Samhain's Boys

For tonight above is former rugby player Thom Evans (R) with his former boybandmate Radon Reynolds (L) plus something scary in the middle.

As I'm still in a blond phase Ryan Hansen's bulge (now where did I put the braces for my underpants? Are things so heavy down there he needs the extra support?) looks rather promising (in an Adam Reed way) in a verging to the left fashion. Hopefully it is at rest and when needed can expand to fill all expectations.

British model (he was on the front cover of Tesco magazine don't you know) and actor Scott Chester should be congratulated on the amount of shirtless pictures he has on his profile.

And New Zealand rugby player Sonny Bill Williams goes tits first.

Mat Boy Mat

British actor Paul Nicholls needs more roles in which he's  'dressed' like this.

It is always good to see True Blood's adorkable and furry Jim Parrack with his top off but I would prefer to see him less dark, moody, and trimmed.

Some shirtless Australian Nicks, the swimmer of the Ffrost variety, and the Aussie Rules player who is called Maxwell.

And today's random cute running chappy.

Contracted Boy

Canadian actor Jesse Hutch got to be hairy (and clippered) in horror remakes, and all over teen comedy, plus he appeared on Smallville (hasn't every Canadian under thirty?).

It is said that we grow into our names so I wonder what happier in his shorts AFLer Maverick Weller (and his tragic tattoo), here seen running whilst shirtless, is going to become. And on a related subject Luke Ball in his shorts.

And I have a sudden urge to undo some buttons.

Iron Boy

Brave enough to show your chest off when running, but not your face. Thanks Brett for the picture.

In the coming film the now huge Henry Cavill (nice rear aspect though the front was better in the Tudor period) will be a mountain man Superman or at least that's how it looks from the promo pictures they are releasing. The accountant in me wonders how a man of steel shaves but I'm sure I'll be told in detail.

And thanks to Ced we have evidence that Fresh Meat's Jack Whitehall has a behind as smooth as a baby's one. It seems that it is a commonality in the cast.

Tooled Up Boy

There's a certain irony about being called Daniel Wise and using power tools when topless. Oddly he's an AFL player, as are Dane Swan, and Chris Tarrant who possess nothing more dangerous than wet shorts.

I'm hoping that British comic Jack Whitehall's trip into teen comedy in which he wears very little (yes that bed again) if not nothing at all is successful and stops him from doing stand up. A naked furry young public school boy standing over you would quell any class war.

And Douglas Booth if you are going to wear tops like that why not just go shirtless? Next you'll be wearing Chester See's hat.

Boy called Mateus

American actor Michael Steger prancing around shirtless and being eyed up on 90210.2.

Blond South African swimmer Alain Tardin minus his top.

British triathlete brothers, Jonathan and Alistair Brownlee are both lefties, at least in that race.

Canadian actor Carl Thiessen's career never got further than David Decoteau rubbish the so now he's trying his hand at modelling (in a totally original way). It would help if his promo pictures weren't so bloody small.

Shirtless Aussie Rules players in their regulation black shorts, Ben Reid and Alan Didak.

And how I'd like to see British comedian Jack Whitehall, though I've got a nicer bed and I still prefer Mark Watson in the geeky bearded comic stakes.

Boy Spreads

Great human being, probably not but I'd still like to investigate the contents of John Terry's shorts. Well I'm not the only one.

American former model and now actor (never saw that one coming) Zachary Burr Abel has found that niche of looking cute, taking your top off regularly, and strolling around in a towel as much as you can in the way that has kept Alan Ritchson in work (and briefs) for years. Zach could do with being less starey and more showery.

And I've see Chris Evans naked, and now so can you.

Suspicious Boys

I thought it was a bad thing to get distracted just before a race, for the face that is. Distractions can appear in the race as in my favourite triathlete photo.

In Rugby July is the Seb Stegmann month, flying Zac Guildford out of the swimming pool.

Culturally the late 1990s were the speedo years for Australian soaps here evidenced by Daniel MacPherson who spent whole episodes wearing little else. Daniel was talent spotted at a triathlon so it wasn't acting ability they were after.

