Educational

Thanks David.

Football wise here are the Brazilian football team shirtless in their locker room.

Lance Hohaia is a New Zealand rugby player and here he is shirtless, and with a shirtless fellow rugby player Brent Webb.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers does medieval or early modern or whatever they are calling it now.

Tero Pitkamaki with his big pole.

In New York there is nude map reading, nude fire putting outing and policing, interesting tube signage, and lots of beef at the gym and on stage (press play).

Beach boys and running boy from here with thanks to David.

Finally New Zealand gymnast Mark Holyoake shirtless.

No Shower Pictures

Say you are in a boyband and have done porn, a model and have done porn, twins who have posed naked, or now Aussie Rules players [cheers loads of people] and you find a picture of you on the internet that you would rather people didn't see. What is the best way to go about this? I would think a polite Email to the owner of the website, but I'd be wrong. Apparently the best way is to threaten legal action, thus giving the pictures you are trying to hide and the site they are on publicity (and now not just in Australia). I think doing that is really stupid but others disagree [cheers loads of people].

The argument the AFL Players Association is using is really silly. Sportsmen who regularly go on beaches in tight black speedos (I've seen the Sydney Swans do it first hand (which was fun)) find pictures of their top halves taken in showers upsetting. Anyway why would you pose with a cup and let someone take a picture if they wanted their privacy protected?

For the record every picture featured here is in the public domain but I am happy to remove any if people have a valid reason and ask nicely. Oh and for the galacticly dumb being featured on here doesn't mean I'm saying you're gay.

Sometimes you know a pun is tragic but you just have to use it so here is Hairy Judd.

Footballers, yes I know in the end you'll get sick of them, but here is Carlos Puyol in a shirtless state, Andrea fan Fabio Cannavaro twice again, this was captioned Tim Cahill but I don't think it's him so some Australian player shirtless, and playing in Germany but possibly not all German Jonathan Bourgault twice, and Carsten Rothenbach.

Sporting basketball pits from Clarke, the Cairns Tiapans and Sydney's Jason Smith.

I know straight men are odd animals but why is someone who looks like this chap going out with Jade Goody?

Tom is a model and quite cute and models at the same place as former What If? star James Kristian [fan site] who models shirtless.

Finally and more for the expression than anything else here's British athlete Greg Rutherford.

Superly Silly

Your results:

You are Hulk
You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.

And I wanted to be Lex Luthor, you can try here.

Twins, Capoeria or otherwise are nature's way of telling you you need a bigger bed, and thanks to Pierre for pointing them out. Other twins Dean and Dan (come on parents you can do better than that) Caten shower on stage.

I know it's a change from the advertised programme but here's more footballers including Poland's (well going on my luck at getting these footballers right he's probably from Chile) Artur Boruc shirtless and hairy, and shirtless, and covered up by the side of the pool, the Ukraine's Andriy Shevchenko shirtless and excited, and from the same place (first names must be limited in the Ukraine) Andriy Nesmachnyi shirtless too, Sweden's (yes Sweden's) Zlatan Ibrahimovic shirtless, Australia's Tim Cahill shirtless but unhappy, Germany's Torsten Frings who looks cuter with short hair shirtless (and hairy) twice, and Fadio Cannavaro (may have children and a wife but none are called Andrea) shirtless twice and naked.

Finally Richard Kahui comes from New Zealand and plays rugby don't you know.

Got Balls

As Wimbledon got rained off here's Tommy Haas.

Yes more footballers and like David Beckham they are mostly shirtless, like these Swedish and German supporters staring England's Frank Lampard, and Germany's Marcus Allback twice. Dressed if not by much is Marco Streller's tummy, Jens Lehmann, and Fernando Torres' behind.

Sydney Swan Ben Mathews makes me hate whatever he's wearing under his shorts.

Argentinean rugby beef Benjamin Macome getting savaged whilst Australia's Cooper Cronk is shirtless and startled.

Blond fluff German swimmer Helge Meeuwe celebrates shirtless (as if swimmers get dressed before they do it).

Finally by request US actor Justin Mentell [his site].

