Tottyland

Tooled Up Boy

There's a certain irony about being called Daniel Wise and using power tools when topless. Oddly he's an AFL player, as are Dane Swan, and Chris Tarrant who possess nothing more dangerous than wet shorts.

I'm hoping that British comic Jack Whitehall's trip into teen comedy in which he wears very little (yes that bed again) if not nothing at all is successful and stops him from doing stand up. A naked furry young public school boy standing over you would quell any class war.

And Douglas Booth if you are going to wear tops like that why not just go shirtless? Next you'll be wearing Chester See's hat.