Genetic Boy

Above is how an oddly cute generic male face looks morphed to meet the genetic averages of certain parts of the UK and Norway in general. Based on the averages I'm off to East Anglia, and Norway.

Fred pointed me the direction of the rather developed Niclas which means I have something to do tonight. You can find more of his blond Nordic hairiness here. Fred also likes Henrick which leaves me with Niclas. I'm so, so, so, gutted.

Australian rugby player Darius Boyd has a training programme which involves getting his top off, which is good, and making funny faces, which is not so good. Billy Slater does neither.

Juan kindly sent me some more pictures of fellow Venezuelan, and swimmer Albert Subirats who should increase the number of tourists coming to look at the aquatic life of his country.

Finally a couple of AFLers Jason Gram, and Luke Jericho.

Mud Pool Boy

Above is a shirtless James Strawbridge and family having a mud wrestle on It's Not Easy Being Green which you can download here if you want to.

AFL high kicking Ben McKinley, Michael Braun from just the wrong angle but when they get it right Beau Wilkes is wearing support pants, whilst Jared Crouch and Brett Kirk are shirtless.

There is something in English cricketer Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff's shorts but it might be a beer can.

The BBC went to all the trouble of getting the shirt off a lotter Ryan Carnes to play a character called 'Laszlo' on the weakest episode so far in the present series of Dr Who, and they not only kept his clothes on but made him look like this. Unfortunately I started thinking about the plot.

Finally from his MySpace comes American college footballer Tim Tebow shirtless.

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Forgotten Boys

I was rather naughty yesterday for not including this link which Dane sent me that leads to all the random cute chaps I featured.

Fitness trainer and model Gregory Capra [his site] has done some his bit for showing off his body and modelling not very much in and around the sea.

Rugby players, Zar Lawrence (yes that's a name) minus his top, Johnny Howard wearing his, as is Stephen Dippenaar who has odd teeth.

AFLers, Nick dal Santo, Joel Patfull, Michael Osbourne, and Matthew Moody.

Ballboy, model, and now actor Matt Lanter showed off some wet flesh on Shark for little plot reason.

Finally from Henry comes Filippo Inzaghi of AC Milan who excited at winning.

Taken One

Above is UK comic Harry Hill making fun of 'Born Survivor' Bear Grylls who is, according to the Sunday Times, 'the first sex symbol of the post-apocalyptic age'. Bear got his top off in a desert last weekend, it's a canyon this week.

Via Dane comes a number of random cute chaps doing their thing, some are out of it but very cute, proudly tattooed ones, modest shy ones, savaged ones, tired ones, posing ones, thin ones, and preppy ones.

To end some AFLers, Sydney Swan Barry Hall has a shower, Dale Thomas doesn't, and Alan Toovey is hairy but not that much on his chest.

Want Some Chocolate?

Jason lewis wants you to eat something...who cares what.

Thursday Boys

I was intending to post these on Thurdsay (last week) so only a bit late.

Thomas Dekker with two Ks plays some High School kid on Heroes even though he's university age, but hey Tom Welling's still doing it and he's nearly thirty (but yes I would still).

Now is you click here you may see a moving New Zealand rugby player Dan Carter doing some sit ups () in tight pants and without his top on. Or I might just be trying to be too clever by half. Fellow Down Under rugby players Steve Turner and Dallas Johnson are cute but Garrett Crossman has his top off.

In Aussie Rules world, Brad Sewell gets his top and shorts pulled off, now that's multitasking.

Questions about football are often dull so here are some more important ones. Do you think Alan Smith shaves his legs? If so why? Why does Joe Cole tuck his top in? Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing in Michael Carrick's shorts? Is David Beckham reallying doing it or has Mr Photoshop been on the prowl?

I'm Back

Well actually I was here all along but my broadband connection went down and it has taken them since Thursday last week to repair it.

If any of my readers were affected by the sad events at Virginia Tech the human connection was up and you were in my thoughts.

Palm Beach Boy

Above is Australian soap star Chris Hemsworth shirtless, meeting a small plump chap on the beach, but unfortunately not this one. You can find more of Chris here and here.

In Aussie Rules land we have Paul Medhurst and his odd hair, and Shane Parker and his large arms.

Thanks to Juan comes Venezuelan swimmer Albert Subirats topless (second from right) with some swimming friends.

And some of the new generation of rugby fluff England's Alex Goode, and Wales' wonderfully Victorian named Leigh Halfpenny.