Sporting Fluff

Footballers of the Australian Rules variety, dressed like Andrew Walker, Jess Sinclair, and shirtless like Nathan Carroll, Daniel Bell, Phillip Read, Colin Sylvia twice, and Mark Jamar.

Footballers of the usual variety, celebrating Ukrainian Andriy Shevchenko shirtless twice, Sweden's Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the Czech Republic's pouty Radoslav Kovac and a nice bit of German supporter fluff.

American athlete fluff Trey Hardee runs and something's in his shorts.

American swimmer Erik Vendt shirtless and his silly beard.

Finally a shirtless All Black, Byron Kelleher.

Shirt Swappers

Today, I will only be featuring footballers, and all shirtless ones to boot (whatever that is supposed to mean).

I apologise to those with taste but Nike believes a shirtless Wayne Rooney will make us want to buy their trainers.

A thank you to 'N' for pointing me towards where I could find a shirtless picture of Swedish uber blond fluff Olof Mellberg shirtless (and what's that in his shorts?). On a linked topic here's some Swedish footballer mosaics.

Australians Tim Cahill and Lucas Neill celebrate still being in the World Cup.

Croatia has Stjepan Tomas (and his nappy), and Dado Prso, whilst the Czechs have Milan Baros twice (and his ribs) and the blond and never shy Pavel Nedved who just could not seem to keep his top on at all after the match.

Finally the Italian (as if you couldn't have guessed by his name) Fabio Cannavaro shows Andrea is a lucky lass.

Krag and Josh

With thanks to:

Fluff Sings

Mike suggests that Blue Peter's Gethin Jones has odd fantasies.

As the World Cup is still going on (unfortunately) here's Swedish footballer Olof Mellberg bearded or not makes interesting choices of training positions (or is he dancing) but sadly this is as near as I could get to finding him shirtless, Portuguese football player Hugo Viana's legs wide and Australia's Lucas Neill shirtless.

AFLer Jake Edwards does some shirtless celebrating and being played with after scoring a football (the foot kicking ball version) goal. You can vote for Jake (and others) in Gayfooty's Best Looking and Fairest Player competition. Essendon's Courtney Johns explodes...well possibly.

Finally American athlete Andrew Rock runs.

The Toys of Summer

Be they on the grid, on the pitch, on the beach or naked in the woods the totty enjoys the Summer, and we enjoy them.

Young English rugby boys Michael Brown and Ryan Davis get molested, as Toby Flood looks sullen.

From Henry comes AFLer Mark Coughlan 'showing some leg' and the Melbourne Demons new boys.

From Art comes 'Altra Faccia Della Medaglia' host Wilkie Satti and the young Italian athlete Emanuele preparing for the 2008 Olympic Games showering in his towel.

German swimmer and blond Helge Meeuw shirtless.

Finally Australian footballers Mark Viduka and Brett Emerton shirtless.

Turning

In other places the World Turns stays gay, blond and cute, as Taylor Kinney looks butch, Scott does beef, naked twins, stripping McBride, Chris hairy Evans, and baldly going.

You are an Australian, a rugby player called Cooper Cronk and you get shirtless, then bareassed in a montage and bare somebody's else's ass as if you want your name to mean something rude. New Zealand has blond fluff called Jimmy Cowan and Greg Rawlinson beefy and shirtless.

He's Frei, Alexander.

Andrew Swallow is an AFL player's name not a suggestion, Mark Coughlan shirtless and then in a pair of black speedos, though I still think he's over dressed and finally for the AFLers Jamie Charman shirtless.

Sidebars

Any clever person willing to Email me to simply (I'm blond) explain how I can cement my sidebar on the right hand side of this blog rather than have it move to the bottom? I'm not sure why it's doing it only this month.

This is why you should never let blonds near anything more complex than a door.

Water Toys

Call me king of really bad television if you must but here's some clips of Riley Smith (who never even got his top off) and Justin Baldoni (who rarely had his on) in uber trash TV film Spring Break Shark Attack.

The first one (with the mountains of Florida in the distance) is Justin frolicking in the sea: