Jeremy
I have odd tastes...I admit it.
Is Jeremy Renner an odd taste or not? In case you are wondering he has been on Angel, CSI tos, and was in the Pink video 'trouble'.
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Strip David strip
Here's my fav bit of totty on Living TV's Strip Search [caps by Baton]
David posing looking cute.
David looking stoned.
David from below.
David looking camp.
David assumes the position.
David trying to pull.
David mid act (what act is up to your dirty minds)
David being eyed up.
David showing off.
David mastering the finer points of running a tap (not the greatest mind, bless)
Here's my fav bit of totty on Living TV's Strip Search [caps by Baton]
David posing looking cute.
David looking stoned.
David from below.
David looking camp.
David assumes the position.
David trying to pull.
David mid act (what act is up to your dirty minds)
David being eyed up.
David showing off.
David mastering the finer points of running a tap (not the greatest mind, bless)
Public announcement
If you happen to be in Chalfont St Giles there is a very cute chappy working on the cigarette counter in Budgens.
If you happen to be in Chalfont St Giles there is a very cute chappy working on the cigarette counter in Budgens.
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Home and shag Seb
Well it's happened.
Chris was asked by Seb if he had ever wanted to kiss anyone and Chris moved forward towards Seb who looked all shocked. According to Sky's TV summary thingy Chris runs away.
This is fiction on Home and Away by the way but shows how inept straight people are at dealing with the gay issue.
Homsexuals on TV usually fit into four classes:
a) The camp funny gay.
b) The predatory gay.
c) The confused kid who turns out to be straight really.
d) The annoying out and so proud people want to kill him gay that p*sses everyone off.
The reactions to gays is predictable too. As Mrs Gamblin put it and I'm going to nick it 'top marks for Irene's "shock horror" response to the thought of a queer lad being in Nick's bedroom, complete with doom and gloom music. Tastefully done, H&A'.
This really, really p*sses me off. No not because I'm some sort of gay liberation type chap but because this sort of dross makes gay kids think what they are is wrong and people will be repulsed by them.
It's a shame that a soap that has dealt with rape, child abuse, drink problems, cancer, murder and Ben Unwin's vanishing hairline can't deal with a kid who is gay.
Well it's happened.
Chris was asked by Seb if he had ever wanted to kiss anyone and Chris moved forward towards Seb who looked all shocked. According to Sky's TV summary thingy Chris runs away.
This is fiction on Home and Away by the way but shows how inept straight people are at dealing with the gay issue.
Homsexuals on TV usually fit into four classes:
a) The camp funny gay.
b) The predatory gay.
c) The confused kid who turns out to be straight really.
d) The annoying out and so proud people want to kill him gay that p*sses everyone off.
The reactions to gays is predictable too. As Mrs Gamblin put it and I'm going to nick it 'top marks for Irene's "shock horror" response to the thought of a queer lad being in Nick's bedroom, complete with doom and gloom music. Tastefully done, H&A'.
This really, really p*sses me off. No not because I'm some sort of gay liberation type chap but because this sort of dross makes gay kids think what they are is wrong and people will be repulsed by them.
It's a shame that a soap that has dealt with rape, child abuse, drink problems, cancer, murder and Ben Unwin's vanishing hairline can't deal with a kid who is gay.
Jumping totty
British long jumping totty Chris Tomlinson looking all butch. (OK I couldn't think of anything else).
Oh and here's Eric Balfour who I assume can jump...why he would is another matter.
British long jumping totty Chris Tomlinson looking all butch. (OK I couldn't think of anything else).
Oh and here's Eric Balfour who I assume can jump...why he would is another matter.
AFL totty
Arguably the sport with the cutest totty is Australian rules football (which like the American version of football rarely involves feet).
I've posted a number of examples of this tottyfilledness but here's some more.
Simon Black of the Brisbane Lions is cute, in those uniforms that are really designed to show the totty in all it's glory.
Brisbane also sports Jason Gram Tom Logan, Michael Rischitelli and Luke Power. Llane Spaanderman will add to the numbers when he stops looking 12.
Hawthorn has regained Trent Croad who they shouldn't have lost and took his revenge on Fremantle.
Arguably the sport with the cutest totty is Australian rules football (which like the American version of football rarely involves feet).
I've posted a number of examples of this tottyfilledness but here's some more.
Simon Black of the Brisbane Lions is cute, in those uniforms that are really designed to show the totty in all it's glory.
Brisbane also sports Jason Gram Tom Logan, Michael Rischitelli and Luke Power. Llane Spaanderman will add to the numbers when he stops looking 12.
Hawthorn has regained Trent Croad who they shouldn't have lost and took his revenge on Fremantle.
Float my boat
We may not win the actual race but Oxford's boat race totty is yet again better than that smeggy cold place on a marsh. Here's the cute Peter Reed against something called Steffen Buschbacher.
We may not win the actual race but Oxford's boat race totty is yet again better than that smeggy cold place on a marsh. Here's the cute Peter Reed against something called Steffen Buschbacher.
Monday, March 22, 2004
Non toxic
As this has come up in various things today here's a little fact for straight people.
If you are gay (or bi) you don't jump on any man you see wanting to shag him through the nearest hedge (or railings if you are in the city).
A lot of you straight men are (and I'm sorry to say this but it's true) as ugly as sin. Finding men sexually attractive doesn't make you blind. Even if you are cute you may not be the 'right type' or simply be so much of a prat that we would rather sleep with John Prescott [borrowings from] than you.
But finally what must be the real killer fact for you it's not you butch males that women are attracted to but homosexual men.
As this has come up in various things today here's a little fact for straight people.
If you are gay (or bi) you don't jump on any man you see wanting to shag him through the nearest hedge (or railings if you are in the city).
A lot of you straight men are (and I'm sorry to say this but it's true) as ugly as sin. Finding men sexually attractive doesn't make you blind. Even if you are cute you may not be the 'right type' or simply be so much of a prat that we would rather sleep with John Prescott [borrowings from] than you.
But finally what must be the real killer fact for you it's not you butch males that women are attracted to but homosexual men.
I want candy (and totty)
Should totty be hairy like Stuart Manning? Umm?
Should totty be all smooth like Justin Spring?
Should totty be camp butch like Duncan James?
Or should it shock you by suddenly becoming cute like Tim Draxl?
Should totty be hairy like Stuart Manning? Umm?
Should totty be all smooth like Justin Spring?
Should totty be camp butch like Duncan James?
Or should it shock you by suddenly becoming cute like Tim Draxl?
Fedor Andreev
Canada's medal winning skating totty Fedor Andreev looks like skaters should look thin and cute. To put it crudely you wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating crisps.
Canada's medal winning skating totty Fedor Andreev looks like skaters should look thin and cute. To put it crudely you wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating crisps.
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Dean Sheremet
Dean is a dancer cum pretty thing on celeb's arm at events.
He also looks like this which can't be the biggest negative in LA. though I wonder how many Dean types (ie cute and well cute and....not much else) are wandering around (looking cute) with little or no chance of becoming something.
Dean has also done MTV Undressed (looking cute) which tends to imply he's not that high up the ladder.
While you ponder that stare at Simon Thomas' behind or Duncan James looking all moody.
Dean is a dancer cum pretty thing on celeb's arm at events.
He also looks like this which can't be the biggest negative in LA. though I wonder how many Dean types (ie cute and well cute and....not much else) are wandering around (looking cute) with little or no chance of becoming something.
Dean has also done MTV Undressed (looking cute) which tends to imply he's not that high up the ladder.
While you ponder that stare at Simon Thomas' behind or Duncan James looking all moody.
Our first contribution
Ben Cousins
[I have had a few pictures sent to me but I was asked to post this]
Ben Cousins
[I have had a few pictures sent to me but I was asked to post this]
Isn't it just bloody typical?
You find a really cute Aussie Rules player with the must have had the p*ss taken out of him at school Brett Doswell and you can only find this other picture of him.
Bill pulls his best Benjamin Mckenzie lost and hurt look (OK that's all Ben can do but he is cute).
You find a really cute Aussie Rules player with the must have had the p*ss taken out of him at school Brett Doswell and you can only find this other picture of him.
Bill pulls his best Benjamin Mckenzie lost and hurt look (OK that's all Ben can do but he is cute).
Random totty
Sporty running types from the US Chris Lukezic, Mike Dickson, Tyler Campbell, and Adam Vogt and again
Sporty running types from the US Chris Lukezic, Mike Dickson, Tyler Campbell, and Adam Vogt and again
Saturday, March 20, 2004
Home and a gay
OK it's a tragic title but I am having my monthly 'can't be bothered' day today (which is why I'm not out drinking).
Now Home and Away has recently replaced Neighbours as quality totty Australian soap.
