Moving Pictures

Mark Wahlberg during his Marky Mark phase when people 'liked' his 'music'.



Le dalek français



The best of Queer as Folk UK



Blue Peter presenter Gethin Jones and his obsessions about shorts and rugby



Mr Gay UKs (I'm not overly impressed myself)


A thank you to Adam, Tobey, and Jak and more next week.

Port Boy

Above is a bit of YouTube obsession aimed at Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo which allows me to post a picture of him examining the contents of his shorts. Also it allows me to post some shirtless pictures of fellow footballers Frank Lampard, David Beckham, and Shaun Maloney plus one of the strange creases in Fernando Torres' shorts.

Now Brechi's a proper lawyer he has to think of a way to persuade Jonathan Togo to get his top off. Perhaps he could claim Jonathan's house isn't zoned for shirts.

Now some requests (from other people) the mildly cute ham acting chap from the Elephant do co dot uk advert and from Basil Brush, yes Basil Brush (the request came from a student) Christopher Pizzey dressed up as a genie and needing a gym membership.

A bit of naked blond fluff on Dr Who.

British actor Tom Payne in some BBC Edwardian thing I forget the name of.

And finally two random cute chaps and two not so cute chaps.

Washing Boy

Above is Canadian actor Mark Kaulius playing a bit of Aryan totty on a History Channel documentary. It must of been vital to the plot for Mark to be half naked and it's odd how it looks like an Abercrombie and Finch promotional video circa 1939.

Here is a cute anti Sarkozy protester who brought his not so cute mate along.

Dante missed out the circle of hell which is Eurovision (for the non Europeans out there each country enters a mediocre song, and everyone votes to pick a winner putting international bias over quality) but usually there is a reasonable totty quota to make it bearable. This year all I can find is N'ash a boyband from Spain and Greece's Sarbel. I apologise to Europe for British entry Scooch both visually and song wise. The presenter Mikko Leppilampi isn't bad though.

Finally from Damon comes today's random cute chappy.

And PS I'm doing a post on the best of YouTube and its clones this weekend so if you have any suggestions Email me.

And PPS a belated well done to Brechi for passing the New York State Bar Exam. Just what the world needed another lawyer....JOKE.

Handy Boy

Above is a shirtless chap trying to sell you his 'awesome hands' which is 'an appliance that you won't regret purchasing'

In football world, Frank Lampard is excited, as is John Terry but he's shirtless too and a shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo has a stroke.

Kenneth has CNN anchor Thomas Roberts so to speak.

In Australia their rules of football has Daniel Harris showing his pits, Alan Didak showing his legs, Andrew Carrazzo pokes out his tongue (cheers), but Chris Judd (cheers Paul) doesn't show his behind.

Rob spots something on CSI Miami, can you?

In the end for Bruce here are Hollyoaks 'stars' Kevin Sacre, Daniel Hyde, and Henry Luxemburg pose naked.

Bed Boy

Above is James Franco tied and oiled up in a pair of speedos in the film Whatever It Takes which you can download here.

Thanks to Doug for sending me some more shirtless pictures of American college footballer Tim Tebow in wet shorts which Doug approves of.

Larry Birkhead might be cute in a mildly melted way but does sleeping with someone and producing a child really make him a celebrity? And why can't violating probation be a capital offence in California?

Charlie Hunnam must have something in between his teeth (although it may be mutual), a bad back, but I'm not sure what he's having done to him in these pictures but I'm sure that there is an innocent explanation. I must ask Pete who sent me them.

Finally finishing where I started, Australian rugby player Mark Minichiello in red and black speedos, as is Michael Hodgson, but Scott Prince hides his choice.

Racquet Boys

Anyone for tennis...players? Well here's some Boceph took.

Germany's Tommy Haas [his site] serves up some shirtless practicing for his next bit of shirtless practicing. Tommy's got a nice ass too. Russia's Marat Safin [his site] might not be as buff as he was in the past (I can help him with push ups) or he could just play more. Spain's Juan Carlos Ferrara is mildly cute. And Jonas Bjorkman [his site] takes it off, his shirt that is.

Lathered Boys

Who is your Soap Hunk Adonis? James perhaps.

Kenneth kindly sent me some shirtless screencaps of Charlie Hunnam in the film Green Street and Beltane Fire Society's Red Charge of almost naked chaps.

AFLer Andrew Carrazzo gets savaged.

