Boy's Inner Thigh Massage

To be Dutch athlete Ingmar Vos' physio that investigates all parts of his oft shirtless (and oiled?) client.

Another fun job would have been to write the lower bits of text on Melissa and Joey's Kevin Fonteyne shirtless torso. Kevin pulls his trousers down in front of male mates, for reasons (hopefully fun) unexplained.

And you could always be bending over as British footballer Luke Shaw pulls his shorts up. Not the greatest fan of Luke's hair haystack.

Been on Doctors Boy

Gresby Nash is one of those background actors who have small parts in lots of things and this is the best I can find of him shirtless which might explain things.

Jack Redden is a spooky eyed Aussie Rules player who was born in the wonderfully named town of Keith. Lycra packing and having a goodly behind Jack's taste in company is cute and generally male (if unhappy).

And a 'bendy' of British gymnasts being (L-R) Louis Smith, Max Whitlock, Nile Wilson, and Kristian Thomas, thanks Sam.

Boys Linked Somehow

Once Upon a Time's Colin O'Donoghue can look silly and very savagable but it takes a lot of talent to look like your head has been pasted on when it hasn't.

Colin Morgan (I miss Merlin (though Colin has brought the haircut with him) and they've cancelled Atlantis when it was getting interesting) and his kissable lips (nice eyes too) are playing a bed based (I do hate a wasted space) well illuminated police elf in The Fall.

And Under the Dome's Colin Ford is fortunately as dorky as one would hope.

It's Me Boy

Above is British swimmer and Borg shorts model Liam Tancock doing a selfie jump into the pool. Liam does the same in the sea, underwater, and by yesterday's pool. He's a nice mix of defined and dorky plus knows a cute chap (far right).

Australian television presenter Scott Tweedie with his top off alone and with a damp Beckham.

The Doctor Blake Mysteries' Rick Donald and his treasure trail (hand positioned for emphasis) with oddly straight northward extension leading to the land of trimmed. Rick shows a lot more in the series Underbelly: Razor.

And today's random cute vague looking but very packing guy and rather sandy staring guy.

Boy Messed

Brian Johnson is an American wrestler has moved onto a more feral look. Nice for Brian to offer choices in how he could be presented.

Spencer Falls is shirtless yet again in Kiwi soap Shortland Street which is at least (unexcited) bedroom based this time. Then they go for Spencer in his pants handcuffed to a lass which develops into much hilarity.

United States actor Cody Christian covers his defined chest with a leather jacket to attract what Cody sees as his target market, whatever than may be.

And the view you can get out of an office window could be full of simmers in their speedos.

Turn to Get his Top Off Boy 

Hollyoaks' Alfie Browne-Sykes doing a lot of shirtless armpit displaying idea giving reverse imaged over acting.

After ditching a brat British diver Blake Aldridge has taken his full speedos (brave to go for such tight and nice view creating pairs) to do cliff diving (or high diving backgrounded (with short ladders) by sculpture or cityscapes) and find initiative uses for street signs.

British athlete Ashley Bryant has a nice ridged chest and a Blakian size bulge in his running shorts.

And formerly of boyband Busted Charlie Simpson looking moody.

Boy Smiles, all the time

Field Of Lost Shoes' Luke Benward in period trouser wearing (doesn't really need the braces) very straight trailing and cheesy grin lake frolicing with someone I can't identify.

British boxer Luke Campbell shirtless from the front and from the highlighted rear.

Darren Criss cries in the bath (subtle acting there Darren) letting him show some leg or is it thigh in web video Funny or Die.

Marco Polo's Lorenzo Richelmy does a lot of stubbly faces, shows off his chest foliage (over and over again), displays his trailage, and tries his hardest to be romantic.

And Hutch Dano doing well carpeted whilst TOWIE's Dan Osbourne does tightness of top.

Lowering Boy

Above, thanks Sam, is diving fluffiness Chris Mears being mildly hypnotic and possibly bouncy in the shorts department who I prefer to others in his sport.

Sam Harrison is a British cyclist (in a cute team) that has moved from fluffy (wasn't the greatest look) to bulgy (those bottoms cyclists wear do the oddest things to bulges) but doesn't show as much flesh as one would hope just like Dutch cyclist Jeffrey Hoogland.

Kevin Betts does lots of marathons for charity but hasn't worked out that the sport involves no swimming. On that subject French swimmer Florent Manaudou is very sculptural as are the Brazilian swim team who are nicely varied.

And today's random cute underwater trio of chaps, and someone who I think is Trey Hardee so probably shouldn't be here chap.

Avoiding Bloom Boy

Canadian stand up Bobby Mair is a cousin of  Justin Bieber (poor chap) and is actually quite cute under all the feral.

A surprisingly pretty of British gymnasts featuring the not being taken up on the offer Daniel Keatings, the smelling something Kristian Thomas, the semaphore fan Daniel Purvis, the blond all over Nile Wilson, and the beginning to poke through (must be the locality) Max Whitlock. We stock many armpit colours such as red, yellow, and brown.

