Boy Done Properly

Taylor Kitsch (well his director) followed the Craig Horner approach and chained him up with his top off in John Carter. The alien wonders what happens when he fiddles with the third human leg, perhaps.

Primeval's (British and Canadian versions) Andrew Lee Potts being all beardy in bed (some Potts leg) for some promotion thing hence the 'do happy' then 'do angry' stuff. And Andrew this is just wrong.

And did you know Israeli model Michael Lewis worships the clothes line god?

Boy Scissors

American gymnast Alexander Naddour exercising with his shirt off and something going on down below.

He's cute, he's not obverse to taking his top off or wearing tight leggings, likes play boxing even on the beach, plays Aussie Rules, and goes by the Dickensian name of Tayte Pears. Is it normal to lick your lips when boxing or a come on?

And Arron Lowe and another Big Brother inmate ummm...make you own minds up.

Boy less Feral

I prefer my Casiraghi brother in the Pierre variety but I know others go for the local tramp.

Michael Fjordbak is a former model (hence him looking smart and silly) with a minor part on Teen Wolf. Michael does do messy and mildly wild well which suited his part.

Midlands middleweight boxer Ryan Aston with his top off.

French pole vaulter Renaud Lavillenie provides ample pole based punnage potential.

And a shirtless Oscar Pistorius in so much shadow it could be anyone.

Boy with Brothers

Canadian actor Gregory Smith is maturing nicely though he is at that stage in which he can't play teen but even with his chest fur doesn't quite pull off the cop he plays in Rookie Blue but as it gets him shirtless I'm not bothered.

Home and Away's Lincoln Younes gets hot and sweaty with an older chap and a towel down the back of his shorts. Shocking suggestions are made but after a bit of pondering happiness prevails. Okay perhaps that doesn't work but at least Lincoln's got his top off.

And can you solve the mystery of Harry Judd and the badly pasted on beer bottle?

Orange Topped Boy

Ginger and adorkable Aussie Rules player Todd Banfield has a nice behind and gets excited on the field of play. Todd I'm not a great fan of the beardy thing and you can't do hard to save your life, cute and excited yes, hard no.

You have a pair of cute twins who look rather good in underwear and then you go and cover them in padding and try and put a plastic tube in their mouth. Here's guide fluff looking pretty, fluff looking eyebrowy, fluff nicely oiled, and fluff looking silly. The modelling twinage in question are Zac and Jordan Stenmark.

And some helpful road signage.

Boy Grinds

Above is British diver Chris Mears makes the word sandwich come to mind.

Eastenders' David Witts used to be a model (how original of him)  so we get pictures of him sans top and really filling some underwear. David leans slightly to the right I see. Thanks to David for those.

Often shirtless Italian footballer Domenico Criscito's commitment to having pictures taken of himself in his underwear is heartening. He even does it on the pitch, and considering he plays in Russia that's brave.

And a scruffier Matt Dallas wearing only a fig leaf, what's not to like?

Product Boy

Brodie Grundy is a cute new bit of Aussie Rules fluff whose hair style is almost immovable and teeth a bit gappy (plus has cute mates). Here's hoping for more Grundy flesh on display than this.

Brandon Wynn [his site] is a left leaning (well in those trousers as in others he's undecided) American gymnast with a nice if possibly overdone body who foolishly allowed himself to be pictured like this.

And the Zefron shirtless in the company of men, credit as per taggage.

Boys Selling

Big Brotherer Arron Lowe has a rather nice behind which he showed off, sort off, rather blatantly on the show. A horrid person might think that Arron had been told by his media consultant (he has reality fluff hair cut 2) that showing off his body rather a lot and posing like this would help generate a career. Being all metro wouldn't hurt I suppose.

And further reality fluff, Billy George, who got his top off and into cut off jeans on screen, then lifted his arms up to touch his head (he even does it in the park). Billy has a nice body but flat swimmers.

Blond Fluff Boy

In Home and Away Luke Mitchell in makes being on a hospital bed look sexy, although if you look like he does it isn't hard.

Belgian athlete Michael Bultheel, here seen shirtless, is packing (compare and contrast him with British runner Dai Greene). I quite like mildly dorky blonds so what's in his lycra is just an added bonus, and Michael has nice legs too.

