Not how it looks Boys

British divers Chris Mears and Jack Laugher as just good friends and nothing at all is going on in Jack's shorts.

Novak Djokovic's chest hair mimics one of those iron filings near magnet images. Novak does seem mildly annoyed nobody has noticed that he has his top off.

Does long jumper Greg Rutherford use a mid-air pelvic thrust to gain extra distance?

McFly's Harry Judd thinks we haven't worked out how beefy he's become. Well it's not as if he has his top off most of the time.

And what has Dave Franco found of interest inside Zac Efron's sweats?

Mixed Boys

Is AFLer Travis Cloke asking Clinton Young is he has too many tattoos and does rugby player Tommy Bowe really need two boards?

British tennis player Colin Fleming has a trail of promise.

Ricky Nixon is a cute but over dressed British actor probably best know for looking shocked and German in Band Of Brothers.

Today's random cute ginger chap who looks to be fun at Christmas.

And Irish athlete David Gillick features shirtless in an aptly named magazine.

Boys dressed Correctly

Clinton Young and Darren Jolly in Aussie Rules compliant going in the sea or walking on the beach wear.

Thomas brother Adam is down to his underwear, again, writhing around on a sofa in the soap Emmerdale. Adam's underwear choice is nowhere near as adventurous as his brother and feature odd bulges on the thigh.

And it is nice to see True Blood putting all its male cast to good suggestive work.

The other Boy

Nick Bateman, the model not the reality inmate, is capable of some variety in the ubiquitous model pose of armpit displaying and looks reasonably filling downstairs.

Waldemar Torenstra is a rather solid blond Dutch actor who gets his top off in most of the shows that he is in (and can look overdressed in underwear). Waldemar may show a hint of crack on screen but saves the whole thing for the beach.

And Russian athlete Aleksandr Menkov sporting a training beard in tight kit.

They seek him here, they Seek him there Boy

Above are images of himself that Moscow airport fan Edward Snowden left on his Facebook. Mildly cute in a should eat more way.

Small, cute, waxed, and furry legged Andrew Trischitta manages to look happy but lost (might be his standard expression) whilst in bed with a lass both sides of the sheets on One Life to Live.

And AFLer Alan Didak emerges from his wetsuit in a rather apathetic Hulk fashion.

Boy who are

To be a sailor if you are former porn star amongst other things Kevin McDaid, over excited and hairy like singer Levi Shane, and someone who phones confuse like gymnast Louis Smith.

Teen Wolf's island boy Keahu Kahuanui leaving you to guess what's happening, standing around in a field with picture frames, in a wetsuit, and doing a locker room scene.

And former boybander James McKenzie (aka Kenzie) looks to be a cracking DJ.

Boy Copies

In fortunately restyled Paddy Ryder has a desire to show you his right nipple and point at his navel.

Two threesomes, a triple of random cute triathletes and British diving's Chris Mears, Jack Laugher, and Tom Daley.

Kevin Cordes is a blond fluff American swimmer who already knows how to pose and the best way to conduct interviews.

And don't you just hate it when screencaps are a moment too soon (Richard Harmon on bed via the Swede) isn't that right tennis' John Isner?

Boy in Tight

Jorn Bakker is a Dutch athlete with a liking for tight leggings and shorts which show his talents.

Another day, more shirtlessness on Teen Wolf, this time it is Daniel Sharman and Keahu Kahuanui (who looks lovely stretching). I've seen beach based shows with less tops off, not many but some.

And AFLers Mitch Wallis, Daniel Cross and Easton Wood run shirtless whilst Nick Lower is overdressed.

Sonny Vegas Boy

Above is CSI Vegas' son needing a savage Brandon Jones who I prefer over New York's Cody Longo.

Leggy (very wrap around) Jake Carlisle player Aussie Rules football who fortunately has moved from tragic hair to something much better. Jake looks good front, back, and shirtless in a hat.

And nicely defined British gymnast Sam Oldham finds taking a picture of himself in the mirror confuddling.

Reached the Kit Off Stage Already Boys

Above are Adam Pitts, Andy Brown, Ryan Fletcher, and Joel Peat from the British boyband Lawson.

