Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Stroll Boy



Above (for the few who don't know) is a shirtless American actor Paul Walker.

Kiwi rugby boys modelling their new kits (too much fabric and not tight enough), Tamati Ellison, James Somerset who showed off some leg ('not only Dan Carter can do those underwear ads'), Stephen Brett, Richard Kahui, and the wonderfully named Sam Biddles. Oh and here's South African Francios Steyn has nice legs.

Footballers, shirtless Germans Rene Klingbeil and Marcell Jansen, and a dressed American Bobby Convey.

Finally British presenting fluff Kristian Digby trying not to wear his shirt but he's on BBC daytime TV so he can't strip.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Trimmer Boy



Above is a trimmed Stuart Manning who like Chris Fountain from yesterday is both in Hollyoaks and can't act. More of Stuart in tight black underwear here.

Any guesses why I like this picture of German gymnast Fabian Hambuchen?

Art has a minor obsession over English footballer Frank Lampard who seems to think he's an AFLer who gets on well, really well with fellow player John Terry. Nice behind too.

I've never really been a fan of Leonardo Di Caprio but here he is shirtless (and in prison).

Finally as I haven't done any (bah boom) for a while here are today's random cute chaps, one and two.

Monday, November 27, 2006


Boy Cub


Above is Chris Fountain from the UK teen soap Hollyoaks. Chris follows in the tradition of soap actors, looks cute can't act. And on that subject here's Al Santos tied up and bulging.

American college footballer Riley Skinner looks cute even with a silly beard (though that's not a reason to keep it Riley).

Thomas thinks that Dutch footballer Thomas Vermaelen is packing and offers this as proof. He's cute whatever is in his shorts.

Some French actors, the cutesome Thibault Vanlaer, and the hairy then shaved (longer hair no body hair, body hair short hair...why?) Guillaume Campa in his underwear.

And finally cross country skier Eldar Roenning [his site] shirtless and shirtless showing off some beans, who know why.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Play Boys

Art looked for modelling totty pretending to be things and found tired boxer boy, towel boy, changing in the car boy, half a swimmer boy, pool boy, less shy pool boy, and torso boy.

Timothy Boham (aka Marcus Allen), done porn now might do time. Though sad for those involved the hours you an spend making up bad puns about it is amazing.

Some blond footballers, and one not so blond one, the shirtless Olof Mellberg and the equally shirtless Marcell Jansen followed by Ferran Corominas and Luis Garcia.

Finally some requests, Australian rugby player Jono West shirtless, Shaun Sipos shirtless, Eric Johnson shirtless in Scorn, and [nudity warning] a naked Ryan Carnes [/nudity warning]. So only Kirk Cameron shirtless left to do.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Borg Boy


Above is a naked English cricketer Kevin Pietersen doing his Terminator bit (thanks Art) which you can click to enlarge.

Re-inventor James Strawbridge (not berry) bulging and shirtless. He needs to get his kit off more.

All on his own shirtless Kiwi rugby player Lance Hohaia.

Some underwear models, packing in white and black or red, really packing in green and orange, not so much in grey, and quite packing in abstract. Not a job for the shy.

As far as I know Harry Potter star Stanislav Ianevski hasn't 'skinned' so the best one can do it post pictures of the beefy Bulgarian in a vest and some shorts.

Finally some shirtless footballers from the Melbourne Victory team.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Question of the Day

Now that Ian Thorpe has retired I hear horrid people are running books on how long until he comes out...
Question Boys

Is Burn Gorman becoming Torchwood's resident Mr Top Off, and is that a tough job for him?

Is Re-Inventors co host and son of main host (cf Dan Snow) the 'hairy' James Strawberry cute in an Orlando Bloom clone way?

Is American actor Marco Dapper really hiding anything? More of his fluffness here.

Can Swiss actor Pierre Chatagny here shirtless look more lovingly at a dildo?

Does Milo Ventiminglia look better minus the facial growth or is it just because he's shirtless?