It does have it's advantages being set in Summer Bay which is actually Palm Beach north of Sydney (though Mona Vale has better beaches) which is a tad warmer than Melbourne. It hasn't always been this way. Neighbours has gone from Jansen Spencer, Jesse Spencer, Jonathan Dutton, Andrew Bibby and Dan Paris to Blair McDoughnut, his plumpness something Harvey (see the impression he's made) and Jay I forget his surname.
Home and Away has Kip Gamblin (yes dear), Chris Egan, Mitch Firth, Beau Brady, Danny Raco, and now Rian McLean who those who have been ill recently or students will know was in the odd Round the Twist (which featured Tim's crush Brook Sykes).
Rian plays Christopher Ross who has magically (as they do in soaps) gone from 10 to 16 in a year and is gay...yes gay.
Now one might hope for a good storyline with pathos and subtle investigation of the issues around teenagers being gay...nahhh Rian has been told to act camp (not hard for him...see Round the Twist) and to make rather lame passes as Chris and Mitch (mainly Mitch) while they stand shirtless in front of him (Mitch wants to join in too) and later to get shirtless himself.
I bet what we get is an inept attempt to pull Mitch followed by loads of angst then a happyish ending with Rian's character disappearing faster than David Sneddon's career.
OK it's a tragic title but I am having my monthly 'can't be bothered' day today (which is why I'm not out drinking).
Now Home and Away has recently replaced Neighbours as quality totty Australian soap.
It does have it's advantages being set in Summer Bay which is actually Palm Beach north of Sydney (though Mona Vale has better beaches) which is a tad warmer than Melbourne. It hasn't always been this way. Neighbours has gone from Jansen Spencer, Jesse Spencer, Jonathan Dutton, Andrew Bibby and Dan Paris to Blair McDoughnut, his plumpness something Harvey (see the impression he's made) and Jay I forget his surname.
Home and Away has Kip Gamblin (yes dear), Chris Egan, Mitch Firth, Beau Brady, Danny Raco, and now Rian McLean who those who have been ill recently or students will know was in the odd Round the Twist (which featured Tim's crush Brook Sykes).
Rian plays Christopher Ross who has magically (as they do in soaps) gone from 10 to 16 in a year and is gay...yes gay.
Now one might hope for a good storyline with pathos and subtle investigation of the issues around teenagers being gay...nahhh Rian has been told to act camp (not hard for him...see Round the Twist) and to make rather lame passes as Chris and Mitch (mainly Mitch) while they stand shirtless in front of him (Mitch wants to join in too) and later to get shirtless himself.
I bet what we get is an inept attempt to pull Mitch followed by loads of angst then a happyish ending with Rian's character disappearing faster than David Sneddon's career.
Friday, March 19, 2004
Oh god no please no
James Napier is going to do Power Rangers.
Someone who looks like this and this can't do crap TV (well he was in the Tribe so really, really, really crap TV).
If though he wants to keep dressing up as Tarzan and wander around in loincloths that is to be encouraged . In fact I'll see if that is a canoe in his pocket (OK loincloths don't have them but work with me) or if he is having a natural reaction to seeing Bill.
Borrowings from the James Napier Fanclub
James Napier is going to do Power Rangers.
Someone who looks like this and this can't do crap TV (well he was in the Tribe so really, really, really crap TV).
If though he wants to keep dressing up as Tarzan and wander around in loincloths that is to be encouraged . In fact I'll see if that is a canoe in his pocket (OK loincloths don't have them but work with me) or if he is having a natural reaction to seeing Bill.
Borrowings from the James Napier Fanclub
The weather's fine but there may be a meteor shower
I just wanted to use that ELO lyric and guess what I can...he he he
Andrew Walker no not Mr Kids sitcom but an AFL player who is cute too(on left).
Jake Gycanyouspellthathaal posing or may be he just walks like that.
Zane Holmes who has imho the perfect build (or the one I like).
People search 'Tim Draxl gay' and get here. Do they know something I don't...I'll make a list.
Justin Blumfield...what are blums and why put them in a field?
Hey James Davies want to do an impression of a deer in the headlights? No because Bill uploaded the wrong picture. I wonder who might be the subject of 'jqyllenhaal.jpg'. This is the right one (though will probably be of Howard 'Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhh' Dean).
There go my plans for a sensible post.
I just wanted to use that ELO lyric and guess what I can...he he he
Andrew Walker no not Mr Kids sitcom but an AFL player who is cute too(on left).
Jake Gycanyouspellthathaal posing or may be he just walks like that.
Zane Holmes who has imho the perfect build (or the one I like).
People search 'Tim Draxl gay' and get here. Do they know something I don't...I'll make a list.
Justin Blumfield...what are blums and why put them in a field?
Hey James Davies want to do an impression of a deer in the headlights? No because Bill uploaded the wrong picture. I wonder who might be the subject of 'jqyllenhaal.jpg'. This is the right one (though will probably be of Howard 'Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhh' Dean).
There go my plans for a sensible post.
Thursday, March 18, 2004
4.8 tonnes of Special K
As I watched a mate of mine eat their sixth special K bar I realised (apart from needing new mates) that often if we think something is good for us we have a lot more of it than things we think are bad for us. Are 20 Marlboro Lights safer than 10 Camels (which are better to sell wives )? Is that party pack of 400mg ibuprofen tablets really better than paracetamol (30,000 hospital admissions for poisoning by paracetamol and circa 100 deaths each year)?
Public service announcement over.
Do I post too many gymnasts? Probably but here's Chris Higgins (who isn't really God's gift but I love the expression on his face), Wes Aderhold (who is eighteen and no he doesn't look it), Wes Haagensen (who doesn't make icecream), and it's probably just me but look at this...thinking Lord of the Rings? No? OK it is just me.
Too many AFL players? Bahh. Marcus Baldwin looking all naughty college boy, James Davies ready for jokes about big balls and the Fremantle players after a night with me.
Too many rugby players? Not want to see Simon Taylor shirtless?
And now the (more) silly picture Simon Thomas (our favorite naught vicar's son who generates more than a little speculation).
As I watched a mate of mine eat their sixth special K bar I realised (apart from needing new mates) that often if we think something is good for us we have a lot more of it than things we think are bad for us. Are 20 Marlboro Lights safer than 10 Camels (which are better to sell wives )? Is that party pack of 400mg ibuprofen tablets really better than paracetamol (30,000 hospital admissions for poisoning by paracetamol and circa 100 deaths each year)?
Public service announcement over.
Do I post too many gymnasts? Probably but here's Chris Higgins (who isn't really God's gift but I love the expression on his face), Wes Aderhold (who is eighteen and no he doesn't look it), Wes Haagensen (who doesn't make icecream), and it's probably just me but look at this...thinking Lord of the Rings? No? OK it is just me.
Too many AFL players? Bahh. Marcus Baldwin looking all naughty college boy, James Davies ready for jokes about big balls and the Fremantle players after a night with me.
Too many rugby players? Not want to see Simon Taylor shirtless?
And now the (more) silly picture Simon Thomas (our favorite naught vicar's son who generates more than a little speculation).
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
This side of the pond
Here's a few examples of British gymnastic tottiness.
David Eaton
Danny Lawrence
Barrie (was Barry too common?) Collie
Here's a few examples of British gymnastic tottiness.
David Eaton
Danny Lawrence
Barrie (was Barry too common?) Collie
How shocking
No not how biased the BBC are, not how much of a liar the immigration minister is, not even that George W is looking like he is cleverer than John Kerry but yet again Phixx are shirtless...
One day I'll find a picture of them with shirts on.
No not how biased the BBC are, not how much of a liar the immigration minister is, not even that George W is looking like he is cleverer than John Kerry but yet again Phixx are shirtless...
One day I'll find a picture of them with shirts on.
Take me to the river
We are a month an a half away from May Day (or allegedly clever Oxford students jump into a shallow rubbish filled river day). But people make mistakes.
Mart West is now a soap star but he used to do this which is probably as naughty as it looks.
Scott Caan (with a girl...ohhh bless we are so fooled Scott) and Paul Walker pose on a beach. Mistake? Timeline, Meet the Deebles (I think that's what it was called) ...and more or less every film Paul and Scott have been in.
Marc Crumpton was famous (sorta) once. His mistake? No idea but looking like this
it can't have been lacking tottiness.
Robbie Ginepri didn't do too well in his last few matches.
Then we have the successes for no real reason.
Blair McDonough...nut who can't really act but has a part on Neighbours.
Scrumdown which is a good site but needs a BLOODY INDEX or SEARCH FUNCTION. Where are my pills?
Finally Mrs Anton Dietzen better know how lucky she is to wake up next to this, while Bill can't rub baby oil all over this and this. [again thanks to Val of Dreamcaps for those]
We are a month an a half away from May Day (or allegedly clever Oxford students jump into a shallow rubbish filled river day). But people make mistakes.
Mart West is now a soap star but he used to do this which is probably as naughty as it looks.
Scott Caan (with a girl...ohhh bless we are so fooled Scott) and Paul Walker pose on a beach. Mistake? Timeline, Meet the Deebles (I think that's what it was called) ...and more or less every film Paul and Scott have been in.
Marc Crumpton was famous (sorta) once. His mistake? No idea but looking like this
it can't have been lacking tottiness.
Robbie Ginepri didn't do too well in his last few matches.
Then we have the successes for no real reason.
Blair McDonough...nut who can't really act but has a part on Neighbours.
Scrumdown which is a good site but needs a BLOODY INDEX or SEARCH FUNCTION. Where are my pills?
Finally Mrs Anton Dietzen better know how lucky she is to wake up next to this, while Bill can't rub baby oil all over this and this. [again thanks to Val of Dreamcaps for those]
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Fountains of Wayne
For someone who isn't the greatest rugby fan I'm posting rather a lot of pictures of rugby players. Ben Cohen, Michael Witt, Darren Lockyer, Jono West to name a few (or the one's I can find quickly on my File Manager).
Well adding to the collection (well actually this is a bit of a repeat) is Wayne Godwin who seems to have a habit of posing naked for pictures.
He was also on the Salon in varying positions of shirtless and nudity.
Here
Here
Here
Though he's not the only one on the Salon who gets naked.
Here
Here.
And in case you are interested Fountains of Wayne are a spiffing beat combo from New York City.
For someone who isn't the greatest rugby fan I'm posting rather a lot of pictures of rugby players. Ben Cohen, Michael Witt, Darren Lockyer, Jono West to name a few (or the one's I can find quickly on my File Manager).
Well adding to the collection (well actually this is a bit of a repeat) is Wayne Godwin who seems to have a habit of posing naked for pictures.
He was also on the Salon in varying positions of shirtless and nudity.
Here
Here
Here
Though he's not the only one on the Salon who gets naked.
Here
Here.
And in case you are interested Fountains of Wayne are a spiffing beat combo from New York City.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
I've always thought that sounds kinky (and give yourself a gold star if you know where the quote comes from).
I just thought I'd share that...
Because I can
Here's a link to Ged's website and arguably the most prosaic blog ever.
Replace 'I went to the pub which was nice where I saw Jim' with 'After planning the invasion of Poland I wandered thro' each charter'd street, near where the charter'd Thames does flow and entered a den of inequity where I saw chained to a pillar...'
Here's a link to Ged's website and arguably the most prosaic blog ever.
Replace 'I went to the pub which was nice where I saw Jim' with 'After planning the invasion of Poland I wandered thro' each charter'd street, near where the charter'd Thames does flow and entered a den of inequity where I saw chained to a pillar...'
Monday, March 15, 2004
Well I never
It's odd what random button pressing on one's remote (or more truthfully my inepitude at remembering channel numbers) gets you. Today I got Cavegirl (which I have described below somewhere) which reminded me how cute Harry Capehorn is and (and it's probably my odd tastes) but how cute TJ Sorrell is.
It looks like one of the Phixx boys is yet again shirtless. Well it is the cutest Nick so we'll let him off. I so hope that they actually get some better material as Love Revolution is simply rubbish. If they really want sales they could do an Eric Mabuis and have it as an MPEG on their CD single.
Wasn't that version of Scottish history last night a waste of time? I videoed it thinking it might be vaguely historically accurate. It wasn't. Well acted. It wasn't. Paul Nicholls would get his kit off. He didn't.
The next one is on James I/IV the bisexual, water/cold metal phobic, anti-smoking, mother hater. Should be interesting and Michael Fassbender playing Guy Fawkes is very cute.
It's odd what random button pressing on one's remote (or more truthfully my inepitude at remembering channel numbers) gets you. Today I got Cavegirl (which I have described below somewhere) which reminded me how cute Harry Capehorn is and (and it's probably my odd tastes) but how cute TJ Sorrell is.
It looks like one of the Phixx boys is yet again shirtless. Well it is the cutest Nick so we'll let him off. I so hope that they actually get some better material as Love Revolution is simply rubbish. If they really want sales they could do an Eric Mabuis and have it as an MPEG on their CD single.
Wasn't that version of Scottish history last night a waste of time? I videoed it thinking it might be vaguely historically accurate. It wasn't. Well acted. It wasn't. Paul Nicholls would get his kit off. He didn't.
The next one is on James I/IV the bisexual, water/cold metal phobic, anti-smoking, mother hater. Should be interesting and Michael Fassbender playing Guy Fawkes is very cute.
Friday, March 12, 2004
Sporty (and the meaning of totty)
Michael Witt is an Australian rugby player and is apparently very good...never watch rugby in this country let alone in Australia...well they have Aussie Rules and players like Mark Coughlan and Ben Cousins which appeals more...sorry.
Then there is Tommy Rowlands who must be related to Matt Shrivington and won some wrestling thingy (is a having third leg cheating?).
And Jacob Young for no reason whatsoever.
Totty is a group noun for attractive men and/or women.
Michael Witt is an Australian rugby player and is apparently very good...never watch rugby in this country let alone in Australia...well they have Aussie Rules and players like Mark Coughlan and Ben Cousins which appeals more...sorry.
Then there is Tommy Rowlands who must be related to Matt Shrivington and won some wrestling thingy (is a having third leg cheating?).
And Jacob Young for no reason whatsoever.
Totty is a group noun for attractive men and/or women.
Thursday, March 11, 2004
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Odd
Well apart from walking into cute Canadian Matt at least once a week (I might one day talk to him) and being a tad disappointed about the tottiness of the staff in the Cornmarket Starbucks I've noticed not much and really am just trying to make this post not just a list of pictures but if you are called Matt...no I will talk to him but I bet you he's straighter than a very straight thing.
Anyhows here's David Spriggs:
Here
Here
and Duncan James of Blue who must be the cleverest member of Blue (OK that's not hard).
Well apart from walking into cute Canadian Matt at least once a week (I might one day talk to him) and being a tad disappointed about the tottiness of the staff in the Cornmarket Starbucks I've noticed not much and really am just trying to make this post not just a list of pictures but if you are called Matt...no I will talk to him but I bet you he's straighter than a very straight thing.
Anyhows here's David Spriggs:
Here
Here
and Duncan James of Blue who must be the cleverest member of Blue (OK that's not hard).
Simply scary
Swimmers wearing speedos used to be a good thing until those speedos started looking like this and this.
They even make Thomas Rupprath (bilber=photos (aren't I helpful)) look bad...
Swimmers wearing speedos used to be a good thing until those speedos started looking like this and this.
They even make Thomas Rupprath (bilber=photos (aren't I helpful)) look bad...
Wobble
I do so love it when other people do all the work.
Well Lost in the Attic has updated it's Leeches caps yet another David DeCoteau epic.
I do so love it when other people do all the work.
Well Lost in the Attic has updated it's Leeches caps yet another David DeCoteau epic.
Sunday, March 07, 2004
Leave the kid alone
Bigots come in all shapes and sizes and can outwardly be cute. Also people can say things not understanding the effect it has.
Brandon Henschel was/is a dancer for Britney Spears and has had bit parts in a few films and TV shows.
Sadly young Brandon seems to have some rather odd views.
On his forum under a thread he started called 'Am I gay?' he writes 'First of all, you all are quite aware of the fact that I follow Christ. So how can I be gay, if that is not in accordance with the Scriptures. ' amongst other things.
Now you may disagree with Brandon's statements on the matter but he doesn't really understand why people are reacting in the way they are. He's a young man with rather undeveloped views and I'm sure in a few more years he'll be a much more rounded chap. Let's not follow some of the posters on the forum and become attack dogs.
If you want proff of how confused his religious views are this moral chap has also posed naked for AnF which I'm sure is a tad naughty religiously.
Bigots come in all shapes and sizes and can outwardly be cute. Also people can say things not understanding the effect it has.
Brandon Henschel was/is a dancer for Britney Spears and has had bit parts in a few films and TV shows.
Sadly young Brandon seems to have some rather odd views.
On his forum under a thread he started called 'Am I gay?' he writes 'First of all, you all are quite aware of the fact that I follow Christ. So how can I be gay, if that is not in accordance with the Scriptures. ' amongst other things.
Now you may disagree with Brandon's statements on the matter but he doesn't really understand why people are reacting in the way they are. He's a young man with rather undeveloped views and I'm sure in a few more years he'll be a much more rounded chap. Let's not follow some of the posters on the forum and become attack dogs.
If you want proff of how confused his religious views are this moral chap has also posed naked for AnF which I'm sure is a tad naughty religiously.
You &*$%ing $%% *&£$ ^&*^&
Well the net is for odd people (whoever said 'like you' is going to have to listen (yes listen only...no mostly naked boyband wantabees) to the new Phixx song).
