See you next year

Everyone have a happy and safe New Years and see you all in 2006... and yes I couldn't be bothered to find an apt picture so I'm reusing the Sydney Swans celebrating (something completely different) .

Cloud and other silly nicknames

Hairy Brits, blond Americans, possible brothers, cute(r) doctors and the DNA boys mud wrestle.

This new shirtless picture of US footballer Brady Quinn has been posted elsewhere but often minus a link to the site it was from (which is here). This stops you seeing Jeff Samardzija shirtless too. RJ, who has a thing for footballers, kindly sent me this collage of Brady pictures and proof he shaves.

Lleyton Hewitt shirtless.

Now regular readers (ie not the ones who find here by putting some celebs name and shirtless into Google) will know I get a tad obsessional about people and they feature here a lot like Tim Tebow, Trent Croad, Todd Thornton and Daniel aka Cloud Campos. Now Cloudy was in some boyband called Exact (no I've never heard of them too) before returning to his day job being a dancer. He also features in promo videos playing with his sunglasses and on the beach where he builds sandcastles (bless), sits around, and prattles on without his top on which is good. Some of these come from here and here.

Finally US actor Johnny Messener who after bit parts on shows like CSI TOS has his own one Killer Instinct (think Law and Order, Criminal Intent in San Francisco). He did get his kit off on Angel which is good.

A little Reminder

Just to remind those in the UK who is on C4 around half three today.

Trunky

Loads of Brazilian boys in their swimmers, do you see green (via JW), dancing in the Glen and how I look while doing this blog (I wish).

Today's post features American swimmers, which is a good thing, but none from Stanford, which is probably both a good and a bad thing.

Ryan Lochte has amazing hair that explodes when his swim cap (if that's what it's called) comes off. One hopes that there is an equal explosion when his speedos come off. More Ryan pictures here.

Ryan swims with Peter Vanderkaay (who has a cute brother called Alex (but doesn't do strange things with him on a beach)) who gets shirtless and dressed only in a towel. More Peter pictures here.

Aaron Peirsol fills his speedos (from various angles) and his swim shorts. More Aaron pictures here (notice a pattern developing?)

Davis Tarwater has an interesting name for a swimmer (or his family made Pepsi) and a silly beard thingy but you can find more pictures of him here.

Finally the permtastic University of Florida swim team.

As straight as the M25

'Just two confirmed bachelors doing boy things in the sand' or Ricky Martin and guest/male companion/just good friend playing on the beach in speedos in St. Barts. Nothing to make educated guesses on there. And I refuse to do puns based his song about banging.

Cute bloggers get monochrome and covered in war paint.

I wouldn't want to imply anything about Kip Gamblin (mainly as Mrs G will chase me through the streets of London armed with an ISBN) and Chris Hemsworth they just act as if their characters really want to get it together but can't. A big thank you to Telespy for those caps.

Strawbleu has been photographing the totty of Prague again.

I have received a request for the Sutton triplets aka The Noise Next Door who I am told are the British answer Karshner threesome. I don't see it but you can compare and contrast. Another request I've had is for Michael Phelps' shaved armpits...well it takes all sorts and tastes. On all tastes I was asked to scan this model (who is either him or him) playing bellhop from the Sunday Times.

As if to rub it in that it's Summer in the colonies AFLer Michael Braun is running shirtless.

Finally guess why Australian actor Tim Draxl is tired and Spanish footballer Francesc Fabregas is acting camp.

See you after Crimbo

Trojan and not the big one

The blog I linked to on the Thierry Pepin post below has set some people's antivirus software off. Until I've checked it out I've ditched the link as it's better safe than you know,

Via John comes model, actor and ex boybander (he was a busy boy) Dan Corsi shirtless and being a real tease. The are more here if you are interested.

Some shirtless bits of sports totty featuring David Beckham, Randall Bal, and Ky Hurst.

You might have guessed that I quite like American footballer Tim Tebow when he's sitting around shirtless, when he's running shirtless, when he's about to throw the ball shirtless, when he's weight training shirtless, simply training shirtless, and so much so that I capped him twice when he moved his finger. Thanks to Jeff who provided the video to cap.

Finally British actor Matthew Goode shirtless in his pants. Matthew even 'phones shirtless.

