Educational Boys

Above is some educational nudity from Hollyoaks' Craig Vye and Robert Norbury.

Going all Spartacus is becoming quite the fad in South America, a least it's not vampires.

Another excuse from Aussie soap to get a large section of their male cast, including Lincoln Younes, Dan Ewing, David Jones Roberts, Luke Mitchell, and some cute hairy extra in swimwear.

And Two Pints' chunky Freddie Hogan in his underwear and some handcuffs.

Boy of Liam

Ryan kindly sent me some screencaps of Irish actor Edward MacLiam being slightly cheeky and then towel clad BBC's Holby City. I've always enjoyed the ambient fluff like Edward that the BBC throws almost willynilly into its shows.

As requested more of Arthur Darvill showing off some fur on Dr Who. A note to the show's producers, more of Arthur in only his jeans, less laboured convolution.

Stranded on a lonely road, a school bus full of high school basketball players including Drew Tyler Bell, Al Santos, and Eric Nenninger get their tops off in sadly what turns out to be a horror film.

And Romanian gymnast Flavius Koczi with his top off.

Boys Naked but Covered

Some mutual (but covered up) nudity from Hollyoaks' Craig Vye and Robert Norbury.

A towel clad American actor Christopher Gorham has a body that looks like it could take a lot of savaging. Christopher is one of those actors who deserve more (not just when he's topless (or legs spread)) than being cancelled so much.

And a shirtless Connor Paolo goes all cowboy.

Boys apparently Deities

Above are British swimmers (L-R) Grant Turner, James 'sorry very happy' Goddard, and Ross Davenport.

Christopher Milligan's 'costume' on Aussie soap seems to consist of armless tops of varying colours (today its brown). Although he's better out of it completely (lovely pose for the credits) Christopher looks good in them, his inability to close his mouth lets him down.

And I like adorkable actors with their tops off for little or no reason so Dr Who's Arthur Darville splayed out on a pulled apart Dyson meets every criteria.

Boys in their Trousers

Shirtless gymnasts, Israel's Alexandr Shatilov and Hungary's Atilla Vlacsil.

Now blond Luke Mitchell 's swimmers clad character on Australian soap opera Home and Away sells his services but not in a way that would make things interesting. The symbolism surrounding young Luke is rather blatant.

And cutesome Belgian footballer Toby Alderweireld with his top off.

Boy Joins

Aussie actor Nathaniel Buzolic (and his eyebrows) had been added to the skinny but defined (and out of focus) beach based fluff on Home and Away.

The damp(ish) armpits of of Nick Jonas.

Shirtless gymnasts of various nations, Nicola Dudek, Thomas Taranu, Theo Seager, Vasileios Tsolakidi, Timo Niemela (and friends) plus an anonymous cute Russian.

And perving on the underground, thanks Markus.

Mostly Requested Boys

Blue Peter presenter Barney Harwood being hairy with his top off on BBC kid's TV.

A shirtless Lee Pace having dead bees chucked over him (for actual plot reasons not good visuals) in the much underrated Pushing Daisies. The scene does look like it verges into some naughtiness but doesn't.

Blond (all over) Boy

Former Dutch Pop Idoler Jim Bakkum has grown up rather nicely and has decided to do some shirtless balcony based modelling.

Treadaway twin, Harry is cute enough (even when posing) but really needs a tan or perhaps it's some sort of emo slash corpse look. He does have a rather agreeable behind.

And underwear filling American model Joseph Sayers naked twice.

Dark Ages Boy

Irish actor Eoin Macken has given up under lit modelling (and his short hair) and now is playing with his poker with help from Bradley James.

British actor Jonathan Bailey strips (or is stripped), strangles a woman (well sort of), admires his clothes, does a dance, then sits on a bed in his underpants in 'comedy' Campus.

And Game of Thrones is expanding its audience in an interesting (and naughty) way.

Boy Rises

Above is twin playing American actor Armie Hammer looking wonderfully savageable.

One Life to Live's Nicholas Robuck strips off slowly to show off his rather pleasing body to as many females as he can find. Nicholas is one of those pretty bits of dark haired fluff that the soap has in abundance.

And formerly of 98 Degree Jeff Timmons is now a Chippendale, porn next?

Boy and the White Letters

Yet again a shirtless (naked but you can only see the top to be exact) Allan Hyde being attacked by subtitles.

American model Tommy Heard shows off both of his assets in tighty whities then moves onto some blue trunks. Pretty Tommy manages boy next door with added jock.

