Bulge Boy

Is well defined Swedish decathlete Bjorn Barrefors' bulge best viewed in yellow or in blue? I love this picture of Bjorn.

Thanks to Red Rose we can see a less feral Chris Hemsworth doing all those wonderfully silly poses that actors seem to do including my favourites 'try to look thoughtful' and the armpits on display poses. If I bought a magazine whose cover had 'hot boy action' written across Chris' chest, I'd expect more.

And how I saw Bradley James last night, in my head.

Boy in Black

Hollyoaks' Elliot James Langridge, tight black shorts, nothing else on, what's not to want to savage?

Hey Jon Foster, yes you, star tattoos are so 2002 you know.

Having only watched One Tree Hill a few times (Chaddles covering his bits with a basketball, James and Chaddles fighting with their tops off, and the two sans clothes at a truck stop) I can only speculate from the screencaps that James Lafferty's not that bright but beefy character is making a porn film (sadly there's a woman involved) and isn't overly pleased about it.

And Matt Lanter and Trevor Donovan compete to see who can look the silliest when wind blown.

Boy Hyped

After all the hype one would have hoped that Levi Johnston would have got his knob out.

A surprised Matthew Scully shirtless then naked in Storage, now there's an idea. Keep the fluff with a nice behind for future use. Credit to Casperfan.

Often seen in his underwear Jonathan Bailey is smoother on stage.

German footballer Kevin Pezzoni in a wet shorts competition, maybe.

Merlin's Bradley James continues his second series fleshfest dressed in a sheet, and in bed (sans Colin Morgan sadly).

And as requested British actor Robert Pattinson needs a tan.

Boys Who Could Have Gone Further

It might just be me (often is) but Hollyoaks' Danny Tennant has a body (a rather well defined one) that doesn't quite match his head. Might be his choice of haircut, though to be crude 'I'd still 'ave him'. I could easily imagine joining in with Danny if he lost the towel and Kieron Richardson his dressing gown. Things didn't develop how you'd have hoped with the two of them barely dressed on a couch watching a video. And after a few pregnant stares and a bit of bulging (L-R) Stephen Beard and Elliot James Langridge are unhappy to get disturbed. Shame as again things could have developed in a very fun way.

If you go out to commit a crime it's better not to be caught in your pants, thanks Markus.

And today's random sweaty cute.

Soaped Boy

Above is the most attractive of the Greenwich University rugby club players who get their kit off for [shock horror] a calendar.

Neighbours' Sam Clark had decided to beef himself up in a way that makes his torso look like a rectangle and his nipples jut out. When Sam's not shaving he looks more human or less soap actory.

And I rather like Australian cricketer Simon Katich shirtless and hairy with Palm Beach in the background although if I had Simon like this I wouldn't be taking a picture. Nice trail there Simon, hope it goes somewhere fun.

To Do Boy

If only he'd stop waxing his chest Justin Hartley would be perfect.

Passe Boy

When imagining savaging English rugby beef Ben Cohen do you really want to see him in his underpants in the kitchen, and in his underpants looking at a suit? It isn't the 1950s you know.

I'm Home and Away's newest 'meat puppet' Luke Mitchell and have I shown my chest off enough? Was the bag or my arm blocking your view of it? I can do it again, and again? And I'm Lincoln Lewis (see my chest too) and after letting Todd Lasance have a good look at my behind in wet swimmers I'll give him ideas.

And Lebanese footballer Youssef Mohamad would look a lot better sans the scowl.

Lake Bed Boy

Hudson Wright took everyone's favourite did naughtiness but regretted it model Joseph Sayers to the Mojave desert for YVY magazine.

Various rugby and Aussie Rules players in varying states of undress, Michael Witt and his ball, Andrew Welsh, plus Daniel Conn, umm Daniel Conn, and his ball, and bulge, ummm Daniel Conn.

And the rather pretty Canadian actor Corey Montieth started out in bad horror films in which he showed some flesh, and based on these rather revealing screencaps from the film Bloody Mary, he's sticking with what he knows.

Another Two Boys

When you get pants filling Australian swimmer Eamon Sullivan to do a rather naff underwear advert for you, accompanied by his female, subtly isn't important.

And overly shaved but bulging British wrestler Zack Sabre Jr (aka Luke Eatwell) allows interesting things to happen to his stretchable wide body.