Lake Boys

Above is a scene from Matthew Bourne's version of Swan Lake, the half naked chaps version, which has now reached Australia. See I do culture. So what does the publicist do? He gets the dancers in (well the bottom half) costume and get them to stand (and do odd poses) near to a lake, genius.

There was some fluff on this week's Dr Who so I thought I'd screencap him. Then he got eaten and no not in the good way.

Australian runner Iain Macfarlane at the end of some...ummm...running event.

Forget about how well each team is doing in the AFL are Tadhg Kennelly and Amon Buchanan just good teammates, was a letterbox the best thing to take a picture of Michael Pettigrew through, and can you see down Ted Richards' shorts?

A shirtless picture of Australian rugby player Braith Anasta, and some players from the Eels, and from the Souths (they're Australian rugby teams).

As requested, yet again, some shirtless pictures of English footballer Frank Lampard. Robert Teschet is also a footballer and partly shirtless.

Car Park Boys

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Above, via Jerome, comes either an interesting take on the effects of herbs on chaps in confined spaces or something 'normal for Norfolk'.

You make fun of his ability to act but still you get requests for pictures of British actor Aaron Johnson doing the street urchin thing.

They might get a grip on things as Scott Forest found out, think they are a plane called Mike Adamson, they may kick high as with Alex Goode and Adam Greendale (even if some, yes you Ben Lucas, do wear horrible black things) , their shorts might ride up like with Alec Jenkins and although everyone seems to want to play with Australian Tim Wright. but they still look better showing off some flesh. Take Sonny Bill Williams (now there's an idea) is he better like this top on or like this with it off? Isn't shirtless a better way for Darren Lockyer, Karmichael Hunt and Shaun Berrigan to train? Anyone might think they are there to play a sport and not keep me entertained.

And finally (and also by request) yes I do have ex of Spooks (before it went stupid) and a number of period dramas Matthew Macfadyen without his top on.

Ice Boy

Above is Bear Grylls gets his top off to get warm on C4's Born Survivor which you can download here. A cynic might suggest that if the presenter gets his top off more and more as the season progresses the ratings aren't that good.

They might be cute but now some of the kidnapped British sailors and marines are selling there stories with amazingly government permission, at least not all of them are doing it.

Junior AFLers Bryce Gibbs poses in an interesting way or perhaps he just likes bare legs, Leigh Adams, Ryan Griffen from the side, and Colin Garland. Older ones, Shaun Burgoyne shirtless, Shaun Hampson, Joel Bowden, and Jess Sinclair.

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Black Speedo Boys

Above (which can be downloaded here) are some of the lifeguarding 'cast' of Bondi Rescue doing a sort of ironman competition. It seems that apart from having to wear black speedos or shorts, to be a lifeguard on Bondi you have to have a nickname that ends in an 'o' like with Bisho (real name Greg Bishop) or a 'y' like with Reidy (real name Andrew Reid) although someone was plainly having an off day when they came up with 'Harries'. Perhaps they left the communal brain cell at home? To put it simply it's a lot of cute chaps running around in not that much often out of the water being blond (low rent Baywatch if you will) and some chap that I think was in Home and Away.

Australian Rules player Daniel Giansiracusa swims then walking around in black speedos (is that the only colour they have in Australia?) with teammate Josh West. I'm all for the less beefy type but won't Luke Blackwell, Robert Murphy, and Joe Anderson get blown away(not in the good way) in a strong wind and does David Teague take two bottles into the shower?

Australian rugby player Billy Slater has nice legs, Cameron Smith is scary, Russell Aitken is hairy and bendy, and to end a happy Josh Holmes.

Dan, Dan, the Underwear Man

Above are photos (which get bigger if you click on them) in case you don't know of New Zealand rugby player and underwear model Dan Carter sporting Jockey's new line in pants.

Final Boys

The final swimmers for a bit (the thing in Melbourne has ended), a celebrating South African Gerhard Zandberg, Venezuela's Albert Subiratsaltes, and San Francisco's Ben Wildman-Tobriner.

Australian cricketer Nathan Bracken shows some leg.

Via Andrew comes some shirtless Sydney Swans in the sea featuring Luke Vogels, Craig Bolton with Brett Kirk, Amon Buchanan, Simon Phillips, Ryan Brabazon, and various views of Jesse White.

Loughborough Boys

Above is from the Loughborough University Athletic Union Calendar 2007 (names as per filename) which you can download here.

Band Boy

Above is Spanish footballer Fernando Torres minus his top. Fellow footballers Leon Andreasen shows an interesting view, Kun Aguero pouts, and Scherer Andrade Maxwell's name seems reversible in Holland.

