Oily Boys

Imagine the looks that the Turk who suggested getting a pair of young men all oiled up and let them have a wrestle, occasionally sticking their hands down each others trousers. Whatever happened it became popular.

International Jock do a whole range of 'bulge enhancing' underwear, with complicated pouches and the like. Nobody use socks any more?

Red Rose sent me some screencaps of Hayden Christensen lying around shirtless and showing off his armpits in the film Jumper. As he's not the greatest actor it's good that Hayden is so pretty.

The rather cute junior Aussie Rules player Will Martiniello needs to do one of those shirts (but called 'naked') calenders.

And, via Markus, today's random cute chap called Adam.

Boys Back

We all get a boyband to want to savage during our youth and mine was the New Kids on the Block. (mostly Jonathan Knight (awaits 'what about Joey...'). Above is a 'making of' promo for their new single Summertime.

What does Stuart Manning shave with, a lawnmower?

I've a thing for American actor Justin Hartley even when he shaves. So does Nick who thinks Justin looks good lying spread out in costume.

The visuals of this year’s International Gay and Lesbian Aquatic Championships.

And Joel Greenshields (wonderful name) with some other Canadian swimmers, American Scotts Spann, and Usher, plus Matt Grevers.

Dungeon Boy

Gethin Jones is leaving kid's TV and moving onto more adult programming, which might explain why he's doing shirtless chained to the wall photo shoots (or he got well paid).

James MacKenzie aka Kenzie, MC Kenzie, or MC Kit Off, once a boybander and then reality 'star' he's now trying modeling in his pants with his top off but he doesn't seem to like it. Annoyingly he's had a shave ('Where's my chest hair gone?') since be took his shirt off last time.

Ryan Lochte looks better out of his Borg suit and with Cullen Jones (thanks) and even Michael Phelps.

And rugby player Cameron Smith gets all caveman with Jonathon Thurston.

Self Display Boy

On the latest Big Brother Dale shows off hit pit, has a fiddle, looks coy, and gets dressed up with his fellow housemates. I wonder how many issues of Heat he'll be in. All of these are borrowed from Casperfan.

More athletes trying to impress for the Olympics, Germans the smooth legged, position taking, Pascal Behrenbruch (he also gets shirtless), Jens Werrmann, and Stefan Drews, Brits Rhys Williams, and Nick McCormick, Estonia's Kristjan Rahnu, Finland's Mikko Kyyro (thanks Drew), and the Ukraine's Oleksandr Korchmid.

And from Eli comes today's random cute bearded chap.

Cub Sandwich Boys

Anyone would look pleased sandwiched between the shirtless Justin Chatwin and Shaun Sipos.

With the Olympics coming up some athletes to admire, from the Netherlands is Ingmar Vos who fills his running shorts but shaves his armpits but not his face, Sweden's Henrick Skoog (yes Skoog), and Gustaf Hultgren, Finland's Jaako Ojaniemi and his bulge, and Russia's Aleksey Drozdov.

AFLer James Hird sits in a bulging way (anyone spot a post theme yet?)

British triathlete Will Clarke bulging more in blue than in red (yes it is probably his position not the colour of the lycra).

And hairy British soap actor Stuart Mannering in his pants (which cost £55).

Strolling Boys

British rugby beef Tom May has a shirtless stroll along the beach with James Grindal.

The plot may have been ludicrous, and the acting a tad wooden but The Covenant did have a lot of male flesh on display including that of (L-R) Toby Hemingway, Chace Crawford, Taylor Kitsch, and Steven Strait. It's also good to see Brit Toby Hemingway's behind playing such a crucial part in the film.

Cristiano Ronaldo puts something between his legs and tries to ride it but fails dismally. Even looking silly he does have more appeal than David Beckham (in my opinion).

And American swimmer Michael Phelps and his behind do have their charms even through the Borg suit. That typed Brendan Hansen manages to do it half Borg.