As requested the One Show and Countryfile's Matt Baker with his top off. I'll leave comments on this picture of  Matt to you.

And ex girl/boybander Aaron Renfree looks like he has fallen in a vat of tea.

Boy Anglicised

Above is Alex Sparrow (or Alexey Vladimirovich Vorobyov) [his site] who represented Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest this year, thanks Jan.

Crown Prince of Adorkablia Lucas Neff with his top off (finally) cougar baiting (sadly no master was involved) on Raising Hope.

Regular readers will know the things I want to do to British boyband McFly.

Danish actor Allan Hyde suffers from a really acute case of ass covered by subtitles which must be rather painful. Even covered Allan has a nice behind.

And I think that I've tired American model Joseph Sayers out.

Boy Cushions

Some rugby behinds, Billy Slater is pert, Cooper Cronk is wonderfully usable, and Jonathan Thurstan is rather flat.

Actor James Mason (not that one) plays a gay teen on Aussie soap Neighbours and has shirtless water fights in the credits. James' character seems surgically attached to armless tops for some reason.

And thanks to Joe (not that one) for some more pictures of Nick Jonas shirtless on the beach and in the sea.

Boy Talked Too

Someone finds an excuse to talk to a shirtless French rugby player and bush lover Morgan Parra.

On Eurovision (or Vote for our Neighbours) Sweden's Eric Saade was the most savageable (and overly made up).

Home and Away's ridiculously underused Luke Jacobz has odd things done to his back by some lass, whilst the show's other Luke (Mitchell) has a Baywatch experience on the beach then gets interrupted when on display.

And AFLer Jobe Watson decides to stand next to his coach and show his torso off, which is one way to pull*.

* Joke.

Boy and their Underwear

Aussie Rules player Campbell Brown likes to wander around in speedos when surrounded by Australian beef, but they don't really flatter him. And Jobe Watson seems excited when Essendon come onto the pitch.

Alex Watson, brother of the female one in Harry Potter, Emily?, doing some shirtless slash shirt open modelling. It is noticeable how much a haircut can change his savageability.

And while I'm not sure if he still plays rugby, Ben Cohen still has one asset (apart from his trouser snake that is).

Boys in a Remake

Australian actors Deniz Akdeniz and Lincoln Lewis frolicing with a ball on a beach in the Red Dawn clone Tomorrow, When the War Began. Although I prefer the more interesting nature (and hair) of Deniz (and not because of the ease of the pole pun) Lincoln has obvious talents.

Boy being Greek

British actor Henry Cavill looks good hairy or otherwise, though him all muscled in (and out) of armour sets the naughty fantasy bit of my brain going.

Joe and Nick Jonas frolic (for that read stare at those photographing them) on the beach (does his ass look big in those shorts?) together. It's fun how they actually look surprised that someone might be taking a picture of them.

And the collective totty of the Fiorentina youth team being generally shirtless.

Boy Acrobatable

Just imagine how much fun Dutch gymnast Epke Zonderland could be in bed more so if Louis Smith were to join in.

David Jones Roberts lies down on the beach then has a chat with a man with a long pole (really sorry) on Home and Away. Is it too much to ask for David and Lincoln Younes' characters to get it on?

And I want to savage Aussie cricketer Simon Katich for obvious reasons.

Boy Hair Rise

The Stenmark Aussie modelling twins, Zach and Jordan, shirtless with hair up, and hair down.

Thanks to Oliver, here is Tom Welling and Justin Hartley going all gladiator on Smallville. Most scenes with cheap costumes, cute chaps, poor lighting, and heavy make up tend to lead to other things than fighting.

And judging from Eoin Macken's shirtlessness the coming series of Merlin will be good.

Boy Choice

Ryan Johnson is either a hairy Australian soap actor or a smoother American bit parter (like cute but dead body on CSI).

As requested a foursome of picture montages of British actor Luke Roberts in the defunct reimangining (if that's the right word) of the soap Crossroads (not the film staring Britney and Anson Mount's stubble), thanks Telespy, and Mark Furze when he was 'beefy' (and boxers bound) on Home and Away.

And a rather pretty and shirtless Paul Hanschke who is an American model.

Boys Return

Martial arts dancers Strike, being Liam Richards (blond) and Danny Ball, have been brought back to promote themselves (and some reality show). The pair were rather similar to Matthew Mullins and his team Sideswipe who were on the American version of the show.

Mildly adorkable British gymnast Sam Hunter trains with his top off.