Helixy

Australian magazine DNA has a lot of really cute cover boys, discuss.

Kevin Zegers' moon is in transit.

By request Australian rugby player and calendar boy (which you can buy here)Liam Fulton dressed only in a pair of blue speedos. There is loads more colonial totty on that blog I linked to above.

Greg Cipes is an actor, singer and model. He also does the campest of modeling poses. I'm sure it had some artistic merit.

Soap and Broadway actor Matt Cavenaugh appeared in some play in which he had to get shirtless, played with, have an enjoyable ride whilst wearing a pulled open (yet tucked in) shirt.

A very small picture of the non violent Jake Gyllenhaal minus his shirt and Kiwi sprinter Chris Donaldson minus his shirt too.

Finally Pandora (opened her box and) sent me this chap for today's random cute guy. It appears he modeled without much on for a hotel she stayed in.

A History

You have to admire the bravery of Ralph Lauren to advertise his fragrance Romance using Thierry Pepin who apart from modeling has done gay porn (caveat: naughty links on that blog).

Comrade Ape

The Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes. Who knew Anthony Hutton was Russian?

Do feel free to click on one of my blogads (or those on other blogs you visit) as it's a nice thing to do and costs you nothing.

Here's two want to be college footballers Neil Caudle and Jevan Snead. Now Jevan may have a name that would be more at home in a Dickens novel but he does fill a training top well as to a lesser extent does Neil. Neil does though win on the totty next door stakes.

The Karshner threesome [their site] have featured here lots of times but here are some pictures I've missed, guess what has just happened, erected bathing, and so much oil the Americans will invade.

Tis the season for ALFers to get their kits of like these chaps from Port Power and Saint Kilda and model new kits like Lenny Hayes.

As requested country music star Dierks Bentley [his site] shirtless from afar and closer.

Finally streaking at cricket matches is so 1980s (although as it happened in New Zealand it's probably novel).

Rugs

Various levels of fur, what Santa should look like, want to go to Costa Rica, a 'semi asian hunk' and curtains.

Following on from yesterday more shirtless Saint Kilda players like Ed McDonnell, and Nick dal Santo modeling the new kit and I'll leave it to you to suggest what might be happening here.

Being James Murray, the British actor, the New Zealand rugby player, the British swimmer, and the British actor again.

Nick is a rather muscled model who likes getting his top off a lot, from here and Shaun is a model from there too.

Finally more shirtless Sonny Bill Williams causing me to hate towels.

Ball Players

Canadian basketballer Max Craig Zuyderhoff plays with his basketball (which really is what you expect basketballers to do).

Australian footballer Anthony Danze sometimes plays with Jason Godfrey who looks a lot cute with this hair cut. Both Dan (who kindly sent me some of these) and I think Anthony should do what most footballers do and get his kit off. Although German footballer Marcell Jansen sometimes shows off some flesh he won't go all the way, forshame.

British ballet star Rupert Pennefather fails in his dancing duties by not being photographed in tight leotards. Though My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way is happy to wear tight trousers.

Justin Koschitzke and Luke Ball model the new Saint Kilda AFL kit while Sydney's Leo Barry is out of his. Anyway here's one more of Justin to end with.

Rugby Boys

From the 2006 Sheffield Hallam University Rugby Club Calendar.

Bad Pick

I wonder what great mind of our time decided to hold the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Montreal during the winter. Global warming is a hard sell when outside the city you are in is 'paralysed by record snowfall'. Next the UN will hold their conference on tolerance in Iran.

RJ kindly pointed me towards this site which Amateur Wrestling Photos which you'll be surprised to know features photos of amateurs wrestling. I recommend (as does RJ) the beach ones.

Mike thinks people might like to visit actor Chris Villa Woods' site. As I'm often accused of just covering the 'young and pretty' here's something completely different.

Now back to the 'young and pretty' with the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe's Will Moseley in armour.

Now that his acne has cleared up Kevin Zegers is looking rather cute when he's shirtless or when he's wearing a suit but lacking a shirt. Mostly borrowed from here.

Snowboarder Seth Wescott, Romain DeMarchi and Gigi Ruf (and yes that is a chap's name and not one of Sharon Osbourne's dogs).

I don't see the attraction of Australian tennis player Lleyton Hewitt shirtless but here he is shirtless.