Tyler

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Believed Boys

Ian believes that the Borg outfit suits Canadian swimmer Joel Greenshields and shows off some of his best bits, although I think young Joel would look good if he was dressed. Mike believes that Strike member Liam (L) is whispering to Danny (R) that his trousers are coming down.

Did they intend to put Australian rugby player Cameron Smith's crotch right in the centre of this photo?

Excuse me while I obsess a bit about all 6 foot five inches of American athlete Andrew Wheating and his wonderful ability to get hyper and react in a goofy I've just realised that I've won something, oh yeah way.

And Brad Kahlefeldt who is part of the Australian (navel showing) team, along with Courtney Atkinson, and Spain's Javier Gomez's goes right.

Army Boys

A couple of rather cute British Paras in Afghanistan even though they've drawn all over themselves.

Tight swimming shorts let you see some flesh and hints at things below like here with American Ryan Lochte, but the whole Borg thing that Larsen Jensen is wearing hides so much. They've turned the sport of the tight speedo into a wet dream for DuPont.

A video of Blue Peter presenter Gethin Jones with his top off.

At the US Olympic trials I hope Chris Randolph, James Hardee, Jordan Boase, Chris Helwick, and Joe Cebulski got through.

Some shirtless Australian rugby players including Cameron Smith at the far left and Darren Lockyer at the far right.

And Mark Nicoski decides to rip the clothes off fellow AFLer Lance Franklin.

Wet Shirt Boy

British actor Dominic Cooper almost shirtless while wearing a shirt (thanks Jake), while Texan actor Gil McKinney is quite cute in a whatever you call them.

American athletes Chris Solinsky, Robert Curtis plus Paul Litchfield and his package.

Species 123 sent me this shirtless picture of Dale who is looking for his fifteen seconds of infamy on this year's Big Brother UK.

Tommy was in a German boyband called Seize the Day which never got anywhere so he did some modeling and swimwear wearing. I wonder what he's doing now.

Again from Famousmales.uk.net more pictures of Sandbach Rugby Club captain Tim Oakes in which he's naked but only showing off his behind, or a tinsy weeny bit of his penis.

As requested Thom Evans' former boyband Twen2y 4 se7en when they were on The Salon.

Trees Boy

Famousmales.uk.net has commissioned some in underwear and [nudity alert] naked photos of Sandbach Rugby Club captain Tim Oakes, who featured in the UK TV 'documentary' 'Generation Xcess'. I posted a video of Tim and his team's frolics, and desire to show their behinds off (and occasional their bits in the locker room and in public). You can download the video here [/nudity alert].

German footballer Carsten Janker (no not rhyming slang) finds his shorts keep getting caught on his third leg.

Borrowed from Superherofan, here is Weeds actor Hunter Parrish who has bulked up but still looks 12 sometimes but that might be because the actress playing his mother is taller than him. I have no idea what he is doing here.

Gregory has been out again taking pictures of the fluff of Paris who are fiddling with nets and playing beach volleyball.

And International Jock's latest underwear model is David Chaloub who could be wearing nothing for all these brief hide.

Trek Boy

Kelly Osbourne's latest bit of arm furniture Luke Worrell would look a lot better without the Andorian hair.

The lycra things that British triathletes (left to right) Alistair Brownlee and Will Clarke wear does off things to their bulges but that finally settle down a bit. Two lasses and Will hugs Alistair, interesting.

Sometimes AFL fluff like Andrew McConnell get hurt.

Gregory Capra went to Gay Pride in Paris and didn't get at all obsessed about one chap in yellow plastic shorts and take lots and lots of photos of him, and his pelvic thrusts so much that he noticed.

And American gymnast Todd Thornton gets shirtless and arty.

Montaged Boys

Last night's Shark featured Chris Payne Gilbert lying around sun bathing until disturbed and manhandled, plus Shaun Sipos showing off his hairy chest which you can download here and here.

Aussie rugby with some shirtless pictures of the short bulging Scott Prince and the I don't see it but others do Johnathan Thurston shirtless too.

