Boy in Costume

Jack O'Connell is shirtless (with his tattoos covered up or their faux) surrounded by similarly undressed chaps in not about to go the way it looks (avoiding the obvious pun) and sadly no bonding with extra Hunter Clowdus in the film 300 Rise of an Empire.

The things that can be imagined about kid's TVer Jack Griffo (L) and his cute friend.

Kevin Fonteyne (a real name apparently) played the cute and muscled but not too bright (how original) Marco on 'comedy' Melissa and Joey. Kevin's character dates a female character in a chap takes top off  and lass stays fully clothed way. He looks cute in real life too.

And too pretty to be straight British actor Gregg Sulkin is sort of in a (armless) suit.

Boy Waves, his Hair

British Paralympian footballer George Fletcher has a nice torso (from another angle), makes a good waiter, but tragic hair (has it collapsed?).

Their must be a term for a dorky (not just the glasses) heavily eyebrowed young chap with really bushy armpits and if there is American actor Skyler Seymour who gets shirtless with his cute mates and presumably means subscribers fits the bill.

And American model Pete Stellato makes damp patches in your underwear a positive and Levi Jackson does a similar thing to pyjamas.

Musical Bath Boy

Once Upon a Time's Colin O'Donoghue shirtless bathing and with his chest foliage illuminated as he undresses beforehand in the video for Christina Perri's The Words.

Belgium's flying athlete and hairy armed Cedric Nolf showing the benefits of tight lycra when you jump and throw.

A naked Douglas Smith (who is a Canadian actor if you didn't know) bends over the side of a bed and braces in the aptly named Big Love episode Come, Ye Saints.

And overly rigid (not everywhere sadly) Aussie Rules player Marcus Bontempelli shirtless and making me hope he bends over more.

Boy in Danger (5)

Sean James Murphy is an Australian actor who appears more often than not shirtless in the overacted comedy series Danger 5 having his chest hair stared at and being tied up with string.

Aussie Rules player Stewart Crameri's nipples are erect in pink and Nolan Gerard Funk has something hard and black between his cheeks.

Chris Mears, model (for twink porn stars?) and occasional diver, is nicely filling in both departments and has lovely eyes. His popular rear is a match for Tom Daley and Jack Laugher (left and middle).

And today's random cute posed to look like he's moving when he isn't chap.

Boy most Solid

Australian model Tim Perry, furry or otherwise, does muscled solidity in various bits of underwear with ugly sunglasses (Terminator on his holidays?). Tim even manages to look good in shredded jeans.

German actor Christoph Letkowski and his big tool (just as Dutch blond Waldemar Torenstra did) have featured on stage, the beach, wet under a tree, and in the hall as has Christoph's much displayed (bloody towels) behind.

And a hairy threesome of random cute chaps have a a shower, or at least two mange to.

Boy of many Talents

 
Yusuf Güney is a Turkish pop star who happily gets his top off plus he has done underwear and silly hat modelling. Yusuf likes to hide in the shrubbery and play invisible pool side drums.

Australian cricketer Pat Cummins is rather cute (with good teeth) and looks to have a pleasing behind. Top of please Pat.

Bulgarian tennis player Grigor Dimitrov likes to train and suck with his top off which should be encouraged, as much as dancer Aaron Renfree showing off his body (which he does anyway).

And Cedric Nolf is a Belgian athlete who gets furrier when the photograph is taken from a distance.
 

Boy to Type?

Should I be surprised at how well Justin Hartley plays a dumb blond frat boy in Spring Breakdown? When examining the reasons Justin got the role I'm thinking its body over ability to look vacant, just.

Kevin McDaid was in a boyband and then was the toy of someone from a more successful boyband, or something like that. Now he's doing a photo shoot with emphasis on his crotch and better behind.

Has Kiwi actor Cameron Jones' towel been brought down just a tad at the front? Could be the camera position. Cameron has a nice chest (strokable) but I'm not a fan of the veiny arm thing. It isn't the plumbing I'm interested in.

And what is happening of shot to Aussie actor Nick Russell plus Henry Cavill and a hopefully excited Armie Hammer have a good ride in the Man from Uncle remake (yes another).

Boy Once

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch's Nate Richert was plainly the furriest thing on kid's television in the late nineties, so much so that they had to give him a foam top (hard to keep on in a shower) in order not to scare. I haven't seen Nate soaped up or otherwise in anything since.

Giacomo Gianniotti is Canadian actor who got undressed as much as they do (rather quick drying) on the Murdoch Mysteries. Having done the ice bucket challenge, played a topless historical Hungarian bloke in France, showing off his armpits to a bored looking lass, and selfied with Karen Gillan on an aptly named series Giacomo manages the most unconvincing yet real moustache.

And Silent Witness' David Caves is used effectively to promote a staging of Taming of the Shrew.

Knocked Boy

Poor Philip Labey went through all his acting training and is rather cute (can you spot fluffy?) but is most famous for this.