Celebs swearing...yes there is a website containing MP3s of 'celebs' swearing.
Well the net is for odd people (whoever said 'like you' is going to have to listen (yes listen only...no mostly naked boyband wantabees) to the new Phixx song).
Celebs swearing...yes there is a website containing MP3s of 'celebs' swearing.
Devil's haircut
There I go showing my age again but like the annoying prat who signs off just before you can fully download something on KaZaA (346258k of 354182k) or the website that puts it's tag on other people's caps you sometimes find totty in the oddest places (and I had a 'thing' for Beck, sad I know).
Examples you cry (as if). Take Glen Meadows (yes I'm still using that gag) who is in the so crap it's crap film Delta Delta Die. Now Glen is cute and has done pretty naff porn (danger link to naughty stuff) but he still looks good.
Larry Sullivan looks good too but has avoided being in anything good too.
Now I know you won't have heard of David Kopp unless you like cycling but he does look good in all that lycra but the prizes you get for winning a race are a tad cheap.
There I go showing my age again but like the annoying prat who signs off just before you can fully download something on KaZaA (346258k of 354182k) or the website that puts it's tag on other people's caps you sometimes find totty in the oddest places (and I had a 'thing' for Beck, sad I know).
Examples you cry (as if). Take Glen Meadows (yes I'm still using that gag) who is in the so crap it's crap film Delta Delta Die. Now Glen is cute and has done pretty naff porn (danger link to naughty stuff) but he still looks good.
Larry Sullivan looks good too but has avoided being in anything good too.
Now I know you won't have heard of David Kopp unless you like cycling but he does look good in all that lycra but the prizes you get for winning a race are a tad cheap.
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Yet again
Some more pictures of totty that brings people here (must get visitors...so important...ohhh...ohhh...not).
Wade Robson of knowing Justin Timberlake fame (picture found by the cutest chap on FM (who oh so typically they have 'cautioned' ohh the power)).
Jon West (of Australian rugby fame).
Phixx are shockingly shirtless again (no really).
And finally here's Jensen Ackles who has dissappeared off TV...*unhappy face*
Some more pictures of totty that brings people here (must get visitors...so important...ohhh...ohhh...not).
Wade Robson of knowing Justin Timberlake fame (picture found by the cutest chap on FM (who oh so typically they have 'cautioned' ohh the power)).
Jon West (of Australian rugby fame).
Phixx are shockingly shirtless again (no really).
And finally here's Jensen Ackles who has dissappeared off TV...*unhappy face*
Me and blonds
Kyle Searles has been on Seventh Heaven and Malcolm in the Middle and he's cute and blond (which is good enough for Bill).
Kyle Searles has been on Seventh Heaven and Malcolm in the Middle and he's cute and blond (which is good enough for Bill).
Monday, March 01, 2004
30,730
Number of page views is 30,730.
Number of visits is 8,748.
Number of comments 9.
Could we up the comment score?
Bill would like to say hi to all the readers from the University of Idaho (no I'm not spying on you it's just your domain name figures quite highly on users and it gives Bill a chance to...) and if you know a blond postgrad called Tim (I can't be too blatant) who has been to Oxford I recommend getting to know him ;)
Number of page views is 30,730.
Number of visits is 8,748.
Number of comments 9.
Could we up the comment score?
Bill would like to say hi to all the readers from the University of Idaho (no I'm not spying on you it's just your domain name figures quite highly on users and it gives Bill a chance to...) and if you know a blond postgrad called Tim (I can't be too blatant) who has been to Oxford I recommend getting to know him ;)
Oh Micky your so...
Boybands are the bane of the red blooded male. Not only is there always one who you want to be naughty with but they do tend to appear shirtless every so often. Fortunately you do get the Blazin' Squads of the world who are all ugly to create a balance (awaits hate male).
All boybands do have talent just not always what they suspect.
Take Natural you can have them shirtless or looking like 70s porn stars but they do have Michael Johnson and now Bill would like to have Michael Johnson (round for tea and cake...sound likely?)
But I really should go to the right beaches in Florida because it seems to be the natural (ba boom) habitat of the rare animal Nosuccessus Boybandis.
Now for the maths. Boyband+few sales+modern record companies=boyband-clothes.
Boybands are the bane of the red blooded male. Not only is there always one who you want to be naughty with but they do tend to appear shirtless every so often. Fortunately you do get the Blazin' Squads of the world who are all ugly to create a balance (awaits hate male).
All boybands do have talent just not always what they suspect.
Take Natural you can have them shirtless or looking like 70s porn stars but they do have Michael Johnson and now Bill would like to have Michael Johnson (round for tea and cake...sound likely?)
But I really should go to the right beaches in Florida because it seems to be the natural (ba boom) habitat of the rare animal Nosuccessus Boybandis.
Now for the maths. Boyband+few sales+modern record companies=boyband-clothes.
Oh the naughtiness
Say you are a gay porn star and you want to represent your country in the Olympics (something I'm sure we all think about, not) wouldn't it be totally pantic if you got on the team and got chucked off because you did porn.
Well it has happened to Hungarian Szabo Gergo AKA Sergio Foster.
It's not as if it hasn't happened before.
Read more here.
Say you are a gay porn star and you want to represent your country in the Olympics (something I'm sure we all think about, not) wouldn't it be totally pantic if you got on the team and got chucked off because you did porn.
Well it has happened to Hungarian Szabo Gergo AKA Sergio Foster.
It's not as if it hasn't happened before.
Read more here.
Sunday, February 29, 2004
Missing links
I have tried (bar a few Blair bashes) not to be too political. Now I'm going to break the rule for a good reason.
The BNP (or Bigotted Nasties Party) is as Tom on the first linkage reminds us are standing in 'both local and European elections coming up this year'.
Now I'm not a great fan of Searchlight (who think freedoms should only apply to people they like) or the thugs in the Anti Nazi League (who only serve to make the BNP look like victims) mainly because they don't deal with the root problem.
The BNP like any fascists rely heavily on lies (or as Roger (not Nick) Griffin of Brookes would have it 'myths').
The truth though is clear:
1) The BNP leadership (local and national) are convicted criminals.
2) The BNP attracts some real class people like a man who raped two children and David Copeland who nail bombed Brixton, Soho, and Brick Lane murdering a pregnant (white) woman and her unborn child.
3) The BNP leader Nick Griffin is both a convicted criminal and the friend of a convicted terrorist.
If you want to really stop the BNP getting votes don't shout, don't rant, tackle them with facts (like the above) and if people still want to vote for criminals with links to terrorists then they aren't worth the effort.
I have tried (bar a few Blair bashes) not to be too political. Now I'm going to break the rule for a good reason.
The BNP (or Bigotted Nasties Party) is as Tom on the first linkage reminds us are standing in 'both local and European elections coming up this year'.
Now I'm not a great fan of Searchlight (who think freedoms should only apply to people they like) or the thugs in the Anti Nazi League (who only serve to make the BNP look like victims) mainly because they don't deal with the root problem.
The BNP like any fascists rely heavily on lies (or as Roger (not Nick) Griffin of Brookes would have it 'myths').
The truth though is clear:
1) The BNP leadership (local and national) are convicted criminals.
2) The BNP attracts some real class people like a man who raped two children and David Copeland who nail bombed Brixton, Soho, and Brick Lane murdering a pregnant (white) woman and her unborn child.
3) The BNP leader Nick Griffin is both a convicted criminal and the friend of a convicted terrorist.
If you want to really stop the BNP getting votes don't shout, don't rant, tackle them with facts (like the above) and if people still want to vote for criminals with links to terrorists then they aren't worth the effort.
Twinisity
It might be that you can have symetrical sex (nothing to do with another silly EU edict) or the ease of threesomes but twins have always been of interest to Bill (I'm told talking about myself in the third person is creepy...bahhh).
The classic twins are Keith and Derek Brewer who not only look like surfer boys but had a series of photos taken of themselves nude with implied incest (which due to the Twins being a tad anal about the pictures in the past you won't find here (google it young man)).
Here they are in a standard in pool in boardies shot.
Another one.
Now here's one for those with armpit fetishes.
And finally a Getty Image of thw twins promoting their 'book' (which the rest of us call a collection of pictures) and shock horror they get shirtless.
Also you have the gymnastic Hamm Twinns, who are Paul and Morgan.
Then there's the Gooch Twins (Not the ones in Peter Pan) who seemingly have vanished...sad when they look like this and this.
If you're into 4somes I'll reprise the Karshner Threesome (triplets) here, and here and here.
It might be that you can have symetrical sex (nothing to do with another silly EU edict) or the ease of threesomes but twins have always been of interest to Bill (I'm told talking about myself in the third person is creepy...bahhh).
The classic twins are Keith and Derek Brewer who not only look like surfer boys but had a series of photos taken of themselves nude with implied incest (which due to the Twins being a tad anal about the pictures in the past you won't find here (google it young man)).
