Tottyland

Boy and his Long Staff

South African javelin thrower Morne Moolman seems to have rather a lot going on in his tight shorts but no trail.

Having made a career of standing around in his underwear Alan Ritchson doing it on the cross bar of an American football goal (if that's the right word) in Blue Mountain State does add a minor frisson of danger (or perhaps he's met a very tall orally talented chap).

And for some reason those selling the film Magic Mike think Bomer cheeks will make you go and see it.