Dutch athlete Douwe Amels [his site] has gone from bulging whilst looking all fluffy to a more grungy but still bulging look. The high jump is the perfect sport for Douwe even when he's not doing it with his top off or his leg gets in the way.

And Aussie actors Xavier Samuel and James Frecheville wade around in their swimwear for some film.

Boys in the Corridor

The Carver twins, Charlie and Max must have realised that their appearances on Teen Wolf are unlikely to involve the regular wearing of shirts. I have a sudden urge for a sandwich.

The mildly dopey Daniel Cross, here seen running shirtless with fellow AFLer Easton Wood, has an often hidden attribute that is suggested but not often seen.

And Aussie rugby player Cooper Cronk and the case of the annoying positioned fence rail.

Bear Boy

Careful what you type Calvin Goldspink was formerly in a band, has done shirtless acting, and now being furry listening to tunes with a towel on his head.

British actor Blake Ritson's character gets himself tied to a tree with his shirt open in Da Vinci's Demons. Blake has a wonderful pouty glare.

And in Australia you can get funding to draw hairy half naked rugby players and naked models.

Not his Brother Boy

I've always preferred Jon Foster, here seen preppy, over his brother Ben and not just because he is naked (from the rear) in the film The Informers. You can find a clip of Jon naked here.

Canadian actor Landon Liboiron, who has a passing resemblance to Colin O'Donoghue, has a not overly played with body, reasonable fur, and being crude a nice ass. I even quite like the feral look on Landon.

And British gymnast Max Whitlock shows off his liquid handling abilities.

Oddly Boys

Tom Daley on tip toes in tight white briefs and a sombrero vaguely behind a bush. Why? So wonderfully obscure fetish?

Teen Wolf's Daniel Sharman strips to his jeans to have an ice bath surrounded by cute chaps. A cold damp Daniel is probably important to the plot but I can think of better ways to produce this facial expression.

And yes I know I'm sexy but I bet you can't explain why.

Badly Drawn on Boy

Even with the distraction of the drawn on tattoos (I hope they're fake) American actor Adrian Bellani shirtless and cheekily naked in the film Pimp Bullies.

A happy and shorts clad Henry Cavill squats, rides a bench, and lifts to be the soldier of steel for the United States National Guard. I don't want to join up but have a sudden urge to be a bench (I bet I could generate this expression) and would love to know what the chap on the right is texting.

And the obvious attraction of French athlete Christophe Lemaitre.

Boy and his Hose

Hunter Parrishish American actor Graham Rogers throws a ball poolside on a hot summer's day and then sprays his smooth chest with a hose for plot vital reasons.  That typed fluff in the sun would make even Ibsen enjoyable.

Dutch actor and singer Jim Bakkum, his behind, possible bulge, some flowers, and chest rug appear in Dutch language (which allows you to make up the script) film Verliefd op Ibiza. You can find more of Jim in Ibiza here.

And Canadian runner Jared Connaughton should be commended on his choice of running shorts, thanks to the Swede.

Boy on the Floor

If you can look away Blake Skellerup is apparently a Kiwi speed skater.

Boy Described

German actor Jonas Nay in his boxers on the bed and next to a radiator, say what you see (like 'not a good look Jonas')

Gharrett Patrick Paon played feral in the US version of the Killing, likes to look ummm interesting, can look like Mark Watson, and what looks like a trimmed gay lifeguard with a dicky shoulder in the Deep End amongst other things.

And hello Jonathan Chase what can I do to you?

Play with the Boy

Levi Jackson is an American model who is simply lovely right down to the scar and the lopsided eyebrows with the added bonus that he's not that shy front and at the rear. Even in underwear Levi leaves little to the imagination, bar what to do with him.

Boys Strut

Charlie  and Max Carver have moved from Desperate Housewives to Teen Wolf seemingly without their tops. No they brought them and then took them off in an 80s smoke machined room look.

If I had Joe Dempsie tied to a bed it wouldn't be leeches that I would use on his chest. There is something just plain wrong about a naked woman and Joe in trousers. It's not as if Joe's a shy chap.