Following on from Penn as requested here are Gossip Boys the instructional Chace Crawford, the furry Ed Westwick, and the cutesome Connor Paolo, credits per taggage.

And Hollyoaks' Robert Norbury does some shirtless self promotion.

Boy Promotes

Cowell based singer Olly Murs [his site] thinks having him showering in his latest video will make you want to buy it. In reality Olly kit off is rather common.

Gossip Girl's oft shirtless Penn Badgley tries his hand at aimless wandering by a swimming pool, fun poses, and in some collegey painted chest (but not armpit) nonsense. How boring winter days would be without such television.

And I must have told Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic that I was coming.

Pommel Boy

Tiny American gymnast Jonathan Horton might get a case of bulge on handle and horse riding.

Michael Phelps being bless worthy, geeky, furry, damp, cute, cracked, pitty, sunny, and borgy. I believe he does some swimming too.

And Australian actor Miles Szanto has strange things done to him, thanks his Swedishness.

Girl Bored

Boy Foolish

Essendon Aussie Rules team captain Jobe Watson has shaved off his pelt even down to his trail. Jobe like this is clearly better than him like this.

Vacant looking (close your mouth cutie) Real Worlder Dustin Zito wandering around shirtless in a please notice me casting directors sort of way (or he might just like staring at cowboys while he's in a towel).

And montage of Canadian actor Diego Klattenhoff shirtless and bulging.

Boy and his Belt

From the look on the face of Neighbours' Chris Milligan has only just realised why he got the job he did on the soap. I have no idea why he's shirtless undoing his belt but unfortunately a women seems to be involved.

Jonathan Bailey says, want to see my chest, I can pull my top back even further if you'd like a good look, even to extremes, now for some reason I've got a towel covering it allowing only glimpses but here's my armpit, this a better angle? You can also have a look at my inner thigh. No I don't get it on with this chap but it would have made the show so much better if I had.

And British gymnast Daniel Purves with his top off so we can have a good purves.

Boys being Built

J has found where they make Australian soap actors, though Melbourne is a tad warm for foliage made out of frozen water.

William And Kate: The Movie is truly awful but Nico Evers-Swindell is rather savageable. There's a clip here, by garageplay, if you want to watch the shirtless bit.

Able to both mix adorkable with sporty (with a bit of camp (not the best pose)) and sit in a rather fun way British actor Jonathan Bailey has reached 'university age' at least in the casters' eyes.

And actor and underpants model Alan Ritchson doing what he does for International Jock.

The Brother in Law

How long do we reckon it is before he does a naked Attitude shoot?

Boys Narrated by the BBC

Aussie Rules player Jesse Haberfield looking resplendent in purple and also a yellow top plus some black short shorts. The addition of sunglasses worn at night plus grass based shirtlessness helps round things off.

Here's our first glimpse of Chris Fountain's new chest look. A lot of time and effort has been put into getting it  that smooth, and I think we can all agree that it is a stupid thing to have done.

And here's American model Ellis McCreadie going for the shirtless, long hair, and couch look. That's the 1985 John Lewis couch last used in a photo shoot the week before.

Boy O

American actor Cody Longo, here seen shirtless wet and dry, is rather pretty if in an obvious way and has a habit of standing in an area of higher gravity.

Australian actor Chris Milligan was in almost every episode of The Pacific but I managed to totally miss him (and his eyebrows). I had no such difficulty when he took his top off on Neighbours, and showed some cleavage on a photo shoot.

And the Flood brothers shirtless, Sonny (his invisible bike) and Beau.

Ancient Phone Boy

Above is British actor Dominic Cooper leaving little to the imagination, but still overdressed.

I have no idea what Lincoln Younes (mmmm fluffy) and David Jones Roberts are saying to each other and the chap with the beard on Aussie soap Home and Away but a line about surfboards and pockets springs to mind.

And still around reality fluff Tim Urban in a waterfall, playing with his dumbbells, being bland, and with someone removed twice (but not always).

Boy Smirk

Novak Djokovic apparently finds taking his top off as vital to being a tennis player, which is good.

Another example is alleged rugby player Nick Youngquest who likes standing around in his boxers from increasingly far away (or closer if you look at them back to front) and models shorts, swimmers, plus jeans with longer hair.

And doing the reverse British actor Jonathan Bailey has gone from wearing only boxers to a blue sports top (with chest hair trimmed to match) on the rather unfunny (but oddly accurate) Campus.