Footballers, Alan Smith shows a bit of flesh, David Beckham practices for the team hotel, Michael Owen takes off his top, while Scott Parker should be less covered up and Joe Cole assumes the position.

Musican Robin Thicke shirtless but with really, really tragic hair.

And finally from Fred comes Norwegian cyclist Thor Hushovd.

Tyler L

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No Longer Water Boy

Above is Ross Edgley [his site] a former Great Britain water polo player now turned model and fitness writer.

He doesn't seem to like smiling.

Storm Boy

British actor and model Alex Pettyfer, of whom you can find more here, is modelling being thin and covered in moles, possibly. These two models seem to be modelling shades and gloves because that's all they seem to be wearing. Grey seems to be the new tasteless clothing, I like the model though.

British boybander and now all on his own Ben Adams [his site and MySpace] shows some flesh, but not enough.

Rugby player Trent Cutler runs with his team and looks totally different with team mate Willie Mason. Scott Prince only wearing black speedos, that's all. And Will Harries looks far too cute and vulnerable to be a rugby player, but he is.

Plotted Boy

Above is Zac Efron showing off some flesh which I'm sure was vital to the plot (who am I kidding) of High School Musical. Zac may look all innocent but he happily plays with himself on the beach. Doesn't he know how bad it is to play alone?

Harry wanted me to post this shirtless picture of Justin Timberlake.

Following on from yesterday here's Santiago Cabrera when he was allegedly cute in the standard rewrite of history that was Empire. Santiago was amazingly wooden but did seem to have his top off almost the whole way through the miniseries often in a towel. Of course a shirtless hairy Chilean makes you think Ancient Rome.

Finally I like blonds even if it's so obviously out of a bottle and not the well done like Clinton Jones' (who taught that pose to David Armitage). I think Drew Petrie's in natural.

Tied Up Boy

Above is David's take on claims that Boy George 'kidnapped a male escort to use as a bondage slave'. His 'victim' Norwegian [rhymes with core], Auden Carlsen, looks a bit plain for £400-a-night. He must have other abilities.

Heroes star Santiago Cabrera got his top off in last night's episode. Santiago is not pretty but has his attractions.

The guess who this is chappy from yesterday was Noah Hathaway.

Aussie Rulers Jarod Rivers shirtless with and without Travis Johnstone, Paul Johnson is shy or cold, Daniel Hughes mostly bare, and for Dan, Nick Stevens sadly clothed.

For Nic here is German footballer Torsten Frings shirtless.

Finally some shirtless rugby players from Jerry, Braith Anasta, Craig Fitzgibbon, and Brett White.

'Acting' Boys

Above thanks to Tobey comes some scenes from David DeCoteau fleshfest Brotherhood IV: The Complex (you can guess its quality just from the title).

This chap was a famous TV and film actor in the 1980s and early 1990s, but who is it? The answer tomorrow.

AFLers, the kitted Beau Waters, Colin 'trainee beard' Garland, Trent Croad, and a shirtless Simon Prestigiacomo.

Doesn't Elijah Wood look cute but lost in this picture?

CSI NY this week featured AJ Buckley who might be an acquired taste and Ryan McPartlin who kept fully clothed which is a shame as he looks rather good minus them.

Finally it seems to be hot in Germany and the local totty are enjoying fountains.

Dream Boys

Above are the various types of flesh on the BBC get publicity for Andrew Lloyd Weber show 'Any Dream Will Do' in their loincloths. I quite liked Seamus but as they ditched him so Ben's (whose career highlight has been '[w]orking man to man with John Barrowman') going to be busy in my imagination. I feel sorry for Rob who because of his 'look' has got no chance of getting the part but doesn't 'look' that bad in a loincloth.

His song may not be very good but Daniel Zueras' video has its attractions. In case you didn't know Daniel was on Spain’s version of Fame Academy.

Australian rugby players, Steve sent me this picture of Riley Brown's ass (well more thigh) though I prefer him when he was recently seen naked on a bed, and Matt Cooper in his speedos.

Finally it's nice of these young shirtless chaps to take an elderly woman out with them to some event.

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New Boys

Above is an Allamericanguys.com promotional video featuring buff models in their swim and underwear from their 'New Breed'. More proof that eugenics can be fun.

Following on from David's dream casting for Equus Max suggests this chap possibly because he's with a horse but still he's rather cute in an Andrea Casiraghi but less eurotrash way.

