Tottyland

Boy to Music

Above is American actor Jack Griffo working on the packing with annoyingly loud background music.

Jack Darling is a bulging but not trailing Aussie Rules player who looks to be rectangular all over, promising behind too. I've never really understood the don't shave face but do everywhere else look (or the need to show off mediocre Crimbo presents (but doing it in boxers helps)).

And British gymnast Max Whitlock helps you to imagine how it would look if you were...