Devil Boy

Above (via Red) is Oliver Lawton in the Bacardi Breezer - Devils Reunited in which he gets naked and covers his bits up with only one hand. He was a lot bigger in my daydreams. I'll just have to keep imagining the usually but not always hairy Oliver with the pre 1937 Hindenburg between his legs.

As requested a shirtless Jonathon Horton, and a naked Dougie Poynter [reloaded and added to] from boyband McFly (where have they vanished to?).

I don't know how much one should make of the Karshner triplets, Nick, Craig and Ryan liking to watch each other oil themselves up and often joining in too. I wonder how you get the spray baby oil on totty job.

Boy Beauty

Former child actor Sam Horrigan now has to get shirtless and into lycra and prance around a lot as the male 'Beauty' on Season 4 of Beauty and the Geek to pay the rent. I think he looks better hairy and with longer hair but you can't beat an ass in tight lycra (unless its naked of course). Geeks Jesse and John might not look that bad after a bit of styling and a haircut.

As requested former soap actor Eric Winter playing body dressed only in black shorts du jour on CSI TOS, and blond fluff with tiny nipples actor Elias McConnell without his shirt on.

Can you guess who my favourite hairy Swedish American is?

Finally Australian rugby players Ryan Hoffman, Cooper Cronk, Dallas Johnson, Matt Geyer, and Billy Slater all standing in the sea wearing only speedos, perhaps their bits overheated.

Wet Boy

Erick who models wet tops, wet baggy shorts, and wet briefs, then takes them off from the front and then from the back.

It seems part of the role of clothes' designers to dress cute models in the silliest things but I don't 'get' the arm less top, the down the farm look, the very open top, quiff and dots, green leather, and the massive shoulder looks.

here! is showing season three of soap Dante’s Cove featuring a shirtless Reichen Lehmkuhl and Jon Fleming.

Finally Miguel Angel Moya, Spanish goalkeeper and horrible shirt wearer, without his shirt on.

Train Boys

Kiwi rugby players Ali Williams, Luke McAlister, and Bryon Kelleher get shirtless on a French train. If they had tried it in the UK some jobsworth would have fined them. Oh and here's Sonny Bill Williams shirtless too.

Chris Lowell had to talk around looking all surfer with interesting bulges in his shorts to promote some show he was in, no idea which one.

Jason kindly sent me UK singer Ben Adams showing his trail and gets played with, plus James Alexander having a hairy shower.

And some Aussie Rules players in their shorts Brodie Holland, Heath Shaw, and Scott Pendlebury.

Cold Monkey Boy

Possibly geek chic but Arctic Monkey Alex Turner is quite cute even if he looks like a deer in the headlights sometimes.

Models wrestling in their underwear on a beach in Brazil.

Aussie Rules players wearing not very much, Ryan O'Keefe in a towel, and Chris Judd and Shaun Higgins in speedos.

Mostly borrowed blatantly from Superherofan Eric Johnson, Shawn Roberts, and various other blokes showing off their chests in the new version of Flash Gordon. Sadly the flesh hasn't saved Flash.

Finally from Andrew comes today's random cute chap.

Go to Boy

Here's model Oliver Lawton doing his bit for shirtless advertising and proving that even in a three minute commercial you can ham things up. As this video (cheers Red) shows Oliver seems to be developing a niche for himself as the go to chap for shirtlessness in adverts.

Kenneth has a shirtless Tom Brady (not locked in his cupboard).

The last group of hairy chaps for a bit, so here's actors Paul Telfer, Ciaran Griffiths, Sam Horrigan (cheers David), Matthew MacFadyen, and Jesse Hutch.

As requested English footballer Alan Smith shirtless and American in England Bobby Convey shirtless twice who seems to be confusing his footballs.

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New Boy

My latest obsession Novak Djokovic looks hairier from the side than from the front, how strange. But Novak is as smooth as face when compared with tennis player Robby Ginepri and his forestry (and that's just the lower slopes) or actor Steven Strait. Actor Shaun Sipos is hairy but only from a distance.