Two Boys

Blond fluff American actor and occasional furball (could be a shadow) Shaun Sipos may have become typecast into playing petulant young men, and has been so heavily trimmed you have to look carefully to spy his chest hair.

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Probably not the greatest actor but always happy to take his top off on Home and Away Todd Lasance is rather passable blond beef.

Boy who Swings

Bulgey Aussie gymnast Samuel Simpson, here seen shirtless, has some interest?

Various British rugby players get shirtless for a calendar (how novel) Dom Shabbo with Jonny Williams (who bulges slightly), Danny Care, Shane Geraghty, and Dominic Waldouck.

And Australian rugby player Sandor Earl is a big boy.

Nearly Boy

A video montage of Aussie model Shannon Boh [his site], thanks FS.

Oh the fun that I could have with Novak Djokovic's hairy body, specially if it is allergic to clothes as it seems.

As requested more of British gymnast Kristian Thomas possibly bulging and Daniel Keatings imagining what he could do to Louis Smith, perhaps.

And Michael Rady has a cute strokablity mixed with a geeky boy next doorness, which is a lot more attractive than the usual plastic actors on US TV.

Boys Who Gym

British gymnasts Kristian Thomas, and Daniel Keatings join the rest of their teammates in antipodean shirtlessness.

Mildly cheesy, brother of Ben, Jon Foster is rather nice and suggestive but, and its a minor but, I'm not a fan of his tattoos (and his clothes wearing).

Ian points out that there is more of Adam Scott sans his shirt here and here.

And highly savagable American model Joseph Sayers does cowboy, beach boy, and cut the hair dye boy. YVY have more of Joseph but with less hair.

Boys who Rugger

From Markus, reasons why he likes rugby. Should I point out that rugby players tend to wear more?

American actor Wes Bentley in tight boxers showing off his chest hair and it's fun to see him act with his eyebrows.

As requested Australian professional golfer Adam Scott as near to shirtless as I've found him. Credit as per taggage.

And Canadian actor Niall Matter [his site] is rather pretty, has tiny nipples, and deserves to be in better shows (and wax his chest less).

Door Boys

British actors Jonathan Bailey and Danny Morgan in their boxers in Off the Hook (watchable here). Although I'd happily play with Jonathan (and his trail) there's something to Danny (and his behind).

It seems that I didn't post enough shirtless pictures of Eastenders' Marc Elliott yesterday, or perhaps seeing him all hairy triggered off people's desires for more.

And German actor and model (see he's wearing a hat) Jonas Jagermeyr has managed to find a number of parts that involve him with his top off surrounded by half naked young men. A picky person might suggest a haircut, so I wont.

Boy Profile

I want to play with Ed Westwick's chest then the rest of him.

As requested British soap actors Kevin Sacre and Stuart Manning hairy in a sauna plus Eastenders' slightly less hairy Marc Elliot dressed, if that you can all it that, in a towel. An odd reaction to a cute hairy chap in just a towel, to eat your breakfast.

French tennis player Simon Gilles shirtless while training and while not.

And English rugby player Ben Gollings' behind.

Boys to Stroke

I too want to play with Kiwi actor Jay Ryan but wouldn't need to wear gloves, and he boxers.

McFly's Harry Judd needs a good hard stroke, make of that what you will.

Everyone's favorite bit of lisping fluff Jeremy Sumpter standing and running around shirtlessly then covers his bits with the team photo. Jeremy, now around twenty, has moved up the TV age range playing a pouty teen who gets told off.

And ex boybander James MacKenzie aka Kenzie is getting too beefy, well I think so.

Soapy Hairy Boys

Come into my bed said Andrew Moss to me, or at least that's what I'd hope he'd be saying if I found him like this. Sadly it's just Andrew's turn to be fluff in their underwear (with added stalker vibe) on Hollyoaks.

It's not limited to the United Kingdom, in Australia Louis Hunter was trailing away in a towel or jeans regularly as failed soap Out of the Blue tried to attract ratings. A tan might have helped, Louis.

And finishing as I started hairy former Hollyoaks' actor Kevin Sacre looking sheepish.

Boy with Sword

American folky singer Sufjan Stevens needs to get his rather tight T shirt off.