A shirtless picture of Matthew Mullins from the martial arts with our shirts off display team Sideswipe (or America's version of Strike).

And a partially shirtless picture of Spanish footballer Nacho Novo.

Bryan

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Door Boy

Zachary Quinto 'just out of the shower' and odd looking in last night's episode of Heroes which you can download here and here.

Dani Pedrosa [his site] is a Spanish motorcycle rider who looks good in leathers but even better out of them.

As requested British actor, late of Dr Who, Colin Morgan shirtless.

Dutch Euro 2008 players, with Ibrahim Afellay at the front, train for something possibly off the pitch, or with Robin van Persie. Thanks Jan.

A shirtless Daniel Conn contemplates a window.

Spanish actors Martino Rivas and Jon Gonzalez star in soap/horror/drama El Internado which looks fun. Jon seems shy but Martino doesn't seem to mind getting his top off regularly.

And although he lost British tennis player Chris Eaton keeps on giving.

Two Score Boys

Ron Williams of Vista Video has a new underwear website featuring two of his models, Aaron and Marcel, above.

New Boy

British tennis player Chris Eaton and his trail has even made it onto the BBC (thanks Markus).

Croatian footballer Ivan Rakitic shirtless, German Bastian Schweinsteiger shirtless from behind, and England's John Terry.

Lanky geeky but cute American soap opera fluff Blake Berris before and after the makeover.

German athletes in their lycra, Arthur Abele, Michael Schrader takes off, Andre Niklaus, and not German but from Wayne, a high jumper getting more height.

And thanks to Andrew today's random cute shaded boys.

Boy in the Americas

Spanish gymnast Alex Barrenechea gets shirtless in America.

Actors (left to right) Brent Gorski and Eli Kranski in promotional shots for the film Holding Trevor, which involve a lot of holding, how inventive. From what I hear the film's not bad.

The tennis is on so here's some footballer flesh, Germany's Torsten Frings, Lukas Podolski, Clemens Fritz, and Mario Gomez having a fiddle, with Denmark's Soren Larsen, and Iceland's Eidur Gudjohnsen.

And US divers in their tight speedos, Justin Wilcox, Jevon Tarantino, Aaron Fleshner, and Christopher Colwill.

Running Boy

Above is actor Nathaniel Marten who plays a jogger in the Supernatural episode 'Time Is On My Side' who hears something, ignores it, gets drugged, strapped down shirtless (rather loose straps), then some surgery. You can download the clip here and here.

Serbian Tennis player Novak Djokovic assumes the/a position.

International Jock's latest underwear model is Justin Gaston who is currently appearing on NBC’s 'reality' Pop Idol knock off 'Nashville Star'. They've tried to make Justin, who isn't the biggest boy, show through as much as possible.

And today's two random cute and hairy swimmers.

Behind Boys Boy

What is the cause (or causes) of developments in American gymnast Todd Thornton's trousers?

Who said American actor Chace Crawford wasn't versatile (as an actor)? He can do a shirtless cowboy, a shirtless American footballer, and a shirtless surfer, but can't quite manage angry while shirtless.

Will nobody give British long jumper Chris Tomlinson a hug?

I'm not that great a fan of ballet (and no nothing about soft furnishings) but Italian dancer Roberto Bolle [his site] could change that.

British actor Oliver Jackson-Cohen needs to show some flesh not do impressions of bell towers in Tuscany.

Footballers, Spain's Francesc or Cesc Fabregas looks quite cute all pouty and topless but he really looks better without the Alice band (in fact all chaps do) and does Turkish player Ilhan Mansiz realise an eagle's attacking his nipple?

And today's random cute but beefy swimmer (borrowed from here).

Levels of Buff Boy

I preferred the normally buff Zac Efron over the spent a lot of time at the gym buff Zac Efron if you understand what I mean.

A short shorts of shirtless Australian Rules players, Nick Lower alone, with Tom Logan, Trent Hentschel, Matthew Lloyd, Andrew McLeod, Peter Burgoyne, Will Minson, Matt Thomas, and Tyson's caps of the blond cuteness that is Bernie Vince.