And popular British cyclist Owain Doull (centre) shows which of his mates he likes the most.

Boy Geographical

Canadian actor with sideburns shaped like South America Beau Mirchoff gets ridden and goes through all his having sex faces which look to revolve around blowing out a candle whilst happy or like he's taking more than giving.

The brothers Strong, (L-R) Shiloh and Rider, who of the pair I prefer the older and damper. On brothers here's South African modelling twins Alex and Charlie Kotze.

Adam Smith strikes a pose (often predictably), fills his underwear, and looks silly (a lot) on America's Next Top Model. Is Adam trying not to attract other chaps by dressing like this?

And British actor Alex Pettyfer gets furrier but has a worrying growth.

Boy Hints

Francis Mossman is an Australian actor who was beefy in Spartacus: Blood and Sand and now is modelling (well it can't be clothes as he's seldom wearing any). Francis shows off his behind and a hint of his gladius though I'd like to investigate further.

A lovely mix of dorky and pretty a skinny Grant Gustin packs a lot down below in The Flash. Any show that couples a lot of shirtless medical testing with outfits likes this one (isn't there a whip like effect when he's stopping?) will help pass a damp weekend or three.

And the brothers Djokovic look to have passed unnoticed in Rome.

Boxed Boy

Christoph Letkowski is a German actor does a box covered frontal (did it need to be that big?) but a fully on display rear aspect. Christoph's crack looks rather vice like.

The eyebrows again probably but British cyclist Jon Dibben has a certain something that out ways the dullness of his torso.

Chester See, once an actor now a 'YouTube personality', displays himself (is there a water glasses based innuendo?) and his armpits to some face pulling (could be 'acting') lass in film type thingy Camp Takota. Chester would be perfect as cute fluff next door/boyfriend/troubled son/new husband who dies or turns out to be a top removing murderer etc in those wooden films that fill daytime.

And a (cyclist) tease of shirtlessness from Mark Tuitert who is a Dutch speed skater.

Boy Pottage

Chase Coleman is an American actor whose cute blond beefiness isn't novel though would help you pass a wet weekend (or two). Chase is apparently naked but with pots and pans in the way.

British gymnast Max Whitlock could prove to be as flexible in bed as he is on the beach.

Armpit displaying Nicholas Braun is an American actor shows a chunky behind as he frolics in the foam with Hunter Cope in the film Date and Switch. The scene lets you imagine the things that are going on under the bubbles.

And has British swimmer Ben Proud realised that he has got too excited?

Boy on the Path

Former model Tyler Burns plays former model Scott McGregor's brother in the Aussie soap Neighbours. Tyler looked blander when modelling but got to hang out with other cute models like he does on the soap.

Furry or smooth Ben Schreen was on America's Next Top Model and now wants to try his hand at acting (looks like he could play an elephant).

Tom Mckay wanders into shot naked showing off his behind in the tragically bad (Tom's behind is a better actor than much of the cast) film The Lost Legion.

And you really hope that British model Shane Walshe can wash that all off or he's doing a Nico Tortorella.

Following a Trend Boy

Jack Griffo has grown up nicely into a cute furry young chap with hair modelled on a haystack.

America's Next Top Model 21 finalist Adam Smith would benefit, long hair or short (me prefers the long), from trying new things and being less of the sad frat boy as it looks like he has the behind for it. Why do the pretty ones with a lot of things to play with downstairs have to be such idiots?

And today's random cute having a sleep, displaying his nicely lit torso, and filling his speedos chap.

Boy Pants

I'm Ryan Paevey and I can show off my bulge (and some scrub) in blue, red (hard?), and in white (definitely). I also look good naked and spread out.

The Dockers run together, and frolic in the sea together plus Christian Salem solo.

Seemingly furry French actor Felix Moati really fills his briefs (security looks a fun job) but looks better less tidy.

And Daniel Garofali is a trophy heavy Aussie in America model and Florent Manaudou is a French swimmer who is very big in the shoulder. 

Boys Reporting

Above is (L-R) Kerr Logan and Peter Campion showing many aspects of flesh in the comedy series London Irish.

James Mitchell Larkin is an oft smiling, in the pool, beach, in a group (nice bit of bulging), poolside, and being interviewed. James looks to have a lot of energy after a race.

Aussie Rules player Dillon Viojo-Rainbow is cute, has nice legs, and a tad fluffy but needs to take his top off.

 And American actor Jesse Metcalfe on his knees, ideas, ideas.

Board Boy

Cute but with a nice trend towards dorky South African (hope the paint is waterproof) swimmer Chad le Clos is in nice damp swimmers and speedos to promote some Gulf state and waterfalls. I still favour Chad's kit.

American actor Michael Angarano shirtless and furry with a hammer, no idea why.

British model and arm furniture Max Rogers suits short and longer hair (though the speedos helps) manages to look good in the silliest of outfits. Max looks a welcoming sort of chap with and action man physique plus the standard model desire to show off his armpits.

And today's random cute ear tableted chap and very well packaged chap.