Some gymnasts, Brit Daniel Keatings has a nice behind and bulge, Australia's Joshua Jefferis, Canada's Nathan Gafuik, Germany's pretty Sebastien Krimmer, and from Norway Steffen Kristensen.

As requested Aussie rugby players Cooper Cronk and Billy Slater with their tops off, credit as per taggage, plus British player James Haskell dressed in just a rugby ball.

And a montage of Corbin Bleu shirtlessness.

Related Nudity Boys

Above are well defined rugby brothers Thom and Max Evans get naked (nice foliage and behind), lounge around, and frolic with each other. I wonder why Max's face had to get so near to Thom's bits. The clip can be downloaded here (and if you're renewing your Rapidshare please do it here).

I like a chap in uniform so here's American actor Brian J Smith who is happy to prance around in his underwear, play gay, and indulge in vague nudity.

And a shaven Ashley Taylor Dawson in the sauna.

Boys to Ride

Markus what's to know which of the above foursome he should start with. I'm thinking all of them at once.

Brazilian Edgar Graca Mello is very minimalist in his modeling, he pouts, he smiles.

Tennis players Gilles Simon, John Isner, and Robby Ginepri sit in fun positions and force the photographer to pick rather odd angles to avoid John looking too tall.

Aussie rugby player Billy Slater really should watch what he does with his hands as he walks about or gets physio.

And American swimmer Ryan Lochte ponders if it's water being sprayed over his speedo clad body.

Sitting Boys

Czech actor Marek Oravec played a male nanny whose charge developed a crush on (for obvious reasons) in Doctors. I hope his chest hair got a fee because it was on display in almost every scene.

I wonder if American actor Trey Hardee gets paid for each time he shows off his armpits. Although I prefer Trey like this and definitely like this he even looks cute like this.

And Todd Lasance shows off his chest in colour and black and white.

Bra Boy

The rather pretty but oddly dressed Aussie Rules player Angus Monfries shirtless twice in shorts and in speedos.

Footballers a shirtless Dimitar Rangelov and Clemens Fritz who has a nice behind.

Know your International Jock models, Tyler Bachtel, Kurt Lima, Harry Tucker, Edison, Paul Vandervort, Drew van Acker, Adam Phebus, and Lee Kholafai.

And American model Richard Maher ready for use (or just lying on a bed).

Boy Fours

Dutch runners(L-R) Lindell Philip, Joeri Jaegers, Dennis Spillekom and Jip Baltissen in their lycra, running after each other with a hard stick (sorry). The bless worthy Joeri is possibly a big boy.

Various bits of fluff and beef at the University of Texas at Arlington annual Oozeball Tournament (basically students playing in the mud). It's a popular spectator sport and you know where your hands have been. Excuse me while I have a minor obsession about this chap and his rather nice body. Cheers to Trey.

And to borrow a term, the adorkable Jonathan Bailey whose acting involves staring a lot but looks good showing some flesh.

Boy Improves

I'd do McFly's Harry Judd, overlit or not, backwards through a hedge (an odd expression I know), Danny and Dougie too, but Tom has never really featured in my fantasies apart from the orgy ones., until now that is. Is it shallow to think better of him now that he's slimmed down and gone to the gym?

Marc kindly provided video (downloadable here) of Tim Oakes and his Sandbach teammates, get naked, kiss, show off their tackle, and play with each other in a totally straight way. If this is common practice I'd take up rugby and happily spend a night out with the Evans brothers.

And Joseph Sayers and his varying shades of blondness looks good hairy though putting him near a big lorry just makes him look small.

Boy Follows

Blond, beefy, and rugby playing James Haskell follows seemingly every rugby player on the planet to get his kit off for a calendar.

Cut off or leg covered nudity from American model Richard Maher.

As requested by Alan hairy old Prince Arthur, Bradley James, has had his top off rather a lot in the second series of Merlin, which is good.

A sadly trimmed but shirtless Michael Rady when you put a cold drink down in the wrong place.

And a couple of speedo clad random cute swimming and sunbathing guys.

Boy All Over

American model Joseph Sayers is letting his hair grow all over but not on his behind.

As requested FlashForwards' Zak Knighton covers his bits in one film but is naked front and back in another, and Thom Evan's armpits (who knew nudity with his brother wasn't good enough).

