Boy Halved

Former boybander, now dancer Aaron Renfree has nice body but I'm not that sure about the face, although from the right angle...

Sons of rugby in armour players, blond fluff Nate Montana gets suggestive with an inflatable toy, and Gregory Buttle Jr goes Roman, and needs a towel after getting wet.

Please don't make me explain why I find NCIS' Sean Murray attractive but I do. And Sean and Michael Weatherley shirtless together really gives me ideas (after Sean's borrowed Aaron Renfree's body that is).

And a bit of extra beef from Battlestar Galactica v2.

Tight and White Boys

International Jock tries to make the 'tightie whitie' sexy, do they succeed?

Boy Needing Work

Above is Greg Vaughan being stripped to his vaguely hairness, showing off his behind, and having fun things done to him (by a woman sadly) in Poison Ivy 3 (as bad as it sounds). You can download and study Greg's talent in further detail here and here. Thanks Ben.

Canadian actor Robin Dunne falls for 'the spilling something on your shirt, need to change it' trick in Sanctuary. Of course if you stare at the person's chest it gives the game away unless you're about to try the 'spilled something on your chest must lick it off' gambit. Also didn't Robin have chest hair once?

American model Evan Wadle shirtless but shaved (but not every where). I prefer the natural look on Evan.

And Australian rugby player Riley Brown and his nice behind. Here's Riley naked.

Hand in Trousers Boy

Dean Geyer isn't doing something which might make me want to watch Neighbours, but rather it's an example of the fun you can have if you press the capture button at the right time. There's more screencap fun here.

You could have a lot of fun with Australian rugby player Cameron Smith's behind.

Oft shirtless Dutch gymnast and now model Epke Zonderland in a 'clever' advertisement that fails to display all his talents (though bulges are always fun).

I'm not the greatest fan of the AllAmericanGuy type of chap, like Myles here, but for Craig Horner's body I'm willing to make an exception. More of Craig here.

A further (and clearer) examination of the hairiness that is Jesse Hutch.

As a number of you have asked the Ben Adams on Celebrity Big Brother used to be in a boyband called A1 and was thus required by convention to take his top off. I always preferred fellow band member Mark Reed over Ben (ba boom).

And what I'd like to find on offer in the January sales.

Boy Arm Furniture

Above is 'aspiring actor' and friend of rugby players Joshua Bowman who holidaying with Amy Winehouse for purely honourable motives. Nobody would get their clothes off and parade around in a towel in front of the paparazzi to further their careers.

As requested American actor David Henrie with his top off finger wrestling a girl (well that's what it looks like in my head).

I thought that the contents of German athlete Pascal Behrenbruch's rather tight lycra would be more expansive. It could be the shorts but if you compare Pascal's bulge to those of other athletes it's not exactly large. American Andrew Wheating's bulging is more distinct but only just.

And footballers David Bentley and Cesc Fabregas show some flesh.

Bee Boy

Above is Lee Pace in just his underwear, at the right height, and with a suspicion of butt cleavage (new from Chanel) on Pushing Daisies. Thanks to Ben for sending me the clip which you can download here or here.

Where does one apply to get a job measuring the body parts of South African rugby players like Schalk Burger?

Model Steve West is allowed to keep his hair and not just when he's selling razors.

I might be being cruel but even though he's shirtless Austin Drage perhaps should have used make up and Photoshop.

And blonds who should take their tops off, Canadian actor Steve Braun, and German goalkeeper Morten Jensen.

Stoker's Boy

Christian Cooke spent a lot of time not wearing his shirt in, the well it's better than Primeval, Demons which shows that the producers of the show understand their market. They also allowed Christian to keep his chest foliage which is good. You can download a clip montage of Christian's flesh showing here or here.

The moment you hope that Danish footballer Leon Andreasen's shorts aren't well made.

The new Doctor Who, Matt Smith looks quite good in just a towel.