And for those who watched Neighbours in the 1990s this is what Andrew Bibby (aka Lance Wilkinson) looks like today.

By Nolf East Boy

Belgian athlete Cedric Nolf, here seen shirtless back, front, and in a canoe, may have something going on in his lycra worth celebrating.

I managed to miss Aussie swimmers Cameron McEvoy, Eamon Sullivan, James Roberts, James Magnussen, Matt Targett, and Tommaso D'orsogna posing in their speedos prior to the Olympics. Group photos of cute men with the build of their sport wearing little (hopefully it was cold) should be encouraged. Eamon has always appeared rather fragile but James (Magnussen) looks like he could take anything thrown at him.

 A solidity? a furry? a can I play with what's in your boxers? of pictures of Ben Cohen in some underwear.

An happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day (or talk like Robert Newton day).

Boy Pulls Downwards

In if you have the actors wearing little nobody looks at the plot Magic Mike Alex Pettyfer displays a talent well if the file works.

Aaron Johnson (or Aaron Taylor-Johnson as he's calling himself nowadays) going through the whole gamut of stretch acting poses then showing a bit of his crack in the bedroom and on the stairs. It's good to see Aaron sans top but I can do without this shot.

And British athlete Alex Wright has something interesting going on in his shorts.

Boys, One, Two, Three

In Awkward Canadian actor Beau Mirchoff's character and his armpits stay as far away as possible from the lass he's supposed to like and shows more interest in the brother (Brett Davern). The father (Mike Faiola) could always join in too.

The wonderfully adorkable (even when they try their best to make him look otherwise) Gabriel Mann shirtless poolside (why do I like his hair?) in Revenge (might be pants but the fluff is good and varied) and something that required him to dress up in some pseudo ancient armour in a glass box and do 'angry'.

And former kidbander and now dancer Aaron Renfree doesn't like being seen as a sex object.

Happy Hole Boy

German luger Felix Loch, here seen shirtless and in military uniform, makes not so subtle bulges in his plastic suit. I don't think he's related to the German skier Andreas Wank.

In the Kiwi series the Almighty Johnsons Emmett Skilton has found another few reasons to be in little, dressed in a towel in a dry and not steamy sauna, and in rather unflattering swimwear or possibly underwear. Emmett isn't always that overdressed (peachy) more of which can be found here.

And please Ben Cohen stop doing the same poses in every calendar you do.

Boy Arty

Adorkable Dutch athlete Jesper Arts seems to have a reasonable bit going on in his lycra and on offer, perhaps.

Greco-Italian actor Nicolas Vaporidis covering up his bits with a newspaper but letting his behind get some air which attracts little attention. I'm assuming that the facial expression is supposed to suggest he's excited below.

And today's random cute (behind) if a bit excitable footballer called Michael.

Well I never Boy

English cricketer with the oh so subtle tattoos (the mess on his other arm) Jade Dernbach features heavily in my 'I'm surprised he's straight' list. Here's Jade playing with a big ball, and yes I know how tragic that is

Dark and cutesome American actor Chris Galya has appeared in the standard teen fare and done a bit of modelling (in silly poses (though some have merit)) with his top off. Chris does a bit rough well, and admires a well painted wall.

And AFLer Jake King being given help to catch a ball and show off his bulge at the same time. Must be an interesting view for the chap at the back.

Boy Smells

Ben Whishaw spent a fair part of the film Perfume shirtless whilst chained up in (but not always). I prefer him with longer hair.

Dutch athlete Robert Lathouwers, here seen shirtless and naked, looks to be a rather large chap though I wonder if things chaff or if it bruises his inner thigh.

And via Kenneth comes some interesting children's reading.

Boy Not That

For those that like their fluff undemanding more of Arron Lowe (nice behind) and his habit of doing an arm behind the head pose even when he's standing up in his boxers (and briefs)

Edinburgh rugby team has a goodly mix of beef and cute featuring John Houston, Mark Robertson, Tom Brown, Sam Hidalgo Clyne, Sean Cox, Kerr Grossman, Alun Walker, Dougie Fife, Alan MacDonald, and the shirt ripping Ross Ford.

And Prince Carl Philip of Sweden's with his top off and being nipply.

Boy in Black

American actor who looks a tad like Adam Garcia (from the front not the side) Damon Dayoub in black boxers (nice legs) does what it says on the tin show Single Ladies.

