Paris Boys

Above is Aaron and Nick Carter throwing their toys (at each other) in the House of Carters in a clip which you can download here.

Although you can never have enough rugby boys here's some footballers, Frank Lampard shirtless twice, as is Tim Cahill shirtless, Stefanos Siontis bounces, Marc Andre Kruska finds something that excites him, and (via Henry) Raul points.

AFLer Michael Braun for some reason.

Finally some Finnish athletes Joona Puhakka shirtless and Jarkko Ruosteki gets felt up. More of their Finnishnesses here.

Warrior Boys

Ashton Holmes is in a new film Peaceful Warrior with Scott Mechlowicz in which they both play gymnasts and so do the shirtless extras.

As US runner Andrew Rock shows running shorts have interesting contours even when they aren't that tight though Bjorn Barreforsin may not need to move to much.

Australia rugby players Ben Ross, Nick Youngquest, Greg Bird and Michael Witt have posed nude for a calendar (as rugby players are predisposed to do) which you can pre-order here, which has upset the NRL. As players like Stormer Billy Slater run around in short shorts chasing then catching other players (Steve Turner), like Cooper Cronk playing with Greg Inglis, like Matt King and his hair, or like Dallas Johnson have interesting training positions covered nudity must be so upsetting.

Finally German athlete Andre Niklaus does his bit for shirtless shirt drying.

Inked Boy

That's Australian rugby player Ryan McGoldrick naked (thanks Tim) to start off the section closely followed by Cooper 'not rhyming slang' Cronk shirtless and Brett White which is were it ends for today. You'll just have to make do with shirtless Sydney Swans, Ted Richards, Nick Fosdike, Brett Kirk, and Trent Croad's legs.

While I work on other requests here's one solved (if that's the right word) German footballer Torsten Frings shirtless.

tennis player Dmitry Tursunov and Igor Andreyev have a quick snog after winning a match, I wonder what they do when they win a major...

From Nas comes Kiwi swimmers Andrew McMillan, Glenn Snyders, and Corney Swanpoel all not wearing those God forsaken tool of the Devil bodysuits.

Finally golfer Luke Donald who has a nice ass apparently.

Mountain Boy

Tom sent me a new picture of Swiss sportsman and now model Nick Beyeler dressed only in a throw and here he is moving:



And yet more rugby players minus their shirts (as people seem to like them) starting with New Zealand's Luke McAlister solo and with another player (whose name I can't be bothered to look up) and Daniel Conn who is not just shirtless he's naked.

And yet more shirtless pictures of the Sydney Swans AFL team in the sea courtesy of Paul and a kitted out Ben Cousins from Ben.

Not happy with doing this, Rafel Nadel does it again (see the woman in the background pretending not to notice) and again, thanks Henry who sent me the footballer Coco shirtless.

Finally German athlete Andre Niklaus diving shirtless and with shirtless team mates Uwe Buechele (left) and Dominique Eleyth (right).

Archery Boy

Above (thanks to Mark) is South African model/actor/reality star/doctor Gareth Tjasink advertising Archers. More videos and pictures of Gareth here.

Rugby players Ryan Hoffman getting painted while shirtless, Billy Slater shirtless in and out of the ice pool, a shirtless Dareen Lockyer, Matt King shirtless, and Scott Hill in only his pants.

German swimmer Helge Meeuw shirtless with some runner.

From Henry comes Rafel Nadel's interesting way of celebrating victory or at least that's what he claims.

AFLers Brett Burton, Chris Judd and Andrew Embley , Chris Johnson, and a shirtless Barry Hall and with the equally shirtless Sydney Swans.

Finally some shirtless footballers Peter Lovenkrands, and Eugen Polanski.

Horror Boys

Jim kindly sent me (and 'Fletch' capped) some fluff from David DeCoteau's very soft porn horror epics like stand around in pants chap, shower in pants chap, sit next to tree in pants chap, get tied up in pants chap, get chained up in pants chap, then there is carry bag shirtless chap, rescue shirtless chap while shirtless chap, show off armpits while shirtless chap, look puzzled while shirtless chap, exercise in sun glasses while shirtless chap, and shy thus not shirtless chap. Unless you are some really strict fundamentalist who thinks showing flesh is evil you can see why they don't work as horror films.

As their team lost here are AFLers Heath Black clothed while Shaun McManus and Josh Carr are shirtless.