As requested Canadian actor Jesse Hutch who was at first shaved but now has been allowed to keep his pelt if it's trimmed and Adam Reed or 'the one at the athletics meet with the erection' more of Adam can be seen here.

And he can't act so this might explain Orlando Bloom's acting career.

Only Boy

It seems that Ben Adams, formerly of boyband A1, is the only talent on Celebrity Big Brother.

A bendy night's worth of gymnasts, the loose shorted Philipp Boy here seen shirtless and with Fabian Hambuechen, Robert Weber (love the panto villain look), and a shirtless Thomas Taranu all from Germany plus Brit Louis Smith.

And British actor Luke Roberts seems to pick parts which involve him getting his top off or down to his underpants. Off screen he takes his top of for magazines and charity. Borrowings from and more caps of Luke here.

Happy New Year

And if you are trying to work out the link between Harry Judd and New Year's Eve there isn't one, but feel free to make one up.

Boy Censored

Brazilian model Vitor Macedo shows some flesh in both versions of his pants and one that upset the PhotoBucket censor.

German gymnasts like Henrik Stehlik and Fabian Hambuechen bond still I prefer unshaven Dutch blond Epke Zonderland and imagine that his training has other purposes.

Any guesses what is happening here to Belgian athlete Cedric van Branteghem and his reasonable bulge? Is Cedric doing a bit of size comparison? Does he look better without the beardy thing?

Houseboat Boy

Above is everyone's favorite bit of public school hyperness Bear Grylls wearing nothing but some life preservers.

Shirtless Antipodians who kick balls, Alex Rancie, Trent Cotchin, part of the Kangaroos team, and Travis Burns being suggestive, plus a view down Graham Polak's shorts.

Issue of the day, Russian swimmers or Italian ones?

Untidy X Factor contestant Andy Williams doesn't always take a good picture but the things I could do to him alone or with some other wannabes would be inventive and involve cheesecake.

And, from James, a Chris Fountain wallpaper.

Boy 'Dances'

Above is footballer Joe Hart dancing in rather tight underwear. Thanks Graeme for pointing me towards the video.

Any guesses at the 'look' they were trying to create in this picture of Kevin Zegers?

Requests, former boybander Sam Bloom, and homoerotic 'horror' movie playing a boybander fluff Colin Bain being blond and well fluffy in a tie someone down in his underpants sort of way.

AllAmericanGuy Tyler L stores his avocados in an odd place.

And models Hamish Fraser can look like he's not quite there, and Chad Kendrick goes for the Justin Chatwin look (with possibly a bit of Greg Vaughan).

It's the Season to shag some totty...

Have a safe and happy whatever you celebrate tomorrow and if you don't have a really good Thursday.

Boy Buffy

Above is Christian Cooke in the latest Philip Glenister vehicle Demons which starts on 3 January in the UK. In what sounds a bit like a British version of Buffy, Christian plays the last of the van Helsings. I'm hoping that the amount of Cooke flesh on display will negate the 'clever' camera work. You can download it here or here.

Kevin Zegers has a fiddle, but will he play a tune?

American Footballers and their other careers, Roderick Bradley is probably better known as Gladiator Spartan, tries to look hard in his rather camp costume (his shaved pits do add to the impression), and looks better in this kit than the other one, plus college player Riley Skinner decided to shed his kit and sell naked pictures of himself. Thanks to Don.

I can't see anything up Cristiano Ronaldo's shorts, can you?

And Big Brother inmates Dale Howard and Stuart Pilkington get into their underwear to try and extend their moment in the sun just a little bit more. I'm not sure if the dumb angel look works.

Henry's Boy

Above is Henry Cavill naked, hairy, and play humping in the don't base any essays on Tudors. You can download the clip here or here.

Two models PhotoBucket get upset about, hairy former AllAmericanGuy Bryan David Thomas and the bulge in his underwear, plus Dylan Rosser model Simone whose bulge may be effected by his choice of underwear. This picture of Simone is so shocking they had to delete it.