Assorted fluff in their swimmers (L-R) ex footballer Jamie Redknapp, diver Tom Daley, and comedian John 'suck it in' Bishop.

Taylor Launter adopting his standard pose in and out of his T shirt, credit as per taggage.

And American actor Kevin Alejandro showing how to do tied up beef.

Boy Mountain

Is the rugby playing slab of beef that is James Haskell erect in May? I preferred him less massive.

Proving how different a hairstyle can make one, American actor (and Tyler Winklevoss' body (but not head which was played by Armie Hammer) on Social Network) Josh Pence going through all the poses that you see in most photo shoots. At least he's shirtless.

And House's Jesse Spencer goes for the rugged surfer look. Here' one of my favourite Jesse pictures.

Stripy Boy

Does Hollyoaks' James Atherton look wider because of how he styles his chest fur?

Ryan, or should I call you Mr Hansen, here's your contract for Friends with Benefits. In clause 4 you'll note that it requires you to be shirtless in every episode, 5 covers showing off your armpits (the other one glued to your torso?), and in 6 you have to pull silly faces at least once every ten minutes. Whoops I've dropped my pen.

The Treadaway twins, Luke and Harry, see a friend in the audience.

And how to encourage young men to fiddle with a hot sweaty tube full of seaman.

Ruggering Boys

In ruggerland Aussies Drew Mitchell and Kurtley Beale frolic in speedos and Brit Dom Waldouck is pointing the way.

Mexican soap actor (and other stuff) Eugenio Siller [his site] got to take much of his clothing off and lie on bed (and couch) in his underwear on Iranian television (they showed his soap and I bet this got edited). Here's his fluffiness doing shocked, concerned, and either of the former with his top off.

And using as many possible reasons to get fluff topless in one episode in Dixie.

Listed Boy

Darren Criss, him of the oft big hair and the pleasant trail, features on the list I mentioned yesterday even looking like this (and in Glee*). It often looks like someone is doing something to Darren just out of shot.

To please his Squareness here's Joe Armstrong restrained with his top off, a state he seemed to get into every season of the BBC's Robin Hood, the Hoodie Years. Joe too can look like things are happening off camera.

And Antipodean rugby players showing off their chests, Cory Jane and David Pocock.

* It's not compulsory to like it.

Balanced Boy

Above is Cuban American gymnast Danell Leyva who is rising up my Americans to savage list.

Dylan Rosser has kindly sent me a couple of naked pictures of the rather pretty British model Liam.

Furry and a tad feral German actor and  Christoph Letkowski gets shirtless (and mulleted) in the Middle Ages, sexually harassed, and running around with company.

And a (possibly) moving picture of Max Van Ville and Drew Roy naked.

Boy once in Sherwood

Whilst not my favourite Robin Hood based Armstrong (called Joe), its good to see Jonas Armstrong and his fur doing some (rather unflattering) acting. Odd how his trail gets bigger as it goes up.

Would you like to see the naked behind of American actor Jonathan Chase? Him getting a reach around? Anything to read in a happy Jonathan shirtless with an old bloke versus him looking unhappy with a female?

And English rugby player Ben Foden gets shirtless in the 1950s based on his hairstyle.

Boy who could be Inventive

British dancer and acrobat Adam Frewer takes his top off, shows his armpits, and then shows how fun a night with him could be. Call me odd but who thought having a skull at the bulge point on tight underwear was a winner?

English rugby player Alex Cheesman decides not to follow the rugby crowd and have his picture taken when he's in just his underpants, well at least he (like Ben Cohen) avoided the wet look. Alex when not covered by pink shorts leaves little to the imagination.

And when you know the cute blond someone else saw on the subway.

Boy Eyes Hypnotise

Aussie gymnast Thomas Pichler as gone for the more subtly defined (well not in the arms) than his American colleagues. Thomas also has lovely eyes (sappy I know) to go with his body.

Sam kindly sent me some more of Hollyoaks' Richard Winsor's recent stint in tight black underwear. Richard taking a towel off to show underwear was such a tease.

And a reader wants to share Tony Fragoso with you all, how I'm not sure.