Some more ski jumpers showing some flesh, Greg 'I'm 17' Baxter, Guido Ander, Michael Moellinger, and Florian Liegl from a distance and more the clothed Andreas Aren, Antonin Hajek, and Bjoern (to be in my bed) Einar Romoeren.

Finally AFLers David Hille having trouble with a water bottle and there is an odd focus on part of Trent Croad.

Horse Boy

David's dream casting of Jesse Metcalfe in Equus sadly Jamie Bell will be the one to takes over the nudity.

Adam 'I want to be a Tory MP' Rickitt gets his kit off on New Zealand soap Shortland Street. He still needs to eat more.

Another reason why football should be played naked, and for those who don't know that's Cristiano Ronaldo. Joe Cole seems to have forgot he plays football, though the top off is a nice (to) touch.

Fred kindly pointed towards some ski jumpers on the off season which seems to involve doing it on grass and wearing a lot less as Stefan Read, Anders Jacobsen, Tom Hilde, David Lazzaroni, blond fluff Bjoern Einar Romoeren, Julian Musiol, Christian Ulmer, and yes it is his real name Andreas Wank (I'll leave the puns to you).

Finally a rare thing a cute snooker player, Australia's Neil Robertson.

Tripod Boys

Above is a look at the homoerotism in the second series of the BBC's scifi series The Tripods. The producers thought cute chaps in armless tops and shorts in front of their master, and prolonged shower scenes were innocent.

It might be slower than the average BNP voter and really just a complicated rain dance but South African player AB de Villiers why watching cricket has its plus points.

The Collingwood AFL boys have a swim together (in shock horror black shorts) as is Mark 'I've filled up a bit' Jamar. How cold is Brad Miller really if he needs to wear a top but also speedos? Simon Godfrey seems to have had the same problem. Chris Dawes gets his top off and plays with Travis Cloke in the sea.

Big Cat Boy

Above is a news report on the rather cute South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius and his controversial carbon fibre artificial limbs (which are unhelpfully called Cheetahs) wanting to compete in able-bodied events. Here's Oscar with longer hair.

Rugby looks fun in Australia, Brett Seymour and Shaun Berrigan bond with each other, Robert Murphy wonders if anything is showing, and I'm not sure what doing this to Darius Boyd does to help him play rugby better.

A chap who likes steam rooms sent me an assortment of shirtless pictures of English footballer and blond from the bottle Alan Smith.

To end Tyson Ritter was and probably still is the lead singer and bassist of The All-American Rejects and now calls himself a 'designer' which might explain why he is shirt open on and off a bed with some lass.

Genetic Boy

Above is how an oddly cute generic male face looks morphed to meet the genetic averages of certain parts of the UK and Norway in general. Based on the averages I'm off to East Anglia, and Norway.

Fred pointed me the direction of the rather developed Niclas which means I have something to do tonight. You can find more of his blond Nordic hairiness here. Fred also likes Henrick which leaves me with Niclas. I'm so, so, so, gutted.

Australian rugby player Darius Boyd has a training programme which involves getting his top off, which is good, and making funny faces, which is not so good. Billy Slater does neither.

Juan kindly sent me some more pictures of fellow Venezuelan, and swimmer Albert Subirats who should increase the number of tourists coming to look at the aquatic life of his country.

Finally a couple of AFLers Jason Gram, and Luke Jericho.

Mud Pool Boy

Above is a shirtless James Strawbridge and family having a mud wrestle on It's Not Easy Being Green which you can download here if you want to.

AFL high kicking Ben McKinley, Michael Braun from just the wrong angle but when they get it right Beau Wilkes is wearing support pants, whilst Jared Crouch and Brett Kirk are shirtless.

There is something in English cricketer Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff's shorts but it might be a beer can.

The BBC went to all the trouble of getting the shirt off a lotter Ryan Carnes to play a character called 'Laszlo' on the weakest episode so far in the present series of Dr Who, and they not only kept his clothes on but made him look like this. Unfortunately I started thinking about the plot.

Finally from his MySpace comes American college footballer Tim Tebow shirtless.

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Forgotten Boys

I was rather naughty yesterday for not including this link which Dane sent me that leads to all the random cute chaps I featured.

Fitness trainer and model Gregory Capra [his site] has done some his bit for showing off his body and modelling not very much in and around the sea.