If Chris Carmack and Chad Michael Murray had a child it would be David Owe.

I want to stroke Zachary Levi's chest then savage him all night long, but not necessarily in that order.

And formerly of Home and Away Martin Dingle Wall naked on Satisfaction.

Boys Humping

For those who requested it above are Australian actors (L-R) James Sorensen and Nick Russell 'exercising' whilst naked on the show Satisfaction. You can download the clip here or here.

Is this Nicholas D'Agosto celebrating an attack from the rear? Does he need a room?

Also requested the redshirt playing extra who didn't even warrant a mention in the credits in the Dr Who episode The Impossible Planet, who stood around filling space, looking macho(ish), and then confused. Dr Who has always had a better class of minor character, Christian Cooke, Andrew Hayden Smith, Oliver Mellor, and Will Thorp to name a few.

And have I mentioned that Andy Murray looks rather good neck downwards? Well he does. He also does seem to be running around with a better quality of totty.

Boy Consciousness

British gymnast Louis Smith shows some flesh awake, asleep, and with the team.

X Factor reject Austin Drage might be a few feet tall but he does fill his underwear in both directions.

British singer James Morrison looks better with shorter hair. You can see more of James here.

And the rugby playing Evans brothers, Thom and his shorter brother Max in their kit.

Boys of (their) Summer

Shirtless Aussie Rules players, Colm Begley, Simon Black, and Nick dal Santo, plus the dressed Robbie Tarrant and Alistair Smith.

More of model Simon Czaplinski [his unintentionally humorous profile] trying to suggest things with a tie and a belt. I hear Simon is much better at the day job. Fellow American of the modeling variety Evan Wadle is hairy all over but not as packing as Harley, sorry Simon. Still I prefer glistening Evan.

I never really saw the attraction of Gareth Gates (my odd tastes no doubt) but in leather he's not that bad, thanks Tommy.

And from Mark today's random cute athletic chap.

Bourbon Boy

Above is Mark Famiglietti showing some chest in last night's (UK) episode of CSI Miami. I seem to remember that last time he took his top off Mark was hairier. You can download the clip here or here.

Some Carlton FC Aussie Rules players show why you have to be careful not to get excited in wet shorts, and avoid a tan bra.

Pop Idolers, Leon Jackson and Andy Williams make a nice couple (some hand gestures excite Leon) and play dress up. Austin Drage hasn't the frontage to wear such tight underwear, but the back view is much better.

And as requested Neighbour James Soreson's armpits.

Naughtiness Boy

Above is French Canadian actor and model Thierry Pepin who did some very naughty films (you have been warned), screencaps of which you can find here.

Should have been a surfer with that name, but chose acting Matt Rippy being greased up all over (yes even down there) in a Jonathon Creek episode. Yes Matt was kissed by John Barrowman in a Torchwood episode, but that's not his fault. Borrowings from Kenneth.

The 8th issue of Junior Magazine features Edilson Nascimento and a much cuter chap who I don't know the name of in shorts in a garden. If you like Edilson there's him surrounded by various types of flower.

They've done the chest hair trimming thing to Barry Watson though I suspect it's still strokable.

More of, brother of Thom, Max Evans who has the look of the compact beefy chaps who played rugby at school and were so happy walking around naked that it made up for them having only OK faces.

And some Kiwi rowers from Sam.

Boy Watched

As requested by a number of you above is Bradley James shirtless and hairy in this week's episode of Merlin. I could say Arthur was revived from his sickbed by some liquid from Merlin, but that would be stealing someone else's material. You can download the clip here and here.

Aussie rugby player Will Chambers in just his speedos.

