Bone Boy

Above is Canadian actor Gharrett Patrick Paon with ample innuendo material.

How Do you Spell That Boy

Dejan Knespl is a British model and trainer (perhaps he wants a rise) has a thing for being the wrong way up in clingy shorts when he isn't on full armpit display mode. I'm not sure if Dejan is best in short shorts or tight Borg shorts. But does he have the equipment for a new way to clean the silverware?

Diver of the Canadian variety Vincent Riendeau pleasing fills his speedos rather well, but should be alone more.

Canadian actor Sean Rogerson shirtless in the gloom and unflatteringly (doesn't like his choice of rider?) in some sort of religiousy candleistic thing (getting to a chap would improve attendance) in the hairy actors from up north fest that is the series Bitten. Still a Greyston (Holt) chap but Sean's good too.

And Person of Interest's spoileristic police fluff Brian Wiles looking sultry and hairy.

Boy in the Corridor

Prettier on screen Polish (I think) arm model Aleksy Komorowski has give up doing the standard poses to stroll around with big hair in leather (they should have had him take it off) looking cute on the BBC's ER, Casualty.

The Zefron is either disappointingly excited or trying his hardest not to go that way. Hoping for the latter.

American actor Jake Robinson bulges very effectively (he feels the need for a pull up) whilst on the phone in the series an American Odyssey. Jake's behind looks promising even from the bulge highlighting side. I was hoping for a different closer view of Jake.

And self defined 'Internet sensation' Vinnie, Joe, and Nick Miuccio are clearly popular for their conversation and not them having their tops off regularly. The boys should wonder where the chap on the left's hand is going.

Different Boys

Orange is the New Black's well endowed (chest wise (could play them like drums)) Matt McGorry does a shirtless military dance routine with topless background beef. Matt ditches his friends to go show his chest fur to a local, hearts and grinds?

Strokeable American actor Jonathan Sadowski gets a shock in the US version of Sirens. Like cute shirtless guy chained to a wall ripped top open medical treatment ('let me stroke your hair, sorry check pupil reaction') is making a comeback.

And David McNamee, here seen shirtless, is a promising (but not always) Scottish triathlete who short or long(er) haired might have the extra few inches to win.

Winner Boy

Curly haired (that's not how you straighten it) winner of Supermodel Brazil 2007 Max Motta looks good when smooth or furry, when wearing jewelled clothes or not so blinged ones, shepherdy or fiddly, and when parted or as one big mess. Max is pretty but those eyes are dead.

Neighbours' former swimwear model (work belts sometimes) Matt Wilson does a just slower than necessary moving hands behind his head display scene (as did his soap brother Travis Burns). I suppose as Matt is playing a stripper we can excuse his 'brothers' looking nothing like him.

And less common view of German gymnast Sebastian Krimmer?

Boy Slab

After all the beefing up that British actor Ross Wild has done most are not looking at his chest. Hottubber Ross gets to be topless and meaningful looking in the film Bruno and Earlene Go To Vegas.

As someone whose roles have an undressed theme Alex Pettyfer and his tattoo first came to my attention in the film Tormented in which he showed off that ugly tattoo and some of his crack. Tom Hopper was also in the film playing a dumb (it's a mobile phone dear) beefy character so as not to get typecast. Tom also showed a touch of his crack.

And with Ethan Peck, Rob Mayes, Eugene Simon, and Diego Boneta topless throughout does the film Eden have to be any good? Apparently not.

Ass you were Boy

Nick Jonas taking his clothes off on screen is not uncommon as in the film Be Careful What You Wish For. It's rare to see Nick clothed and he shows off his behind (in sections) in the film tempting me with an obvious pun.

Is Australian actor Jai Courtney auditioning for the Tony Defendi (not that I know who that is) story?

Pretty and furry but heavily drawn on American model now acting Nico Tortorella is as usual flesh displaying in the series Younger. A topless Nico is a good way to distract attention away from naff Crimbo displays.

And today's random cute seemingly Irish running with his top off guy.

Boy Lower

Surrendering peacefully Ryan Pinkston and an orgy worth of extras play upset fratboys get disturbed in Bones. Poor Ryan could have had smaller chaps to stand between and the tall chap at the back in focus.

South African now Australian rugby player Ryan Louwrens in shorts on land and speedos in the sea.

Irish actor Eoin Macken is doing what he does best (in everything he's in), being cocky with his top off (while everyone else has their tops on) in the series the Night Shift. I've just about avoided making a 'good swallower' pun.

And McBusted's drummer boy Harry Judd has got all defined but forgotten his drums.

Boy with a Lean

Aussie actor Josh Kalender, here seen shirtless, either favours leaning to one side or is near an undiscovered black hole.

Taylor John Smith his nice form, unmoving hair, and sprayed on tan (could have been standing next to a beach hut when it was being painted) featured on Hart of Dixie as drink making parent annoying bit of blank looking fluff. Shame they didn't do a nude behind bar thing with Taylor.

Quiffed (I don't think it suits him) Kiwi actor David de Lautour strips again in the series Westside. David must wonder why he bothers to get dressed on the show.

