Linkage

A US TV show with a lot of cute chaps set in an educational environment staring Charlie Hunnam. Young Americans.

A US TV show with a lot of cute chaps set in an educational environment staring Charlie Hunnam. Undeclared.

See a pattern? OK one that does not involve posting, loads, and loads, and loads, and loads, of shirtless pictures, that's shirtless pictures, of Charlie.

Do you care?

Anyway here's Timm Sharp who Bill thinks is also cute.

Two, four, six, eight, who knew squaddies could count

A new excuse. Well I was carrying my banana in its case and I...umm...slipped. Well I was filming a Brylcreem ad.

College gymnasts Graham Ackerman practicing, for what I leave up to you, and Blaine Wilson shirtless in leather pants.

Cute fluff in the form of ex T4er Marc Crumpton and was in an episode of the the OC Brett Harrison.

Via Boi who doesn't answer his Emails from Troy comes an interesting caption opportunity.

AFLer (that's Australian Footballer for those from our North American colonies) Cameron Bruce shirtless and in flimsy shorts.

Do Welsh Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

It's amazing what you can get at Target.

I am having difficulty finding a good review of Alexander (the Oliver Stone version, not the better (and cheaper) one with that chap from Island at War, the blond one...yes it would have probably been quicker to look his name up on IMDB...Sam Heughan...happy now?) probably because it Hollywoods a plot where the 'villain' was a much better person than the 'hero'. Spongebob is beating it at the box office and Bob isn't having his sexuality hidden.

OK I hear the webspace is working when it wants to and not when you want it to. The answer to this is either new free webspace or new paid for webspace. I have had some kind offers to pay for the webspace but it's not really fair to let the hundreds of other users each day leech of them. I added the adverts from Google hoping it would generate an income enough to pay for webspace but only five people (out of circa a thousand) bother to click on them each day.

So what to do?

I'm going to try some other webspaces and mix them in with Netscape to see if they work better. Any suggestions of free webspace that allows linking would be appreciated.

Now the totty.

Brian J Smith was in a film and looks cute. It does help to give slightly more details is you send people pictures, but I still found him.

Gymnasts running around shirtless, more running and practicing for the night.

US swimmer Nick Brunelli.

MTVer, wrestler and egotist Mike Mizanin shirtless.

Final Destination 2's David Paetkau shirtless in his character's kitchen before Death comes a'knocking. If he'd cooked with a shirt on it might have been safer. [Extra images on other webspace 1,2,3,4, and 5]

Time Team's Jim Mower who I like so you can all go and watch Alexander.

The BBC's Dick and Dick, no Dom shirtless in swimming trunks being annoying and acting like they are twelve when they're really probably 25.

Oxymoron: the best of Blue

Being the channel surfer I am Sky is fun and occasionally you happen upon some interesting stuff like the moving but troubling Bang, Bang, You're Dead and Discovery Channel's Roland Osborne, martial artist who prances around in a sensai way.

If you like that sort of thing here's McFly's Tom.

Hang Time (whatever that is)'s David Hanson.

Australian cricketer Brett Lee who ironically has his own clothing line yet seems to get shirtless a lot and wear only speedos.

Finally two bits of blond fluff rugby boys Wayne Godwin (not wearing appropriate kit) and Nick Youngquest.

A very clever and witty title

To test a new webspace provider here's Ben Gerrard shirtless on Hollyoaks, speciously he was showering midday for no apparent reason.

A shirtless and hairy polysport Jeremy Bloom.

Austrian racing driver Christian Klein, sadly very clothed.

US gymnast Todd Thornton and his large breasts.

Dutch sporting brothers Dominique and Gregoor van Dijk naked.

'Captain we're being probed'

'Last Saturday the boys from Twen2y 4 Se7en took lucky prize winner Holly and her friend Anna on a date at BolwPlex in Oxford. They all enjoyed a game of bowling (won by Guy hands down) followed by a meal at their in-house restaurant. A great time was had by all'

I must have missed the crowds of fans.

Not a moment too soon the liar. And he's getting rid of the Black Watch too.

Why red shorts show more than black [via Kenton].

Ex Hollyoaker Stefan Booth, shirtless and hairy.

Models Tyler Denk and Domri von Linten.

I do love the filenames of pictures I get sent, like this one of T4's Steve Jones admiring a crack.

Quantum Patterning

Oddly unattractive, yet worth $315.

Anyone spot a pattern below?

Battlestar Galactica's (the new one) Tahmoh Penikett, shirtless.

The 4400's Patrick Flueger, shirtless.

Ex AFLer Luke Speers, shirtless.

His cuteness Steve Sandvoss, shirtless.

Professional party guest Lincoln Pilcher, shirtless.

College gymnast Justin Spring, shirtless.

