Tottyland

Spread Them Boy

Justin Hartley is a tiny nippled American actor who gets more than just shirtless (probably in a sock) to give you an idea of how he could look with you between his legs in A Bad Mom's Christmas.

Posing Canadian actor Luke Bilyk is triangularly furry and messy of hair on a beach (though foolishly not in speedos) and with a deep hair shelf and longing for Eric Beckerman in F*ck The Prom.

And British modelling actor Gregg Sulkin really not pulling off the look he's trying to.