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Boyerfaring og Ambisfjord

Ben Adams, of the revised boyband A1, is doing reality television in Norway, Do you think we could make your Bulge Look Bigger? Or something like that.

Have you seen my armpit or armpits? Seen me do silly poses? Seen me do suggestive things with fruit? Seen those pictures of me looking dirty but not in the way you might hope? Well I'm Arron Lowe and the next bit of pretty if a bit dull reality fluff isn't around for at least three weeks.

And as Aussie Ruleser Travis Cloke awaits servicing fellow player Sam Menegola protrudes in both directions.