Barclays might not be a great bank but if they keep doing adverts with this cute chap shirtless even if it is from a distance they can do what they like to their customers.

Swimming questions, I don't know if a big jaw is a requirement of being in the Australian swimming team, if this chap is wondering if he can have a stroke, why British swimmer David Davies' body seems to big for his head and arms, why is Matt Welsh undoing his whatever they are, is Gabor Kis good at it, and where did South African Andrew Lauterstein's neck go?

Finally English rugby player Danny Care goes flying.

Sailor Boys

Iran we're still awaiting their return.

Wheel Boys

Above is cyclist Theo Bos doing his sport in tight PVC. The British cycling team are not that filling (the Danish one does much better) but that is no excuse for photographers cutting pictures like this one of Brit Ross Edgar just at the interesting bits. Fortunately they don't always do it like with Chris Hoy and Ross Edgar.

I just caught the end of Carmine Giovinazzo's bit of shirtlessitude on CSI New York.

Swimming, Australian Eamon Sullivan wins a large 50p coin, American Ryan Lochte checks nothing has escaped and then celebrates, while Serb Milorad Cavic looks annoyed, and Filippo Magnini and Brent Hayden do the 'hands on your hips' bit of the Time Warp.

Swim Boy

I'm not that surprised but Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe has finally come out...

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Release Him Boy

This blog demands the release of kidnapped British sailor Nathan Summers (it's not just because he's cute) and his fellow naval personnel.

Waterpoloers from places like Croatia, the USA (Jesse Smith), Canada (Noah Miller), and Croatia again (Damir Buric) are still throwing balls around in Melbourne. As is AFLer Andrew Browne but he has an excuse (and his punting it really).

British cyclist Bradley Wiggins salutes twice.

Footballers may be over payed and often a little dim but if they like Joey Barton show off their front, side, and smooth naked behind will it really be stimulating conversation you are after? Cristiano Ronaldo gets his top off and makes daydreams (and the fakers job) a lot easier. Victor Valdes should realise want to see his chest not his boots. As John Terry doesn't like getting booed of the pitch he should get tighter shorts and not let Owen Hargreaves wear support pants (or shorts (or top (he can wear baby oil))). To end here's Lukas Podsomethingendinginski squatting shirtless, no clue why.

Bay Boy

Above is applied logic test for a Stanford student, 'How does a naked chap get out of a cold San Francisco Bay without showing anything off with only a pair of rather useless friends to help'?

Eduard Gutknetcht is a German boxer who really needs a new haircut or then again he could go back to his old one.

Is this the Melbourne Demons ALF team or a smorgasbord?

The swimming thing in Melbourne ends soon, but before it does here are Brits Simon Burnett and Liam Tancock, Italians Luca Marin, and Filippo Magnini, American Ryan Lochte's crack, and one just one picture of Michael Phelps showing off a nipple.

A deal from Si, Canadian actor Eric Johnson shirtless in return for James Sutton who plays Hollyoaks' token gay stereotyped character.

Finally also by request British actor Aaron Johnson happy, shocked, and angry on the BBC's Baker Street Irregulars.

Linked Boys

To start the long overdue revision of my blogroll I'm adding Bust ya nut! who shares my obsession with Australians (but actually lives there), Simple Answers to Complex Questions (or 'hit the plasma induction coils until the jump gate works') who has the shortest blogroll I've seen, and The Beautiful Male which is rather self explanatory.

Outside Boy

Above is Australian pop idoler Anthony Callea [more pictures here] who has come out which isn't really a surprise. On a totally unrelated topic here's Ian Thorpe looking very happy next to a women.

On another related topic fluff that swims, a moody Markus Rogan has shaved (not just his face), and Michael Phelps shaves a totally different place, as does Ryan Lochte, and low slung Aaron Piersol. From Fred comes the oddly shy and possibly melting Norwegian swimmer Alexander Dale Oen. A grunting Aussie swimmer Ashley Callus.

Some members of the Australian water polo team in their kit, the Spanish team get really close, and Karl Neihaus...

Finally he can't act but when watching Orlando Bloom you not concentrating on the film's plot but what you can play with.

Earnest Boy

Above is his very keenness Bear Grylls on C4's Born Survivor doing some shirtless fishing. [Download link]

American swimmer Michael Phelps in his speedos from the back and front but as they are so small you wonder why he bothers to wear them. Limited speedos might be the reason they cut this photo of the French swimming team where they did, as with the Cook Island's Petero Okotai and why German Thomas Rupprath isn't allowed out of the pool.

