Boy in Trouble
What's the best way to restrain Kyle Gallner, a cage with duct tape or with cling film and a ball gag? Kyle is making a career of looking upset in predicaments, as he was (upset, wearing speedos) in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake (so good it's worth all of £2.99
).The as good as it sounds Shark Night 3D features America's Chris Carmack (not Eric Johnson) looking all undulating (plus butch and supposed to be a redneck judging from the vehicle), Canadian armpit displayer Dustin Milligan plus an underused Chris Zylka with some background fluff (Joel David Moore's back I believe). Dustin, who spends a lot of the film open mouthed, seems to be excited by sharks (or that's how his swimmers go when wet).
And Jim suggests that American actor Michael Cassidy looks cute dressed as a Roman.
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Kyle doesn't have too much going on in his Speedo.
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