Here they are in a standard in pool in boardies shot.
Another one.
Now here's one for those with armpit fetishes.
And finally a Getty Image of thw twins promoting their 'book' (which the rest of us call a collection of pictures) and shock horror they get shirtless.
Also you have the gymnastic Hamm Twinns, who are Paul and Morgan.
Then there's the Gooch Twins (Not the ones in Peter Pan) who seemingly have vanished...sad when they look like this and this.
If you're into 4somes I'll reprise the Karshner Threesome (triplets) here, and here and here.
Saturday, February 28, 2004
Sammy boy
Bill is having lustful thoughts about the model Sam Gough Yates and wondering if his body would look better than this covered in baby oil.
Bill is having lustful thoughts about the model Sam Gough Yates and wondering if his body would look better than this covered in baby oil.
Friday, February 27, 2004
Can't see it...
OK this is Bill being really nice and posting another (see below somewhere for others) Wade Robson shirtless picture (and it's a large one).
On a completely unrelated topic Bill quite likes Everclear
OK this is Bill being really nice and posting another (see below somewhere for others) Wade Robson shirtless picture (and it's a large one).
On a completely unrelated topic Bill quite likes Everclear
Looks like...
Would I be a cynic to think that Jarrod Batchelor ('Occupation: Investment' umm) only won Mr Gay UK because he looked like Lee Ryan (that great mind in Blue)?
Would I be a cynic to think that Jarrod Batchelor ('Occupation: Investment' umm) only won Mr Gay UK because he looked like Lee Ryan (that great mind in Blue)?
Linkage
Go prove how shallow you really are and study Low Culture. I'm sure Eastenders has a wonderful neo classical subplot with a touch of Kant and Shelley.
Feeling Despondent?
Go prove how shallow you really are and study Low Culture. I'm sure Eastenders has a wonderful neo classical subplot with a touch of Kant and Shelley.
Feeling Despondent?
Paddle totty
Brad Ludden is from Colorado so it won't shock you that he is a professional whitewater kayaker but also runs a camp for young adults with cancer. I'm not going to be cynical...I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it .
I'm more concerned that he looks like this.
Now what was that joke about canoes and pockets?
Brad Ludden is from Colorado so it won't shock you that he is a professional whitewater kayaker but also runs a camp for young adults with cancer. I'm not going to be cynical...I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it .
I'm more concerned that he looks like this.
Now what was that joke about canoes and pockets?
Women have no taste
I happened upon Three's a Crowd on BBC 2 (it followed the Simpsons so I'm not too sad).
It's another excuse for Claudia Winkleman to show how unable she is to do the job she's paid for (how do you spell nepotism?) but thats' not important. On it were two chaps trying to get a girl to pick them to stay in some London faceless apartment for the next episode. To do this they went on dates.
Today's choice was Finn who was very camp wimpish photographer but not too bad to look at (but what was going on with his eyebrows) and Alex a tennis coach who was very youknowwhatable but was a complete prat.
Depending how shallow you are either you could just go on looks and pick Alex or go on personality (oh yeah) and pick Finn.
The chapess picked sweet (in a prussic acid way) Finn.
Well that leaves Alex for Bill...
UPDATE Red Devil on the pants FM Forums has posted caps of Finn. I want Alex *throws toys* I want Alex.
I happened upon Three's a Crowd on BBC 2 (it followed the Simpsons so I'm not too sad).
It's another excuse for Claudia Winkleman to show how unable she is to do the job she's paid for (how do you spell nepotism?) but thats' not important. On it were two chaps trying to get a girl to pick them to stay in some London faceless apartment for the next episode. To do this they went on dates.
Today's choice was Finn who was very camp wimpish photographer but not too bad to look at (but what was going on with his eyebrows) and Alex a tennis coach who was very youknowwhatable but was a complete prat.
Depending how shallow you are either you could just go on looks and pick Alex or go on personality (oh yeah) and pick Finn.
The chapess picked sweet (in a prussic acid way) Finn.
Well that leaves Alex for Bill...
UPDATE Red Devil on the pants FM Forums has posted caps of Finn. I want Alex *throws toys* I want Alex.
Down under
Matt Shirvington, him of the truely epic third leg, has hurt his hamstring. Bless.
Michael Phelps didn't get to race the walking stereotype Ian Thorpe (Bill prefers Ian looking like this). Kiss and make up chaps.
Zane Holmes has opted for tragic haircut 2004. Zanipoos please behave.
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Bloggery
To add interest (and I can't be bothered to move some caps off my laptop) here's a new segment to Bill's rambles to thousands of faceless non comment making, rarely emailing people a link to a ramdom blog I have happened across for some reason.
Today's winner is [rolls drums...though hitting them would be better]:
bbCity.co.uk
To add interest (and I can't be bothered to move some caps off my laptop) here's a new segment to Bill's rambles to thousands of faceless non comment making, rarely emailing people a link to a ramdom blog I have happened across for some reason.
Today's winner is [rolls drums...though hitting them would be better]:
bbCity.co.uk
Bill get wet
I went swimming on Tuesday. Sadly Justin Huntley was not in the pool.
Nor was Jesse Spencer.
I went swimming on Tuesday. Sadly Justin Huntley was not in the pool.
Nor was Jesse Spencer.
No that I'm one for gossip...
But Jamie Luke of Hollyoaks 'fame' has been seen at Oxford Brooke's Gipsy Lane Campus studying...or so I'm told.
As I'm on Brookes will that chap there who thinks he is David Beckham and goes around wearing an Alice band realise how stupid he actually looks?
But Jamie Luke of Hollyoaks 'fame' has been seen at Oxford Brooke's Gipsy Lane Campus studying...or so I'm told.
As I'm on Brookes will that chap there who thinks he is David Beckham and goes around wearing an Alice band realise how stupid he actually looks?
Monday, February 23, 2004
Another ramble
You probably all want just a long list of pictures...well tough luck nerrr.
Tim Draxl (left) looks like Justin Timberlake when he has short hair. Here he is all shirtless and in speedos with Jesse Spencer equally only in speedos for you to judge for yourself with.
Talking about judges...that's the best I can do for a segway (if that's how you spell it) the Suffolk vicar's son who really isn't gay honest gov has a Welsh surname as does Matt Lloyd of Essedon AFL fame who is sadly married (well sadly for those who want his body not for him). On the same AFL team is Mark McVeigh who is presented (though the truth may be different) as the 'hard man' of the team' (catalogue poses don't help that image).
Onto images...will Steve Sandvoss stop posting shirtless pictures of himself on his website. It's hard...ummm...to keep up...ummm...where did I put that Carry On script?
You probably all want just a long list of pictures...well tough luck nerrr.
Tim Draxl (left) looks like Justin Timberlake when he has short hair. Here he is all shirtless and in speedos with Jesse Spencer equally only in speedos for you to judge for yourself with.
Talking about judges...that's the best I can do for a segway (if that's how you spell it) the Suffolk vicar's son who really isn't gay honest gov has a Welsh surname as does Matt Lloyd of Essedon AFL fame who is sadly married (well sadly for those who want his body not for him). On the same AFL team is Mark McVeigh who is presented (though the truth may be different) as the 'hard man' of the team' (catalogue poses don't help that image).
Onto images...will Steve Sandvoss stop posting shirtless pictures of himself on his website. It's hard...ummm...to keep up...ummm...where did I put that Carry On script?
Sunday, February 22, 2004
Evening
A few searches that got you here (and no I'm not spying on you as I can't and have a life well kinda sort of).
The mixed fetished:
ballet dancers speedo clad
The video they should have made:
phixx vampire sex
The further info needed:
perve matt from oxford
Wishful thinking?:
cavegirl in bed with harry capehorn
And yes I am bored.
A few searches that got you here (and no I'm not spying on you as I can't and have a life well kinda sort of).
The mixed fetished:
ballet dancers speedo clad
The video they should have made:
phixx vampire sex
The further info needed:
perve matt from oxford
Wishful thinking?:
cavegirl in bed with harry capehorn
And yes I am bored.
CSI's best episode
I nominate CSI TOS episode Let the Seller Beware.
Why?
Here's why?
Chris Payne Gilbert looked all rugged all the way through it (and was even in a neoprene body suit which must be someone's fetish (at least people with odd tastes Email Bill to thank he for his blog)).
Then you had George 'butch jock typecast chappy' Eads stripping (sadly he kept his jeans on).
Then we had the star totty of the show Taylor Handley.
Firstly they had him wearing a black shirt with a porn filter on the camera. Here, here, and here.
Then he got shirtless (and sadly out came the blue filter for the camera that CSI so likes).
Here
Here
Here
Here
And here.
PS you also get to see Eric Szmanda's feet which I'll cap if those interested in feet Email me.
I nominate CSI TOS episode Let the Seller Beware.
Why?