Gregory Capra in his underwear in front of a old building, discuss.

Jon thinks this Hollyoaks calender shot looks more Eurocreme than anything else. I, of course have no idea what he's on about. He also sent me a less plump Chris Fountain shirtless in a swimming pool.

AFLer Sam Mitchell dressed only in a pair of black speedos, you can discuss that too.

A couple of shirtless American gymnasts Clay Strother and Jon Horton.

As requested British dancer Will Kemp naked.

Srbija Boy

I think I'm developing a taste for hairy Serbians or possibly just Novak Djokovic [his site].

Models might be the totty equivalent of an art gallery (lots of pretty things you can't take home) but you can get them topped in black and blond ones in various shades from dark through to light. They also look better out of the 'clothes' they are asked to wear.

Paul sent me AFLer Luke Jericho shirtless, well a picture of him.

Any idea why I suspect that actor Kevin Zegers might be straight? Perhaps he's wearing it for a bet. Fellow Canadian Shawn Roberts is trying to look sexy to someone. Well if everyone else is busy...

Finally the leg showing AFLer Bryce Gibbs shirtless.

Ass Boys

Nobody will convince me that footballer Cristiano Ronaldo wears tight shorts that get clingy and partially see through when wet by accident.

Two acting requests, first Chris Olivero may have only one expression but he's not bad in just a pair of boxers, and Ryan Reynolds naked showing off his behind but this may be a stunt ass.

I'm told that totty like AFLer Chad Fletcher 'aren't hairy' but those like British actor Jim Alexander 'are hairy'. Who knew body hair was such a hot topic of debate.

Finally French rugby player Remy Martin naked on a plinth.

View Boys

Thanks Fred.

As Lance Franklin 'bonds' with Hawthorn Hawks teammate Trent Croad somebody tries to join in.

Pop artists the Perry Twins, Doug and Derek, shirtless [their site].

Jak sent me some pictures of Australian soap actor Kyal Marsh having a group bubble bath or perhaps he's filming a video.

Hairy and shirtless (otherwise it would be a bit pointless), formerly of Steps Lee Latchford Evans, actor Dan Futterman, Ryan Reynolds twice, with AFLers Darren Jolly and his hedge, and Campbell Brown on the farm. And here's a recent picture of tennis hairy Novak Djokovic.

Jan pointed me to Dutch cyclist Kai Reus [his site] who is bulging away.

And today's random cute chap.

Gladiator Boys

Ian Connell and Michael Mills train to be contenders on the revised American Gladiators which you can do too.

More shirtless hairballs, Aussie Rules player Heath Black, actor Paul Telfer, motor cyclist Rusty Hodgson, plus rugby players Ben Cohen, and Jeremie Ballais.

Bendy gymnasts from the US Jonathan Horton, from Hungary Krisztian Berki, from Russia Yury Ryazanov, and Germany's Phillip Boy twice showing the effects of gravity or excitement.

Finally Gregory Capra [his site] gets his top off yet again but this time from the side.

Over The Rhine Boys

They may all be small but the German gymnastic team is giving the American one a run for its money. You have Marcel Nguyen and his interesting poses, Philipp Boy who gets shirtless, and Robert Juckel who got his top off for a booklet which you can find here (pdf format). Also here's American Jon Horton and Romania's Cosmin Malita.

I been asked to post more hairy men (and helpfully to post less of them too) but instead of one post I'll do a few sections over the next week. Whatever your opinion it does let you see some shirtless pictures of singer Billy Currington, actor Matt 'now doing beer adverts' Milburn, model turned actor Chris Carmack how I hope to find him on top of my bed tonight, dancer turned actor Kip Gamblin, AFLer Campbell Brown, presenter Scott Lasky, actor Chris Coghill thrice, and actor Justin Hartley's stubble.

Jon sent me this scan of part of next year's Hollyoaks calender which he thinks looks like a Falcon Studios (whoever they are) publicity shot.