Rugby players, Zar Lawrence (yes that's a name) minus his top, Johnny Howard wearing his, as is Stephen Dippenaar who has odd teeth.

AFLers, Nick dal Santo, Joel Patfull, Michael Osbourne, and Matthew Moody.

Ballboy, model, and now actor Matt Lanter showed off some wet flesh on Shark for little plot reason.

Finally from Henry comes Filippo Inzaghi of AC Milan who excited at winning.

Taken One

Above is UK comic Harry Hill making fun of 'Born Survivor' Bear Grylls who is, according to the Sunday Times, 'the first sex symbol of the post-apocalyptic age'. Bear got his top off in a desert last weekend, it's a canyon this week.

Via Dane comes a number of random cute chaps doing their thing, some are out of it but very cute, proudly tattooed ones, modest shy ones, savaged ones, tired ones, posing ones, thin ones, and preppy ones.

To end some AFLers, Sydney Swan Barry Hall has a shower, Dale Thomas doesn't, and Alan Toovey is hairy but not that much on his chest.

Want Some Chocolate?

Jason lewis wants you to eat something...who cares what.

Thursday Boys

I was intending to post these on Thurdsay (last week) so only a bit late.

Thomas Dekker with two Ks plays some High School kid on Heroes even though he's university age, but hey Tom Welling's still doing it and he's nearly thirty (but yes I would still).

Now is you click here you may see a moving New Zealand rugby player Dan Carter doing some sit ups () in tight pants and without his top on. Or I might just be trying to be too clever by half. Fellow Down Under rugby players Steve Turner and Dallas Johnson are cute but Garrett Crossman has his top off.

In Aussie Rules world, Brad Sewell gets his top and shorts pulled off, now that's multitasking.

Questions about football are often dull so here are some more important ones. Do you think Alan Smith shaves his legs? If so why? Why does Joe Cole tuck his top in? Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing in Michael Carrick's shorts? Is David Beckham reallying doing it or has Mr Photoshop been on the prowl?

I'm Back

Well actually I was here all along but my broadband connection went down and it has taken them since Thursday last week to repair it.

If any of my readers were affected by the sad events at Virginia Tech the human connection was up and you were in my thoughts.

Palm Beach Boy

Above is Australian soap star Chris Hemsworth shirtless, meeting a small plump chap on the beach, but unfortunately not this one. You can find more of Chris here and here.

In Aussie Rules land we have Paul Medhurst and his odd hair, and Shane Parker and his large arms.

Thanks to Juan comes Venezuelan swimmer Albert Subirats topless (second from right) with some swimming friends.

And some of the new generation of rugby fluff England's Alex Goode, and Wales' wonderfully Victorian named Leigh Halfpenny.

Lake Boys

Above is a scene from Matthew Bourne's version of Swan Lake, the half naked chaps version, which has now reached Australia. See I do culture. So what does the publicist do? He gets the dancers in (well the bottom half) costume and get them to stand (and do odd poses) near to a lake, genius.

There was some fluff on this week's Dr Who so I thought I'd screencap him. Then he got eaten and no not in the good way.

Australian runner Iain Macfarlane at the end of some...ummm...running event.

Forget about how well each team is doing in the AFL are Tadhg Kennelly and Amon Buchanan just good teammates, was a letterbox the best thing to take a picture of Michael Pettigrew through, and can you see down Ted Richards' shorts?

A shirtless picture of Australian rugby player Braith Anasta, and some players from the Eels, and from the Souths (they're Australian rugby teams).

As requested, yet again, some shirtless pictures of English footballer Frank Lampard. Robert Teschet is also a footballer and partly shirtless.

Car Park Boys

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Above, via Jerome, comes either an interesting take on the effects of herbs on chaps in confined spaces or something 'normal for Norfolk'.

You make fun of his ability to act but still you get requests for pictures of British actor Aaron Johnson doing the street urchin thing.

They might get a grip on things as Scott Forest found out, think they are a plane called Mike Adamson, they may kick high as with Alex Goode and Adam Greendale (even if some, yes you Ben Lucas, do wear horrible black things) , their shorts might ride up like with Alec Jenkins and although everyone seems to want to play with Australian Tim Wright. but they still look better showing off some flesh. Take Sonny Bill Williams (now there's an idea) is he better like this top on or like this with it off? Isn't shirtless a better way for Darren Lockyer, Karmichael Hunt and Shaun Berrigan to train? Anyone might think they are there to play a sport and not keep me entertained.