Not being that inventive the photographers have stuck with a bare to above water ball in hand for waterpoloers Australians Pietro Figlioli and Thomas Whalan, Hungarian Zoltan Boros, and Kiwis Timothy Grace, and Nicholas Grieve.

To end some rugby boys Henry Trinder excited about being tackled, Isaia Toeava minus his top, and Zachary Guliford, and Sean Maitland in their vests.

Pass Boys

It may be as historically accurate as a David Irving book and have photoshoped muscles in it but above thanks to David is a trailer for the 300 with appropriate music.

Today two types of football one from the North and the other from the South.

'Proper' footballers, England players Frank Lampard who does look rather nice minus his top, junior player David Bentley who could celebrate winning something, and because people ask apeboy Wayne Rooney shirtless. Also here's Italian junior player Giuseppe Rossi.

Australian rules footballers, Matthew Priddis, Tyson Stenglein, Greg Bentley, and Mark Lecras with their legs spread; Dean Brogan twice, Kane Corne, and Jonathan Brown all shirtless; and Jacob Surjan.

A Bear of a Man

Above is ex SAS soldier, and now TV presenter (Edward Michael) Bear Grylls on C4's Born Survivor being hyperactive and shirtless on a beach in the Pacific. Even though the island you are on has coconuts a'plenty you need to eat sea urchins according to Bear. [Download link]

And then Bear went fishing (not very effectively but he does it with such gusto).

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Handy Boy

Above is a clearly shy and modest wrestler, not.

James Strawbridge seemed to need to get shirtless and look at allotments on theBBC's It's Not Easy Being Green.

Aussie Rules players Andrew Embley thinks he's in the 50s, Jaymie Graham might be wearing a wig, and a well oiled Chad Fletcher.

More water fun in Melbourne with swimmers Australians Michael Klim, and Grant Hackett and Dutchman Pieter van den Hoogenband, waterpoloers Russian Egor Rastorguev and the US team.

With Z Boys

The movie tonight is the shower scene from homoerotic flick Beastly Boyz.

The US TV network here! is doing 'a gothic, refreshingly alternative adaptation' of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven directed by homoerotic horror director David DeCoteau (he 'directed' the above). I've read that poem (OK watched the Simpons version) a number of times and I never got that the Raven was a metaphor for a half naked bloke in tight underwear.

I do hate it when photographers attempt to be clever with the lighting and spoil a perfectly good shirtless picture of Kiwi rugby player Benji Marshall, or over lighting the subject (and a visit from Captain Photoshop) like with Simon Mannering. Fellow New Zealander Sonny Bill Williams solves the problem by practicing for the night on a beach away from lighting rigs.

Call me a size queen but if you are modelling underwear you have to fill it just a bit or it looks rather limp (even close up). Overfilling it does concentrate attention on the filling not the packaging (easily solved by hideous sunglasses), but isn't that the point of underwear? The perfect underwear makes the best of anything that fills it and doesn't make it look odd.

And to end footballers with odd names (at least to the Anglo-Saxon ear) Gonzalo Higuain being probed while shirtless and Szabolcs Huszti about to throw his shirt away.

Locker Room Boys

Above is a lot of half naked chaps on Paul DeBoy's comedy series Locker Room. It seems that they are similarly undressed in Brazil too.

It's the XII FINA World Championships in Australia which means water poloers Jesse Smith, Pietro Figlioli with Thomas Whalen, the Canadian team (ohh I like the middle chappy), and the scared John Love, swimmers Eamon Sullivan in flowery speedos, divers Jorge Beancourt, Magnus Frick, and Christopher Sacchin, and long distance swimmers Ky Hurst and Vladimir Dyatchin.

And some footballers, a shirtless and hairy Frank Lampard gets felt up, Australia's Dean Bouzanis, a shirtless Robin van Persie, and from Henry a shirtless Roberto Muzzi.

Farm Boy

Above is American actor Brad Beyer gets shirtless, hairy, and medical attention on 'the next Lost' Jericho.

College wrestlers and what's in their uniforms featuring Gregor Gillespie, Chris Weidman, Paul Donahoe, and Coleman Scott. I still don't think any of them match the talent of former college wrestler Tommy Rowland.

As Jonny aka Gay Pimp McGovern latest song 'Somethin' For The Fellas' was found by the deletion fairies, thanks to Dean, here's a new link to it.

Fitness coach and model David Rich who you can buy (so to speak) here thinks showing off some flesh is a good marketing technique.