Have I posted this shirtless picture of Roque Santa Cruz before and do you care? What is happening to German footballer Martin Demichelis here while he's shirtless?

Does playing rugby interfere with Australian players like Greg Inglis and Justin Hodges' beach life?

Did Australian cricketer Mitchell Johnson know he was being photographed while Freddie Flintoff not realise?

Monday, November 20, 2006

Rugger Boys



Above is English rugby player Will Matthews in the shower.

All the below are rugby players...ohh I spoil you )that like rugby players that is).

French players Remy Martin and his package, Alex Blangey shirtless, Aurelien Rougerie shirtless, Loic Jacquet, Frederic Michalak shirtless in a collage, and Fabrice Daumas shirtless.

From the colonies (well they were) South Africa's Pierre Spies, Kiwis Andy Ellis and Byron Kelleher obviously likes puns.

Finally the UK's Ben Cohen and a bulge, Morgan Williams, and Mark Jones.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Vote Boys

You can vote for the 2006 Dreamies here with such important categories as Favourite Skin Scene. Justin [cough] Hartley [cough] ok then [cough] Jared [cough] Jesse [cough]

From up Norse and Fred comes long pointy stick thrower Andreas Thorkildsen shirtless and in those athletic trouser thingys that show off your Shrivington or Cook Islands and him shirtless again of whom Oliver has more.

UK based actor, singer and dancer (don't you hate show offs) Paul Spicer [his site] thinks that lying on a bed in his pants and posing naked will help his career. Well it can't hurt.

Footballers, Manuel Friedrich and Ioannis Amanatidis shirtless, and Mark Gonzalez and Cristiano Ronaldo assume positions.

Models, Sam Saffman in a vest and shirtless in briefs of whom Kenneth has more, equally vested Dan Cotton, Jesse 'boy next door' Wood, and dancer, model, and apparently stripper Jason Beitel shirtless with what looks like a zip.


And finally as requested here's where you can download a copy of that Make Me a Supermodel final video.
So you know

I post pictures of people because they are cute not because I'm implying that they are gay, unless of course they are then I'm not implying anything, or am I...my brain hurts.

All pictures here are assumed to be in the public domain and placed on my webspace to avoid bandwidth issues. If this is not the case I will happily remove any offending picture.


Friday, November 17, 2006

Runway Boys



Above is the 'swimsuit' section of the Make Me a Supermodel final which contrary to expectations Albert won instead of Luke. To celebrate Albert showed off his pits then the pair did a bit of bonding that sadly ended there. Sadly there will be no more shirtless bodies, fluff in pink pants, body shots ending in a lingering view of the crotch, and Albert's chest hair.

BJ Carter is an Australian basketballer not what would have made ER better, and so is Wally Szczerbiak but he's shirtless and comes from the US.

If it featured Justin Hartley dressed like this I might still be watching the BBC's Robin Hood.

A naked chap showing off his behind in the shower, you just know it's a rugby player doing a calander and in this case it's the Sheffield Hallam University rugby club beef.

Finally from Fred comes Norwegian Cross-country skiers Petter[sic] and Emil shirtless together and Petter alone.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Parody Boy




Above is a mostly shirtless Al Santos (Grosse Pointe and Jeepers Creepers 2) the soft porn video as pointed to by Alan.

As it's the last week of Make me a Supermodel so another excuse for posting shirtless pictures of the models to be. As you know of the remaining two Luke and Albert I want Albert, and that's not solely based on the fact that he has a better ass than Luke. I still miss Waz here with Luke (when he wasn't speaking). Hopefully Albert will get to model 'clothes' like your typical A&F boy or Brazilian.

Only one rugby player cute Kiwi Nick Evans training for something that perhaps I could help with.

What are we supposed to be thinking when a naked footballer Mark Gonzalez offers you milk, a similar thing to what Fernando Torres is offering? Oh and here's Pole (boom boom) Radoslav Matusiaka.

