Tottyland

Buddy Boy

I do enjoy it when Aussie Rules players are told to get into their swimwear and stand around in the sea like Lance Franklin (above) or Scott Pendlebury. Lance's choice of swimwear is usually better.

Lincoln Lewis doing odd things (perhaps a form of dance) with his top off (or further) is hardly a rare thing. In fact the young chap makes a living out of it, no not that way. I wonder if Lincoln and his chest hair will follow fellow Aussie soap actor Jonathan Patrick Moore (or Jonathan Wood when he was hairier and wore tight shorts on Neighbours) into shirtlessness on something nothing like Melrose Place (but Lincoln getting to keep his fur).

And what's going through Cameron Smith as he fondles fellow Aussie rugby player Billy Slater.