Finally does anyone know what happened to the cute and hairy former American soap star Don Jeffcoat, apart from bit parts in things like Bones that is?

Pulled Boy

The plot might be as stereotyped and cliched as your average soap but as I was channel surfing I came across this sequence of scenes on Mile High (yes the name does say it all).

The plot is that gay cabin steward Will O'Brien played by Adam Sinclair seduces and then beds chap on his stag night, Rob played by Matthew Leitch. Things start with Will finding an almost naked Rob tied to a lamp post with only a pig covering his modesty (not that big one sadly).



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The seduction continues.



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The seduction works.



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And the morning after where a confused Rob finds out that stereotyped gays only do one night stands.



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Rowing Boys

Above are shirtless members of the Cambridge University rowing team do some shirtless grimacing training on the BBC's Countryfile. I wonder what this is supposed to train you in.

Swimming boys, from Australia Simon Cowley, Eamon Sullivan, and Ashley Callus, while from Greece comes Spyridon Gianniotis.

Some more boybands who got their tops off and still disappeared faster than . The Dum Dums, Allstar Sam Bloom, Upside Down, and Ireland's OTT that even got naked but are probably all still doing panto.

And to end today's random cute chap having a feel.

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Above, thanks to William, is the video to Jonny aka Gay Pimp McGovern latest song 'Somethin' For The Fellas'. Considering it's full of half naked men frolicking with each other I'm thinking it's not somethin' for the straight fellas.

Boys in Bands

Above is former British boyband V which had its gay one and its pretend to be gay one, filmed videos full of flesh (and rain), but still they failed.



Above is Anglo Swedish boyband named after a main road A1 which featured Ben, Christian (from Sveeden ), Mark, and the ugly one. They got shirtless, then naked, then theirUB40s.



Above is ex Welsh boyband 3SL (three brothers called Scott Lee) who did the tight tops and shirtless bit but were about as popular as Piers Morgan.



Above is past English boyband Code Red who thought looking like painters would make them popular, it didn't.

To end 'big in Germany' American boyband Natural who were so popular I couldn't even find one of their videos online. Michael was cute though.

Posing Boys

Above is a 'posing for naked calender scene' most soaps have once every couple of years, but this time on the Australian soap opera Home and Away. Also on Home and Away was Ben Unwin shirtless and hairy as desired by Ian.

With footballers I don't know if I prefer Alan Smith shirtless with long and short hair, also shirtless is Michael Dawson, a small Manuel Neuer, and Sebastian Kehl.

AFLer in black speedos, Anthony Koutoufides.

English rugby beef training, Mathew Tait, Hairy 'concentrating on something other than the ball' Ellis, Shane Geraghty, and James Haskell.

Finally Australian hockey players David Guest (not that one) and Eddie Ockenden closer up and Eddie alone.

Boys of the Beach

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Above, thanks to Tobey, is a detailed study of the fauna on Waikiki Beach in Hawaii.

The Australian Tingle twins, Tom and James, (I have no idea which is which) [nudity warning] showing off their mutual assets [/nudity warning].

Footballers Michael Delura shirtless and showing off a good angle, Alan Smith minus his shirt, as is Steven Gerrard, Tim Borowski is cut but dressed, and why when I see Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney shirtless do I think beauty and the ape.

As requested Jesse Spencer doing his striptease when he was on Neighbours, and Sydney Swan Jarred McVeigh in his speedos.

Finally how very cute can look silly with Jensen Ackles.

Montaged Boys

Above is a montage of Andrew Christian models (cheers David).

Marine General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff believes that 'homosexual acts between two individuals are immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts'. OK it's threesomes and orgies from now on General.

It seems to have become a plot necessity on ITV's Primeval to get Andrew Lee Potts into his underwear at least once each episode. He might even manage to grow that beard thing soon too.

English rugby player Shane Geraghty should demand that they don't photograph him from the front. You can, though, photograph Danny Care from any angle.

Australian long jumper John Thornell might have something interesting in his shorts (but it might just be gravity and inertia playing tricks on us). This leads us to some interesting bulge related questions. If Paul Burgess' bulge hits the bar does it count? Does Kurt Mulcahy's bulge make up for his so so face? Is Jarrod Bannister modest about his? Is Chris Noffke's hiding in the shadows ready to pounce? Is Justin Merlino's shorts hiding his? As I'm doing athletes (pun intended) here are some Patrick thinks I've 'forgot', Brad Walker celebrating (that he didn't pay for his haircut), and James Kaan running.

Finally from Jon comes today's random cute bit of Northern rough.