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Passe Boy

When imagining savaging English rugby beef Ben Cohen do you really want to see him in his underpants in the kitchen, and in his underpants looking at a suit? It isn't the 1950s you know.

I'm Home and Away's newest 'meat puppet' Luke Mitchell and have I shown my chest off enough? Was the bag or my arm blocking your view of it? I can do it again, and again? And I'm Lincoln Lewis (see my chest too) and after letting Todd Lasance have a good look at my behind in wet swimmers I'll give him ideas.

And Lebanese footballer Youssef Mohamad would look a lot better sans the scowl.