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No Shower Pictures

Say you are in a boyband and have done porn, a model and have done porn, twins who have posed naked, or now Aussie Rules players [cheers loads of people] and you find a picture of you on the internet that you would rather people didn't see. What is the best way to go about this? I would think a polite Email to the owner of the website, but I'd be wrong. Apparently the best way is to threaten legal action, thus giving the pictures you are trying to hide and the site they are on publicity (and now not just in Australia). I think doing that is really stupid but others disagree [cheers loads of people].

The argument the AFL Players Association is using is really silly. Sportsmen who regularly go on beaches in tight black speedos (I've seen the Sydney Swans do it first hand (which was fun)) find pictures of their top halves taken in showers upsetting. Anyway why would you pose with a cup and let someone take a picture if they wanted their privacy protected?

For the record every picture featured here is in the public domain but I am happy to remove any if people have a valid reason and ask nicely. Oh and for the galacticly dumb being featured on here doesn't mean I'm saying you're gay.

Sometimes you know a pun is tragic but you just have to use it so here is Hairy Judd.

Footballers, yes I know in the end you'll get sick of them, but here is Carlos Puyol in a shirtless state, Andrea fan Fabio Cannavaro twice again, this was captioned Tim Cahill but I don't think it's him so some Australian player shirtless, and playing in Germany but possibly not all German Jonathan Bourgault twice, and Carsten Rothenbach.

Sporting basketball pits from Clarke, the Cairns Tiapans and Sydney's Jason Smith.

I know straight men are odd animals but why is someone who looks like this chap going out with Jade Goody?

Tom is a model and quite cute and models at the same place as former What If? star James Kristian [fan site] who models shirtless.

Finally and more for the expression than anything else here's British athlete Greg Rutherford.