And having improved hotel entrances British actor Gregg Sulkin does the same for a beach.

Jumpable Boy

Chris Tomlinson is a blond fluff British long jumper who waves a lot when he's jumping but not pulling a silly face this time.

Early furrer Tim Ankers appeared on the Young Apprentice and is difficult to pick up and lies around in his underwear.

Bonding Aussie Rules players, Travis Colyer makes interesting peaks in his shorts with Mark Baguley, then cuddles with Sam Lonergan plus Cale Hooker with fellow players in damp tops and Jobe Watson (yet again).

Alphabetically first Canadian actors,  Alex Rose points,  Adam DiMarco pretends to be at high school and Avan Jogia lolls around topless.

And could British actor Sam Claflin found a more baggy and unflattering pair of shorts.

Boys in Water

I'm sure there is a logical reason for Aussie Rules players Josh Bruce, Luke Delaney, and  Jack Billings to stand in the sea showing off their trails and that  what is happening to Travis Cloke is innocent, thanks Jan.

Take jack of all trades Thom Evans looking all beefy and stuff then put him in speedos with some other beefy chaps and let your imagination run wild.
American (possibly Canadian) actor Al Miro when not making punning easy is in white briefs, blue briefs, green briefs, and cartoon briefs which suggests that Al might be more a model who acts than the other way round.

And Game of Thrones' Kit Harington looking rather worried when shirtless at the gym.

Boy Laid (out)

Kiwi actor David de Lautour has moved from fantasy clean cutness to be furry of chest and crack (he's flat back there) in the series Westside. One can just imagine what is happening to David just out of picture.

Dan Goodfellow who is close to his diving partner Tom Daley, speedo adjusting armpit displayer Chris Mears provides a good view and Ukraine's bless worthy and smiley Maksym Dolgov whose speedos are slipping slightly (but not at the back) are all divers in case you didn't guess.

And Dutch athletic lycra testers Eelco Sintnicolaas and Ingmar Vos (who might get whiplash).

Boy Viewed

A reader tells me that auctioneer Timothy Medhurst is cubbish in real life as he looks in pictures. I wonder how you describe Nico Tortorella (apart from savagable). 

You can make a good living (well you need to pay for the wax) being beefy, handsome, but wooden in those movies that populate the depths of satellite television like American Rocky Myers [his site]. Rocky used, get ready to be shocked, to be a boringly posed model. He should move to soaps like Aussie Matt Wilson.

Bankrupt soap actor Ryan Thomas frolics with cute chaps on holiday, again. Suggestive Irish rugby player Robbie Henshaw shows some (damp) flesh on his jolly.

And straight chaps like to take pictures of themselves shirtless in mirrors but also make Christmas a lot more fun than usual. Perhaps I could ask for a (Pieter) Braun.

Brothers come in Three Boys

Travis Burns, Matt Wilson, and Scott McGregor play the Brennan brothers in Aussie soap Neighbours who should not be confused with Lincoln Younes, Steve Peacocke, and Dan Ewing who play the Braxton brothers on Home and Away.

Australian Rules footballer Angus Monfries gets excited (hopefully very) with Cale Hooker.

Vincent Riendeau is a sexy when damp Canadian diver who leans to the left, has cute mates, and a canyon more than a crack. The sculpted Vincent looks good in his kit and ruggerers like Tommy Bowe are following (swim)suit.

And the wonderfully named Clayton Chitty is an actor from Canada who models (don't they all) painted on clothes (less so) spoilt a bit by the tattoos and the lack of a smile.

Older Boy

Ben Schumann is an Australian actor in his mid twenties who plays teens (hence the trying to impress a lass in his underwear (nice and tight) and stroppy looks) in the series SLiDE who ends up kissing Ryan Johnson. I do approve of the show's choice of views of Ben.

British (or Scottish but born in occupied territory) athlete who is big in shorts and his lycra (looks to be a centralist) Guy Learmonth, here seen shirtless alone (in massive shorts) and with South Africa's cute Andre Olivier, gets cut off in his prime by the photographer.

And these speedo clad Australian bits of beef are ruggerers not divers like Chris Mears whose models.

Boy 'Acts'

American acting model Corey Saunders, who played a policeman stripper (no lines yet his chest was sculpted as much as his mouth was open (so modelling again)) on Castle, has a slowly collapsing quiff.

George H Xanthis is an Australian comic actor who pulls a number of faces whilst tied up in just a pair of plastic shorts in sketch show Open Slather.

And to complete the sandwich, possibly big and shielded model from the United States that acts Cory Grant does the required number of armpit displaying and draped over furniture poses.

Boy Trimmings

Manscaped Dutch runner Jorian Damen has a cute mate (having naughty thoughts), very skinny legs, and looks like he's welcoming. Pleasingly Jorian look to be a trail stroker.

Clayton Snyder likes to be in speedos (or tight swimmers), alone or in a group, which is something sadly Clayton didn't do (though he could reunite with Jake Thomas) during his time with Lizzie McGuire.

And Aussie Ruler Josh Thomas and the complexities of taking your top off.