Round the Twist is an Australian kid's TV show which has a cult adult following for some reason. The last series features Rian McLean who you may remember played the gay (who had a thing for Mitch Firth and Chris Egan and warranted dramatic music every time his sexuality was mentioned) Christopher Fletcher on Home and Away, and Brook Sykes who was often dressed in red armless faux leather or black plastic numbers (with his pants on his head) during the show.

Finally Australian swimmer Chad Schneider in his speedos.

Skate

Speedskaters have an odd habit of either wearing really tight stuff (stopping wind resistance perhaps) or almost nothing at all like Beorn Nijenhuis in his tightness [his site], removed by request, Sebastian Falk [his site] naked, and Dennis Kalker naked. More naked skaters here.

The Carlton AFL team (or a good night in), and Port Power's Adam Thomson shirtless.

Australian footballer Michael Ferrante with his shirt off.

US college footballer Dallas Sartz shirtless in a well endowed way.

Finally a random cute Kiwi gymnast called David Thompson.

More Voting (and not just in Iraq)

You can now vote for this blog as Best Gay Blog (and write me in on the others) and vote for the Hottest Brazilian Of The Year but it's a hard choice between Daniel and Leandro.

Want a good Christmas? Perhaps Santa or Santas could come...down the chimney.

RJ just beat me to the most requested image this blog ever has. Still at high school but soon to be college American footballer Tim Tebow might not have the greatest taste in top colours so here he is shirtless and so is his fan club.

If you don't like shirtless American gymnasts (well the last one is from New Zealand) this section might not be for you, you foolish people. First here's Blaine Wilson shirtless, second Jordan Jovtchev thinks he's Superman shirtlessly, third Sean Townsend goes bulge first, fourth Paul Hamm shirtless upside down, ninety sixth Todd Thornton shirtless upside down, the right way up, and upside down again, and finally David Phillips assumes the position.

Vote for Me (three)

Ethan wants you to get behind him (scroll down a bit) and vote for his site, Brat Boy School, here and if he wins perhaps he'll move the rubber duck.

From John comes more of Ben Foster as an angel (well he has big white wings so he could be an albatross) who gets played with (apparently not in the good way).

By request rookie Sydney Swan Kieran Jack, US footballer Landon Donovan, and US gymnast Sean Townsend.

Erik Jan Spijkerman is, apart from 30 points in Scrabble, a Dutch speed skater. Erik doesn't seem that against getting most of his kit off if it's only in segments. Nice thigh though. In one of those great minds thinking alike moments he's also featured at Bentblog.

Finally basketballers Jason Kapono, Anderson Varejao, Luke Jackson, Nick Collison, and Mike Dunleavy.

coiffure

People have the oddest obsessions, but one about CSI's Eric Szmanda's hair is amongst the strangest.

Vancouver ice hockey players Ryan Kesler shirtless, Mattias Ohlund shirtless, and Brendan Morrison shirtless too.

US actor Derek Richardson shirtless.

British squash players James Willstrop and Peter Barker and James shirtless.

It's the season for TV shows to get their cast shirtless as here with UK soaps, Hollyoaks and wrestling.

Mostly from another Bill, ex of US Pap Idol and now Tarzan on Broadway Josh Strickland smooth and hairy.

Finally AFLer Steven Armstrong having a box [Steven shirtless].

Hot, hotter, hottest

You can vote on who is the Hottest Brazilian of 2005, shower boy, admire the nudity (you shouldn't need an alert to know what that means) in the Fire Island calendar, understand the true meaning of Crimbo, see the sites of Israel, wonder if they'll ever be an end to crap TV, and ponder why some people need everything explained.

Following on from the Xander before the pies pictures yesterday here's Nick in the steam room from the Buffy episode 'Go Fish'. The episode also featured Wentworth Miller (that is him in the middle I promise) and Shane West. The episode was pretty lame (more so as you only get a hazy distance or in pool shots of Wentworth) but with Shane and Nick surrounded by chaps only dressed in towels it has its moments. You also get to cap Shane looking like he's doing things releasing things (and the chap furthest from him looks like he's having fun too).

As I've covered wrestlers (AJ Styles in whipped cream) and 'ultimate' fighters here's British boxers Ross Minter, Brett James, and Kevin Mitchell along with Australia's Danny Green.

