Waterproof Boy

British swimmer Adam Peaty in his speedos (that don't fit well at the back), shorts and longer Borg shorts which he fills well. I'm not a fan of the arm mess.

In the gloom American soaper Lucas Adams replaces a blown light bulb (hence the gloom) in just his boxers. I'm sure there is a 'reason' for Lucas' costume (ratings).

And there's good casting for the second part of the short Dare with Adam Fleming, Adam Hagenbuch, Michael Cassidy and Justin Cone.

Bright Boy

Home and Away's Patrick O'Connor does a lot of squint based sort of acting though his body is a distraction from it.

Poorly illuminated Ackley Bridge's Aussie Sam Retford cheekily in his pants, covering up a bulge, showing off his torso and his straight trail.

And I've never tried sex in a rope hammock thingy and unrelatedly here's Canadian actor Kyle Schmid.

Boyers

Britishers, soaper Parry Glasspool shirtlessly skims the pool, swimmer Adam Peaty bulges in Borg shorts and gymnast Nile Wilson has naff tattoos.

Furry British stage actor James Colebrook models underwear poorly, needs better lighting, needs better shampoo, needs a good savaging, possibly plays rugby, signals to the Masons, leans on a stool and overdresses for the shower.

And British actor Jack O'Connell is naked on a hot tin roof.

Flattening Boy

When coming up with excuses for actors to show some flesh doing topless ironing as with Neighbours' Ben Hall ('bad boy' hence bad faux tattoos) is rather lazy.

Once model ('look I'm a skater') now small nippled solid chested armpit airing Aussie actor with a touch of the dorky Mitch Ryan is low hangingly topless and favoured by wet swimmers when viewed from behind in the series The Lying Game.

And rather rude American actor Kevin McHale naked in the shower (from the rear at least).

Pointing Boy

Modelling Dutch scowling reality nudity (his behind it good too) from well provided for Joshua Feytons who rises to somewhat attention, credit per taggage.

Hold ontoable eared British actor Chris Mason toplessly does excited (at least in nipples), sort of coy and firmly trailing for middle aged women in the film The Honour List.

And Northern Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan provides some seating, perhaps.

Pendulous Boy

Kohl Sudduth is an American who got topless and his impressive penis and balls out on stage but whose career never really took off.

American Ninja Warrior and trainee bearder Logan Kreglow with American gymnast Paul Ruggeri III and some clingy lass looks like he could be a lot of fun in bed (or be a flag).

And another American gymnaster Danell Leyva and his chest stubble of varying length.

Spread Boy

The chunky behinded British presenting singer Olly Murs finds a way to improve a 'talent' show.

Do Not Disturb's subtle and expressive American actor Benjamin Lutz shows some chest, big nipples, a bit of leg, a bit of both legs, a hint of trail and his behind, his behind again, then again.

And Aussie Rhys Wakefield airs his armpits as American Nick Cannon dances in Beserk.

White Walled Boy

Open mouthed as usual US actor Lenny Platt has difficulties putting on a top in what looks like prison in the series Hot Zone (not what it sounds like).

Marco Polo's Italian naked fencer Lorenzo Richelmy was furry and shirtless on that show but who is damp and a little dorky but equally furry in Sanctuary.

And British actor who presents Tyger Drew-Honey wants to look like a pirate, shirtlessly.

Smiley Boy

Marco Pigossi is a Brazilian actor who pretends to be a boxer, well balanced, by a swimming pool, in leather and necklaces on the beach and minus someone.

Erect nippled, cuteseome and well dressed Ben Getz is naked (gorgeous) but covering his bits up and furry behinded in Uncaged. Ben has also done some topless stage work.

And Modern Family's Nolan Gould has his top off adorkably again.

Boys in the Woods

Samuel Davis, Dustin Ingram and Matthew Daddario (Matthew's chest mushroom cloud on display) were examined in boxers (nothing tight though) in the remake of the film Cabin Fever.

American former soap actor Bryan Craig sort of exercises (unconvincingly) with his top off (plot vital) then walks across the room (taking his time) to let the maid in still topless on Grand Hotel.

And British swimmer Adam Peaty takes something to play with (Arno Kamminga and Michael Andrew)to the changing rooms, perhaps.

Balance Boy

Uzbek American actor Alex Portenko is very scarily naked and off centre in his cheekage in the film Ghost Light.

Lorenzo Richelmy is an Italian actor doing his shirtless furry acting (generally involving looking concerned) again in the series Sanctuary.

And rugby playing (amongst other things) brothers Max and Thom Evans being beefy and shirtless, as usual.

No Bubbles Boy

Above is British diver Jack Laugher having a bath making a change from using the shower.

Canadian actor Beau Mirchoff has his top off showing everyone his furry chest in Good Trouble which is what he does in everything that he's in.

Australian actor Jacob Elordi is in his costume for another let's get young actors to show some flesh and call it drama scene in the series Euphoria. In fact Jacob is overdressed.

And the Namibian YouTube pilot JP Schulze is cute if scared looking.