Beverley Boys

Above are some of the beef in the 2008 Beverley Rugby Club Nude Calendar which you will soon be able to buy here.

Evan

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Too Clothed Boys

Models be they hairy (some are), blond, dark and handsome, showing a nipple, or some cleavage, or trying to look rugged, they all wear far too many clothes.

As requested member of the Sideswipe Performance Team (think martial arts dancing) Matt Mullins [his site] shirtless. David has some screen caps and a video from a mobile phone advert he was in.

AFLers Matt Rosa, Tyson Stenglein, Simon Goodwin, Brett Burton, and Nathan Van Berlo.

Australian rugby player Berrick Barnes gets shrink wrapped and forgets it is daytime.

And today's random cute chap.

Cut Boys

Kiwi rugby beef, Sonny Bill Williams is more a fillet, while Byron Kelleher is a porterhouse, and no I'm not going to say I'm happy to eat both.

AFLers, Blake Grima and teammate Daniel McConnell who should learn this is probably not the best pose to take.

Joseph wanted a naked picture of Ben Chesney from this year's Shipwrecked and Rich wanted presenter cum DJ cum Craig Doyle shirtless.

Gymnastically, Germany's Fabian Hambuechen might be about 3 foot tall but when you can do this and this the logistics might be easier than you think. Teammates Phillipp Boy (enjoy), and Marcel Nguven gives the locker room possibilities. France's Arnaud Willig and Benoit Caranobe aren't bad but white trousers are never flattering. Jordan Jovtchev can still do all the positions. Flavius Koczi wished he hadn't looked at the others changing and Maxim Deviatovski is an 'n' away from being interesting.

To end today's random cute chap, a blond this time.

Neck Down Boy

I prefer this Andy Murray to this one, does that make me evil? To make up here's Andy Roddick, a plump Richard Gasquet the hairy Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, and Robby Ginepri all shirtless. Clothed when playing are Daniel-Alejndr Lopez, Ryan Thacher, Jason Rigg, and Jared Easton.

Tom Basden was the gormless one in the Barclays adverts and Luke wants me to repeat the shirtless pictures I posted a time ago of him. Harry wanted some shirtless pictures of Hollyoak's James Sutton.

Michael C Hall got shirtless again on Dexter. He was in the shower so he had an excuse

And to end today's random cute chap.

Pap Boys

Ellis wanted a shirtless picture of the boys of failed band Pop! aka Glenn Ball [his site] and Jamie Tinkler (far too easy) so here is one. I was also asked for a shirtless pictures of Crimewatch presenter and policeman Rav Wilding.

The final (until the next meet) load of athletes, runners Tim Benjamin, Galen Rupp, Tom Parsons, Kurt Mulcahy, and David Gillick, those who throw, Hansvan Alphen, Paul Terek, and Tero Pitkamaki from the front and back (thanks Fred), and jumping Olexiy Lukashevych, and Yaroslav Rybakov.

And to finish today's random cute yet oddly familiar chap.

Crown Totty

As requested His Highness Prince Carl Philip of Sweden [fansite] shirtless but having problems with a blow up toy. I think he looks a tad like New Zealand rugby player (and underwear model) Dan Carter.

And after that obvious link here's Dan Carter with his top off. So are most of his fellow All Blacks, like Ali Williams, Chris Jack, Andrew Ellis with Leon MacDonald, and Keven Mealamu with Luke McAlister.

Swimmers may they be smooth or hairy, blond or dark haired, short or shaggy, all provide good visuals. These are borrowed from The Deck.

The penultimate lot of totty from the athletics, Germany's Bjoern Otto, he jumps, he scores, he pouts while countrymen Danny Ecker just jumps and Arthur Abele just throws things. Brad Walker of the United States won something (an epilator?), well done to him.

Pair Boy

As somebody wanted a chap with big breasts, I thought of Todd Thornton and his growing pectorals.