After borrowing Snake's hair wrestler Cam Zagami (who clearly thinks he's auditioning for Happy Days) and his package messes around in the ring.

The Musketeers' Santiago Cabrera, and British divers Chris Mears and Freddie Woodward with their tops off.

Chet Hanks proof that you can have everything including being savagable and turn out to be a twat.

And today's random cute furry blond in a corridor guy.

Boy who Goes Down

Spencer Falls [his site] is a former Kiwi soap actor who mixes a touch of the dork (a touch here and there) to the standard oft undressed fare that you see on shows like Shortland Street.

Luke Pasqualino and his perfectly straight trail have appeared (to various degrees) in medieval France (yes Luke your trouser things are still on and can I have a stroke?), in magazines (with less of a hairstack), in late Noughties teen stuff, and during the Renaissance Papacy.

And the chests displaying of Nick Jonas, Sebastian Stan, and Thom Evans. Good on the torso fronts but the facial expressions need work.

Boy in More

Republic of Doyle's regularly restrained Allan Hawco models with top off but goes a lot further on the show.

Bradley Dodds and Josh Kelly vaguely wash windows (supposedly being cheeky) in the Las Vegas episode 'The Glass Is Always Cleaner' but are shyer and poutier when interrogated (shirtless (and overacting) for plot reasons). I do love add on totty.

And former rugby player and now beefy model Kayne Lawton is clearly spending a lot of time in the gym.

Boy who just Is

 Beau Mirchoff is bonding with a wall, looking vacant in a towel, being felt up, about to be felt down (purple pants, oh dear),  rescued (or should t be 'rescued'?), chatting, and restrained.

If like Billy Flynn you inhabit an American soap opera make your peace with the idea that you will make a lot of topless mobile calls from bedrooms so practice looking at non existent texts or talking to a phone that nobody is at the other end of. Beats being oddly shy in bed together. The now furry Casey Moss is more couch based when getting undressed and looking regretful afterwards.

And via Jak someone by the initials 'bs' overacting with his top off.

Forgot the D Boy

Suggestive British dancer and actor Richard Winsor plays hungover (not the most flattering look) and oddly manscaped (must pretend to steady myself) in Casualty.

Aussie actor Rick Donald has titchy nipples and chest styling (a homage to the coming mushroom cloud?) in the 1930s set Underbelly: Razor.

Justin Gaston (eyebrow acting, big chest, and detachable looking hair (head moves hair stays in place) included) was just one of many to get his top off on the massage table in the show Client List. Justin does all his concerned looks but got more undressed for charity.

And posed boys, Home and Away's Jake Speer and former Pop Idoler (soon to do cruises) Shayne Ward.

Boy has a Shower

Stephen Hagan is a Northern Irish actor who is rather adept at shower (in his jeans) acting. Stephen is more but less dressed with James Holmes in the play Studies for a Portrait.

Formerly of Eastenders Ben Hardy didn't leave the soap before doing one of those let's show off his armpits in as many different ways we can think of in ten seconds shoots. Ben, who can do shower acting too, should get (a tan) his torso its own Equity card as his head is only along for the ride.

And Hemlock Grove's soulful looking (with a top on too) Bill Skarsgård is the prettiest brother and suffers from Chernobyl fallout (too soon?).

Rucking Boy

Levi Casboult bearded or clean shaven is an Australian Rules footballer who can look all mountain man and cutesome. Levi wears support pants when he could be wearing damp shorts, the fool.

Michael Murray has 'dressed' up as a Viking on American Horror Story and now is attired as a period doctor who forgot his scrubs top (but not to wax) under his lab coat. I think Michael looks better minus the dressing up.

And Nick Jonas dressed up to look silly and Kellan Lutz to trigger off a surfer fluff fantasy.

Boy in Mud

A hairless Aussie actor Rhys Wakefield has a deep and meaningful (and more) with a lass on a tyre strewn mud bank or culvert (how romantic) in the film The Black Balloon.

Big haired Douglas Smith gets his behind out underwater and on dry land (and has his top off a lot) in The Boy Who Smells Like Fish which having baths (pink ones) next to ugly curtains must be a cure for.

And I not sure if it is worse that the Americans have hijacked Paul Telfer to do soaps or they've trimmed him.

Swimwear Boy

Above is Gethin Jones the latest former Blue Peterer to show off how beefy he's can be.

Got to Run Boy

Sebastian Rodger is a British athlete who after some movement mid race needs to readjust and has a lot to play with if he gets bored whilst training (or wants to warm up).

This is Jimmy Missry who is 'famous' for drinking a lot of water on Judge Judy or so Sam tells me. From the few episodes I've see if their cute (or just there) their dumb.

It's never good to look like you are in a 1970s Christmas catalogue like Chris Mears or being far, far too far from the camera like singer Calvin Goldspink.

Formerly of Eastenders Ben Hardy, nee Jones, was cruelly made to wear a silly hat and cover up his assets (some of them) doing a calendar based plot line (love the guy trying not to look).

And I do wish that Dr Who would give the names of their cute extras and light them better.