'Acting' Boys

Above thanks to Tobey comes some scenes from David DeCoteau fleshfest Brotherhood IV: The Complex (you can guess its quality just from the title).

This chap was a famous TV and film actor in the 1980s and early 1990s, but who is it? The answer tomorrow.

AFLers, the kitted Beau Waters, Colin 'trainee beard' Garland, Trent Croad, and a shirtless Simon Prestigiacomo.

Doesn't Elijah Wood look cute but lost in this picture?

CSI NY this week featured AJ Buckley who might be an acquired taste and Ryan McPartlin who kept fully clothed which is a shame as he looks rather good minus them.

Finally it seems to be hot in Germany and the local totty are enjoying fountains.

Dream Boys

Above are the various types of flesh on the BBC get publicity for Andrew Lloyd Weber show 'Any Dream Will Do' in their loincloths. I quite liked Seamus but as they ditched him so Ben's (whose career highlight has been '[w]orking man to man with John Barrowman') going to be busy in my imagination. I feel sorry for Rob who because of his 'look' has got no chance of getting the part but doesn't 'look' that bad in a loincloth.

His song may not be very good but Daniel Zueras' video has its attractions. In case you didn't know Daniel was on Spain’s version of Fame Academy.

Australian rugby players, Steve sent me this picture of Riley Brown's ass (well more thigh) though I prefer him when he was recently seen naked on a bed, and Matt Cooper in his speedos.

Finally it's nice of these young shirtless chaps to take an elderly woman out with them to some event.

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New Boys

Above is an Allamericanguys.com promotional video featuring buff models in their swim and underwear from their 'New Breed'. More proof that eugenics can be fun.

Following on from David's dream casting for Equus Max suggests this chap possibly because he's with a horse but still he's rather cute in an Andrea Casiraghi but less eurotrash way.

Some more ski jumpers showing some flesh, Greg 'I'm 17' Baxter, Guido Ander, Michael Moellinger, and Florian Liegl from a distance and more the clothed Andreas Aren, Antonin Hajek, and Bjoern (to be in my bed) Einar Romoeren.

Finally AFLers David Hille having trouble with a water bottle and there is an odd focus on part of Trent Croad.

Horse Boy

David's dream casting of Jesse Metcalfe in Equus sadly Jamie Bell will be the one to takes over the nudity.

Adam 'I want to be a Tory MP' Rickitt gets his kit off on New Zealand soap Shortland Street. He still needs to eat more.

Another reason why football should be played naked, and for those who don't know that's Cristiano Ronaldo. Joe Cole seems to have forgot he plays football, though the top off is a nice (to) touch.

Fred kindly pointed towards some ski jumpers on the off season which seems to involve doing it on grass and wearing a lot less as Stefan Read, Anders Jacobsen, Tom Hilde, David Lazzaroni, blond fluff Bjoern Einar Romoeren, Julian Musiol, Christian Ulmer, and yes it is his real name Andreas Wank (I'll leave the puns to you).

Finally a rare thing a cute snooker player, Australia's Neil Robertson.

Tripod Boys

Above is a look at the homoerotism in the second series of the BBC's scifi series The Tripods. The producers thought cute chaps in armless tops and shorts in front of their master, and prolonged shower scenes were innocent.

It might be slower than the average BNP voter and really just a complicated rain dance but South African player AB de Villiers why watching cricket has its plus points.

The Collingwood AFL boys have a swim together (in shock horror black shorts) as is Mark 'I've filled up a bit' Jamar. How cold is Brad Miller really if he needs to wear a top but also speedos? Simon Godfrey seems to have had the same problem. Chris Dawes gets his top off and plays with Travis Cloke in the sea.

Big Cat Boy

Above is a news report on the rather cute South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius and his controversial carbon fibre artificial limbs (which are unhelpfully called Cheetahs) wanting to compete in able-bodied events. Here's Oscar with longer hair.

Rugby looks fun in Australia, Brett Seymour and Shaun Berrigan bond with each other, Robert Murphy wonders if anything is showing, and I'm not sure what doing this to Darius Boyd does to help him play rugby better.

A chap who likes steam rooms sent me an assortment of shirtless pictures of English footballer and blond from the bottle Alan Smith.

To end Tyson Ritter was and probably still is the lead singer and bassist of The All-American Rejects and now calls himself a 'designer' which might explain why he is shirt open on and off a bed with some lass.

Genetic Boy

Above is how an oddly cute generic male face looks morphed to meet the genetic averages of certain parts of the UK and Norway in general. Based on the averages I'm off to East Anglia, and Norway.

Fred pointed me the direction of the rather developed Niclas which means I have something to do tonight. You can find more of his blond Nordic hairiness here. Fred also likes Henrick which leaves me with Niclas. I'm so, so, so, gutted.

Australian rugby player Darius Boyd has a training programme which involves getting his top off, which is good, and making funny faces, which is not so good. Billy Slater does neither.