And a shirtless (and possibly bulging) Australian rugby playing Karmichael Hunt.

Short Tightening Boy

A view of Cristiano Ronaldo's best side.

Kiwi rugby player Luke McAlister shirtless, with Dan Carter, with Ali Williams, with Andrew Evans (who gets excited playing golf) and with Andrew Ellis plus Sione Lauaki, twice. Kiwi rugby players like to take their tops off as evidenced by Sonny Bill Williams, and most of their team. Across the Tasman are Brett Stewart and Darren Lockyer.

From David, German gymnast Fabian Hambuechen doing some synchronised leaning.

And shirtless Australian polysport Hayden Danks.

Pondered Boys

As Wimbledon approaches the big question is who will show the most flesh Mr Baggy Tops Andy Roddick, or Mr Strip Whenever Possible Novak Djokovic? Also can we get Andy Murray's head to look as good as his body?

Model Chris Datolla made Dollar spell hot wrongly, so he must be good.

Some requested bits of beef (mainly) a photo of four Hollyoaks 'actors' which I'm told looks like 'a porn cover', policeman slash presenter slash wanting a career in showbiz Rav Wilding, and, though he's been shorn on US TV Scottish actor Paul Telfer in all his hairiness in Hercules, and in Spartacus.

And as I was posting him elsewhere here are other people's caps of British actor Matthew Kennard shirtless and hairy in the BBC daytime soap Doctors.Then Matt takes his top off again.

Spread Boy

Cute, with the surname Boy (first name Philipp) and able to do this, he must be the life of any party.

From Voodoo Academy to Army Wives, getting slowly hairier, American actor Drew Fuller has made a career of playing cute, shirtless, but not overly bright characters. Oh and his behind looks good even through a towel. These were borrowed from Superherofan. The UK version of Drew is Stuart Manning who for some reason can't move his left hand off his jeans and does not overly bright to perfection.

American swimmer Michael Phelps and it might just be the swimsuit, I hope.

And hosting footballers Austria's Sebatian Prodl shirtless who is just waiting to be punned, and the rather cute Martin Harnik minus his top.

Covered Boy

I don't claim to understand the publicist's mind but getting someone as cute and hairy as Australian soap actor Paul O'Brien dressed up in a large sock seems silly.

As promised British actor Colin Morgan acting his little heart out (if a little over the top) in the last Doctor Who episode. Who knew the cute rebellious teenagers of the future would still wear black and pout. Actually I think the look suits Colin (as would no shirt at all).

He may be small (and shave his armpits) but German gymnast Fabian Hambuechen [his site] has things going on in his shorts.

And I am a little surprised it has taken this long for someone to suggest to me that Strike(ers) Danny (black) and Liam (blond) are more than just teammates based on this. Not exactly convincing evidence.

12 Boy

Above (borrowed from here) is British actor Colin Morgan who played Jethro in last week's Dr Who episode, Midnight. It seems a waste to have cute fluff in almost every episode and to keep them clothed. Some screencaps when the episode downloads fully.

American tennis player Robby Ginepri may be known for his often on display hairy chest but with a contrast is developing perhaps long hair isn't the best option any more. That said I'll happily savage any cute chap who gets photographed sitting like this.

David has played around with Justin Timberlake's bulge, as was I in my last daydream.

And X Factor reality 'star' (no not Mr Moon River) Andy Williams [his site/MySpace] has done some shirtless modeling, but I think he looks better shadowless.

Map Book Boy

British TV Gladiator Atlas aka Sam Bond might think we are still in the 1980s but can get a hair cut.

As requested and popular in America some new shirtless pictures of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo which isn't hard as he barely wears a shirt.

The British cycle team are quite cute but seem to be lacking something.

New Zealand rugby players Richard Kahui shirtless and hairy, and his nice legs, plus the beefy Greg Rawlinson shirtless, and Australia's Darius Boyd being played with in only his underwear.

And today's random cute dressed up chaps.

