Tank Boy

Reece Milne plays a 'bad boy' on Aussie soap Home and Away but not in the lying down  giving someone a ride way. Trimmed all over for his part compared to the real life raggedy Reece.

British blandly posed model and occasional diver (and ...ly furry) Jack Haslam does amply fill what he's put (now there's a job) into which sadly looks to be jeans more foolishly often than not.

And today's curly haired random cute trailing and looking like he's getting good service guy.

Boys in Position

All dark and furry American gymnast Danell Leyva could suck and offer whilst the Brits could provide the numbers.

Sculptural British swimmer Ben Proud fills his Borg shorts from all angles and curves but with not much definition though you can play guess what the bulge is.

And Canadian-German comedian Luke Mockridge goes for a naked hike with a camera crew.

Boy Well Seated

In my head American soap actor Casey Moss positions himself carefully and slowly lowers himself pushing through everything (through and in) until he's full.

Some more of English rugby player Chris Robshaw looking beefy (normally not Haskellist) and slow in the surf (or getting a very warm welcome). I'll concentrate on ruggering with Chris not speculate on what he's doing here.

And Aussie Shannara Chronicler Aaron Jakubenko cries havoc and has rather disturbing arms.

Admittedly not Ingmar Boy

Dutch athlete Douwe Amels, who is capable of filling the rear of his lycra as he is the front, has his top off in company (minus his fur).

Bushy Aussie actor Andrew Creer does the standard level of shirtlessness of those who are cute and feature in his countries television (or want to promote themselves) including standing around in speedos with Ben Kindon, Elias Anton and Rhys Mitchell. 

And Colin Morgan playing defined, furry and late Victorian in the series The Living and the Dead.

Canyon Boy

Tall, dorky, with a crack that you could run air tours along American actor Nicholas Braun is so often naked why did he need some foam in Date and Switch?

Jake McDorman and his beard (which I'm not the greatest fan of it) appear in the television series Limitless. I do approve of Jake's often shirtless and mostly shower based promotion of the show.

And American actor Nat Wolff has a nice boy next doorness to him when in the surf.

Boys With

Sam Keeley is a brave Irish actor who can do cute vacancy on screen as well as eager with nipply beef and cold with what looks like a brother.

The nicely behinded Kevin Fonteyne had his navel pointed at and Joey Lawrence stare at him (well he's only human) on Melissa and Joey and in real life stands around with what looks like a brother and fellow actor Cody Johns.

And Orange Is the New Black's Matt McGorry spends a lot of time in the gym.

Looking Down a Boy's

When fur hedged Tai Hara has a beach side shower on Aussie soap Home and Away the camera angles to look down his crack. I'm sure this is innocent and they aren't focusing on Tai's behind.

Bitten's Steve Lund is naked(ish), furry, and in tight underwear on set whilst being naked(ish), furry, and in not so tight underwear in real life. Steve and co-star Greyston Holt are just good friends and Steve isn't as I suspected.

And Garrett Clayton, Christian Slater, Keegan Allen, James Franco, Sean Grandillo, Daniel Sinasohn, and Spencer Lofranco are in King Cobra which is definitely not a bad horror movie.

Boys Aquatic

James Haskell is solid, George Ford is pretty, Chris Robshaw is furry and they're all English rugby players who think they're AFLers (or cricketers) who need to stand around in the sea in black shorts. Fortunately though Chris balloons there's some Ford clingage.

I prefer the shaggier version of Aussie actor Dominic Allburn in The Model (naked, model, Dominic, who does that reminds me of) over the more clean cut one (but dirty) down by the creek in a Place to Call Home and not just because he's got nothing on, but that helps. Dominic does look strangely mechanical naked.

And American actor Ansel Elgort bulges in a canoe rather spoiling the obvious question.

Boy who suits Lycra

Packed and trailing Belgian athlete Cedric Nolf shirtless by a wreck, with a surfboard, being painted, and running. This is not the aftermath of an orgy.

Grant Rosenmeyer is a rolling around in boxers American actor to add to my small, and furry (trimmed though) collection and is happily doing bed based top off acting (is that indignation or indigestion). The stubbled look suits Grant but I'm not a fan of the beard.

And I think you can just about see the moment Justin Hartley wonders where his career is going.

Where the Wind Boy

Skyler Seymour is an actor (of sorts) from Oklahoma who augments his things by posting pictures of himself with no top on (he even goes into changing rooms just to do it). Cute if cheesy Skyler may be home soon but I do though know what I want for my birthday.

Nile Wilson, Max Whitlock, Kristian Thomas, and Dan Purvis are part of the British armpit display team with Nile getting extra points for added nipple erection. They're actually gymnasts and I must commend the person (bet it was a bloke) who designed their kit (shorts could have been shorter). When the pair are interviewed it looks like Kristian is daydreaming as he looks at Nile (it's catching) who pose match.

And French rugby player Clément Poitrenaud 'drops his drawers' (no furniture was hurt).

Any ID Boy?

Martin Gleeson is a cute Aussie Ruler who has opted for facial hair that makes him look like he's trying to look older (and there should be two balls). Possibly excited Martin posts shirtless pictures of himself even clean shaven.

Bushy Nick Jonas showers in his jeans (angling for a remake?) with a lass then wanders around topless (with a massive towel) with his eyes half closed in a music video (he takes forever to show some flesh) of one of his songs.