David Rich, shirtless, well trouserless.

random fitness models one and two [Via Wet Dreaming].

My other planet has a ring system

A younger version of Manhunt's homophobic gay stripper Hunter Daniel. From another hunter (tenuous link alert) comes Landy Cannon from the Relic Hunter episode 'The Reel Thing' who played an actor in some Indiana Jones clone film in which he was advised to take his shirt off and get sweaty. Sounds like a good plan. Sadly this is as far as this scene went. The advice on shirts and not wearing them seems to have been taken up on Australian Big Brother where the blond fluff Kaneand Wesley.

Model Brad Kroenig has a surfboard to cover his nakedness and yet fails dismally.

AFLers of today, but now with loose shorts Karl Norman and Andrew Walker. Also in Australia do you remember when Neighbours had good totty like Stephen Hunt?

The new beau of Mrs G, Jonas Armstrong. Can't see the attraction myself.

Sean Faris looking very cute.

Finally if you are in the UK, on Channel 4 tomorrow is 'Presque Rien'. Enjoy.

Picture, little Commentary

AFLers Tim Walsh.

It's odd how good people can look from the mouth down but not the mouth up or what a difference time can make if you are Jonathan Dutton.

Rufus Wainwright shirtless.

A rippled and shirtless Blaine Wilson.

Shirtless Westlifers Kian Egan and Nicky Bryne.

Manhunt mole/spy/attempt to make the show interesting Kevin Peake shirtless and in speedos.

Peter Facinelli shirtless.

Quills actors Daniel Ainsleigh and Toby Sawyer roll around in the hay together with some woman in what one can only assume is some sort of cultural thing that the UN would sponsor.

Vote for me

Thanks to the person who nominated me for 'Best LGBT Blog', so like the Boi from Troy might I suggest other categories.

All those AFLers so Best Sports Blog, I live in the UK so Best UK Blog, we have photos so Best Photo Blog or any other category you like, but they don't have Best Blog I only visit to look at pictures on and never comment, sorry.

Collective Noun of Naked Rugby Players

Frederic Deltour naked and again naked, but it doesn't stop, naked chaps frolicing, Romain Bellion is doing it too, as is Alexis Driollet, guy needing his towel removed, Lionel Gautherie naked, Julian Hans, showing his behind, naked guys frolicing, frolicing with Gregory Mahe and lying down naked with him.

A Big One

I had the, what I thought would be, massive misfortune of channel surfing onto a Cheeky Girls song. As the sky started to darken and rivers ran with blood I noticed this 'song' was called 'Boys and Girls' and featured Andrew Newton Lee who was for a time on Hollyoaks. In between prancing on a stage 'singing' in the Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady style Andrew and some extras dressed only in swimming trunks (one who looks a tad like Alistair Appleton and another who looks oddly familiar) frolic in a pool and finally in a gay music lovers fantasy dunks the Cheeky Girls, holding their heads under water and after holding them under for a bit they turn into chaps.

I must warn you this is a truly dreadful song so mute the sound.

Dan Corsi shirtless with a half naked women, oh how horrific for him.

College basketballer David Lee has a certain something and has worked out how to sit with shorts on the angry boy.

US in Germany boybander John Sutherland showing of some hair and not on his head.

When your boyband frolics are not going so well it is often necessary to resort to getting shirtless and that is just what boyband Natural is doing. Bill's favourite Michael Johnson isn't that shy, seems to be getting his kit off more.

New AFLER Jesse Smith does a photoshoot in which he frolics in the pool and never gets his shirt on, though he does use a towel. The number of pictures of him on Getty Images shirtless with water dripping off his body are even more than I'm showing here. An interested photographer?

For no obvious reason I quite like English rugby player Matt Dawson and when I saw Matt and Ben Kay doing this I took a double take. Positioning is wrong sadly.

James Franco tied to a bed and ball gagged. You leave totty lying around and people go and write on them.

New Lands and New Civilisations

On the web people make up countries and everything that goes with them leaving me to ponder their lack of lives. You could alter some Eighteenth Century bit of paper and get a new president.

In the more of section we have Manchester Uni boy Dominic Willcock who we hope will, and Alex Despatie and his bulge.

In the 'I paid for a professional photographer and got these section' is Mike the Miz aka Mike Mizanin seems to sleep in reed beds.

Old QAF US moment to be viewed while Busted's 'What I go to school for' is playing.

Razorlight's Johnny Borrell shirtless.

Ian Somerhalder shirtless on Lost [Via I think David]

Boooo

Random cute guys tonight and all from Face the Jury which has nothing to do with Scott Peterson at all (how will we know there is no real news when the media has lost the Peterson trial to fill the void?).

They picked these names not me so here is,

The active kinetic_nrg (his page)

The modest PerfectBrian (his page) and Cuteguy2003 (his page).