James had a crush on John Shackley when he was in the second series of the BBC's Tripods. Having borrowed the series from the internet, John and the other cast members (this chap's cute) seem to have been in a slightly dated David DeCoteau film with John stripping off his top, being watched having a shower, looking nervous with a Freddie Mercury clone behind him, and having arguments about how to serve his master correctly. John couldn't really act and now manages hotels in Chile, and the BBC still deny there was any subtext at all.

And Czech footballer Martin Fenin showing some flesh.

Boys who Rugby

Above is a wallpaper of Australian rugby players in varying stages of undress, thanks Richard.

Craig Horner doing his shirt off being rather muscled bit and concentrating on killing fruit (love the facial expression) on Legend of the Seeker. Thanks to Superherofan.

Want to see Scott Caan's penis? Not that impressed myself.

Excuse me while I have a minor obsession about Pascal Behrenbruch and his lycra filling, come and shag me, shirt removing, upside down, male bonding, looking good even with silly hair, or a scrunched up face ways.

And hidden on the DVD Dominic Cooper's slowly, slowly, revealed behind (well some of it). Do you have to buy it to find out why Dominic is so unhappy about it because it's a nice behind?

Boy Shy

British footballer Joe Hart is happy to sit like this but shy about getting his top off.

Being Andrew Evans, the rugby player, the athlete, the messy post grad, the gay Mormon, and the skydiver.

American actor and shirtless cat feeder Gabriel Macht has a very nice and touchable chest (thanks David). British actor Matt Kennard's chest is more strokable than touchable, and you can see how long it took to film the scene.

And shirtless Kiwi rugby players, Dan Carter and Ritche McCaw.

Fly Boy

Formerly of Heroes, Nicholas D'Agosto has big nipples, discuss. You can see more of Nick shirtless (and hairy) here.

As the weather gets better in Australia the AFLers should be shedding clothing but Ben Reid, and Dayne Beams (ugly tattoo) haven't. Jobe Watson though gives the other two a lesson in training with your top off.

Kiwi rugby player Andrew Ellis shirtless with Leon MacDonald.

Expanding on what Jan kindly sent me Dutch footballer Stijn Schaars in a fun pose, showing off his behind, and with his top off on TV and in the locker room.

The things I want to do to Christian Bale are numerous and enjoyable.

And does anyone care if it was vital to the plot line to get the Neighbours boys to (with one exception) take their shirts off?

Boys of the Season

Austin Drage and his X Factor playmates do Christmas, or who can bulge in the most makeup.

In some rubbish teen 'comedy' Steve Talley playing the dumb blond over excitable frat boy and the geeky but cute (adorkable as the modern parlance has it) chap the girls like Jake Siegel. I wonder if they also had a funny fat chap, and a Brit who is a bit of a geezer...

Though I'm surprised to type it there is something rather attractive about a rough James van der Deek in the movie Standing Still. One thing though James' upside down T of chest hair just looks odd. You can see more of cowboy James here.

And a cute bit of Aussie Rules draftee, Alistair Smith.

Motorcycle Boy

The standard progression is 'modeling', porn, proper modeling, then acting, but Illinois resident Simon Czaplinski decided that rapping was for him. There's more (behave) of Simon here and on his modeling profile.

Some more antipodean mooning from the strokable Aussie actor Bernard Curry and the behind of Kiwi actor Jay Ryan aka Bunyan. Borrowings from here.

American swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps who seem to point the same way dressed only in their speedos.

And formerly of Hollyoaks Paul Holowaty shirtless with Chris Fountain.

Boy Named

Above is Aussie Rules player Steele Sidebottom and no I'm not making that up.

Blond fluff American actor Ross Thomas who tends to 'act' with his shirt off wearing (if that's the right word) some oil, and showing off his armpits.

Why did Dominic Cooper bother to wear a shirt?

Shirtless footballers, American Chris Rolfe [his site] who looks better with long hair, British Canadian Owen Hargreaves finds tops hard, and gets looked over by a Swede, plus Spanish footballer Bojan Krkic with something shocked growing on his hand.