And considering he's naked James Marsden wouldn't want to get too starstruck on Westworld.

You spell that how Boy

Touchy American gymnast Jordan Gaarenstroom shirtless with cans, a can, a bottle, a coconut, and fellow gynmast Sam Mikulak.

Happy to pose with you Tim Tebow is an American footballer turned baseballer (peculiarly) who hopefully hasn't lost the beef or fur (or persistent showing off of his armpits) in the move.

And Spartacus' Christian Antidormi just can get away from being Roman (even if the period is different).

Always Boy

I'll miss the Musketeers if only for British actor Luke Pasqualino's regular shirtless scenes. Has he ever done anything he didn't take his top off in?

Nyle DiMarco, model, actor, furball, is not finding his swimmers as clingy as I would have hoped when they're not submerged.

It might just be the effect of the camouflage briefs but it does look like Anglo-Kiwi actor Jono Kenyon is proportionally as big downstairs as he is all over (6 foot 5).

AFLer Daniel Hannebery is as impressive at the back as he is frontally, and Jeremy Howe persists in being drawn on.

And Teen Wolf's Daniel Sharman likes to train with a punch bag, no really he does.

Boy in Water

Australian actor Andrew Supanz was in defunct medical soap All Saints and has a way of making a simple shower scene look naughty (naughtier than usual). Andrew also helps you wonder what is happen out of shot.

Pudding selling British triathlete Gordon Benson tests the holding power of his lycra suit. I do hate it when arms get in the way or dark colours are worn as they stop (mostly) a study of George's talents. When not training George has other chaps point at his chest hair.

And terrible how Gregg Sulkin's football shorts just happen to full down a bit in front of a photographer.

Boy Romes around

Furry Franco-Anglo-Polish actor Maximilien Seweryn plays a slave (sex having something to do with it) in on Plebs. For historical accuracy Max shouldn't be wearing a bed spread (or have perfect teeth).

Spike Mayer again filling his niche in the acting market by playing a chap being sucked (by a woman this time for novelties sake) who later gets ridden (female involved) in the series Submission. I suppose he's a bit too old to feature in a David DeCoteau 'film'.

And British judoer (or whatever they're called) Ashley McKenzie is welcoming on his front or his back.

Boys Contained

When storing their bits, Matthew Lewis uses tight leggings, and television cook James Strawbridge has his in a pasty.

Home and Away's increasingly furry Tai Hara shouldn't be positioned looking directly at the sun (or not wearing speedos). Rarely for the soap Tai being all dark and handsome isn't an excuse for dire acting.

Hemlock Grove's Landon Norris with his top off (after what looks like a lot of effort being expended).

And for some reason British diving brothers Jack and Ross Haslam want you to see their damp armpits.

Tinkering Boy

Above, hopefully, is American actor Teddy Sears doing his bit to promote the film The Curve. Based on its media there are loads of quickly stripping guys who mend your car in the US.

If Canadian actor Chad Connell is a grower he's even more of a lucky chap than at first glance (his behind is worth a look over too) in the shadowy film Steel. Grey Chad has good taste in scotch and leaves his mouth open for easy access.

And Kiwi Josh McKenzie has got rid of the dressing gown he barely wears in the series Filthy Rich.

Boy Nearly There

Spike Mayer is a bleached out American model (of the oddest collection of things) who gets naked and frontally pulls his jeans or underwear an inch further down than one would do in public. When acting Spike gets to pretend (I'm guessing) he's a vacuum cleaner.

Cute and occasionally dopey British model Alex Crockford who fills (yes it's still there) whatever they 'dress' him in (or cut out of the picture). Alex gets to do the ubiquitous 'let's have everyone see his (trimmed) armpits' pose that must be the only topic at modelling school.

And Peaky Blinders' Finn Cole is not scared to be typecast (or punned over) it seems.

Wooded Glen Boy

You have felt Beau Mirchoff's furry chest, moved downwards to unbutton his jeans then pulled them down so he's in purple briefs. Just as Beau is standing there the cops arrive.

When portraying gay sex on screen, as here with Graeme Squires (top) and Nicholas Gunn (bottom), they look to get the mechanics but not the nuances. It isn't helped by Nicholas looking miserable even mid act (creating debatable emotion).

And is an overdressed Thomas Dekker about to initiate docking procedures with Bob Morley in the film Lost in the White City.

Credit Card Boy

Modern etiquette as changeable as it is when you find a cute chap (Aussie actor Bob Morley in this case) asleep on a bed with his behind on full display (or made that way) is it rude to stare?

From our friends at AllAmericanGuys comes underwear and swimwear filling humble and very savagable Canadian internet celebrity Justin Deroy who shaves too much and has a very heavy right arm plus Mr Teen Tampa 2015 and clear centrist in all colours and positions Alex C. From Dylan we get the teasing and cheeky easily lost in the snow Mike.

And permanently puzzled looking Aussie Rules player Maverick Weller has taken his name to heart with his tattoo, bless.

Only one Step further Boy

Above is British athlete Greg Rutherford keeping up his subtle 'look at me' strategy.

Brinn Bevan is an addition to the British gymnast fluffery who mixes cuteness, possible filling (probable m'thinks), and poorly tattooed (which are multiplying). Brinn also spends a lot of time and gets excited with Nile Wilson.

And American actor Jake Short could do with eating some more and stop wearing such formal swimwear.