And finally (and also by request) yes I do have ex of Spooks (before it went stupid) and a number of period dramas Matthew Macfadyen without his top on.

Ice Boy

Above is Bear Grylls gets his top off to get warm on C4's Born Survivor which you can download here. A cynic might suggest that if the presenter gets his top off more and more as the season progresses the ratings aren't that good.

They might be cute but now some of the kidnapped British sailors and marines are selling there stories with amazingly government permission, at least not all of them are doing it.

Junior AFLers Bryce Gibbs poses in an interesting way or perhaps he just likes bare legs, Leigh Adams, Ryan Griffen from the side, and Colin Garland. Older ones, Shaun Burgoyne shirtless, Shaun Hampson, Joel Bowden, and Jess Sinclair.

Happy Easter

Thanks David.

Judson

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Black Speedo Boys

Above (which can be downloaded here) are some of the lifeguarding 'cast' of Bondi Rescue doing a sort of ironman competition. It seems that apart from having to wear black speedos or shorts, to be a lifeguard on Bondi you have to have a nickname that ends in an 'o' like with Bisho (real name Greg Bishop) or a 'y' like with Reidy (real name Andrew Reid) although someone was plainly having an off day when they came up with 'Harries'. Perhaps they left the communal brain cell at home? To put it simply it's a lot of cute chaps running around in not that much often out of the water being blond (low rent Baywatch if you will) and some chap that I think was in Home and Away.

Australian Rules player Daniel Giansiracusa swims then walking around in black speedos (is that the only colour they have in Australia?) with teammate Josh West. I'm all for the less beefy type but won't Luke Blackwell, Robert Murphy, and Joe Anderson get blown away(not in the good way) in a strong wind and does David Teague take two bottles into the shower?

Australian rugby player Billy Slater has nice legs, Cameron Smith is scary, Russell Aitken is hairy and bendy, and to end a happy Josh Holmes.

Dan, Dan, the Underwear Man

Above are photos (which get bigger if you click on them) in case you don't know of New Zealand rugby player and underwear model Dan Carter sporting Jockey's new line in pants.

Final Boys

The final swimmers for a bit (the thing in Melbourne has ended), a celebrating South African Gerhard Zandberg, Venezuela's Albert Subiratsaltes, and San Francisco's Ben Wildman-Tobriner.

Australian cricketer Nathan Bracken shows some leg.

Via Andrew comes some shirtless Sydney Swans in the sea featuring Luke Vogels, Craig Bolton with Brett Kirk, Amon Buchanan, Simon Phillips, Ryan Brabazon, and various views of Jesse White.

Loughborough Boys

Above is from the Loughborough University Athletic Union Calendar 2007 (names as per filename) which you can download here.

Band Boy

Above is Spanish footballer Fernando Torres minus his top. Fellow footballers Leon Andreasen shows an interesting view, Kun Aguero pouts, and Scherer Andrade Maxwell's name seems reversible in Holland.

Barclays might not be a great bank but if they keep doing adverts with this cute chap shirtless even if it is from a distance they can do what they like to their customers.

Swimming questions, I don't know if a big jaw is a requirement of being in the Australian swimming team, if this chap is wondering if he can have a stroke, why British swimmer David Davies' body seems to big for his head and arms, why is Matt Welsh undoing his whatever they are, is Gabor Kis good at it, and where did South African Andrew Lauterstein's neck go?

Finally English rugby player Danny Care goes flying.

Sailor Boys

Iran we're still awaiting their return.

Wheel Boys

Above is cyclist Theo Bos doing his sport in tight PVC. The British cycling team are not that filling (the Danish one does much better) but that is no excuse for photographers cutting pictures like this one of Brit Ross Edgar just at the interesting bits. Fortunately they don't always do it like with Chris Hoy and Ross Edgar.

I just caught the end of Carmine Giovinazzo's bit of shirtlessitude on CSI New York.

Swimming, Australian Eamon Sullivan wins a large 50p coin, American Ryan Lochte checks nothing has escaped and then celebrates, while Serb Milorad Cavic looks annoyed, and Filippo Magnini and Brent Hayden do the 'hands on your hips' bit of the Time Warp.

Swim Boy

I'm not that surprised but Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe has finally come out...