Tottyland

If I had the Boy

If I had Bradley Cooper on his back shirtless, he'd look like this, possibly this, but not this (and I wouldn't be wearing red nail varnish).

As requested, firstly formerly of Neighbours Kyal Marsh who someone horribly called a 'shaved ape' (defence exhibit one). I'd prefer Kyal without the 1980s sunglasses and the marine look but his choice in rather cute mates makes up for that. Secondly the montaged shirtlessness of the Jonas Brothers whose styling is early 1800s Romanticism.

And English rugby player Ben Cohen, young and older, has a nice behind and a habit of showing off his pelt, wet and dry, thanks Kenneth.