Choo Choo Boys

Above are (front to back) Jackson Brown, Adam Holland, 'Alex', and Jeremy Hicks in the truly dreadful attempt at a horror parody Slice of Terror. The naked four of them play bullies who get hypnotised into having sex (they're acting) with each other. You can download the group 'sex' scene here if you so wish.

Aussie Rules player Alik Magin may look like his head is thatched (I bet you someone's actually told him it suits him) but under it and his shirt is a lot to approve of.

And Aussie rugby player Billy Slater has a big one (a trophy that is).

Coloured Boys

Athletic bulges, those of Tommy Skipper in yellow (and the air), and Andrew Rock on the ground.

In the midst of the great American soap cull an oiled Francisco San Martin (Adam LaVorgna in disguise?) tries his best to keep Days Of Our Lives going by wandering around looking pitiful in a towel. .

And as requested British DJ JK (Jason King and yes he did) damp and filling his speedos on some reality nonsense, what a pity (bah boom). Thanks Art.

Boys Mature

To counter moans that I don't feature anyone over thirty here's Jeremy Renner (40) with his top off, furball Greg Vaughan (37) , and Gabriel Macht (39)  a lot less furry.

Hollyoaks' trimmed Robert Norbury finds another specious reason to be dressed in only a towel (a nice behind too). While I'm not a great fan of chaps with bodies (even nice ones) too big for their heads, and he pulls the oddest of facial expressions I've like Robert since Grange Hill and am not stopping know. Fellow cast member Dan Mac did it even before he got on the show.

And the collective totty of the London Marathon, thanks Markus.

Boy goes Retro

Shirtless beef chained to some sort of table, this one being Aussie actor Craig Horner in Legend of a Seeker, was a mainstay of horror. Sadly not so much now.

Australian rugby player Cameron Smith gets a little bit cheeky.

On Hollyoak a bulging Ashley Taylor Dawson gets himself a spray tan from an oddly overdressed young chap. Ashley then gets very cheeky.

And AFLer Sam Grimley has the basics of after game celebrations explained to him.

Boy Wood

Doctors actor Nicholas Woodman proving that you shouldn't go on a shirtless photo shoot with a metal skull and a magnet to your left.

Here's Welsh actor Scott Arthur playing the mildly vacant ghost of a vampire mauled policeman (not getting convoluted at all) in the latest series of Being Human. Scott, shut your mouth, shut your mouth, shut your mouth. Credit as per the taggage.

And wonderfully adorkable Aussie Rules player Sam Grimley who has had a bit of a makeover (or his hair cut) doing silly exercises.

Boys Board

Luke Mitchell and Lincoln Younes bond with their boards (I'm sure there's a pun there) on the beach in Aussie soap Home and Away. Here's hoping that the pregnant looks between the two are signs of fun to come.n

And Australian actor Julian Curtis doing his whole range of facial expressions (rather expressive eyes) while classically dressed in Legend of the Seeker.

Bowler Boy

Rather pretty English cricketer, from South Africa, Jade Dernbach a ball in each hand (sorry) and being rather cosy (and furry) with another cute chappy.

Formerly hairy and PVC wearing American actor Justin Hartley shirtless in black jeans and underwear plus, as requested, him tied up on Smallville.

And British DJ Greg James with his top off showing off his armpit [and add big microphone pun of your choice].

Boy Numerical

International Jock model and actor Alan Ritchson, here seen in tight underwear front and back, will be playing Trevor Donovan's character's old flame on 90210 v2. Perhaps Alan can use the fee to get an all over tan.

Canadian American actor Jamie Elman, here seen trailing and being furry with Jason Kaufman in the comedy short Crazy/Sexy/Awkward, has always been one of my favourite bits of overlooked totty which is sad considering Jamie can act.

And some Aussie ball players, Campbell Brown in speedos, Dan Gagai being pert, and Daniel Conn stop frelling getting tattoos.

Boys Getting Photographed

Just when you thought photo shoots of shirtless fluff carrying tyres (or 'exercising' with them) went out in the 1980s here's formerly of Hollyoaks Chris Fountain (sans chest fur) doing one for a British tabloid. It's interesting how confused by the concept of a tyre poor shirtless Chris is, but he wasn't picked for anything other than what people would imagine doing to him.

And, still on the show, (and keeping some fluff) Craig Vye doing a faux shoot hence, thoughtful left, and thoughtful right, now freeze mid step, hand on waistband, and look stern.

Boy

Aussie Rules player Ben Cunnington, here seen shirtless on a beach, has a thing about showing off his armpits.

