Sing, Sing

The boyband kit off video that usually starts off their career (and often ends it in a desperate 'look at us and buy our single' way) deserves a few lines in the big book of pop (or possibly pap) culture. A few of my favourites (sound off) are Phixx's Hold on Me and Love Revolution, V's Blood, Sweat, and the chap in the Pure Buddhist T shirt is now shagging Mark from Westlife, Smash!'s (who also do lots of flesh solo videos) Freeway and Should Have Loved You More, and Topside (which yes is a parody). This video by US5 is not a parody just chock full of cliched naffness.

German footballer Michael Ballack legs open solves a request but what is harder to solve is what these German footballers are doing.

Also German but play tennis are Alexander Waske [his site] who models and Tommy Haas who though he's suggestive shirtless may need a gym. You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough so here's James Blake holding up his shirt using his teeth something that Jose Acasuso [shirtless pictures here] does too.

This is from Carl and is Stanford gym coach JD Reive.

And finally from someone who is too shy to want a credit is speed skater Jan Hessel Boermans naked.

Sin Songs

From one show of naffness to another here's some Eurovision totty.

The show hosted bySakis Rouvas features Monaco's dancers, Romania's Michael Ro aka Mihai Traistariu [video/video], Anzej Dezan [his site] from Slovenia, and from Malta there is Fabrizio Faniello who has no trouble taking his top off [video].

Russia's Dima Bilan [video] may have the hair of Dwayne from Basura Blanca, Nevada but he never seems to wear a shirt even if he gets cold and occasionally gets naked.

Big Egos

There's...

Mikey the misogynist model, Richard the annoying and gay, George the repressed rich prat, not from Rome Sezer, and Glyn who starts off shirtless and went on so.

The totty quotient is better than last year.

Sound of Music

The 50 Worst Artists in Music History does not include him, him or them. It also doesn't include my very short attempts at playing the cello.

Today talentless, sexually ambiguous nobodies get on TV for a few weeks, and the contestants will be bad too. They better have some real totty this time and not a chipmunk.

Wisconsin college beef in the pool [more here] disturbs some people. Why?

A different type of football and American players Chris 'yes the hair is real' Albright shirtless and Carlos Bocanegra shirtless.

Rugby players, beef running around in shorts, and always that nagging feeling they're not that bright. Here's England's
Mike Brown, and Jamie Leonard. New Zealand's Nick Evans shirtless alone from varying angles and with Conrad Smith, Jeremy Paul, Justin Marshall also shirtless twice and from behind, and Clyde Rathbone. Australia only has Stephen Hoiles and Peter Hewat.

Finally ITV Play's bit of presenting fluff, Tim Dixon.

Socking

What a difference a sock makes:



While elsewhere they may have him in all his hairy shirtlessness publicising his charity work I have Ben Cohen and his mysterious bulges.

British actor Philip Olivier shirtless.

This is Jason Roberts. I have no idea who he is or why he's pulling a rickshaw. Jim sent me the picture and must assume I'm a good guesser. This is Jason Roberts. I know he's a surfer from Australia.

Teen German footballer Patrick Reinsch.

Prison Break's Tweener (?) played by Lance Garrison about to meet his ironic fate for trying to grass up (see I've got the lingo) and not for only really having one expression in his acting repertoire.

Aras Baskauskas won the latest (I think) Survivor and must now be able to get better shirtless haircuts.

Finally Joel kindly sent me this picture of AFLers Brendan Fevola and Lance Whitnall...umm bonding.

Type Cast

Quote of the day: 'Jake Gyllenhaal doing homoerotic subtext as, it appears, only he can'.

Jay Quinn, not Texan musician but the increasingly hairy Australian surfer.

I'm not sure why but I agree with Frank that Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer looks no less youknowwhatable now he's losing his hair.

As Sam points out visually the Australian Big Brotherers not only prance around large and naked in the showers but they move. I'm sure Sam wants me to credit Oh la la rainy Paris for some of those...umm Mike by Jason.

Footballers Luca Toni in all his shirtless hairiness, Andrea Barzagli shirtless as is Alberto Gilardino.

Finally Home and Away's Chris Hemsworth.

10 years of nudity

RJ has more.

Fun with foreign names

Who would have thought you would find a cute Kaka.

Former boybander and Chippendale (or so his club claim) but now rugby player Thom Evans shirtless. Thom plays with John Beattie, who is not related to blond fluff rugby player Andy Beattie.