Boy/Boys

No relation to Marcus Vanco American actor Greg Berney does mushroom cloud furry and stroppy on the basketball court (nobody on US television can play basketball without glaring) with a nice touch of the adorkable in Afterburn/Aftershock.

Mid twenties (not helped by the baseball hat) Canadian actor Dylan Everett channelling Greg above when he's sort of eating, being pulled along, somewhat struggling, being led, freely walking and is caged naked in a beam of sunlight in the series Pure.

And British diver Matty Lee does something odd with his lips (and his chest foliage).

Boy off Centre

Cracking (or is it peachy?) and above British sort of acting model Zander Hodgson is naked apart for a very big leaf.

Blaine Kern III is a heavy eyebrowy American actor who glistens and shines (someone had to rub it on) whilst topless and heavily trailing in the horror (well he is wearing a towel) film Happy Death Day 2U. I do love how much male flesh 'needs' to be in the genre.

And Canadian actor Alexander Ludwig has his chest fur given some shade.

Boys Watered

No relation of Justin Prentice, Our Girl's Simon Lennon is in a hot tub, in a bathtub, with a heavily bearded chap, is stubbly and having a happy shower on the show. Perhaps Luke Pasqualino's character can teach him to use his weapon, sorry.

Russian singer and actor Alexey Vorobyov (also Alex Sparrow) shows himself off, shows off his trail forestry, shows his chest fur, shows himself off, shows off his shaved armpits, shows himself  off, shows his bulge off (better moving), shows himself off, shows off his won't get lost on the beach swimwear and has a thing about being restrained.

And Dutch athlete Jeroen Piek runs and bulges rather well in tight lycra.

Dance Boy, Dance

Mirrored American actor and canoeist who does adverts in his swimwear Nate Scholz does some fireman format dancing heavily waxed stripping (top only) in the 90210 rehash.

On Aussie soap Neighbours the slightly furry chested (as are his legs) Matt Wilson (his a hand has gone into my shorts face?) and bushy armpitted Takaya Honda are on lilos (wedged in) in far too long shorts. In real life two married chaps would hold hands?

And Kit Harington kissing Chris Zylka in The Death And Life Of John F Donovan.

Uplifting Boys

British dancer and occasional actor Billy Joe Rowan shows an armpit, trails heavily, in a hot tub and reading when wet.

Armpit displaying Aussie actor Jacob Elordi's armpits, his torso, his armpits, his behind in gloom, showing his armpits, throwing and his armpits.

And a long (very long) weekend of British gymnasts who might have to do all the heavy lifting on Sunday.

Boy and their Short Short Shorts

Aussie Rules player (might become a thing here) Jack Steele is near a tree, shirtless, kicks, trains in tights, paddles and paddles some more.

Now as an interlude with the group on pitch savaging of Jack Viney.

The tracked and speedoed Lachlan Murphy with Chad Harris and another bloke (and two blokes but not Chad) as Lachlan Delahunty who bulges in a costume, leggy with Leigh Kitchin, shirtless with Tom Lynch and is short shorted.

An injured nicely feral Brodie Grundy with blond fluff Jaidyn Stephenson who he's rather touchy feely with.

And to end here are the legs of Devon Smith, Jack Steele, Josh Begley and Aaron Francis.

Fly Over Boy

Above is British actor Maxim Baldry showing off his talents, body and trail (dowloadable here).

Skinny tall blond short shorts favoured high jumping tan needer Aussie Ruler Tim English as near as I've found him topless which isn't at all.

Scraggly and mulleted Kiwi actor Jordan Mooney in low hanging leather trousers then gets naked from the rear (and its a nice one) in the series Westside.

And long put around me legged Lachlan Keeffe is a topless tight wearer (and an AFLer too).

Longer Hair Boy

British dancer with a I'm being pleasured look Callum Aylott fills in white and in blue. I'm not a fan of his buzz cut.

Stade Français naked in the shadows and rugby balls Mr May calendarist angelic ruggerer Clément Daguin shirtless with his brother (I'm assuming) Corentin Daguin plus being dirty with Jules Plisson, and Hugo Bonneval.

And Canadian singer Shawn Mendes likes to sun his armpit but not his face (and copies Callum's look).

One Size Too Small Boys

Above are British divers Jack Laugher and Chris Mears not doing the cover of Hard Swim Meat 4.

The American mostly soap (with such epic face making) actor Bryan Craig is a tad confused, licks his lips, looks over at you, smiles broadly, then climbs on to sink down but not really. Brian has attracted the attention of a cyborg.

And the toothy, naked cooking, beached, self raising, touchable and furry Raúl Ocampo is a Columbian actor whilst Spanish actor Rafael Cebrián has a sleepy shower.

Glassy Boy

Greenhouse Academy's muddy Dallas Hart topless whilst shouting, greyed, in the pool, with a beard, hairy and shaggy.

There is something cute about the way the tall and skinny Noah Centineo scrunches up his face in someone's bed in Good Trouble and in real life.

And a touch of (also an) American actor Emory Cohen's trail, there's an idea.