Boy Steamy

Hollyoaks' Robert Norburry with his ass out (cheeky), more of which can be found here.

Flying French athlete Renaud Lavillenie, here seen teasing and fully shirtless, is a lefty (but can favour the centre). I'm pleased to see that Renaud also likes tight kit even if he is only wearing half of it.

And shirtless AFLers Scott Pendelbury and Ryan O'Keefe.

Boy who used To

Australian model and occasional rugby player Nick Youngquest wears short shorts in bed, in the living room, and for no obvious reason in the shower.

The slightly adorkable Canadian actor Patrick J Adams looking guilty with a clothes bag.

As requested Dr Who's Arthur Darvill with his top off being played with (in a not so fun way) by Matt Smith.

And the rather pretty Peter Croninn and the not bad too Matt Cooper have a bath together.

In Better Boy

Australian actor (now in the states) Nathan Parsons, who has followed in the underwear (and little else) of (sometimes former, sometimes before the career) soap actors who have been in David DeCoteau films, has gone all rough (well for an American soap). Long hair, beard, and ear rings, must be a drug dealer.

In Merlin the female characters (apart from Morgana) have always seemed rather tacked on to a beef with swords fest. So when Eoin Macken, Tom Hopper, and Rupert Young got their tops off (apart for oddly Roman looking armour) for some pre season flesh on display based promotion I started hoping for a 'knightus orgius' spell from young Merlin. Well can you think of anything else that might feature floppy haired totty, very defined bodies, kneeling, and woodenness?

And more of Aussie athlete Mitchell Watt's mid air bulging.

A Mix of Boys

Loads of kudos for whoever got American athletes in tight lycra as with Jesse Williams (who wants to look like Trey Hardee then).

Matthew Chase goes through all the model standards, with guitar, by a roaring fire, in his underwear in a forest, and with everything (well almost) open at the front. Sadly my favourite Aussie model Dominic Green is being a lawyer not a cowboy these days. Anyone think of a legal problem that requires your lawyer to take his top off?

A shirtless Joe Jonas wants his brother Nick to play with his ball.

Typing of topless chaps playing with balls here's a three Aussies who do just that, Maverick Weller, Luke Capewell, and Matt Duffie.

And David DeCoteau alumni Jack Carlisle hasn't got much further in his 'career'.

Boy and a Bulge

Henry Cavill, who is not against taking his top off (in bad movies), has been costumed for what looks like the porn version of Superman (or Superman does the nearest pilot).

The things you could be doing to Ryan Hansen (if you can ignore the remote control female who just won't get out of shot) to generate this kind of facial expressions. I could play with Ryan for hours.

And AFLer Heath Shaw has been requested.

Leggings Boy

Two Aussie Rules Players, Callan Ward, here seen shirtless, making interesting bulges running in long johns, and huggy Dayne Beams can be rather cheeky in damp speedos.

Rugby playing Daniels in their underwear Daniel Vidot, Daniel Conn, and Danny Care.

The rather beautiful Canadian actor Dustin Milligan is various reasons to get shirtless, on a boat and all tied up.

And model Matthew Chase playing a bit of police related beef in Hot in Cleveland.

Boy in Water

In Aussie Rules Brent Moloney showers, Alan Didak shows a little flesh, and Blake Ayshford is cute in water.

Does Ben Cohen still play rugby (pretend or otherwise) or is he making a career out of being furry (a tree of chest fur) in various positions? As Ben Ross and Luke Burgess show experimenting is fun and Ben knows the stance to take plus has the behind for it. My imagination would add Billy Slater into the mix.

And would it be cruel to say that Portuguese runner Arnaldo Abrantes' bulge is a bit of a let down?

Boy After You

It's a pitty American actor Jonathan Chase (née Greenfield) gets himself handcuffed (by a woman annoyingly) whilst he's naked.

Australian soap actor Chris Milligan subtly takes off his T shirt and then his trousers in a cracking way. Then he shows his chest (and new boxers) off to various women and an old chap who was on Neighbours in the 1830s.

And as request Aussie Rules player Campbell Brown before  the defurring virus spread from Trent Croad.