French swimmers Hugues Dubosq bulging away, and Nicolas Rostoucher shirtless.

German male version of Paris Hilton Sebastian Kamps who sadly seems very straight or perhaps he just collects bimbos.

AFLers Lynden Dunn celebrating as is Matthew Bate, Tom Harley showing off, Jesse Sinclair about to get savaged, Domenic Cassisi admires his talent, Kane Tenace plays and Chris Oliver and Aaron Edwards touch hands.

Finally German footballer Christopher Schorch playing.

I Cream again?

Adam Rickitt, Tory A list candidate sings (naked):



and his fans do too:



And this advert is just plain wrong:



Art has a blog, Kenneth likes Chris Austad and Wannabeleader thinks that sending me shirtless pictures of himself will get me to link to his blog.

American footballers (Americans who play football not rugby in armour) Brian McBride and Bobby Convey shirtless and using the wrong type of ball.

Now this type of ballboy I like though boy is hardly descriptive.

By request American actor and former boybander Josh Keaton [his site] as near as I can find shirtless. How can you have been in a failed boyband and not have got your top off Josh? Isn't that illegal?

From Australian Big Egos sorry Brother 6 [nudity warning] Jamie , John, Dino, and David all naked[/nudity warning]. Their profiles are here if you are interested.

By request Kiwi actor Daniel Meade.

On the Aussie Rules field there is Heath Black and his quiff (thanks to Mark for the very detailed description of what he wanted to do to and have done to him by Heath Black but wouldn't it be better to send it to Heath not me?, Graham Polak doesn't swallow, Andrew McQualter does something, and so does Daniel Jackson.

Finally from Adam, random cute guy called Adam [his site].

Adam

With thanks to:

Sporty

It seems I'm not the only one checking out sports teams.

A boy's night in:



Cute new AFLers Earl Shaw of the Swans, and Jay Nash of Essendon training.

Being Adam Campbell the blond British actor, the AFL player, and the US college sportstotty.

Dutch footballer Rafael van der Vaart [his site] with varying lengths of hair and with his top off and France's Robert Pires and his pulled up shorts.

Finally Spanish racing driver Fernando Alonso lying around on a boat shirtless and in a silly hat thingy.

Pickings

Go vote for your favourite bit of Australian Rules fluff in GayFooty's 2006 Best (looking) and Fairest Competition and make up for the low scores I'm giving them (well the ones I don't want to bed).

From Art comes Rico, 'ASBO chic in a hoodie', trying to look hard (bless), and in only his pants.

College water polo players stands around in speedos, joke around in speedos, flock together in speedos, lie around in speedos, have a quick peak in speedos, look silly in speedos, and play in speedos (which are underwater). Swimmers adjust in speedos, do ballet in speedos, and pose in speedos. You can find these and more at the excellent Vista at Howling Point.

Finally wannabee model Ryan Ross [his site] gets things right by being photographed shirtless as much as possible.

Desperate Measures

While you expect the UN to have countries like Libya looking after our human rights you don't expect Tony Blair in his post local election disaster reshuffle to give someone like Ruth Kelly the post of Minister for Women and Equality. Kelly has a record of disappearing when gay rights are voted on in the Commons and wont answer when questioned on whether she thinks homosexuality is a sin. Makes you feel protected doesn't it?

If you wonder why Big Brother is lacking here in the UK, here's the twins from Australian Big Brother getting their kit off [nudity warning] in the house.



Matt kindly sent me the poster for the movie Boy Culture which features Darryl Stephens, Derek Magyar, and Jonathon Trent shirtless.

By request a shirtless Charlie Hunnam in Queer as Folk UK.

Swedish royal arm furniture Jonas Bergstrom doing his job.

Borrowed blatantly from RearEndz comes a more buff than usual naked Craig Doyle.

Older US Olympic swimming totty Matt Biondi shirtless and hairy.

Ultimate Fighter beef and lean beef.

There is something oddly appealing about this picture of English cricketer Freddie Flintoff.

Baseballer JJ Hardy in and out of his cap.

Finally today's random cute guy.

You've got to run

Well done to Art for doing the Frenchay 10k or 6.213711922373341 miles in proper money.

CSI NYC's trace bloke AJ Buckley posing.

British rugby player Haydn Thomas running and Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer running only in purple shorts. Must be trying to be 'different'.

American musician Teddy Geiger [his site] looking cute.

Australian boxer Danny Green.