Finally from my Scandinavian correspondent Fred comes student model Per, professional model Dan shirtless and naked, and swimmer Alexander Dale.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Pants Design



Above is Mircosoft's Zune 'iPod killer', do you think the meant it to look like it was designed by a committee of East Germans circa 1975?

Craig, Ryan, and Nick Karshner are better known as the Karshner Triplets, I have no idea why.

What do you think Abercrombie and Finch are selling with this picture? It can't be clothes as none of them are wearing any.

The usual rugby kit isn't as good as the AFL one but it can still show things like with Rob Purdham and Ashley Gibson more so when the totty like Luke McAlsiter twice and Byron Kelleher once don't wear part of there's.

Ice skaters Drew Meekin knows a position, Scott Smith, and Evan Lysacek concentrates.

Finally German Canadian Noland Funk who has been in a lot of stuff.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Mystery Boys



Above is the trailer for the gay thriller Open Cam which has a number of reasons why you might like to watch it...

Kylie is well and back in concert, sadly the totty isn't as good as before, though there's always Jason Beitel (left).

Dean Geyer of Australian Pop Idol fame or is that infamy shirtless in what can only be described as a come and savage me pose. I'm happy to oblige Dean.

Geek chic American actor Hale Appleman looking cute.

American footballer (soccer to the colonials) Taylor Twellman may not have got shirtless in front of the camera (well that I've found) but he does have an advantage that I hope I don't have to explain.

Finally Australian swimmer Eamon Sullivan in (as much as swimmers are) his kit.

Friday, November 10, 2006


Hairy Boys




A shirtless Hairy Judd (when I come up with a bad pun I stick with it) of the equally shirtless boyband McFly. It's him above too.

Hairy (spotted the theme yet?) Bryan Greenberg shirtless and practising for my next visit, perhaps.

Kiwi rugby players in a state of shirtlessness, Byron Kelleher and James Ryan.

Australian models the didn't do that well at AFL but very well at looking cute and buff Luke Speers, the cute Oscar Peppit, the hairy Daniel Valewink and the hairy in another way Brandon Davidson.

Very mildly hairy junior (he's sixteen) Brook O'Brien shirtless.

Mildly hairy footballer Xabi Alonso shirtless, and that's it.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Mixed Boys

Okay most of my posts don't really have a theme to them (bar cute chaps hopefully minus clothing) but this one has less of one than usual.

Sports features heavily be it American gymnast Todd Thornton (or Toddles as I call him for no reason really), American swimmer Michael Phelps who will insist on wearing those short thingys, David Lee who is a British 'Ultimate' fighter [his profile] not an American basketballer of the same name who looks like his mother still cuts his hair who gets to do this in public and not get arrested, Chris Jones is an English (yes an English Jones (yes I checked)) rugby play if his build and face hadn't given it away, English cricketer Stuart Broad is practicing for something I'm just not sure it's cricket, I can think of more enjoyable ways to test footballer Marco Streller's fitness than this, or Royal Navy sponsored boxing fluff George Grove.

And all on it's lonesome a non sports picture, British boyband McFly shirtless though I'd be happy with just Harry (left)...

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Posed Boys

The Make Me a Supermodel (for about 10 days after the show ends) boys pose shirtless with the girls (again). Albert is growing on me possibly because he doesn't look as boyband when compared with the other two smooth boys, though I wouldn't say no to all three, or just Waz (as long as he keeps his mouth shut).

A bit of footie (again) the fluffy blondness of Tobias Sippel, and the Canadian Englishness of Owen Hargreaves cops a feel.

Things to ponder, what do you think English cricketer Freddie Flintoff is practising this way for? Has Oliver Chris from the Green Wing and Tripping Over got the same hair style he had when he was nine?

Finally hairy English boxer Kevin Mitchell seems to have won something.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Nude Boys



Above is Chris Brain and Crawford Anderson from the second series of Shipwrecked (or how to make a fool of yourself on a desert island).