And another part of my cunning plan to move you from Daley to Chris Mears.

Two out of Three Boy

Pretty Little Liars' Cody Christian is both pretty and little and that's about it.

Canadian actor Richard Harmon has a face that does sullen youth rather well more so scowling shirtless in a hot sweaty shipping container with Jaren Brandt Bartlett in the series Rogue.

And some over clothed Olly Muirs crackage.

Golden Boy

British long jumper Greg Rutherford and his bulge are getting a goodly amount of attention after his success at the Olympics.

More British fluff showing off flesh (which is panned over) in Game of Thrones this time it's Joe Dempsie who looks confuddled more than excited about being pleasured when tied up.

And for those who like to pun here's Tom Daley showing some crack.

Boy Paced

Matt Rosa is a rather pretty Aussie Rules player who frolics in the sea rather than just standing around looking cold as others do. Matt likes walking in pace with fellow AFLer Eric Mackenzie.

New Zealand actor Michael Dorman has a look that would fit rather well in a Kiwi remake one of those Nordic jumpers in the dark crime dramas even sans the quiff and beardy thing.

And today's random cute chap who does have a passing resemblance to Kenneth.

Boy who Sells

Advert fodder (and industrial worker) Cian Barry covering up (his briefs) on film (at least there are no stuffed kangaroos).

Neighbours' Taylor Glockner has large hair and a crotch that gets attracted to things on the left of the screen. Taylor could be counterbalancing the quiff.

And could British diver Chris Mears be any less subtle, lotion, him speedos...

Boy Changes

Swedish actor Adam Lundgren goes from feral to starey to being cheeky in bed with another chap.

Zac Efron rolling around and bulging in briefs in a 1970s setting (and lighting) in the film Paperboy. It's almost as if Zac wants to broaden the type of films that he's in. Thanks to our man in Sweden.

And why do I think Burgess brother, Sam is saying 'look what I've got'?

In it too Boy

Enno Hesse is a blond if  dopey looking German actor who unsurprisingly was in Downfall.

Just as you think Big Rush's Logan Henderson, Kendall Schmidt, Carlos Pena Jr, and James Maslow might be heading towards the fun side they turn out to be wearing boxers. I suppose a foursome was out of the question.

And Daniel Feuerriegel, and Pana Hema Taylor bond in a historical context, then get cut.

Have you seen my Boys

Richard Madden has his fur and naked behind out in Game of Thrones just as they both got an outing in Sirens . I do like consistency (and his rear).

Not wishing to break a tradition Beau Mirchoff in a towel manages to show off his bushy armpits again on Awkward turning (in a totally uncamp way) so get one on camera.

And Chris Mears needs to be just a few steps to the right.

Bayern Boy

Bela Klentze [his site] is a Bavarian actor who when not being photographed ineptly tied up is showing off his behind (in a shopping environment) on German television. Furry Bela also hikes bare chested with cute chaps and paddling in his jeans.

French actor Robin Causse has featured here before but not naked and censored, or naked with everything hanging out.

And Ian Bohen was to be the Young Hercules but was replaced by Ryan Gosling, now he's in The Client List.

Boy Preens

Above is Tom Daley, the lazy man's Chris Mears, who even on the beach makes sure that he provides the 'I didn't notice' photographer with some standard and some interesting shots.  Tom when posing for the camera speedos would have made this pose a lot better.


Stephen Lunsford, here seen shirtless from a distance, is a boy next doorish American actor who plays Matt on Teen Wolf and looks rather lupine already (but not always). Credits as per taggage.

And clips, the solution to truly tragic films which have good scenes.

Trying Something Else Boys

Once of EastEnders and now doing musical theatre Aaron Sidwell with his top off playing with his ball. Aaron played the 'troubled' Steven Beale in the soap hence the stuff he's wearing.

Thom Evans' underwear modelling has concentrated on his best bits and provide proof that the Borg have their own line in briefs. I wonder after being in a boyband, playing rugby, being a sprinter, being arm furniture, if his new career will take.

And British gymnast Max Whitlock proves to be a rather lazy Superman.