And Michael Phelps looks good in his work clothes, but the beard must go.

Bridge Boy

Above is Australian actor Craig Horner looking very defined and easily punned in the TV series Legend of the Seeker. Shaved, muscled, and oiled Craig does have a touch of the plastic to him. You can download the clip here or here. Thanks again to Jon for sending it.

All the rest of the post will be shirtless tennis players, oh the humanity. Brit Andy Murray looks better neck down, Switzerland Roger Federer has a nice behind, as does my favorite tennis furball American Robby Ginepri who trains shirtless, and plays armless (top wise), but at the moment the winner of 'tennis player Bill would most like to bed' is... Croatian Mario Ancic for what I think are rather obvious reasons, so here is another, and another, and another, and another...

Boy gets Water

Here is a video of Australian actor Bernard Curry, naked, hairy, and showing off his behind (rather a lot) in the series Packed to the Rafters. You can download the clip here or here if you so desire. Thanks to Jon for sending it to me.

Bosno-American (did I just invent that?) tennis player Amer Delic training and fishing with his top off.

Formerly of Hollyoaks, and the Tudors, a shirtless Max Brown in his underwear in Daylight Robbery. There is more of Max here.

And the remarkably sexy Man of Austin Jonathan Smith awaits usage.

PS Does anyone have an ad for the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' which featured Glenn Howerton bare chested with women's hands rubbing his hairy chest?

Flipper Boy

Above is Australian rugby player Cooper Cronk, in case you didn't know.

French actor Melvil Poupaud goes from wild, through Adam Brody, to over gelled, and shows some flesh solo, or with Christian Sengewald in Le Temps qui reste.

Does your protection (or desire to show off) have to be small, medium, or massive? Do you need to be padded or accept what's there? Why do you need it to play football, baseball, or to be a E lister like Alan Ritchson? Do you go for coverage, or a lot of ventilation? Or is it just a lot of models wearing sports underwear?

And did I post these shirtless pictures of German athlete Pascal Behrenbruch [his site]?

Video Boy

British rugby player and 'film' maker James Haskell [his site] with his shirt off.

Fitness model from Indiana James Ellis [his MySpace] gets shirtless (if over muscled) and into plastic for his calendar. Here is its front and back cover.

Shirtless Aussie Rules players the smooth Marc Murphy and the hairy Jobe Watson.

Canadian American footballer Samuel Giguere [his site] shirtless and showing off one of his biggest talents.

And some random cute possibly naked rowers, thanks whoever sent me it.

Formerly Boys

The Guard features, formerly of Andromeda, Steve Bacic here seen shirtless playing bingo with some shirtless old people, and formerly of Battlestar Galactica Jeremy Guilbaut shirtless and hairy in a trimmed way.

You can make out almost all of French triathete Cedric Largajolli, thanks Greg.

American actor Eric Lively shirtless and hairy in split screen on 24 prequel 'Redemption' (or we can't be bothered to film the whole 24 hours so how about a lot of flesh?). More of Eric here.

Sean agrees with me that AFLer Shaun Hampson is cute and needs to strip while Chris Judd and Colin Sylvia (I have no idea what the caption is about) are happy to get theirs off.

And Tommy kindly sent me Nicky Byrne of Westlife all leather clad.

Too Fast Boys

The progression is go on reality show, have a 30 second career, take shirt off to try an extend it has gone. Andy Williams has his shirt off, in a sauna, and armpits on full display before he releases an album, and the small but perfectly formed Austin Drage knows to take off his shirt as a distraction when he's performing.

Swizz footballer Tranquillo Barnetta, here seen shirtless, has a nice behind when in profile.

More of lycra filling Bjorn Barrefors who looks good from the front and pert behind. Imagine the commentary, 'Next is Bjorn Barrefors for Sweden and bad luck his penis has knocked down the bar'.

And there is something very inviting about Australian rugby league player Trent Culter.