Here's why?
Chris Payne Gilbert looked all rugged all the way through it (and was even in a neoprene body suit which must be someone's fetish (at least people with odd tastes Email Bill to thank he for his blog)).
Then you had George 'butch jock typecast chappy' Eads stripping (sadly he kept his jeans on).
Then we had the star totty of the show Taylor Handley.
Firstly they had him wearing a black shirt with a porn filter on the camera. Here, here, and here.
Then he got shirtless (and sadly out came the blue filter for the camera that CSI so likes).
Here
Here
Here
Here
And here.
PS you also get to see Eric Szmanda's feet which I'll cap if those interested in feet Email me.
A ramble in the totty
There is nothing more annoying (bar your mother pointing out you are drunk when you aren't (ohh the scares)) than finding a picture of someone and not knowing who it is. Here's an example. This gymnast was at the 2003 World Champs. Now I'm sure you'll agree he's rather cute but no panting name...I'll have to put up with knowing these two are the Hamm twins.
Anyone who knows me knows I kinda like dumb blonds (OK yes that's Chaddles again but why take any effort) and even dumb brunettes (and yet another of Chris Evans) but when the plainly have a brain but act all Blazin Squad on you it's annoying. Kristian Digby the sort of poster boy for successful gay chaps in the UK media now hosts the most inane house hunting show on the planet (just look at the competition).
While we are on British totty. Henry Cavill really deserves better parts than the pap he's had. No it's not because he looks like this and this and this.
Henry could always do a scene with this Blog's third most popular bit of totty Steve Sandvoss. I've been playing with the lighting in these two pictures from his site (link below somewhere) so the look better Here and Here. Better? (don't have to answer because it might mean you have to use the scary comments...ohh I'm so scared...do you know who I did last summer?)
University of Michigan has totty. Shock horror. Brian Berends is very cute.
More totty vicar? You know vicar I was watching TV with the smalls and I saw your son Simon Thomas on Blue Peter looking rather odd. Now you progressives might think standing in a booth in San Francisco wearing odd shorts which show off your bits is acceptable but I don't. I was even more shocked when I saw Simon running around in some gym stuff that showed off his bellybutton and left little to the imagination down below...no horse noises Edna. You know he even shaves his armpits. He doesn't bat for the other team does he. No not Scotland Edna...
There is nothing more annoying (bar your mother pointing out you are drunk when you aren't (ohh the scares)) than finding a picture of someone and not knowing who it is. Here's an example. This gymnast was at the 2003 World Champs. Now I'm sure you'll agree he's rather cute but no panting name...I'll have to put up with knowing these two are the Hamm twins.
Anyone who knows me knows I kinda like dumb blonds (OK yes that's Chaddles again but why take any effort) and even dumb brunettes (and yet another of Chris Evans) but when the plainly have a brain but act all Blazin Squad on you it's annoying. Kristian Digby the sort of poster boy for successful gay chaps in the UK media now hosts the most inane house hunting show on the planet (just look at the competition).
While we are on British totty. Henry Cavill really deserves better parts than the pap he's had. No it's not because he looks like this and this and this.
Henry could always do a scene with this Blog's third most popular bit of totty Steve Sandvoss. I've been playing with the lighting in these two pictures from his site (link below somewhere) so the look better Here and Here. Better? (don't have to answer because it might mean you have to use the scary comments...ohh I'm so scared...do you know who I did last summer?)
University of Michigan has totty. Shock horror. Brian Berends is very cute.
More totty vicar? You know vicar I was watching TV with the smalls and I saw your son Simon Thomas on Blue Peter looking rather odd. Now you progressives might think standing in a booth in San Francisco wearing odd shorts which show off your bits is acceptable but I don't. I was even more shocked when I saw Simon running around in some gym stuff that showed off his bellybutton and left little to the imagination down below...no horse noises Edna. You know he even shaves his armpits. He doesn't bat for the other team does he. No not Scotland Edna...
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Can do...can't do
Sacha Artemev looks cute in his gym gear (and to some cuter than if he was all shirtless etc) he is though about 4 foot tall.
Greg Siff silly name, body to be sinful with (very sinful), but little acting ability.
Chadipoos just can't pull off moody, though I'm sure we all agree he does cute (with added vacantness) perfectly.
Ryan or Justin (they're twins) looks all butch but not cute.
Steven Fletcher (left) of Brookside 'fame' can fill up a gold posing pouch (very well indeed). Acting...well not unless the character has only one emotion...blond.
Sacha Artemev looks cute in his gym gear (and to some cuter than if he was all shirtless etc) he is though about 4 foot tall.
Greg Siff silly name, body to be sinful with (very sinful), but little acting ability.
Chadipoos just can't pull off moody, though I'm sure we all agree he does cute (with added vacantness) perfectly.
Ryan or Justin (they're twins) looks all butch but not cute.
Steven Fletcher (left) of Brookside 'fame' can fill up a gold posing pouch (very well indeed). Acting...well not unless the character has only one emotion...blond.
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Mused out
People's reactions to things are often the product of other stuff that is happening in their lives. Doubt that? We just try pulling a student just before finals. Trying to defend yourself from the products of this is silly as you can't change the root cause.
Why is this of interest? Well if you've been to university, are at uni or are even at school you'll know second term blues are a real pain in the behind.
The crimbo term is full of freshers partying, the drink filled crimbo build up and the novelty of newness. Term 2 as it's known to it's mates down at the clinic, is a dull time a bit like the morning after the party the night before when you have to clean up and ponder why out of all the people in the world you woke up next to the missing link.
So how do we cheer everyone up?
Well would a shirtless Beau Brady help?
Here
Here
Here.
People's reactions to things are often the product of other stuff that is happening in their lives. Doubt that? We just try pulling a student just before finals. Trying to defend yourself from the products of this is silly as you can't change the root cause.
Why is this of interest? Well if you've been to university, are at uni or are even at school you'll know second term blues are a real pain in the behind.
The crimbo term is full of freshers partying, the drink filled crimbo build up and the novelty of newness. Term 2 as it's known to it's mates down at the clinic, is a dull time a bit like the morning after the party the night before when you have to clean up and ponder why out of all the people in the world you woke up next to the missing link.
So how do we cheer everyone up?
Well would a shirtless Beau Brady help?
Here
Here
Here.
Monday, February 16, 2004
Hit 'em
Spankable Celeb guy's bottoms (well it takes all sorts and the caps are good).
Or Peter Francis-Macrae of St Neots, Cambridgeshire who is according to the Times 'Britain’s most prolific spammer'. Though I'm not advocating violence I'm a tad surprised someone hasn't hit young Peter (who really should be out chasing young chaps or chappesses not making himself a hate figure).
Spankable Celeb guy's bottoms (well it takes all sorts and the caps are good).
Or Peter Francis-Macrae of St Neots, Cambridgeshire who is according to the Times 'Britain’s most prolific spammer'. Though I'm not advocating violence I'm a tad surprised someone hasn't hit young Peter (who really should be out chasing young chaps or chappesses not making himself a hate figure).
Is it?
This could be a picture of Michael Pitt naked showing his bits. Bill isn't sure.
So taking the above on board and noting it shows a man's bits make your own mind up here.
This could be a picture of Michael Pitt naked showing his bits. Bill isn't sure.
So taking the above on board and noting it shows a man's bits make your own mind up here.
How odd
You may have trouble accessing some picture as Netscape is going all Buckinghamshire Chilterns Universityed up on me.
To solve it refresh it a few times and the pic should load (though it can take time). They do exist I promise and they're not John Kerry's mistress so I'm not hiding them.
You may have trouble accessing some picture as Netscape is going all Buckinghamshire Chilterns Universityed up on me.
To solve it refresh it a few times and the pic should load (though it can take time). They do exist I promise and they're not John Kerry's mistress so I'm not hiding them.
Lee
There are some people who are cute and some who are pretty but rarely both.
One such rarity it Lee Williams.
He looks good in bed, when he is over lit, when he's naked in a bath, and doing something odd with Q tips.
There are some people who are cute and some who are pretty but rarely both.
One such rarity it Lee Williams.
He looks good in bed, when he is over lit, when he's naked in a bath, and doing something odd with Q tips.
Past blasting
Back in the mists of time just after the ice sheet had retreated and chromosome man was setting themselves up as blazon Squad, Bill, then all young and such (not that I'm old now), was watching some pants music show and there in front of him was Craig Young of Deuce.
Now I'm a little partial to blonds and Craig was all dressed up in this tight silvery top...[entertain yourselves for a bit]...[OK I'm back] .
Anyhow back to the totty here's Ethan Embry only in a towel.
Back in the mists of time just after the ice sheet had retreated and chromosome man was setting themselves up as blazon Squad, Bill, then all young and such (not that I'm old now), was watching some pants music show and there in front of him was Craig Young of Deuce.