For all of you who send me Emails saying I never feature older men (and because Mark kindly sent me them) here is John Travolta (yes him) shirtless (not too scary) with some other actors some (him off Scrubs (no sadly not Zach Braff)) who get nude (covered up nudity though). I'm not weightist but he should eat less.

Judson

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Tennis Boys

Above for those who like to know is tennis player Robby Ginepri taking a sauna. Though I can't see it to answer some requests here's Scottish tennis player Andy Murray minus his top but not in the sauna.

The Carters (Nick, Aaron and some females) are going to be doing a reality Osbournes clone type show on E! called the House of Carters, thrilling news.

Thanks to Ryan here's another picture of Pop Idolater Dean Geyer shirtless.

Some rugby beef, the hairy Brad Thorn, Shaun Berrigan shirtless twice, Ryan Hoffman shirtless, and Nick Davis who is an AFLer.

Finally thanks to Mark here is South African model/actor/doctor Gareth Tjasink trying to sell Archers by getting his top off.

Weather Boy

Above is Madonna dancer Daniel 'Cloud' Campos' video birthday present for his boss which includes him and the other dancers shirtless a lot (massive credit to Boy Culture).

The Sydney Swans, last year's winners of the Aussie Rules cup/tournament/bowl/plate/shrimp are gearing up to have a go at winning again by following that age old Australian sporting tradition the mass go in the sea and get cold followed by the group standing on some rocks pretending you aren't being photographed. This means you get to see Tadhg Kennelly and Jarrad McVeigh in swimming shorts and Nick Davis shirtless on the pitch. Australian rugby players like (the) Melbourne Storm do it too but at the pool.

Thanks to Neil I now know (and so do you) that this shirtless chap is Pop Idol Australia contestant Dean Geyer (too easy).

Finally footballer Sergio Ramos shirtless and naked.

Viking Boys

As highlighted by Fred from up North models Christian B showing some flesh (more of him here) and Lars Erik naked but covering up (more of him here).

Now this is the way to advertise a soft drink.

By request javelin thrower Andreas Thorkildsen, not German athlete German Chairaviglio, and American gymnast Cody Moore shirtless.

Have a guess which footballer this chap thinks he looks like, standing shirtless.

Finally some footballers Felix Luz shirtless solo and with Jeton Arifi, thanks to Henry, Tobias Grahn shirtless throwing his shirt, and oh to be a football photographer.

Rugger Boys

So I promised some rugby players and here they are in all their beefy lets all have a bath togetherness.

Canadian James Pritchard gets shirtless (what a rarity here) shows off one, then two armpits and his behind (well the top half).

England's Neil Starling shirtless from the front, side and overlit, the Dover Sharks do a naked calendar (how original), and nameless bar behinds.

Finally from elsewhere there is Wales' Lee Byrne, from the US there is Mike Hercus, a collection of shirtless French players, Australia's Mark Gasnier shirtless, and New Zealand's Corey Jane.

Supporter Boys

The University of Southern California Trojans have cute, shirtless and hyper supporters no wonder his Boiness likes going to their games so much.

Aussie Rules players Beau Waters, Ryan Hargrave, Daniel Cross, and Farren Ray.

Some yet again shirtless footballers staring Mustapha Kucukovic, Miguel Carvalo, and Joris Mathijsen shirtless from varying distances.

How to advertise a water park get some beef and put it on a raft, one of which is Ky Hurst.

Finally as a build up the rugby tottyfest coming in the morrow here's a shirtless Darren Lockyer.

Team Boys

Footballers Sebastian Kehl points the way and, Yoann Gourcuff is naked, rugby players Billy Slater shirtless twice whilst Cooper Cronk can only spread his legs, as does AFLer Luke Webster, though Ben Cousins plays with Mark Seaby.

The Men for All Seasons people couldn't find enough Aussie Rules players to participate in a calendar this year so they just got some bits of fluff to model anyway. I like Mr February, Mr August, Mr January and Mr Last Third of the Year.

Finally Dean Sheremet has managed to get a good selection of dancing totty to show off flesh to his wife. Rob has more of Dean.

Neil

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Jump Boy

He may not be the brightest chap on the planet but in my best Wild West accent he sure is pretty, above Erik von Detten gets his top off then jumps off a (small) cliff. Fellow Complete Savage Shaun Sipos gets his kit off for his new movie, Comeback Season.