Jake McDorman star of Quintuplets and boy meets mermaid (and doesn't do the logical thing and sell her to some evil big corporation) romp Aquamarine isn't getting the release it looks like here. Fortunately he gets his kit off in the movie and you can turn off the sound.

Finally New Zealand basketballer Jeremy Kench in black shorts.

The Third

Videographically Robert Hoffman [his site] models, well kind of, and he dates himself showing off his behind in the process.

Australian water polo players, not much really that needs pointing out it's just cute boys in speedos like Jamie Smyth, Thomas Whalan now with added beard thingy, Robert Maitland, and Marshall Morely.

I'm sure MySpace wasn't designed for this purpose (people put shirtless pictures of themselves on it to give local colour, not) but here's some bits of totty on it, Wade [his space], Rob [his space] who is apparently a machine, a pretty one, Peter [his space/site] shirtless, and Christian [his space] who would be a whole lot cuter if he snarled less.

Finally a very cute bit of Aussie Rules fluff Brent Hartigan.

Past Times

A Jared montage of History Boy, Dominic Cooper which is on Broadway.

While AFL boys may practice their positions a lot but here's some solo, Jason Gram, Adam Selwood, Bernie Vince, Dean Polo, and Paul Duffield. Junior AFLer Sam Carpenter plays and gets savaged. Same name different sport, US footballer Bobby Carpenter shirtless.

US TV are doing a famous parents show featuring Randy and Sean sons of, Aaron Spelling and Rod Stewart.

These two chaps aren't modeling new farming outfits but Ginch Gonch underwear.

Finally by request British/Canadian actor Joseph May.

Threesome

Now while boybands need a mix of totty from the cute to the muscular, trios just need one good looking one and the two ugly ones to stand in the back. An example is Mexican band Reik which has Julio Ramirez and the other two.

Religious nipple with Eddie Cibrian playing Joseph.

Some Australians are total wimps, it's around 18 degrees (a Summers day in Newcastle) in Melbourne so AFLers like Jared Rivers and Daniel Bell get dressed as if it's cold. Ben Holland and Daniel Teague didn't though. Nor did Jake Edwards but he was inside which doesn't count.

Australian gymnast Sam Offord gets excited at winning. And yes the pictures are supposed to be that way round.

Staying on a gymnastic theme here by request is Nathan Gafuik's armpit.

Navel gazing at Belgium tennis player Kristof Vliegen.

Finally if they look like Chris Fountain I know why teachers sleep with their pupils (which is the plot he's doing in Hollyoaks).

Wrong Type of Ball

As I'm busy most of today (nothing to do with the local elections but if you have a vote you should) all you're getting is Kiwi rugby player Dan Carter running around shirtless in his (black) shorts...





I'll post some stuff on Saturday to make up.

Underwear

At Ginch Gonch apart for wonderful underwear (guess who wants them to advertise here) you can find models Sergio, Tym with a Y shirtless, Matt, and Jordan. It's nice to see the goods on display.

It's good when requests are specific like for 'Benji Marshall's armpits'.

Last night (in the UK) Lost season 2 started with a bit of fluff exercising, doing pull ups, and having a shower. Even though you don't until later (I wont spoil it for those watching the repeats) get to see his face but you do get to see his chest.

Finally Fred likes the players of football club TK Tonsberg from Norway, Anna wanted to share English footballer Frank Lampard's shirtless body, Dan thinks I should post more of New Zealand gymnast Mark Holyoake (which depends on there being some more) and David found some beef and some wrestlers he quite likes [nudity warning] here [/nudity warning].

Down Souff

Elsewhere, I have always like South American beef from Brazil or elsewhere, Kiwi ball boys, Jake Gyllenhaal is spandex yet again, and arty.

Now for something a little different here's some rock (OK not exactly rock more sort of American nu something) totty. I start with Authority Zero's Bill Marcks, go through Lit's Kevin Baldes, finish with Hoobastank's Dan Estrin and Chris Hesse.

From Carmen via superherofan comes Jensen Ackles and Jared something beginning with P only in towels.

As I haven't done a 'son of' section for a bit here's Max, son of Anthony, Minghella shirtless. You can find more of Max here.

Daniel 'Cloud' Campos is again with others dancing with some old woman which Jared has more of. As much as he lets them molest him whilst shirtless Daniel has competition for cute shirtless Madonna dancer.

Finally Jules thinks you might like Jesse Garcia. Well I do.