While Aussie Rules player David Mundy has a threesome both Justin Sherman and Ryan O'Keefe are shirtless.



Above is Lee Ryan, ex of boyband Blue.

Gareth David-Lloyd and John Barrowman have fun in Torchwood.



Above is actor Jody Latham best known for being Lip in Shameless.

What is in David Beckham and Milan Baros' shorts?



Above is pap star (in his own mind at least) Andy Scott-Lee who acts as Andrew Scott.

Australian cricketer Michael Clarke shirtless.



Above is James Toseland who rides a bike for a living, hence it's in the photo.

All the 'aboves' are from here where you can find more nude C listers.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Voting Boy

I'm a finalist in the 2006 GLBT Verve Weblog Awards for Best GLBT Eye Candy Blog. Thanks to whoever nominated me.

Speed skater Anton Hahn wears black in the wrong place and from the more stereotype inducing version of skating is Johnny Weir. While on the topic of stereotypes what country other than Australia could have a sport that involves running and diving on a beach in speedos and a tight top?

German footballer Marco Russ shirtless (without trail) twice (with trail (the things people shave)), how helpful of him.

Thanks to Mark we get to examine the natural wonders of South Africa with Pop Idoler Colin Moss [his site], Big Brotherer Stefan Ludik [his site] shirtless, TV presenter Marius Robers, and Brendan Pollecutt first seen in some pants adventure mini series and now as an erotic dancer in a leather waistcoat...

Finally some Welsh rugby players and me being lazy and featuring Mr Church, Gavin Henson in his shorts.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Table Boy


Above is Luke from Make Me A Supermodel.

Helpfully YouTube have deleted my account so here's new links for:

Tim Draxl in speedos, Jesse Spencer in speedos, and again, Noah Fleiss, Aaron Carter looking silly, Aaron and Nick Carter have a fight, Tory Belleci shirtless, and the Make me a supermodel boys in their underwear.

It's good that they have started taking better pictures of American tennis player Robby Ginepri and not ones like this one. Fellow tennis player Paul Henri Mathieu shirtless.

Musically totty Greg Gillis of Girl Talk shirtless and Matt Safer looking pouty.

Borrowed from Dreamcaps Quarterback Brady Quin shirtless.

Thanks to Fred Norwegian cross country skiiers John Anders and Tord Asle dance shirtless in the shower while Oystein Pettersen gets nude for losing a bet.

Australian cricketer Glenn McGareth shirtless.

Finally Mike the Modest, sorry Miz tries to look all scary for his wrestling.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Myth Boy


Above is Tory (Salvatore) Belleci shirtless in only his underwear on MythBusters and for those who prefer the rear to the front here is his behind in his rather naff taste in underwear. This is as near as you get to see his tackle. You can download the above here.

Some sports totty, as the video sandwich filling covering footballers like Spase Dilevski shirtless Michael Thurk shirtless, and Szabolcs Husztien half shirtless, Cricketers Graeme Smith and Andre Nell have fun, and English rugby fluff Anthony Allen in his kit.

And to end here's the trailer for the Eating Out sequel Sloppy Seconds whose poster really doesn't look like a porn film cover...no never:

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Fly Boy



Above is formerly of Harry Potter, Robert Pattinson being bathed in the BBC too clever by half The Haunting of Toby Jugg and later he gets shirtless again.

While John Kerry made a fool of himself getting a 'joke' wrong I noticed this chap back left(y). Sadly I can't get a better cap of him (yet).

Shirtless cricketers Graeme Smith, Herschelle Gibbs, and the not so shirtless but cuter Mitchell Johnson.

Jake Gyllenhaal and his extra leg with Rolf Harris nowhere to be seen.

Rugby boys the ginger (there's always hair dye) Kiwi James Ryan practicing, Rob Burrow, and a shirtless Luke O'Donnell.