The cap happy kAyLoN (his page)

The sounds odd PopLockinPat (his page)

And finally my favourite Duckworth (his page).

I also like Jeremy and Phillie.

Adelaide Crows players Brent Reilly, Tyson Stenglein, and Luke Jericho.

One Tree Hill's Bryan Greenberg in and out and in (with Chaddles) and out and out again of his basketball kit [from here].

Caption time.

Calendar Boys

With that title you can guess where all the below totty comes from (and no shouting Peru to try and be clever).

From Manchester University we have arbitrarily rated by Bill,

6 and 7:

Henry Monsell
Travis Jay
Matt Hood
Matt Irwin
Pete Candler
Pete Beardmore

8 and 9:

Steve Burton
Jack Barnett
George Machin
Tony Mansour

10:

Dominic Willcock

And from Portsmouth Cathedral choir (the older members this isn't FM) we have these three:

Splashy
Sprawled Outy
Bill wants to be sinful with(y)

Do feel free to buy the Portsmouth one because it's for charity. Oh go on.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.


We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.


Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Wobble

Quality US education.

If you work in the Tescos in Amersham and look a bit like Corbin Allred please keep wearing those tight trousers.

South American model (or maybe he just likes taking his top off) Rodrigo Calazans wearing small pants, in two colours.

Someone help basketballer Josh Sankes read.

Footballer Tamir Cohen about to get handy.

Flying bulge.

Rufus Wainwright with the mother of all quiffs.

You Raised Me Up

'Colonel, is anything worn under the kilt?'
'No, Ma'am everything's as good as new!'

'If that report isn't in by 5 I'll spank you'

Type in the words you want to search and we'll charge you hundreds of pounds, crash your computer and come up with the wrong answer.

If only this were true about V, I would read more into what Anthony and Kevin are doing rather than the word stupid coming to mind.

As requested an excited shirtless Canadian gymnast Branden McNeill. Not my type but each to their own brand of baby oil. I can't really comment as I find Jason Mraz cute. I don't understand why these two off the Bill are classed as cute either but see the pun potential.

Tom Welling shirtless (well kind of) and not from Smallville.

Ohhhh Harry Judd, like JC and Kevin Richardson giving me a reason to watch derivative pop videos.

From New Zealand come rugby totty Dan Carter and 'actor' Jay Bunyan.

Quicker than a Michael Moore DVD went in the Bargain Bin on November 3

Last year's Big Brother US 'star' Nathan Marlow isn't apparently a great fan of men liking men so let's really annoy him by imaging him in naughty positions. Nathan is of course not trying in any way to look attractive to other men and is shirtless for...ummm...some reason...Tyler Chase Harper likes it?

Matthew Albrecht was/is a Canadian gymnast. I don't know much more than that so here's some more pictures.

Smallville and Jamie (whatever that is, yes I know it's a name) star Micah Alberti (no that's not a paint colour) going as shirtless as I can find.

DWI boy in odd speedo underwater action.

All because Bill likes blond totty, here is Telespy's caps of Hollyoaks' Dan Cryer again but now in only a towel.

Sad Sixteen

If Tyler Chase Harper of San Diego thinks freedom of speech lets him wear a T shirt saying 'Homosexuality is shameful', I want to say Tyler get laid, please. Oh and I would be more ashamed to a 16 be a prat who sues schools that don't let him be a bigot than sleep with men. Actually Tyler it's fun, you should try it. Of course I can't see many people of either sex finding a bigot that attractive...

Bill recommends (and has just finished reading) Scar by China Mieville, and Night's Dawn Trilogy by Peter F Hamilton.

Big Brother US's Drew Daniel does lots of things shirtless.

Go have a look at Twen2y4se7en's 'big news' which is as Muchy said that Thom 'the reason for watching their videos Evans has left and been replaced with a Guy Morgan who likes 'Chicken (any type)'...off to Famous Males you go. What makes this even funnier in a schadenfreude (if that's how you spell it) way is how badly they've Stalinist airbrushed him onto the site.

If you know of any other naff boybands I haven't taken the p*ss...promoted do tell me.

When I left Dan Corsi ready for tonight little did I suspect some woman would play with him. Another example of the shirtless totty tied up meme that is so common at present is Tom Welling on Smallville. For someone who can bend steel Clark does get tied up a lot.

Will Estes shower seems to use baby oil instead of water.

From Art comes Brandy boy Remy Martin who goes for the one size too small top thing. On tight clothing here's triathlete (if that's the right word) Craig Mottram in absolutely nothing to the imagination outfits they wear.

Chris Evans shirtless, again.

A swimming orgy of DWI Phelps, Aaron Persil (as if that joke hasn't been done hundreds of times before) and Markus Rogan.

Finally someone has capped James O'Shea shirtless [Zany's caps].