Tottyland

A Big One

I had the, what I thought would be, massive misfortune of channel surfing onto a Cheeky Girls song. As the sky started to darken and rivers ran with blood I noticed this 'song' was called 'Boys and Girls' and featured Andrew Newton Lee who was for a time on Hollyoaks. In between prancing on a stage 'singing' in the Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady style Andrew and some extras dressed only in swimming trunks (one who looks a tad like Alistair Appleton and another who looks oddly familiar) frolic in a pool and finally in a gay music lovers fantasy dunks the Cheeky Girls, holding their heads under water and after holding them under for a bit they turn into chaps.

I must warn you this is a truly dreadful song so mute the sound.

Dan Corsi shirtless with a half naked women, oh how horrific for him.

College basketballer David Lee has a certain something and has worked out how to sit with shorts on the angry boy.

US in Germany boybander John Sutherland showing of some hair and not on his head.

When your boyband frolics are not going so well it is often necessary to resort to getting shirtless and that is just what boyband Natural is doing. Bill's favourite Michael Johnson isn't that shy, seems to be getting his kit off more.

New AFLER Jesse Smith does a photoshoot in which he frolics in the pool and never gets his shirt on, though he does use a towel. The number of pictures of him on Getty Images shirtless with water dripping off his body are even more than I'm showing here. An interested photographer?

For no obvious reason I quite like English rugby player Matt Dawson and when I saw Matt and Ben Kay doing this I took a double take. Positioning is wrong sadly.

James Franco tied to a bed and ball gagged. You leave totty lying around and people go and write on them.