Tottyland

Horror Boys

Jim kindly sent me (and 'Fletch' capped) some fluff from David DeCoteau's very soft porn horror epics like stand around in pants chap, shower in pants chap, sit next to tree in pants chap, get tied up in pants chap, get chained up in pants chap, then there is carry bag shirtless chap, rescue shirtless chap while shirtless chap, show off armpits while shirtless chap, look puzzled while shirtless chap, exercise in sun glasses while shirtless chap, and shy thus not shirtless chap. Unless you are some really strict fundamentalist who thinks showing flesh is evil you can see why they don't work as horror films.

As their team lost here are AFLers Heath Black clothed while Shaun McManus and Josh Carr are shirtless.

For all of you who send me Emails saying I never feature older men (and because Mark kindly sent me them) here is John Travolta (yes him) shirtless (not too scary) with some other actors some (him off Scrubs (no sadly not Zach Braff)) who get nude (covered up nudity though). I'm not weightist but he should eat less.