Kenneth has TJ Wilk in his underwear.

Athletes that run, Roman Sebrle and his package, Aaron Rouge-Serret and his, those that throw things, Robert Harting and his lycra filling, Andreas Thorkildsen shirtless, and Romain Barras, and jumpers, Tim Lobinger, Robert Jacob Arnold, Romain Mesnil, and German Andre Niklaus, cools himself down. Thanks to Fred and Pete for some of those.

Zach D

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Chest Boy

Joe thought we needed to examine footballer John Terry's chest in detail.

Who has the cutest relay team, the Australians, or the British? I'm voting Australian. Solo runners Nick 'Bill wants me' Symmonds, and Jeffrey Riseley if you like them a bit d'oh, But enough runners, here are the spear throwing Breaux Greer, Jarrod Bannister, Pablo Pietrobelli, and Eric 'Bill wants me too the greedy bugger' Brown, the jumping Arthur Abele, Steven Hooker, and the forever jumping Robert Jacob Arnold, and the putter Josef Karas.

Is it me or has the quality threshold in Australian swimmers gone down recently? But there may be some hope.

Finally as requested former Neighbours actor Blair McDonough in his underwear.

Couple of Boys

Sam wanted to see former Home and Away actors Mitch Firth and Chris Egan get close while shirtless.

Two blond jumpers called Chris, the German Christian Reif, and Chris Tomlinson with the red headed Greg Rutherford. Australian Chris Noffke has the wrong hair colour to be included but jumps. And before I get too silly here for those who like beef over chicken is Germany's Robert Harting.

Billy Slater gets his shorts caught on something while Craig Wing is probably not doing what it looks like he's doing, while Ben Ross might have an active finger or two. Oh and here's Ryan Girdler shirtless too.

And to end today's random cute blond swimmer.

Not So Naked Boys

Australian rugby players Daniel Conn and Dene Halatau are Naked For A Cause, but probably inside the calender. I prefer Daniel minus the grease (or paint or whatever that is) and minus his shorts but we don't always get what we want.

As near as I could find former Home and Away actor Ben Steel to being shirtless.

Some more athletes, Brit Andrew Steele closer in, Germany's Eike Onnen, Switzerland's Marc Schneeberger and Marco Cribari, South Africa's Christian 'odd shoes' Krone, and Finland's Visa 'lunch pack' Hongisto.

And finally a montage of Shawn Roberts' behind and him shirtless with Chad Allen.

Dominion Boys

Blond fluff Canadian actor Steve Byers starred in the soap Falcon Beach which even though he showed a lot of flesh and got shirtless but the show still got cancelled. Perhaps if he went as far as fellow Canadian Shawn Roberts is willing to go he might have saved the show.

As requested Australian rugby player Daniel Conn wearing nothing at all.

Kim sent me these pictures of Australian actor Ben Nicholas with some suggested captions so here is 'take me' and 'insert here'.

English cricketer Stuart Board really needs to get his top off.

What part of the game of rugby would need Australian players Mark Gerrard, and Drew Mitchell requires on the ground with raised behinds? The showers afterwards perhaps. I'm sure there are easier ways to pull down Matt Giteau's shorts. And why is it always the not so visual players like Mark Chisholm who take their tops off?

Finally the photographers at the world athletics seemed to want to capture Canadian hurdler Adam Kunkel's bulge from various angles.

Running Boys

As the world athletics championships are on in Japan here are some athletes, Australia's Joshua Ross, Kiwi Gareth Hyett, Sweden's Henrik Skoog, and Norway's Anton Andersson shirtless with friends.

His boiness goes to Copenhagen to study the wildlife.

American gymnasts, Cole Storer, Philip Onorato, Justin Spring shirtless and wrapped up, Blaine 'must train shirtless' Wilson, and Todd Thornton's behind.

And to end AFLer Ben Cousins shirtless in the ocean.

Machine Boys

Dolce & Gabbana have gone for an industrial theme by getting their fluff to stand around wearing little surrounded by bits of plastic made to look like metal.

