Tottyland

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A reader tells me that auctioneer Timothy Medhurst is cubbish in real life as he looks in pictures. I wonder how you describe Nico Tortorella (apart from savagable). 

You can make a good living (well you need to pay for the wax) being beefy, handsome, but wooden in those movies that populate the depths of satellite television like American Rocky Myers [his site]. Rocky used, get ready to be shocked, to be a boringly posed model. He should move to soaps like Aussie Matt Wilson.

Bankrupt soap actor Ryan Thomas frolics with cute chaps on holiday, again. Suggestive Irish rugby player Robbie Henshaw shows some (damp) flesh on his jolly.

And straight chaps like to take pictures of themselves shirtless in mirrors but also make Christmas a lot more fun than usual. Perhaps I could ask for a (Pieter) Braun.