Finally Italian swimmer Filippo Magnini in and out of his suit.

If you're smelling smoke...

Gay To Me

Sports Illustrated's 2005 Sportsman of the Year Tom Brady is 'gay to me' according to supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Relying on the opinions of a supermodel may not be a good idea though. I am willing though to spend a night with Tom to 'test' him.

Here's a link to some caps of 'gay cowboy romp' Brokeback Mountain.

Survivor Guatemala's Jamie Newton has an identical twin brother (called of all things 'Ramie'), gets shirtless a lot and likes having the collar of his shirt up (looks like he's inherited his parents' taste).

The worst job ever? Well the role of Tony Blair's wife is already taken.

Swimmers when they're not wearing those body suit things (though they do show off some things) provide good visuals so here are some. I have no idea who these two are and nor does the person who sent it to me. I know Austrian swimmers Markus Rogan's name and admire his bulges even in when he's in one of those horrid suits. German swimmer Thomas Rupprath might not bulge as much (though it gets bigger in some pictures) and may look like a catalogue model occasionally but is rather cute. Sam sent me this picture which is apparently Thomas (well a German newspaper says it's him) but neither of us are sure it's him. Sam also sent me this picture in which Thomas looks like he is wearing a lot of make up. Finally for this section here is South African New Zealander Corney Swanepoel.

Sideline Secrets is a 'quality gay-themed film' which features a number of cute chaps minus their shirts, in the pink, acting doing things to each other, and in porn movie set ups.

And finally Blond English Seven rugby player Jon Hylton.

When he was buff

To Witt

In part from Mark, Australian rugby player Michael Witt shirtless and with a friend. Michael will apparently be shirtless in calendar called 'In A League Of Their Own'.

Been in almost everything Reynaldo Rosales in Law and Order looking cute and athletic in his (well the TV show's) gym kit and on stage shirtless.

Home and Away's seventeen year old Rhys Wakefield almost wearing a shirt and showing off more cleavage than most D list stars.

Lost's Ian Somerhalder looking remarkably female, cross eyed and looking like something has just happened in the front of his shorts, all the time shirtless.

Finally a random cute naked French rugby player.

Gay Sex in the 70s

More about the film here.

Geek Chic

Timmy Ray has angelic totty and so do other people.

The Russian boyband (yes they do have them) Smash used to feature Vlad Topalov and Sergei Lazarev but now it's only Vlad (and loads of old people). Fortunately Vlad is the only one who seems to get his kit off.

Brazilian gymnast Diego Hypolito shirtless upside down, the right way up and showing what's on offer.

From Fred comes Scandinavians playing hockey players, poker players, a band, and frat boys. Also from Fred comes speed skater Mikael.

Belgrave Harriers athletes Tim Bayley whose packing and Graham Beasley who played a bit of shirtless beefy cute, forge totty on Little Britain. Cheers to Pete for those caps.

Finally today's random cute guy.

Barbera Twins

With thanks to:

Vote for him

An interview with the lipsynching Mischievious Boys, via Brenton comes some chap showing off your bits all over the planet, superpants, and Michael of Gay Orbit wants you to vote for him (as does his boiness).

South American model and actor Daniel Erthal [his site] stripping, shirtless in a magazine and in a montage. More here and here.

American gymnasts Wes Aderhold, Jonathan Buese, Audi McGookey and Kyle Shanahan.

Not that I'm getting obsessed with Sonny Bill Williams but here he is shirtless from the front and back. Just for fun again here he is shirtless again and again. But if you don't like Sonny here's New Zealand's Byron Kelleher shirtless.

Finally here's a random cute chap in his speedos.

Towel Boys

Cheers to Muchy.

Wedding Bells

Mr and Mrs John would like to announce the marriage of their son Elton...

Do feel free to go here for dating, here on holiday, here for your visuals, here for a good movie and here for your presents. Or you can stay here for the totty.

I'm not the greatest fan of the French (being British it's genetic) but they do produce some wonderful bits of totty. Clement Poitrenaud is a rugby player who you may know from getting naked for Stade France but he has also taken off his shirt a number of times for other things even running. Tennis player Richard Gasquet started taking off his shirt when he was au natural (or however you spell that) and kept doing it as he has become more developed from playing (well training at) tennis though I'm not sure what this picture represents.