Zefron feels ignored so lets himself be photographed with his top off on the beach, skateboarding, and frolicing on some swings.

And if only AFLer Alex Rance hadn't borrowed his grandmother's underwear.

Boy on a Walk

Reality furball Olly Murs explodes at the most inopportune moment, or something like that.

Ryan Mackins adds a few more seconds to his fifteen minutes of 'fame' by looking gormless in a circle, and generally taking his top off to get watered down in his jeans (he does it mostly himself, bless). How very 80s of you Ryan.

And some shirtless Aussie ball players Will Zillman, Sandor Earl, Michael Rischitelli, and Robbie Farah.

Boys who Run, Jump, and Throw

Ginger British athlete Greg Rutherford in his tight kit top and bottom plus shirtless in colour and black and white.

Belgium's Hans van Alphen has some obvious talents (I was going to type 'big heavy balls' but won't (he does have a flying bulge)) and looks a lot better without the buzz cut. Here's Hans with associated athletic fluff including fellow Belgian Thomas van der Plaetsen (they'd make a cute couple).

And creating a sandwich fellow Brit Lawrence Clark bulging with company while celebrating a win.

Boy's Anatomy

Make what you will of the above photograph of Michael Phelps on the set of Gray's Anatomy, descriptive and applied.

Nicholas Robuck's character has his top off to do some baking (don't we all in the winter?) on One Life to Lust. I wonder if a writer uttered the line 'We can't have both of them shirtless that'd just look silly' when discussing shirtless cookery. Might as well get your money's worth as Nicholas was employed on the basis of his appearance not acting skills.

And Ryan Gosling says it best when a head covers his balls.

Boy who Might

Aussie actor Miles Szanto in a costume, on display, shirtless, and possibly about to make things a lot more interesting.

A close up on a shirtless Novak Djockovic, who allegedly plays tennis.

And the naked behinds of Aussie rugby player Drew Mitchell, reality fluff Austin Drage, and Hollyoaks' Ashley Taylor Dawson, thanks Markus.

Boy Starts Off

Aussie soap actor Lincoln Younes has barely been on screen and he's shown some flesh. I just hope that Lincoln and Luke Mitchell's character get it on.

Shirtless rugby players Cameron Smith, Dean Mumm, Drew Mitchell with Ben Mowen, and Danny Care plus a dressed Josh Dugan seeking an innuendo.

And American armpit display team member Joseph Sayers gets savaged by a lorry.

Bell Island Boy

Canadian actor Allan Hawco rather bravely stands around the streets of St John's in his boxers and in and out of sunglasses on the Republic of Doyle.

As requested some more of the rather hairy young running chap in rather tight shorts front and back (which sadly he changed out of here) at some athletics meeting. It's been suggested he's brave not to defur himself, but perhaps he can't be bothered.

And Kiwi rugby player Anthony Boric and his impressive pecs emerge from the sea.

Boy and his Fluffiness

Blond fluff Australian actor David Jones-Roberts' character follows on from Luke Mitchell of yesterday having an argument (or perhaps he's just showing off his chest) with beefy young men (again including Dan Ewing (left)) in his swimmers on the soap Home and Away. I'm not a fan of his over the top comb forward but he's got a goodly body, and goodly chest foliage plus a treasure motorway.

Watched Boys

A shirtless model now actor Scott MacGregor gets an audience (of increasing size) as he walks around the locker room on Australian soap Neighbours.

On Home and Away Luke Mitchell's character gets accosted by an assortment of soap fluff, including Dan Ewing and Lincoln Younes, sporting the fakest tattoos since Prison Break. The mutual staring between Luke and Lincoln suggests things might get fun, although there is contrary evidence.

Boy being Stereotypical

Ben Kerfoot (and his acting eyebrows) being blond (in a tragic way), skinny, and a tad camp (a horrid Eastern European teacher too no doubt) playing a ballet student spy on the BBC's MI High.

British boyband The Wanted get into their swimmers, then go and do some artificial surfing (even the geeky and vacant ones) sometimes covering their assets with the board. The one in the middle seems to have a large gravitational pull.

And Hollyoaks' Thomas Sean Hughes shows off one of his primary assets, no not his acting.

Boys Sandwich

Ryan Mackins, whose is one the the above behinds (not sure which), is a member of the Apollo Knights (whatever they are) took his top off and did a fire dance on some dating show. Although the host Paddy McGuinness was really interested in Ryan it was a lass that he was going to 'date'.

And Aussie model and actor Scott MacGregor leaves little to the imagination even when wearing underwear.