UN loving ballet totty Roberto Bolle shirtless and naked. Fellow Italian Gabriel Garko shirtless who is a model dash actor.

A montage of shirtless footballer Tranquillo Barnetta and a single of fellow ball player Steven Gerrard in that state while (thanks to Henry) Ryan Giggs only goes half the way.

Shirtless rugby beef in speedos staring Brent Kite twice and Luke Bailey.

Finally British actor Dominic Cooper showing off his behind in Mother Clap's Molly House.

Oiled Boys

David Bilek a barman has won the Czech Man of the Year contest being the best bit of oiled beef in a large group of bits of oiled beef (what do you think is the collective noun for oiled beef?). One of the categories seems to have been nipple pinching. Thanks to Ross.

As requested by Dean his namesake a recent(ish) picture of Collective Soul's Dean Roland.

Footballers Sweden's Olof Mellberg minus his top and Frank Lampard who has been borrowing some AFLer short shorts. As AFLer Chris Judd has found not wearing the short shorts doesn't always mean more coverage. Thanks John.

Also in Alexander, and Sugar Rush, Neil Jackson shirtless in Stargate SG1 and boxing.

Finally hairy boys actor Shaun Sipos shirtless in Complete Savages and Robby Ginepri's trail to fun.

Punch Boy

Ryan Phillippe gets hot then has a shower.

How about some German actors? As if to fit a stereotype I'll start with a blond Max Riemelt who when he is not very convincingly trying to kiss a girl, sitting in a hut, he's playing a Nazi boxer. Simon Verhoeven got himself tied up only in his pants which I'm sure was vital to the plot. Florian David Fitz shirtless and in the bath.

Blond fluff footballer Dirk Kuyt shirtless in a bigger way.

Finally AFLer Michael Braun in really, really, shirt shorts, and Brad Smith wearing annoying things underneath his.

Shorts Boys

AFLer Quinten Lynch eats his beard thingy while I refuse to even comment on this picture , though the temptation is massive...though you just know the photographer knew what he was doing. Can you see anything in Mark LeCras' shorts? I'm sure that was an accident too Mr Photographer. As was the effect of gravity on Heath Black twice and Adam Hunter and Daniel Cross once (John spotted that one too). Was Michael Braun just to blatant that he had to be cut off?

As requested British actor Edward Speleers.

I can forgive athletes Linus Thoernbald and Andreas Thorkildensen for wearing those body suit things as they have their pictures taken head on, but not Tero Pitkamaki.

Finally footballers who show off, Tim Cahill of Australia, and German Bastian Schweinsteiger less intentionally.

Shave Boy

As requested by a number of people above is Eric Winter doing his bit for shaving equipment sales which you can download here if you so wish.

As footballer Fernando Torres shows things can run up if you aren't careful which is why he shouldn't wear shorts. Gerard Pique solves this pressing issue by using towels and jeans split at the knees which was oh so popular in the 1980s but not now.

Who said we were all developed? AFLer Jared Rivers tries to take Luke Ball back to his cave.

As I haven't posted many gymnasts lately here to make up for it are a few starting with Toddles (aka Todd Thornton) shirtless, his 'brother' Sean Townsend shirtless, Gerry Signorelli equally undressed, Wesley Haagensen mostly shirtless, Wesley Aderhold in his kit sadly, and Alexander Artemev shirtless.

Finally 2007 will be the year with Julien Arias naked on the front and the back well according to his rugby club.

Mirror Boy

Taking pictures of yourself naked, then annoying the lass you sent them to in a format perfect for the internet is not the cleverest of moves as footballer Matthew Bates who plays for Middlesbrough stood in front of a mirror and took pictures of himself first in briefs and then [naked and erect] naked [/naked and erect]. Thanks to Yani, and the annoyed one you get to see them.

British TV presenter Kristian Digby naked but shaved.

It's odd that the celebs do skating shows get fluff like Australian model Jake Wall to dress up in really camp clothes (I've never understood why ice skaters have to look like that) then bizarrely try and portray them and skating as hard and oh so butch.

Shirtless Australian rugby beef Mark Gasnier.

Bjorn Einar Romoren the blond fluffy skijumper from Norway does a magazine cover only in his pants. Though there would be no Bjorn out of bed throwing he needs to eat more as does fellow jumper Thomas Lobben.

Ross kindly sent some detailed studies Of Andy Roddick's treasure trail from various angles.