Vanja Udovicic is Serbian water polo player (and occasional model) who has a habit (from when he was younger) of having pictures taken of himself filling his speedos. I must try and find out who Mr Glarey is to his right (Nikola Radjen, thanks Gary) and what he is describing doing here (could be linked events).

And AFLers Ben Speight, Shaun Atley, and Keiran Harper in a wet armless top contest.

Boy Humping

Thanks to Stephen above is former Big Brother inmate Arron Lowe doing a bit of pelvic thrusting in PVC shorts. I wonder what part of showbiz he's trying to break into?

If American gymnast Danell Leyva can do this think of the fun that could be had...

Yes, I'm horrified. I chained up a cute hairy young man called Taylor Kitsch (well he's Canadian so we can get away with that sort of thing), showed him in a loincloth all the time (from all sides), and got him all dirty and nipply but still nobody watched John Carter. I fail to see what more a decent film publicist could have done*.

And today's random cute athlete fiddling with his headband.

*With apologies to Blackadder.

Behind the Boy

Above is British actor Daniel Sharman playing Ares in Immortals which involved faux armour and a wouldn't go out in a thunder storm helmet.

Sebastian Stan who happily (perhaps the wrong word) got his top off with a horse in Gossip Girl and is now doing the same in less clothing (umm Stanass) with another chap (not as get a room as he and Kyle Schmid in Covenant) in the nothing to do with Hilary Clinton show Political Animals. I do wish Sebastian would stop the trimming.

And the BBC's Good Cop is worth a watch and not just for Warren Brown's crack.

Was Scottish until he won Boy

British swimmer Michael Jamieson, here seen with a group of other British swimmers, has a goodly body and a habit of confusing lane markers with the person he was with the night prior, perhaps.

Being nice and flexible with a lot of training in doing this and this could make American gymnast who looks a lot younger sans stubble (or shocked) Danell Levya rather interesting in bed. This shows added promise.

And today's random cute but far too overly dressed runner with fun things going on in his lycra.

Boys Hiding

When your sport involves dressing, if that's the right word, in just a pair of speedos why are the University of Missouri men's swim team so determined to cover up? They should try the Stanford approach. Thanks to a Swedish chap for the picture.

British actor Robert Shannon does solidity in silly clothes (and period hair) rather well in a bit of Roman gladiator related looking seriousness. It could be that serious is all Robert does.

Also probably not employed for his acting (would you be looking at his face?) is Cody Deal who can do Spiderman, Chippendale, exercise equipment, and good old boy with a consistent touch of just imagine what you can do to me.

And American gymnast Jonathan Horton gets nearer to RJ Heflin's leg.

Boy to

Above is Home and Away's Dan Ewing on the cover of Shag, sorry Covet magazine.

If I was in charge this is how we would attract more people to take up sheep farming, although productivity might decrease a bit. Yes I see the pun but am not going to use it.

To be filed under can act but usually in rubbish the Pacific Northwest's Michael Cassidy plays a shocked but glistening chap who shags his female teacher (right subject at least and could it be a male teacher just once comedy writers?) in Men at Work. I prefer a smile over open mouthed disbelief after sex for some reason.

And today's random cute group of rowing for some university in a swamp with the best one in focus chaps.

Boy Make Me

American model (now actor) of varying levels of hairiness Ronnie Kroell gets himself ineffectively restrained and annoyed whilst naked in Into The Lions Den. More of Ronnie naked here.

British cyclist Ben Swift naked on...wait for it...you'll never guess...a bike.

Arron Lowe doing some modelling, showing off his body and hoping someone will give him some work after leaving the Big Brother house. What could a good looking, vain, and well preened young man do?

And does American actor Beau Mirchoff have to pay his armpits part of his salary as they are so often on display.

Boy looking like he's in the 1920s

In the land of the adorkable Doctor Who's Arthur Darvill would have his own principality, but not perhaps looking like that.

South African runner Oscar Pistorius [his site] enthroned for some reason. Modesty?

Model and Big Brother inmate Arron Lowe was ritually humiliated by having to dress up in red PVC shorts (front and back) plus braces, a hat, and a dog collar which amazingly he managed to look quite humpable in (more so when sitting down).

And when a mainstream movie looks like something less mainstream, in this case the Immortals.