Now I'm a little partial to blonds and Craig was all dressed up in this tight silvery top...[entertain yourselves for a bit]...[OK I'm back] .
Anyhow back to the totty here's Ethan Embry only in a towel.
In your dreams
The Dreamers is a pants film.
Sorry it is and Michael Pitt and Louis Garrel being shirtless more or less the whole way through can't change that.
So save your money and just look at this.
The Dreamers is a pants film.
Sorry it is and Michael Pitt and Louis Garrel being shirtless more or less the whole way through can't change that.
So save your money and just look at this.
Chadipoos
I've been accused of being shallow over totty but I'm not the only one *stares*.
Just look at Chad Michael Murray (you can stop looking now).He has the acting ability of a boiled herring, yet he's cast in show after show. Why other than he looks very good without anything on?
So look at this.
Thinking 'What a good actor?'?
Now here's Chaddles covering his modesty (that means naked to those from Essex) with a basket ball.
Pondering the Freudian significance of using a basketball or hoping it'd deflate?
Here's Chadipoos naked but they're only shooting from the waist up.
Rushing to become a WB cameraman?
Here's Chadski with James Lafferty (who Bill thinks is cuter) all shirtless.
Thinking of a way to put 'some' and 'three' together?
I've been accused of being shallow over totty but I'm not the only one *stares*.
Just look at Chad Michael Murray (you can stop looking now).He has the acting ability of a boiled herring, yet he's cast in show after show. Why other than he looks very good without anything on?
So look at this.
Thinking 'What a good actor?'?
Now here's Chaddles covering his modesty (that means naked to those from Essex) with a basket ball.
Pondering the Freudian significance of using a basketball or hoping it'd deflate?
Here's Chadipoos naked but they're only shooting from the waist up.
Rushing to become a WB cameraman?
Here's Chadski with James Lafferty (who Bill thinks is cuter) all shirtless.
Thinking of a way to put 'some' and 'three' together?
Sunday, February 15, 2004
Caveat (or how not to get screwed the bad way)
I may link to sites which have 'pay for pics' sections. I try not to unless the free content is worth a look (I am not trying to get you to sign up for anything, that's your choice and I get nothing for any of these links (save the occasional nice Email)).
I've found many 'pay for pics' sites are simply a rip off of things from forums like Dreamcaps of Fannscans. One test is to look for the white block that covers some of the picture with the new site's name over it or that the picture is oddly cropped.
There are two rules to follow:
1) A site that asks not demands your support is a good site to help.
2) A site where the owner has invested his own money and time into providing good free pictures is a good site to help.
If you've found the totty you were after help boost the cosmic karma by visiting one of the sites I link to (or any other good ones) and press that link that gets them referral income or even give a few pence or cents to the site.
I'm not suggesting they are bad sites (hint) but things called Supertrendy, or Colluseum Press are of the same quality as North Korean cars.
I may link to sites which have 'pay for pics' sections. I try not to unless the free content is worth a look (I am not trying to get you to sign up for anything, that's your choice and I get nothing for any of these links (save the occasional nice Email)).
I've found many 'pay for pics' sites are simply a rip off of things from forums like Dreamcaps of Fannscans. One test is to look for the white block that covers some of the picture with the new site's name over it or that the picture is oddly cropped.
There are two rules to follow:
1) A site that asks not demands your support is a good site to help.
2) A site where the owner has invested his own money and time into providing good free pictures is a good site to help.
If you've found the totty you were after help boost the cosmic karma by visiting one of the sites I link to (or any other good ones) and press that link that gets them referral income or even give a few pence or cents to the site.
I'm not suggesting they are bad sites (hint) but things called Supertrendy, or Colluseum Press are of the same quality as North Korean cars.
Bill suggests you visit...
Rychard's Yahoo caps group
Greg Saunders aka Eric Szmanda slash
Richard Abril's gymnasts sites (Bill's looking forward to Jason Biltz's site coming back online...hint...hint)
Male models and cute New Zealand ones at that. Just have a look (at the free pics (if you want to pay the subscription for more is totally up to you...I'm Liberial Democrat on it (ie in the fence)) at Zac, James M, Sam, and Lance.
Getty Images. IMHO the best online picture bank and the source of may posts on forums.
Sexy Guys, one of the very few quality sites liked to FM (nb press the link suggested to help the site owner (it's not as if it takes any effort at all)).
Rychard's Yahoo caps group
Greg Saunders aka Eric Szmanda slash
Richard Abril's gymnasts sites (Bill's looking forward to Jason Biltz's site coming back online...hint...hint)
Male models and cute New Zealand ones at that. Just have a look (at the free pics (if you want to pay the subscription for more is totally up to you...I'm Liberial Democrat on it (ie in the fence)) at Zac, James M, Sam, and Lance.
Getty Images. IMHO the best online picture bank and the source of may posts on forums.
Sexy Guys, one of the very few quality sites liked to FM (nb press the link suggested to help the site owner (it's not as if it takes any effort at all)).
Saturday, February 14, 2004
The myth of shower screens
Ohh let's get a bit of totty (in this case Eric Mabius) and slowly move him from being totally behind a frosted showerscreen to half covered oh and we need a cheesy grin.
Ohh let's get a bit of totty (in this case Eric Mabius) and slowly move him from being totally behind a frosted showerscreen to half covered oh and we need a cheesy grin.
Harvard boy
Steve Sandvoss is yet again shirtless in a few pictures. Well he's a young actor just out of school looking for work so it's not that odd really. He can act which is a rarity for the totty in films about gays.
Look at him:
Here
And here.
Steve Sandvoss is yet again shirtless in a few pictures. Well he's a young actor just out of school looking for work so it's not that odd really. He can act which is a rarity for the totty in films about gays.
Look at him:
Here
And here.
Friday, February 13, 2004
Bill suggests...
You go visit Gordon's shirtless tennis player site.
Please respect his request that you don't post his pictures off site.
You go visit Gordon's shirtless tennis player site.
Please respect his request that you don't post his pictures off site.
Well you shouldn't put shirtless pictures of yourself on the web
I'm not against people who are patriotic as long as it doesn't move into jingoism or xenophobia. I also think that people have to remember war is often the only way to get to peace (as odd as that sounds). It is also very heartening to see people actually taking an interest (regardless of if you agree with them or not) in their country and in politics. Sadly I suspect by doing so you get hatemail but who gives a flying .... about people like that?
With all the politics out of the way let me lower the tone and remark on the cuteness of Ray "Bubba" Sorensen and how good he looks shirtless .
I'm not against people who are patriotic as long as it doesn't move into jingoism or xenophobia. I also think that people have to remember war is often the only way to get to peace (as odd as that sounds). It is also very heartening to see people actually taking an interest (regardless of if you agree with them or not) in their country and in politics. Sadly I suspect by doing so you get hatemail but who gives a flying .... about people like that?
With all the politics out of the way let me lower the tone and remark on the cuteness of Ray "Bubba" Sorensen and how good he looks shirtless .
Thursday, February 12, 2004
The good, the bad, and the totty.
The good: I yes me, no not you found the James Willstrop shirtless photo I was after [yes Bill does have odd tastes].
The bad: I've seen more use of comments in a congressional mafia inquiry and I'm wondering if all the Belsen camp guards moved into the New Bodleian. Is being nice to people really such a hard thing to do? It's not as if they don't get paid to help readers.
The totty: I saw cute Matt (see below) again today. Oxford is such a small place sometimes.
The good: I yes me, no not you found the James Willstrop shirtless photo I was after [yes Bill does have odd tastes].
The bad: I've seen more use of comments in a congressional mafia inquiry and I'm wondering if all the Belsen camp guards moved into the New Bodleian. Is being nice to people really such a hard thing to do? It's not as if they don't get paid to help readers.
The totty: I saw cute Matt (see below) again today. Oxford is such a small place sometimes.
Monday, February 09, 2004
Essendon gets competition
For a long time Essendon AFL club had the best totty with the likes of Matt Lloyd and Mark McVeigh (not forgetting David Hille and Aaron Henneman. Now in my opinion they are losing that crown to Geelong Cats...yes Geelong Cats...no I mean it.
One reason is Andrew Mackie (shirtless here) who along with Tim Callan and Cameron Mooney cover the cutesy angle.
Luke Buckland, Matthew McCarthy and David Spriggs (Dave Grohl's double) are very youknowwhatable.
Tom Harley and Aaron Lord are all Mr male model (strictly Argos).
Hawthorn who were always not just there have his cuteness (Bill's little obsession) back...so look for loads of bias from me that way.
For a long time Essendon AFL club had the best totty with the likes of Matt Lloyd and Mark McVeigh (not forgetting David Hille and Aaron Henneman. Now in my opinion they are losing that crown to Geelong Cats...yes Geelong Cats...no I mean it.