As requested Corey Sevier in all his shirtless big breasted glory [more here], and a couple of collages Josh Randall with his top off which are David's.

now for some swimmers, a foursome of Australian swimmers though I'll start on the outside and not work my way in, Canada's Andrew Hurd and his hopefully obscured bulge, Australians Sean Piper, and Travis Nederpelt, and somebody called Ian Thorpe doing what I believe is called a deck change.

Peter

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Third Boy

Here's the dark haired hairiness of Dominic and his pelt.

Frank Lampard, useless footballer but doesn't look bad with his top off.

Via David Reymundo Santiago gets tied up on stage for Dickens which you can see part of here. On a similar theme a shirtless Eric Johnson (from Fred) though went too far on the braces and I'm not overly impressed about his dentists office.

Finally dancer Jason Piper [his site] in Swan Lake. I do love culture.

Iberian Boy

From David is Spanish singer, presenter, and actor Àlex Casademunt overly protected.

For Craig here are some shirtless pictures of Australian travel presenter former VJ, and Cleo model, Jason Dundas who looks good in shorts but should avoid speedos as he doesn't fill them that well.

John sent me a picture of an unknown Australian rugby players ass, which vaguely matches some fall out on the pitch.

I'm not sure if the rough look suits Jesse Metcalfe, but if it means he'll take his top off...

If you are protesting with placards saying 'I'd rather go naked...' it is a little disappointing that you're not. But then again if those who do are rather cute it makes up for the shy ones (or the cute naked ones hiding in the crowd). I love that the security guy has 'security' written in felt tip pen over his chest, how the naked ones are trying not to look at nearby girls (for some reason) and how smooth these anti fur protesters are.

Footballers Andreas Beck and Rouwen Hennings are German and blond, no link there.

Finally from Fred comes Norwegian model Martin Andersen topless.

Does a lot for Charity

This blog is helping Duong Yean from Cambodia to expand her grocery business through a bit of microfinancing.

So you can look at the totty and know you're helping someone too.

Australian Boys

Simon Baker, actor, surfer, and women's dressing gown wearer, spent at least half of his appearences in the first episode of Smith without his top on yet it was still crap. Anything that stereotypes an Australian as a surfer (at least ten of them aren't) and a womaniser might give good visuals but that's all.
Finally Scott (a third one) kindly sent me these shirtless pictures of mildly hairy Australian soap actor Mark Furze proving why sofas get all the luck.

Psycho Boy

The second (and final) load of caps from David DeCoteau epic Beastly Boyz and Sebastian Gacki is still doing bad things to boys in their underwear. Well almost, this chap fails to take his top off and gets despatched quickly.

Then along comes a curly haired bloke who starts off fully clothed(ish) but psycho boy knocks him over the head with a log. It's not the end for the curly one because he gets tied to the beam of a long cabin (hard to do to an unconcious person but lets not dwell on the legion of plot flaws) and striped to his underwear. He's not the only one in his pants, so is psycho boy. We have two chaps, in their underwear, both in gags, one tied up, and the psycho boy pulls it out (ok pulls out his knife) and starts running it over curly haired boy's body and then further down, where it lingers and lingers. After playing with the curly one (and his nice ass) for about ten minutes finally psycho boy goes you know what.

The next victim keeps his top on so is hardly on screen.

The next (and last) victim is exercising with (shock horror) his top off (and an odd bulge in his shorts) and that produces the need for long lingering shots of his torso. He too gets stabbed (eventually).

The message of the film? If you're in the woods having your top off increases your life expectancy.

Cut Out Boy

I'm using a capricious WiFi system for the next week that cuts out faster than a Third World power supply so posts will come at odd times (said the nubile young man to the bishop).

Anyways onto to the fluff, as he was so popular here's another shirtless picture of model Joe Griffith.

Are those UK athlete Chris Tomlinson's pants or the lining of his shorts?