Finally German singer Oli P (Petszokat) shows off some trail.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Aussie Boys

Formerly of Australian soap Neighbours, Daniel MacPherson got shirtless then naked (on the lavatory :/) in Five's attempt to do a Secret Life of Us, Tripping Over. He's blockier than I remember. This chap got naked too then became gay after a boat blew up or something like this while this chap (Abe Forsythe) did the dirty with some blond (woman sadly) and this chap couldn't manage it (standing up at least).

Some shirtless guy Jon found on a Cornish beach.

The Sheffield Hallam Poly sorry University rugby club are doing one of those (Roy will probably yawn) naked calendar things (which you can buy here). I'd happily play with this chap.

Finally some Germans, from their handball and sitting on boxes team Stefan Huebner, Simon Tischler, and Eugen Bokumowski, and little gymnast Fabian Hambuechen being cultural.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Still Wanting to Model Boys

Make me a Supermodel boys in only pants and towels including the thin James and Jono, the hairy Josh and the hairball Albert, and the pants filling Luke and Waz. I still want Waz (make of that what you will).

US5 have made a mistake over the boyband rules as only Jay Khan is goodlooking.

Formerly of Dark Angel, Michael Weatherly showing some flesh and hair on NCIS in a shirtless and hairy way.

Now you know the colour of Andy Roddick's underwear.

AJ Mendinger is apparently a racing driver of some sort not Brylcream's favourite customer.

Finally shirtless footballer Alexander Meier.
Ohhh prizes

Our friends at Popjustice have released ‘Popjustice: 100% Solid Pop Music’, and tommorrow (midnight UK time) is the last chance for you to win (sorry only UK residents) one of three copies if you Email me at this address the answer to :

Which of these people wasn't in boyband Take That:

a) Mark Owen
b) Gary Barlow
c) Cherie Blair

Or if you prefer which is an evil witch using Downing Street as her office the $%$%$ing %^&%^er.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Bow Boy



Above is Jonas Armstrong shirtless and hairy(er) in the BBC's Robin Hood the antiwar years, shame he can't act.

Sports totty with footballers, Artur Boruc celebrates with a pelvic thrust, Luigi Pieroni plays footsie, Ben Foster and gravity, and Daniel Baier and Christoph Burkhardt bond, rugby player Gene Fairbanks, and basketballer Paul Davis.

Boxing bulk Wladimir Klitscko in his swimming trunks (rather than the boxing ones obviously).

Finally Mike Faiola playing loud drunk shirtless chap on CSI Miami who caused Brendan Jacob Joel Fehr to act his heart out.


Friday, October 27, 2006

Hot Boy



Make me a Supermodel's Josh gets interviewed in only his pants in the sauna. I guess someone is building up a 'fan' base.

She's a Man which apparently means a lot of Robert Hoffman, and Channing Tatum flesh.

Epke Zonderland is a gymnast not a made up name.

East Fremantle AFL players Daniel Chidlow, Andrew McCarrey twice, Damon Bull, and former Essendon player James Davies of whom this is my favourite picture of.

Rugby fluff Mike Stanley, and Ben Young playing with their balls...sorry.

Finally some divers Adam Pierce and his oddly square bulge and Klam Itimobe and his gravity defying bulge.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Waxed Boys



The Make me a Supermodel boys get waxed you know where...

Rugby players have a rather open attitude to getting their kit off be it for modeling like with Australian Daniel Holdsworth who when wearing a shirt really wants it off, fellow Aussie (and Dean) Dean Young does the standard stand next to someone ugly to look even better shirtless ploy, and Michael Ennis knows he's been photographed so does the shirtless with water bottle, and shirtless pits showing poses that he knows will get in the paper.

Gymnasts, I think Russia's Maxim Deviatovski, and Switzerland's Niki Boeschensteinn are cute while Ian thinks Canada's Brandon O'Neill is. I guess we are both right.

Being Jordan Smith, you can be a college footballer or basketballer, an ice hockey player, a cute geek, a Scottish footballer, a South African surfer, and a Aussie rules player.