One reason is Andrew Mackie (shirtless here) who along with Tim Callan and Cameron Mooney cover the cutesy angle.
Luke Buckland, Matthew McCarthy and David Spriggs (Dave Grohl's double) are very youknowwhatable.
Tom Harley and Aaron Lord are all Mr male model (strictly Argos).
Hawthorn who were always not just there have his cuteness (Bill's little obsession) back...so look for loads of bias from me that way.
Define obsession
I may be being a tad unfair but you really do have to be sad (and a sad TV company to set it up in the first place) to 'Bring Drew Home' (or in reality download 24 pdf files, print them out, and stick them together to get a 'lifesized poster' of Drew Fuller).
All that work and he's not even showing any flesh.
If you really want to 'bring home' Drew you at least want to be able to perve him.
Here's a link to Drew shirtless and here's pages of caps of Voodoo Academy in which few of the cast remain clothed for long.
I may be being a tad unfair but you really do have to be sad (and a sad TV company to set it up in the first place) to 'Bring Drew Home' (or in reality download 24 pdf files, print them out, and stick them together to get a 'lifesized poster' of Drew Fuller).
All that work and he's not even showing any flesh.
If you really want to 'bring home' Drew you at least want to be able to perve him.
Here's a link to Drew shirtless and here's pages of caps of Voodoo Academy in which few of the cast remain clothed for long.
Sunday, February 08, 2004
If in doubt stick with what you perve
OK I admit it I find gymnasts oddly (well not that odd) arractive. Why? Well they have muscular bodies but not in the ewww way (sorry to the Strength.neters) and they look like:
Josh Landis and Guard Young.
OK I admit it I find gymnasts oddly (well not that odd) arractive. Why? Well they have muscular bodies but not in the ewww way (sorry to the Strength.neters) and they look like:
Josh Landis and Guard Young.
Do Bill a favour 2
If anyone could scan the shirtless picture of James Willstrop in the Sunday Times Magazine, Bill would be a happy camper.
If anyone could scan the shirtless picture of James Willstrop in the Sunday Times Magazine, Bill would be a happy camper.
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Spot talentless oik
Go on have a go it's not hard.
Here
If you picked any of them then you are right.
Go on have a go it's not hard.
Here
If you picked any of them then you are right.
Ohh bendy
The good thing about gymnasts is you just know that they are bendable to whatever bit of naughtiness one wants.
The US has it's own boyband of gymnasts.
Todd Thornton (the cute twinky one)
Sean Townsend (the elser brother one)
Cody Moore (the 'rebal' (in the leaving the top of the toothpaste way).
And now two 'new' additions to the tottary
Justin Spring 1 and 2
Sascha Artemev
The good thing about gymnasts is you just know that they are bendable to whatever bit of naughtiness one wants.
The US has it's own boyband of gymnasts.
Todd Thornton (the cute twinky one)
Sean Townsend (the elser brother one)
Cody Moore (the 'rebal' (in the leaving the top of the toothpaste way).
And now two 'new' additions to the tottary
Justin Spring 1 and 2
Sascha Artemev
Friday, February 06, 2004
Random totty of the day
Bill has flu (but acting as if it is the most deadly illness ever (the Spanish Flu of 1918 ummm) and that the whole NHS should be here to look after him).
To cheer himself up he's been imagining James Thornton of the BBC's Red Cap shirtless (as he was in last nights show (I really must get a TV card) and Wade Robson (JC and Justin's 'friend') shirtless doing all manner of medicinal things to Bill's body.
Bill has flu (but acting as if it is the most deadly illness ever (the Spanish Flu of 1918 ummm) and that the whole NHS should be here to look after him).
To cheer himself up he's been imagining James Thornton of the BBC's Red Cap shirtless (as he was in last nights show (I really must get a TV card) and Wade Robson (JC and Justin's 'friend') shirtless doing all manner of medicinal things to Bill's body.
Breaking the ice
It's mid August and the ice is starting to cover fjords and you are a Norweagain swimmer. What do you do?
Well if you are Anders Wold you pose naked for a photographer.
Look here.
[Found via Outsports]
It's mid August and the ice is starting to cover fjords and you are a Norweagain swimmer. What do you do?
Well if you are Anders Wold you pose naked for a photographer.
Look here.
[Found via Outsports]
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
It's a myth
Things that as far as I am aware do not exist but are sought by many people, the Holy Grail, World Peace and certain people shirtless.
My list so far:
Eric Szmanda of CSI fame.
Shane Filan of Westlife.
Please feel free to add to the list in the comments and I might just be able to find a picture.
Things that as far as I am aware do not exist but are sought by many people, the Holy Grail, World Peace and certain people shirtless.
My list so far:
Eric Szmanda of CSI fame.
Shane Filan of Westlife.
Please feel free to add to the list in the comments and I might just be able to find a picture.
Tottyland is brought to you by...
The letter H.
H is for Hollyoaks totty like Matt Milburn (cap by Baton) and Andrew Newton Lee both of whom have become the Hollyoaks have become recently the have shirtless every day chaps.
H is for Home and Away and Kip (yes again) Gamblin.
The letter H.
H is for Hollyoaks totty like Matt Milburn (cap by Baton) and Andrew Newton Lee both of whom have become the Hollyoaks have become recently the have shirtless every day chaps.
H is for Home and Away and Kip (yes again) Gamblin.
Monday, February 02, 2004
Today's random totty
US gymnastics twink par excellence Todd Thornton.
A badly placed ribbon and Zane Holmes.
An oddly lit Eric Mabius.
Bill's obsession Trent Croad.
Baron 'I was on CSI' Rogers.
And finally the extremely cute Dean Roland of Collective Soul.
US gymnastics twink par excellence Todd Thornton.
A badly placed ribbon and Zane Holmes.
An oddly lit Eric Mabius.
Bill's obsession Trent Croad.
Baron 'I was on CSI' Rogers.
And finally the extremely cute Dean Roland of Collective Soul.
Hollytotty
It must be a contractual term of every male cast member in Hollyoaks that they have to do shirtless scenes (see below) or shirtless publicity shots at least once a week.
So here's Kevin Sacre (looking amazingly fit), Daniel Hyde (looking all buffed as usual) and Henry Luxembourg ([spoiler starts] who is coming back in March which gives you an idea of how long a certain storyline will drag on for [spoiler end]).
Here
(Yes it does look like a porn movie cover not that I've ever seen one of them...)
The one thing I do like about Hollyoaks totty is that it is so varied from hairy beasts like Kevin to the hairless like Andrew Newton Lee (see below) from the buff like Guy Burnett through swimmers builds like Max Brown to the podgy like Alex James from the tanned to pasty Chris Fountain (get a tan boy).
It must be a contractual term of every male cast member in Hollyoaks that they have to do shirtless scenes (see below) or shirtless publicity shots at least once a week.
So here's Kevin Sacre (looking amazingly fit), Daniel Hyde (looking all buffed as usual) and Henry Luxembourg ([spoiler starts] who is coming back in March which gives you an idea of how long a certain storyline will drag on for [spoiler end]).
Here
(Yes it does look like a porn movie cover not that I've ever seen one of them...)
The one thing I do like about Hollyoaks totty is that it is so varied from hairy beasts like Kevin to the hairless like Andrew Newton Lee (see below) from the buff like Guy Burnett through swimmers builds like Max Brown to the podgy like Alex James from the tanned to pasty Chris Fountain (get a tan boy).
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Minor update
Below I've linked to some classic caps from the epic 'Leeches'. I have been reminded that there are other 'Leeches' caps (like this) on the Videofile site (caveat: it might just be my natural Britishness but I feel I should warn you that the site is odd to say the least (there I've past judgement and feel myself in a Hutton bubble of delusion)).
Below I've linked to some classic caps from the epic 'Leeches'. I have been reminded that there are other 'Leeches' caps (like this) on the Videofile site (caveat: it might just be my natural Britishness but I feel I should warn you that the site is odd to say the least (there I've past judgement and feel myself in a Hutton bubble of delusion)).
All growed up...
It's odd how people change with age (or stay exactly the same (surgery)). If any of you saw American Gothic you might remember a young Lucas Black.
Well he's grown up.
Here
And Here
And yes I do know it should be grown not 'growed'...sigh. Talking about misusing English in Argos Botley there is a cute young chap with really tragic hair (get a hair cut) called Stewart (in a long line to get your stuff what else is there to do than look at the totty) who once used the word 'they'red'. Bless.
It's odd how people change with age (or stay exactly the same (surgery)). If any of you saw American Gothic you might remember a young Lucas Black.
Well he's grown up.
Here
And Here
And yes I do know it should be grown not 'growed'...sigh. Talking about misusing English in Argos Botley there is a cute young chap with really tragic hair (get a hair cut) called Stewart (in a long line to get your stuff what else is there to do than look at the totty) who once used the word 'they'red'. Bless.
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