[nudity alert] Here's Gelleg's caps of Ryan Carnes naked (no not porn) in Eating Out [/nudity alert].

Canadian actor Paul Popowich looking cute (well at least I think he does). He would look far cuter if he got some of his kit off, hint.

New Zealand rugby player Sonny Bill Williams may sound like he should be singing about life on the prairie but looks far better shirtless.

Jerry O'Connell

Grade A

Beefy fighting totty, more beef, if Christmas is like this I might it, Justin Timberlake is opening an Italian restaurant seemingly shirtless, his boiness wants your vote, and when pornstars blog.

Italian dancer Massimiliano Pironti shirtless.

From RJ wannabe college American footballer Joe Dottino in an interesting pose and shirtless. Josh thinks I should include English rugby player Luke Narraway. From Andrew comes basketballer Dane Bradshaw playing with and protecting his
balls.

Sydney's Jarrad McVeigh in and out of his AFL kit and Essendon's Mark Johnson.

As I've done students from the swamp here's some from Oxford, more specifically from St Peter's College where they all get their tops off (even the not so good ones) and wait on tables. They also get dressed up, pose and look cute with a female. OK they're not as good as the Cambridge lot but I only spent a few minutes looking.

Finally Trent Croad's thighs.

Erik von Detten

Credit as credit's due.

Sporty

English rugby Sevens players wear those tight tops (unfortunately not bottoms) the normal team wears which is good. I like Ben Foden even when he's not wearing a tight top but more when he is and Johnny Hylton which is equally good.

Graham Colton modestly calls his band the Graham Colton Band.

Aussie Rules players wear those short shorts and seem to like training without their tops on like here with Mark Jamar twice, Jess Sinclair, Ben Holland, Shane Woewodin twice and Ryan Ferguson. Also here is wannabe AFLer Andrew Swallow which I am informed is a name not a suggestion.

Finally via Strawbleu comes new Aryan n F*ckable model totty Matt Ratliff
who may not be blond but is very youknowable. As per usual in AnF adverts Matt is not wearing clothes.

Mark McVeigh

Pouches

It can't be fun going to a university in a swamp, but it is always a good idea to keep yourself occupied. If that means you and your mates (even the not so good looking ones) wander around and dance dressed only in a posing pouch (with an animal's head on it (must be post somethingist)) so be it. Now you might have to move from this to this to get to the posing pouch but it's well worth it and something to celebrate. You can also feel superior (someone from Cambridge feeling superior...never) over your less brave mates who only go as far as their boxers, even if they molest you 'Hey why is your zip undone?'). But remember no jokes about the Welsh...mainly because their humourless. There are more frolicing students here and a thank you to Jolen for spotting them.

The English rugby 7s Team or a good weekend in.

Fred pointed me towards some naked pictures of hairy Nordic sailor Vegard Johan Eimind. What is odd about Vegard is that when you play with the lighting on this picture nothing appears so it's back to imagining what he had...has. More of his naked hairiness here.

German racing driver Nico Rosberg is blond and looks good in a uniform.

Finally some shirtless AFLers Lindsey Gilbee, Scott West and Matthew Robbins.

Headlining

'Trojans, Cocks Interlocked in Logo Battle' what a teaser, it's amazing what soap operas will do to get ratings and more reasons for stylists.

If you are in the UK on C4 tonight at 9pm is some thinly disguised promotion for Madonna's latest tour called 'I'm Going To Tell You A Secret' (not though how someone with so little talent got so far). It will though probably feature Daniel Campos which might make it worth watching (or at least videoing to skip the dross bits).

Via Tommy comes naked pictures of Norwegian ballet star Roberth Refling in which you get to see his front, side, behind and in some pictures more than they want you to see. There are more here.

Former US Survivor Silas Gaither is trying to act, sadly not shirtlessly. He is though shirtless here.

I can't find a shirtless picture of US actor Justin Bartha in fact this is the nearest I've got. Justin and Tim Tebow should do a shirtless photoshoot together.

Wannabe AFLers get their chance to impress (in the sporty way) like Richard Douglas, Nick Lower, Bernie Vince, and Alan Obst.

Finally Australian long distance runner Craig Mottram's package and body.