Water polo Marko Savic, Ilya Smirnov, and Denes Varga(L) and Moritz Oeler (R).

Finally an overdressed but cute model.

Coke Boys

Frank kindly sent me some pictures of the strange goings on in Toronto recently. Coke (as in the drink) got a number of cute chaps, put them in red speedos, and covered them in brown paint. I have no idea why though I suspect it's cultural (which means as much as an archeologist positing that something is ritual). The logo they've stenciled on the models might give a clue but I can't be bothered to look it up (my eyes are elsewhere). I'm no marketing genius but if they'd licked the paint (non toxic one hopes) off each other this would have been on a lot of blogs. Frank's full study of Canadian totty and their painting habits can be found here.

As any regular reader of this blog will know Australian sportsmen like to go in the sea wearing black shorts or speedos even if they are acting playing catch really badly. Not that I'm objecting as you get to see Billy Slater, and Jake Edwards wearing little.

Models in swimwear allows them to show off in profile and from the front.

Finally some footballers, Paul Robinson, Lukas Podolski has a feel, Michael Rensing, shirtless and Christian Schulz has a thing about showing off his treasure trail and getting his top off.

Ring Boys

Gymnasts Derek Helsby, Shaun Antonio upside down, blond Thomas Andergassen shirtless, the tiny German Fabian Hambuechen legs spread, and Gus Roethlisberger.

Some shirtless requests answered, British diver Leon Taylor, British pap star/actor Craig Young, and US teen 'star' Drake Bell.

I was asked to reprise my caps from flesh fest Delta Delta Die which though dire has it's plus points. You get to see [naughty link] soft porn star[/naughty link] Glen Meadows and Jerry G Angelo (nice behind) naked. Some more of them naked from behind and ground, Nick Oram [nudity]naked[/nudity] and Eli Jones.

Lawn Boy

The Argentine version of Desperate Housewives has a cute gardener, shocking.

Borrowed blatantly from Bentblog is Spanish actor Alex Barahona who has forgets his pants (nice ass), and his pants and top (nice ass), alone or having fun with Alejo Sauras.

Even with bad hair models look good shirtless, more so with this chap or when they are nearly 40 and look like TV actors.

Jake wanted some pictures of AFLer Dale Thomas shirtless not necessarily with his shirtless Magpie teammates but I prefer the less skinny Chris Tarrant and I'm not the only one who posts beef for no real reason other than wanting to.

Finally some footballers (or soccer players for those over the Pond) starting with Tobias Rau and the effects of inertia on a moving object, John Terry gives a shirtless Owen Hargreaves a cuddle, a shirtless Cristian Ronaldo gives a friend a good idea of what's down under, the bless worthy Per Mertesacker shirtless, and Alexander Madlung (who Jim thinks looks like Wayne Rooney) shirtless from the front and back.

Surfer Boys

Kiwi actor Khan Chittenden shirtless (here and in the video above) in what is basically Home and Away for teens, Blue Water High in which he plays the standard blond fluff surfer. You can download it here.



The second video is of Adam Saunders shirtless on the same show which you can download here.

For no real reason here's AFLer Andrew Swallow.

Finally Eric Winter former US soap star is now bit of shirtless flesh on the Gillette Fusion Hydra Gel shaving foam advert. You can watch the fluff in the ad here.

Rip It Off

Modeling away with Corey Bond and his speedos, Bradley Tomberlin shirtless, and Christian Munden is Mr Virgo.

Footballer Markus Feulner's naked ass, well a bit of it.

Aussie Rules players, Mark Le Cras, Cameron Howat, Andrew Williams, Dale Thomson, and Beau Waters and Steven Armstrong looking happy together.

You know I never thought I would be jealous of a mouse, even more so a fake one but here's Michael Phelps with one, but Michael is happy to wear little in front of the camera in varying poses even slippage.

Finally a triptych of Kiwi rugby player Dan Carter having a kick, left, right and centre.

Myles

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Out Back

Above is Australian actor, singer and cabaret star (cf Hugh Jackman) Tim Draxl shirtless in the BBC 'comedy' Supernova who as the writing gets worse, the more he gets his kit off. You can download the clip here.

Rugby boys from Down Under, Matt Cooper, Brett Seymour, Daniel Holdsworth shirtless his snake, and John Sutton has a shower.

Footballers, Benjamin Schussler causes a shirtless totty jam, and Fabio Cannavaro is shirtless, and excited.