All American

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Fire Boy

Another episode of Heroes, another flimsy excuse for Milo Ventimiglia to get his shirt off, and run around showing off his body (but not acting skill). The excuse this time is that it was burnt off. You can download it here.

Taking the Milo approach to self publicity Scottish actor James McAvoy chose only to wear roses on television while British actor Aaron Johnson put shirtless pictures of himself on net.

Dutch judo player (do you play judo?) Jason Gawke [his site] does some damp shirtless modeling. You can find more of Jason here.

And American swimmers Scott Usher and Eric 'very filling' Shanteau who go speedo, and Michael Phelps who goes Borg.

Danny Boy (with added Liam)

More of (as requested) Liam Richards and Danny Ball (l-r) who make up the martial arts display team (or professional face makers) Strike. Danny might need to do a little work or stop slouching.

As there is some football competition thing on hence footballers,Germany's Arne Friedrich isn't shy about sitting in interesting positions, and showing off his pert behind, but still this is as near as I've got to finding him shirtless, no such difficulties with Cristiano Ronaldo who takes his shirt off and shows off his behind, and Switzerland's twin David Degen shows off his nipples and his leg spreading talents.

And Australian rugby beef Darren Lockyer in a fun position.

Boys on Ice

Training ice hockey players, Jamie Arniel needs to grip on tight and have two things on his shoulders and do press ups, as does Jared Staal, Michael Del Zotto needs to blow hard and make fists, Steven Stamkos rides something, and I've run out of ideas with Nikita Filatov.

Jack sent me MythBuster Tori Belleci showing some flesh, in picture form sadly.

Footballers, a shirtless Canadian Englishman Owen Hargreaves, Sweden's Marcus Rosenberg shows off his nipples, Finland's Mikael Forssell gets patted, and Norway's Per Ciljan Skjelbred on display.

And Saul wanted to share some more pictures of Australian rugby player Nick Youngquest modeling underwear. Anyone looking at the underwear?

Boys Pretending

This post contains pictures of, and links to videos containing people pretending (in some cases not very well) to have sex. If that's not your thing don't look.

In Another Gay Movie, Jonathan Chase kneels down in front of this chap (mmm fluff) for some reason who then gets on all fours but then things go a bit wrong. You can download this clip here.

The second clip features an entry into Jonathan getting disturbed by Mitch Morris. You can download that here.

Then Jonathan takes Mitch, followed 'five minutes later' by Mitch taking Jonathan. Mitch for some reason does have a better knowledge of anatomy than Jonathan. This clip's download link be here.

In the last clip a relaxed couple become a threesome, and then things get a little rough for one party.This can be downloaded here.

Acting Boys

Above is a clip of Jonathan Chase and later on Mitch Morris in Not Another Gay Movie in which Jonathan exercises, with an audience, has a peek then exercises more, a lot more, then he's wet by the pool, and then a quick wet T shirt competition. You can download this clip here.

The morning after a bit of humping (that tomorrow) Jonathan and Mitch lie on a lounger and make out (kiss for those not from the 1950s). You can download that (plus a short bit on naughtiness Virtualdub doesn't want to remove) here.

And Mitch decides to compare his naked behind to those on the internet. Here's the download link.

John and Ari

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Past Boy

I've been sent some photos of former boybander Michael Johnson (left) shirtless with some mates and in a hot tub.

From James here's French tennis player Jeremy Chardy shirtless.

Footballers (or the most of the planet variety) Swede Marcus Rosenberg shows some flesh, as does German Christoph Leitgeb, a shirtless celebrating Brit Jimmy Bullard, and Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless.

And as requested and borrowed from Baton here's the British version of Sideswipe, martial arts display team Strike, (L-R) Danny and Liam shirtless and waving.

Showered Boy

Milo Ventimiglia's contract must have a clause stipulating that he has to get his shirt off in every other episode of this series of Heroes. Last night's episodes excuse Milo hosed down to decontaminate him and he overacted his little heart out.

