Tottyland

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David's dream casting of Jesse Metcalfe in Equus sadly Jamie Bell will be the one to takes over the nudity.

Adam 'I want to be a Tory MP' Rickitt gets his kit off on New Zealand soap Shortland Street. He still needs to eat more.

Another reason why football should be played naked, and for those who don't know that's Cristiano Ronaldo. Joe Cole seems to have forgot he plays football, though the top off is a nice (to) touch.

Fred kindly pointed towards some ski jumpers on the off season which seems to involve doing it on grass and wearing a lot less as Stefan Read, Anders Jacobsen, Tom Hilde, David Lazzaroni, blond fluff Bjoern Einar Romoeren, Julian Musiol, Christian Ulmer, and yes it is his real name Andreas Wank (I'll leave the puns to you).

Finally a rare thing a cute snooker player, Australia's Neil Robertson.