Juan kindly sent me some more pictures of fellow Venezuelan, and swimmer Albert Subirats who should increase the number of tourists coming to look at the aquatic life of his country.

Finally a couple of AFLers Jason Gram, and Luke Jericho.

Mud Pool Boy

Above is a shirtless James Strawbridge and family having a mud wrestle on It's Not Easy Being Green which you can download here if you want to.

AFL high kicking Ben McKinley, Michael Braun from just the wrong angle but when they get it right Beau Wilkes is wearing support pants, whilst Jared Crouch and Brett Kirk are shirtless.

There is something in English cricketer Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff's shorts but it might be a beer can.

The BBC went to all the trouble of getting the shirt off a lotter Ryan Carnes to play a character called 'Laszlo' on the weakest episode so far in the present series of Dr Who, and they not only kept his clothes on but made him look like this. Unfortunately I started thinking about the plot.

Finally from his MySpace comes American college footballer Tim Tebow shirtless.

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Forgotten Boys

I was rather naughty yesterday for not including this link which Dane sent me that leads to all the random cute chaps I featured.

Fitness trainer and model Gregory Capra [his site] has done some his bit for showing off his body and modelling not very much in and around the sea.

Rugby players, Zar Lawrence (yes that's a name) minus his top, Johnny Howard wearing his, as is Stephen Dippenaar who has odd teeth.

AFLers, Nick dal Santo, Joel Patfull, Michael Osbourne, and Matthew Moody.

Ballboy, model, and now actor Matt Lanter showed off some wet flesh on Shark for little plot reason.

Finally from Henry comes Filippo Inzaghi of AC Milan who excited at winning.

Taken One

Above is UK comic Harry Hill making fun of 'Born Survivor' Bear Grylls who is, according to the Sunday Times, 'the first sex symbol of the post-apocalyptic age'. Bear got his top off in a desert last weekend, it's a canyon this week.

Via Dane comes a number of random cute chaps doing their thing, some are out of it but very cute, proudly tattooed ones, modest shy ones, savaged ones, tired ones, posing ones, thin ones, and preppy ones.

To end some AFLers, Sydney Swan Barry Hall has a shower, Dale Thomas doesn't, and Alan Toovey is hairy but not that much on his chest.

Want Some Chocolate?

Jason lewis wants you to eat something...who cares what.

Thursday Boys

I was intending to post these on Thurdsay (last week) so only a bit late.

Thomas Dekker with two Ks plays some High School kid on Heroes even though he's university age, but hey Tom Welling's still doing it and he's nearly thirty (but yes I would still).

Now is you click here you may see a moving New Zealand rugby player Dan Carter doing some sit ups () in tight pants and without his top on. Or I might just be trying to be too clever by half. Fellow Down Under rugby players Steve Turner and Dallas Johnson are cute but Garrett Crossman has his top off.

In Aussie Rules world, Brad Sewell gets his top and shorts pulled off, now that's multitasking.

Questions about football are often dull so here are some more important ones. Do you think Alan Smith shaves his legs? If so why? Why does Joe Cole tuck his top in? Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing in Michael Carrick's shorts? Is David Beckham reallying doing it or has Mr Photoshop been on the prowl?

I'm Back

Well actually I was here all along but my broadband connection went down and it has taken them since Thursday last week to repair it.

If any of my readers were affected by the sad events at Virginia Tech the human connection was up and you were in my thoughts.

Palm Beach Boy

Above is Australian soap star Chris Hemsworth shirtless, meeting a small plump chap on the beach, but unfortunately not this one. You can find more of Chris here and here.

In Aussie Rules land we have Paul Medhurst and his odd hair, and Shane Parker and his large arms.

Thanks to Juan comes Venezuelan swimmer Albert Subirats topless (second from right) with some swimming friends.

And some of the new generation of rugby fluff England's Alex Goode, and Wales' wonderfully Victorian named Leigh Halfpenny.

Lake Boys

Above is a scene from Matthew Bourne's version of Swan Lake, the half naked chaps version, which has now reached Australia. See I do culture. So what does the publicist do? He gets the dancers in (well the bottom half) costume and get them to stand (and do odd poses) near to a lake, genius.

There was some fluff on this week's Dr Who so I thought I'd screencap him. Then he got eaten and no not in the good way.

Australian runner Iain Macfarlane at the end of some...ummm...running event.

Forget about how well each team is doing in the AFL are Tadhg Kennelly and Amon Buchanan just good teammates, was a letterbox the best thing to take a picture of Michael Pettigrew through, and can you see down Ted Richards' shorts?

A shirtless picture of Australian rugby player Braith Anasta, and some players from the Eels, and from the Souths (they're Australian rugby teams).

As requested, yet again, some shirtless pictures of English footballer Frank Lampard. Robert Teschet is also a footballer and partly shirtless.

Car Park Boys

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Above, via Jerome, comes either an interesting take on the effects of herbs on chaps in confined spaces or something 'normal for Norfolk'.