A shirtless picture of some actor called Zac Efron, I think he had a bit part in one of the CSIs.

Anyone for a quick game of how much photo shopping was needed on this picture of British soap actor Chris Fountain?

The Mojo Down Under underwear company have got Australian rugby player Nick Youngquest to model their wares, and amazingly they let him keep his chest hair. They are rather unsubtle about imagery in some of their photos plus cutting of bits of their products (and Nick's bulge).

English rugby players Mike Brown, Danny Care, and Dave Strettle in their team kits. Weren't the England tops a lot tighter a few years ago?

Formerly of S Club 8 and now underwear modeling dancer (or something like that) Aaron Renfree [his site/MySpace] with his top off.

And I still have no idea who model Sean Harju reminds me off, but thanks for all those who had a guess.

Bad Pun Boy

Cute Dutch athlete Hidde Egbers has a large pole (sorry), borrowed from here.

I was sent some pictures of a Canadian 'model' called Michael who looked remarkably familiar. To be fair when Michael, here naked, was better known as Ryan Zane he did model but that's not what he's best remembered for.

Models, in the more conventional usage of the word, Taylor Fuchs scowling while shirtless, the better from the front Nicolas Chabot, and the blond fluff Blaine Cook. Thanks to Clay.

Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic may have another career if the tennis doesn't work out.

And Chaos sent me this picture of footballer Matthew Bates kneeling in front of a mirror with a semi erect penis, because order wouldn't.

Handy Boy

Model slash trainer slash bit of French beef Gregory Capra [his site] when not standing around in speedos has a hand where it shouldn't be.

Footballers, slightly down Mauricio Molina's shorts, rather a lot of shirtless pictures of Czech football Martin Fenin, a shirtless Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Michael Carrick stripping in the rain, German blond Marcel Hoettecke, and as I don't post enough bare feet (I've had Emails) here's Switzerland's pert assed Tranquillo Barnetta's feet. Thanks to Fred and Jake.

Brian pointed me towards a video of who should have won Britain's Got Talent.

And American looks like someone but I can't work out who model Sean Harju with his top off.

Towel Boy

Above is British soap actor Charlie Clements really hamming up one of those locked out of house in only a towel scenes that lazy soap writers create once every couple of years. The bit of sexual harassment at the end was reasonably novel though I can think of better Eastenders cast members to have done it. You can download the clip here.

Put simply, French model Gregory Capra naked.

The Condamine Cods rugby team in Australia have got naked to raise money for their club and for charity. Team member David Wells really got into the swing of things.

The Australian water polo team might look a little d'oh but players Richard Campbell, Pietro Figlioli, and Jamie Beadsworth make up for that.

And via Jake Kiwi actor Jay Ryan, formerly Jay Bunyan, tied up, in shorts with his legs spread on Sea Patrol 2. You can find more of Jay here.

Packaged Boy

Knowing that Hawthorn AFLer Lance Franklin is a big boy I'm wondering if what keeps appearing in his short shorts is erect or just finding it hard to fit in?

Shirtless footballers, but of another type, Germany's Denis Epstein, and Christian Gentner, Poland's Artur Wichniarek, Russia's mildly rodentlike Andrej Arshavin, Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo showing some leg, and the not shirtless but in his pants Argentina's Agustin Orion.

An example of the dangers of David having too much time on his hands and having pictures of Hugh Jackman and his trainer.

And the modeling Gregory triplets, Eliot, Julian, and Ryan [their site] in only their underwear.

Cheeky Boy

Australian rugby player Chad Randall, whose to quote Wikipedia 'position of choice is as a hooker', swimming shorts fell down while he was surfing making all those on the beach think about the Grand Canyon for some reason.

As requested American former boybander Michael Johnson before he went all 'gothic'. As Michael is no more pretty than the average boybander I'm wondering why I'm getting requests for him shirtless years after his boyband folded.

Seemingly retired Canadian diver Christopher Kalec may not have been that big but still made a reasonable impression in his speedos.

And today's random cute blond looking sheepish with a bra.