Take me to the river

We are a month an a half away from May Day (or allegedly clever Oxford students jump into a shallow rubbish filled river day). But people make mistakes.

Mart West is now a soap star but he used to do this which is probably as naughty as it looks.

Scott Caan (with a girl...ohhh bless we are so fooled Scott) and Paul Walker pose on a beach. Mistake? Timeline, Meet the Deebles (I think that's what it was called) ...and more or less every film Paul and Scott have been in.

Marc Crumpton was famous (sorta) once. His mistake? No idea but looking like this
it can't have been lacking tottiness.

Robbie Ginepri didn't do too well in his last few matches.

Then we have the successes for no real reason.

Blair McDonough...nut who can't really act but has a part on Neighbours.

Scrumdown which is a good site but needs a BLOODY INDEX or SEARCH FUNCTION. Where are my pills?

Finally Mrs Anton Dietzen better know how lucky she is to wake up next to this, while Bill can't rub baby oil all over this and this. [again thanks to Val of Dreamcaps for those]

Fountains of Wayne

For someone who isn't the greatest rugby fan I'm posting rather a lot of pictures of rugby players. Ben Cohen, Michael Witt, Darren Lockyer, Jono West to name a few (or the one's I can find quickly on my File Manager).

Well adding to the collection (well actually this is a bit of a repeat) is Wayne Godwin who seems to have a habit of posing naked for pictures.

He was also on the Salon in varying positions of shirtless and nudity.

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Though he's not the only one on the Salon who gets naked.

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And in case you are interested Fountains of Wayne are a spiffing beat combo from New York City.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

I've always thought that sounds kinky (and give yourself a gold star if you know where the quote comes from).

I just thought I'd share that...

Because I can

Here's a link to Ged's website and arguably the most prosaic blog ever.

Replace 'I went to the pub which was nice where I saw Jim' with 'After planning the invasion of Poland I wandered thro' each charter'd street, near where the charter'd Thames does flow and entered a den of inequity where I saw chained to a pillar...'

Well I never

It's odd what random button pressing on one's remote (or more truthfully my inepitude at remembering channel numbers) gets you. Today I got Cavegirl (which I have described below somewhere) which reminded me how cute Harry Capehorn is and (and it's probably my odd tastes) but how cute TJ Sorrell is.

It looks like one of the Phixx boys is yet again shirtless. Well it is the cutest Nick so we'll let him off. I so hope that they actually get some better material as Love Revolution is simply rubbish. If they really want sales they could do an Eric Mabuis and have it as an MPEG on their CD single.

Wasn't that version of Scottish history last night a waste of time? I videoed it thinking it might be vaguely historically accurate. It wasn't. Well acted. It wasn't. Paul Nicholls would get his kit off. He didn't.

The next one is on James I/IV the bisexual, water/cold metal phobic, anti-smoking, mother hater. Should be interesting and Michael Fassbender playing Guy Fawkes is very cute.

Imagining the logistics

Here's Tommy Rowlands again (thanks to Val for finding the pic)

Sporty (and the meaning of totty)

Michael Witt is an Australian rugby player and is apparently very good...never watch rugby in this country let alone in Australia...well they have Aussie Rules and players like Mark Coughlan and Ben Cousins which appeals more...sorry.

Then there is Tommy Rowlands who must be related to Matt Shrivington and won some wrestling thingy (is a having third leg cheating?).

And Jacob Young for no reason whatsoever.


Totty is a group noun for attractive men and/or women.

Before I go out

Here's who I want in my bed when I come home, Orlando Bloom.

10,000

Well I've now had more visitors than votes Bush 'won' or won by depending on which pole you sit on.

I'm still open to requests...for pictures...and...

Odd

Well apart from walking into cute Canadian Matt at least once a week (I might one day talk to him) and being a tad disappointed about the tottiness of the staff in the Cornmarket Starbucks I've noticed not much and really am just trying to make this post not just a list of pictures but if you are called Matt...no I will talk to him but I bet you he's straighter than a very straight thing.

Anyhows here's David Spriggs:

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and Duncan James of Blue who must be the cleverest member of Blue (OK that's not hard).