And Smallville yet again found a reason to get Justin Hartley's top off and nearly show some ass crackage.

Boy AskedFor

As requested by a number of people a clip if French actor Julien Drion being strip searched in Spiral (aka Engrenages). You can download the clip here and here plus be nice if you are renewing your Rapidshare.

Derek Richardson got tied to a chair wearing only his boxers in some horror film but was only savaged in a bad way. Likewise Hollyoaks' producers don't employ Stephen Beard for his acting ability (none) so when you hear he's shirt off in a shipping container you expect a bit of Stockholm Syndrome with the cute hostage taker.

And CBBC Sportsround presenter Jon Franks by the pool with that lass who won a medal at the last Olympics, and Frankie Boyle was rude about, and people complained but I still can't remember her name. Cute presenting fluff though (even in a swimmer's hat thingy).

Boy Titled

Above is Australian rugby player Sandor Earl has his covered front (although something might be visible here), but fully displayed behind as he does his bit for charity (and applying for a Sure advert). You can download the clip of Sandor here or here (plus the standard request about Rapidshare renewals or gettings).

A glistening shirtless Gil McKinney gets all intense and assumes the position in, the bad as it sounds, The Grudge 3 . I prefer a cuter Gil or him with a daddy meme.

And a shirtless German gymnast Fabian Hambuchen.

Island Boy

Courtesy of photographer Hudson Wright and yvy magazine above is Joseph Sayers

I don't know what's more noticeable about French actor Pierre Boulanger, here with Theo Frilet and Arthur Dupo, his big hair, or how bored if not uncomfortable he looks around women.

David Clayton Rogers, cute, hairy, lying on a bed in only his boxers, what's not to like?

And I might be tempting fate but it's odd how so many pictures of Tom Hopper's behind and upper groin passed the Photobucket censor. What isn't odd is many fluff in shower scenes fail to live up to your expectations. Borrowings from Casperfan.

Boy Who Doesn't

Welsh rugby union rugby player Lee Byrne wears really tight tops but doesn't seem to have taken his top off in front of a camera. Lee must be the only rugby player who hasn't done a nude or shirtless photo shoot.

As requested the scenes in Aussie soap Neighbours in which Kyal Marsh and Damien Bodie (who has a rather nice behind) barely wore their tops, and headed right towards but never quite reached a fun reason for the guilty looks (not just for shaving too much). Credits as per taggage.

And Jon Foster who seems to be making a career of having his top off in everything he's been in, which is good.

Boy Keeps His

British actor Steven Webb is allowed to keep his chest hair (what there is of it) while playing a schoolboy, although someone seems to have made a nice pattern out of it.

As requested the mild campness of John Shackley and the associated fluff from 1980s BBC kid's scifi series The Tripods.

German swimmer Paul Biedermann ditches the Borg shorts and frolics around (OK stands around) in the sea in his speedos.

And some more random shirtless hairiness from Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic.

Boy Shaved

Model and winner of the last Make Me a Supermodel, Albert Mordue, may foolishly had his pelt shaved off but he's pretty, fills his underwear well, and does dark and mysterious rather well.

Bug Hall got naked front and back The Day the Earth Stopped.

And footballers with their tops off, Anatolij Tymoschtschu, Arnold Bruggin, Alan Smith, Fabrice Ehret, Martin Fenin twice, Christian Trasch, Mario Gomez, Tim Hoogland, and Virgile Reset.

Boy in Colours

English rugby player Mathew Tait in tight black and white, though skin pink would be better.

I'm not sure why Michael Phelps has decided that looking like a cross between a Borg drone (signaling his cube using his armpits) and a 1970s porn star is a good idea. At least Michael is keeping a bit of chest hair for some of the time.

French actor Julien Drion may need a tan but as he's playing a stroppy teenager getting a strip search in cop show Spiral. Yes they do mean further than your boxers young Julien, much further, much much further. Actors doing hands covering bits scenes really should open their hands wider. Borrowings as per taggage.

And formerly of Home and Away Mark Furze shirtless with his fur trimmed.

Boy in Parts

English actor Nicolas Woodman shows the top and bottom of his chest on BBC daytime soap Doctors.

Possibly it's just me but American actor Taylor Lautner, here seen shirtless, has a bit of the fawn about him. Taylor being in a woodland setting doesn't help dissuade me. And I wish that they'd stop shaving he so he looks twelve.

