Tottyland

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British swimmer Liam Tancock (behave) and his pert behind climb a tree.

The things I could do with footballer Alan Smith's glistening muscular body are many and various but all fun. The first thing to do to Alan is to flatten his mohawk thingy as it is rather naff.

Dutch athlete Pelle Rietveld makes interesting contours inside his lycra but not as well as this Finnish athlete that someone whose Email I've lost sent me.

How to be an arty photographer, get Jonas brother (Joe in this case), get him to take of shirt, cut disco ball in half, and put it on his head.

Question of the day, do the crew on Home and Away run a book on how many times Lincoln Lewis' low hanging shorts will fall down when he runs on camera? Also is there footage when they do?

And from Alan today's random cute chap.