Simply scary

Swimmers wearing speedos used to be a good thing until those speedos started looking like this and this.

They even make Thomas Rupprath (bilber=photos (aren't I helpful)) look bad...

Wobble

I do so love it when other people do all the work.

Well Lost in the Attic has updated it's Leeches caps yet another David DeCoteau epic.

Leave the kid alone

Bigots come in all shapes and sizes and can outwardly be cute. Also people can say things not understanding the effect it has.

Brandon Henschel was/is a dancer for Britney Spears and has had bit parts in a few films and TV shows.

Sadly young Brandon seems to have some rather odd views.

On his forum under a thread he started called 'Am I gay?' he writes 'First of all, you all are quite aware of the fact that I follow Christ. So how can I be gay, if that is not in accordance with the Scriptures. ' amongst other things.

Now you may disagree with Brandon's statements on the matter but he doesn't really understand why people are reacting in the way they are. He's a young man with rather undeveloped views and I'm sure in a few more years he'll be a much more rounded chap. Let's not follow some of the posters on the forum and become attack dogs.

If you want proff of how confused his religious views are this moral chap has also posed naked for AnF which I'm sure is a tad naughty religiously.

You &*$%ing $%% *&£$ ^&*^&

Well the net is for odd people (whoever said 'like you' is going to have to listen (yes listen only...no mostly naked boyband wantabees) to the new Phixx song).

Celebs swearing...yes there is a website containing MP3s of 'celebs' swearing.

Devil's haircut

There I go showing my age again but like the annoying prat who signs off just before you can fully download something on KaZaA (346258k of 354182k) or the website that puts it's tag on other people's caps you sometimes find totty in the oddest places (and I had a 'thing' for Beck, sad I know).

Examples you cry (as if). Take Glen Meadows (yes I'm still using that gag) who is in the so crap it's crap film Delta Delta Die. Now Glen is cute and has done pretty naff porn (danger link to naughty stuff) but he still looks good.

Larry Sullivan looks good too but has avoided being in anything good too.

Now I know you won't have heard of David Kopp unless you like cycling but he does look good in all that lycra but the prizes you get for winning a race are a tad cheap.

Yet again

Some more pictures of totty that brings people here (must get visitors...so important...ohhh...ohhh...not).

Wade Robson of knowing Justin Timberlake fame (picture found by the cutest chap on FM (who oh so typically they have 'cautioned' ohh the power)).

Jon West (of Australian rugby fame).

Phixx are shockingly shirtless again (no really).

And finally here's Jensen Ackles who has dissappeared off TV...*unhappy face*

Me and blonds

Kyle Searles has been on Seventh Heaven and Malcolm in the Middle and he's cute and blond (which is good enough for Bill).

30,730

Number of page views is 30,730.
Number of visits is 8,748.
Number of comments 9.

Could we up the comment score?

Bill would like to say hi to all the readers from the University of Idaho (no I'm not spying on you it's just your domain name figures quite highly on users and it gives Bill a chance to...) and if you know a blond postgrad called Tim (I can't be too blatant) who has been to Oxford I recommend getting to know him ;)

Oh Micky your so...

Boybands are the bane of the red blooded male. Not only is there always one who you want to be naughty with but they do tend to appear shirtless every so often. Fortunately you do get the Blazin' Squads of the world who are all ugly to create a balance (awaits hate male).

All boybands do have talent just not always what they suspect.

Take Natural you can have them shirtless or looking like 70s porn stars but they do have Michael Johnson and now Bill would like to have Michael Johnson (round for tea and cake...sound likely?)

But I really should go to the right beaches in Florida because it seems to be the natural (ba boom) habitat of the rare animal Nosuccessus Boybandis.

Now for the maths. Boyband+few sales+modern record companies=boyband-clothes.

Oh the naughtiness

Say you are a gay porn star and you want to represent your country in the Olympics (something I'm sure we all think about, not) wouldn't it be totally pantic if you got on the team and got chucked off because you did porn.

Well it has happened to Hungarian Szabo Gergo AKA Sergio Foster.

It's not as if it hasn't happened before.

Read more here.