You make fun of his ability to act but still you get requests for pictures of British actor Aaron Johnson doing the street urchin thing.

They might get a grip on things as Scott Forest found out, think they are a plane called Mike Adamson, they may kick high as with Alex Goode and Adam Greendale (even if some, yes you Ben Lucas, do wear horrible black things) , their shorts might ride up like with Alec Jenkins and although everyone seems to want to play with Australian Tim Wright. but they still look better showing off some flesh. Take Sonny Bill Williams (now there's an idea) is he better like this top on or like this with it off? Isn't shirtless a better way for Darren Lockyer, Karmichael Hunt and Shaun Berrigan to train? Anyone might think they are there to play a sport and not keep me entertained.

And finally (and also by request) yes I do have ex of Spooks (before it went stupid) and a number of period dramas Matthew Macfadyen without his top on.

Ice Boy

Above is Bear Grylls gets his top off to get warm on C4's Born Survivor which you can download here. A cynic might suggest that if the presenter gets his top off more and more as the season progresses the ratings aren't that good.

They might be cute but now some of the kidnapped British sailors and marines are selling there stories with amazingly government permission, at least not all of them are doing it.

Junior AFLers Bryce Gibbs poses in an interesting way or perhaps he just likes bare legs, Leigh Adams, Ryan Griffen from the side, and Colin Garland. Older ones, Shaun Burgoyne shirtless, Shaun Hampson, Joel Bowden, and Jess Sinclair.

Happy Easter

Thanks David.

Judson

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Black Speedo Boys

Above (which can be downloaded here) are some of the lifeguarding 'cast' of Bondi Rescue doing a sort of ironman competition. It seems that apart from having to wear black speedos or shorts, to be a lifeguard on Bondi you have to have a nickname that ends in an 'o' like with Bisho (real name Greg Bishop) or a 'y' like with Reidy (real name Andrew Reid) although someone was plainly having an off day when they came up with 'Harries'. Perhaps they left the communal brain cell at home? To put it simply it's a lot of cute chaps running around in not that much often out of the water being blond (low rent Baywatch if you will) and some chap that I think was in Home and Away.

Australian Rules player Daniel Giansiracusa swims then walking around in black speedos (is that the only colour they have in Australia?) with teammate Josh West. I'm all for the less beefy type but won't Luke Blackwell, Robert Murphy, and Joe Anderson get blown away(not in the good way) in a strong wind and does David Teague take two bottles into the shower?

Australian rugby player Billy Slater has nice legs, Cameron Smith is scary, Russell Aitken is hairy and bendy, and to end a happy Josh Holmes.

Dan, Dan, the Underwear Man

Above are photos (which get bigger if you click on them) in case you don't know of New Zealand rugby player and underwear model Dan Carter sporting Jockey's new line in pants.

Final Boys

The final swimmers for a bit (the thing in Melbourne has ended), a celebrating South African Gerhard Zandberg, Venezuela's Albert Subiratsaltes, and San Francisco's Ben Wildman-Tobriner.

Australian cricketer Nathan Bracken shows some leg.

Via Andrew comes some shirtless Sydney Swans in the sea featuring Luke Vogels, Craig Bolton with Brett Kirk, Amon Buchanan, Simon Phillips, Ryan Brabazon, and various views of Jesse White.

Loughborough Boys

Above is from the Loughborough University Athletic Union Calendar 2007 (names as per filename) which you can download here.

Band Boy

Above is Spanish footballer Fernando Torres minus his top. Fellow footballers Leon Andreasen shows an interesting view, Kun Aguero pouts, and Scherer Andrade Maxwell's name seems reversible in Holland.

Barclays might not be a great bank but if they keep doing adverts with this cute chap shirtless even if it is from a distance they can do what they like to their customers.

Swimming questions, I don't know if a big jaw is a requirement of being in the Australian swimming team, if this chap is wondering if he can have a stroke, why British swimmer David Davies' body seems to big for his head and arms, why is Matt Welsh undoing his whatever they are, is Gabor Kis good at it, and where did South African Andrew Lauterstein's neck go?

Finally English rugby player Danny Care goes flying.

Sailor Boys

Iran we're still awaiting their return.

Wheel Boys

Above is cyclist Theo Bos doing his sport in tight PVC. The British cycling team are not that filling (the Danish one does much better) but that is no excuse for photographers cutting pictures like this one of Brit Ross Edgar just at the interesting bits. Fortunately they don't always do it like with Chris Hoy and Ross Edgar.

I just caught the end of Carmine Giovinazzo's bit of shirtlessitude on CSI New York.

Swimming, Australian Eamon Sullivan wins a large 50p coin, American Ryan Lochte checks nothing has escaped and then celebrates, while Serb Milorad Cavic looks annoyed, and Filippo Magnini and Brent Hayden do the 'hands on your hips' bit of the Time Warp.

Swim Boy

I'm not that surprised but Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe has finally come out...