I know that US actor Justin Hartley is hairy, then why are these the most hairy pictures I can find of him? Well if you look really carefully you can just about make some hair out (or that could just be a distortion).

The Port Adeliade AFL boys have a swim, bless.

Some American gymnasts, Paul Hamm might have a career elsewhere if gymnastics doesn't work, as might his brother Morgan and their shaving teammate Alexander (aka Sasha) Artemev.

English cricketer Stuart Broad has a nice behind, discuss. Anyone who says 'I've seen better' needs to be more inventive.

And finally today's random cute chap found on Getty Images.

Psycho Boy

Today's post features a lot of screencaps from David DeCoteau epic Beastly Boyz in which Sebastian Gacki plays a vengeful brother out to get revenge on the muscular young men who did naughty things to his sister.

Psycho boy needs to get fit for his nemesis impression so he first does pull ups in only a pair of white pants which for some reason needed to be filmed for about a minute in slow motion. Then on went some red shorts, which for a reason that I'm sure was vital to the plot, meant lots of shots of Sebastian's chest and groin. Then psycho boy is back doing pull ups in his underwear but with the camera closer in. In case we missed it a minute earlier a tired psych boy is back in his red shorts but this time...no wait for it...his left leg's up not his right one and he's showing off his armpits. At least Sebastian seems to be enjoying himself.

Having had enough exercise psycho boy needs to lie down and run a kitchen knife over his sweaty body down to his groin. I'm not sure what knife over sweaty flesh is supposed to symbolise if anything.

You get twelve minutes of Sebastian in pants or shorts.

After meditating psycho boy goes to find his first victim. While this chap is having a shower and we watch the long lingering shots of his body and face he is joined by psycho boy. Sebastian comes up behind the muscular chap and just when you being to think things are going to get good Seb spoils it all by going all stabby.

More to come.

Justin Z

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Seaweed Boy

I'm not sure why but I often get requests for naked pictures of Australian actor (and soon to be lawyer (well it beats waiter (just))) Ben Unwin, and occasionally for soap actors in leather trousers. Synchronicity abounds.

Models are odd beasts, some think they should only have one name like Janez, some are better known for their body than their face like Wil Denton, some like Michael Rothkopf (ironically Michael Redhead) superglue their hand to their heads, some need tans as Joe Griffith shows, others such as Wes Cotton used to play rugby, you even get those like Andy Ashton who have bodies too big for their heads, but Matthew Taylor who they draw on still look cute.

Finally Tom sent me this picture of Keith and Derek Brewer who are sadly not at the bottom of my garden.

Cheek Boy

AFLer Jamie Charman shirtless and showing a firm talent.

Boyband requestitude the various bits of the failed Phixx who quickly got to the tops off stage then oblivion, which included Mickey, Nik and Chris, and yes I do have another picture of Take Thater Jason Orange in PVC.

American actor Reiley McClendon who got very close and pouty with Jonathon Togo on CSI Miami. Poor Jonathon must have enjoyed it that his sixteen year old costars was taller than he is.

English rugby beef Josh Lewsey, and Olly Barkley, and French rugby boeuf Aurelien Rougerie.

American gymnasts, a possible Hamm sandwich with Paul and Morgan, or on its own with Paul. Sasha Artemev shirtless coy with some other bits of shirtless gym fluff, which occasionally gets played with.

Balkan Boy

Novak Djokovic, Serbian tennis player, Grease want to be, 'singer', and man of varying hair lengths.

Edward sent me this only in underwear model (or model in underwear) Dennis van den Eijk.

German athletes, runners Thomas Blaschek shirtless and in short shorts, Bastian Swillims, Ingo Schultz, spear thrower Stephan Steding, and discus thrower Robert Harting.

To continue the cute bit actor from yesterday here's a picture of American actor Matt Long shirtless.

And in the end a picture of English rugby player Ben Cohen shirtless and hairy is a good way to relaunch his site, whilst Australian Steve Turner goes a bit smoother.