Finally some footballers Aitor Ocio shirtless and being mauled, Daniel Baier shirtless, Timo Kunert needs to eat more but does do odd dances shirtless, and Christopher Burkhard suggests wearing leiderhosen (or something like that) and looking like you are selling something is the 'Alpiner lifestyle'.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Query Boys

Questions to ponder:

Does Jont [his MySpace/website] look better as the boy next door or a hippy?

Why does Markus Daun have to wear such large shorts when he's shirtless?

As Erik von Detten can't act (but can look pretty) why did they employ him in a key role on a Law and Order SVU episode and not get him to take his top off?

Is Drake Bell trying to tell us something or does he thinks he looks good like that?

Is it part of McFly's stage show to get Dougie stripped, dressed in green tights, and then have some chap point at him?

And finally does Australian cricketer Michael Clarke have a thing about doing interesting poses dressed and shirtless?

Monday, October 23, 2006

Boys



The Make Me a Supermodel boys model red speedos...including Waz, not that I'm obsessed with him...



And then in the bath.

Dr Who spinoff Torchwood was on last night (with CSIistic shots of Cardiff from the air between scenes) and Burn Gorman who gets shirtless (with a magical spray) in episode one then naked and locked in a cell in the second episode. Apart from Burn naked and shirtless this chap acts having sex and shows of his ass.

Andy Roddick shows some leg then thigh (grey underwear eh Andy).

There is a Russian fashion designer who dresses up in a wedding dress and surrounds herself with half naked models sometimes painted white.

Finally two German footballers Christopher Burkhard and Alexander Madlung shirtless and two gymnasts Philippe Rizzo from Australia and Yuri van Gelder twice.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Pop Boys



Above is a picture (from Paul) of Howard Donald, Jason Orange, Robbie Williams, Gary 'must be hidden' Barlow and Mark Owen that might help you here.

Gymnasts can do the most amazing things in the arena and hopefully elsewhere. Brazil's Diego Hypolito can do the faces, the US's (or is that US') Alexander Artemev can do the positions, as can Russian Nikolai Kryukov, Matteo Morandi and Andrea Coppolino can do something in threes, Marian Dragulescu can play with Gene (who tells me he likes Marian), and he may be small and shave his armpits (which will please some) but Fabian Hambuechen is an active chappy.

Henry likes rugby player Frank Murphy but I don't see it.

Ryan Bittle has starred in something called Sweet Valley High, CSI Miami, and Buffy which is where these shirtless and skinny screencaps of him come from, but still kept that surname.

Finally two footballers Albert Streith shirtless and Clemens Fritz training for something that looks fun.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Competition Time


Our friends at Popjustice are releasing ‘Popjustice: 100% Solid Pop Music’ which according to them 'brings together today’s most dynamic, genre-busting pop music, pitting credible bands like Sugababes and Girls Aloud against pure pop acts like Franz Ferdinand and The Killers in a continuous mix by renowned mash-up artist Grant McZleazy (Xfm)'.

And you get to win (sorry only UK residents) one of three copies if you Email me at this address the answer to this question:

Which of these people wasn't in boyband Take That:

a) Mark Owen
b) Gary Barlow
c) Cherie Blair

If you don't win the album is out on 23 October.

Tennis Boys


Anyone for tennis (and originality)? Well you'll find one of the two here.

From Belguim we have a doubly shirtless Olivier Rochus and a glimpse of some blond fluff Kristof Vliegen's flesh.

From America here is a big and slightly hairy Andy Roddick and an even more hairy than usual Robby Ginepri.

From France comes a shirtless Richard Gasquet, (to solve Guy's request) his armpits, and ready for action.

Finally from Eastern Europe comes Mario Ancic, a shirtless Dmitry Tursunov, and a shirtless Tim Smyczek.

Frank Boys  Édouard Michut is a fluffy  and excitable French footballer who is overdressed by the pool , in the lockers ,  on a boat and...