And a speedo clad German swimmer Paul Biedermann causes an explosion.

Akimbo Boy

Question of the day, does being able to do the above (Daniel Keatings is his name) increase one's attractiveness?

Athletic fluffitudity, mostly from the Netherlands, a determined Laurens den Ouden, Bjorn Blommerde, plus Thomas Kortbeek, and American high jumper Jesse Williams' peak.

Sheffield Hallam Rugby Club players have yet to master where socks are worn, on your feet not your bits.

And Men's Health Cover Model 2007 (see I'm up with things) Christopher Whitlow has an interesting method to oil his leather bag. Christopher is a tease with his top on and his pants off.

Boy who Collects

Greek's Jake McDorman collects a petition (possibly) with his top off, surrounded by equally undressed chaps.

Eric Winter in a towel on a balcony with his chest out and in his room with his lovely smooth (probably waxed) behind on display.

Blond, muscular, looks good in board shorts or damp, limited acting ability, overly shaved, no wonder Luke Mitchell is now part of the cast of Aussie soap Home and Away.

Reality Sucks

Real life will be impinging on my blogging so it will be a tad erratic for the next ten days.

Boy with Hair, lots of it

Sometimes British actor Tony Gibbons [his MySpace] makes me wonder if totty can be just that bit too hairy. Perhaps if Tony stopped adding product to his chest hair it might help.

Possibly a much more enjoyable replacement for fox hunting, get a bit of fluff like Sebastian Stan, get him to take his shirt off, chase him around the woods until you find him, and then take him home and do naughty things to him.

Whether in the dark in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist or in Rome Rafi Gavron likes to play gay and his 'best friend is English actor Ed Westwick'.

And as I've done nothing to warrant it can I have a Nobel Peace Prize too?

Guitar Boy

I've never wanted to be a guitar more than seeing these screencaps of Preston Jones in (as bad as it sounds) Road Trip: Beer Pong even if he's a tad cheesey.

As requested blond and fluffy Shaun Sipos (sans chest fur), Bret Harrison (who has done the same), and James Sutton (who has at least kept his trail).

The oft naked Sandbach Rugby Club player Tim Oakes and his only slightly more dressed teammates. Video of their exploits can be downloaded here or here.

And shirtless but sadly waxed Corbin Bleu from his new(ish) film Free Style, thanks Terry.

Boys Fur

Nicely furred American actor David Rady in just a sheet plus female and possibly bulging.

As requested hairy if slightly cheesy US TV presenter Scott Lasky although happy to look silly on screen he seems to have disappeared, and Chris Carmack being rather furry.

And today's random cute chappy.

Handy Boy

AFLer and Cleo Batchelor Chris Johnson bulging and hand covered nudity (cold hands?) but cheeky nudity while in the bath for charity. You can download the clip of Chris here and/or here (and if you're renewing your Rapidshare...)

Sweaty Alistair Brownlee, English cross country runner, duathlete and triathlete, suffers or benefits from what gets displayed by your triathlete suit.

And the sadly waxed (though not everywhere) Ryan Thomas as the drunk (hence the squinting) winner of Mr Gay Weatherfield (or somewhere like that).

Bath Boy 'Phones

To be filed under 'Cute but not sure Why', American actor Eddie Kaye Thomas who has beefed up (a little). As a great man once said 'I'd still do him'.

As requested former British boyband V who were (L-R) Kevin McDaid, Mark Harle above Aaron Buckingham, Antony Brant,and Leon Pisani (as if you cared) on a beach, in the surf, and in a messy room (oddly).

More of Clippinger Twins, Allen and James, doing some barely wearing anything (and wanting to take that off) school of modeling.

And I wonder what Charlie Weber's chest is doing now.

Boy Weighed Down

Spanish triathlete Javier Gomez's bulge feels the effects of gravity.

Big nippled Dylan Rosser model Jakub Stefano naked and [naughtiness]rather excited or on blue pills[/naughtiness], thanks to Pierre.

American reality 'star' and actor Talan Torriero looking rather bored when surrounded by females, but not all of them.

And Norwegian footballer Erik Huseklepp, here seen with Brede Hangeland, has a nice behind, thanks to our Viking correspondent Fred.