Laundry Boy

I could if I was being lazy comment on not only the washing machine needing filling with something, so there you have it. Though I doubt that straight males know how to use a washing machine I can buy that they are able to hold a hand towel in a bath (why?) and lift up a sheet, and you can buy the calendar they are in here.

Australian long distance runner Craig Mottram [his site] may train shirtless but it's only when he's dressed that you get the full picture, though I'm not sure why he's picked rural Tennessee as the inspiration for his haircut.

Often overlooked so here's some British actors, some chap called Chris Hide, the cute ex of Band of Brothers Ricky Nixon, ex of Hollyoaks Kieron Richardson who can do camp [more of Kieron naked here] and overly posed Simon Cole.

Al Santos showing off his talent and shirtless [more here].

Finally some AFLers, this year's new Saints who will get to play with a shirtless Nick dal Santo who ruined this picture by wearing something under his shorts, forshame. If Mark McVeigh wanted to look good he should wear his kit not the tightest T shirt he could find.

As Richard (and the Telegraph) shows getting your kit off for charity is becoming endemic, lets hope it becomes epidemic.

Australian swimmers are worth studying even if they don't all fill the stereotype of tall and blond like Kenrick Monk or noseworthy like Matt Welsh. Some are a tad lacking in the swimming trousers department like Brenton Rickard.

Models, was or is Mr Someone Jamie Dornan shirtless, James Penfold, Roch Barbot, and Julian Schalk.

Studying footballer requires the asking difficult questions (and not just why do they get paid more than 50 nurses). Do they oil footballers? That's Alessandro Gamberini and Henry sent me the picture. Are some people a bit too obsessed about what's in David Beckham's shorts?

Finally two bits of fluff, one and two, from last night's episode of CSI Miami.

Arresting Boys

Above are the 'Calendar Cops' New Jersey's 'fittest and finest' shirtless who vary from buff to nerdy, and from shy to showoffs.

Australian swimmers (left to right) Kenrick Monk, Eamonn Sullivan, and Brenton Rickard try to look cool or hard or something.

Footballer Kevin Vandenbergh has a thing for opening his legs wide (nice underwear) even upside down. He spreading (sorry) his habit too. Marcel Schafer (and his eyebrows) does it too. But Cristian Ronaldo has to go that one stage further.

Finally French rugby player Julian Hans lies naked on a couch and has his behind examined.

Forest Boy

Above is Jesse Metcalfe doing what he's best at looking cute, no not acting.

Rugby boys, Scotland's Ruaridh Jackson, New Zealand's Willie Rickards, and England's David Strettle possibly showing something.

Footballers the German Daniel Baier, and Italians Matteo Contini, and Luca Cigarini.

Finally another time of footballer, American college footballer, the wonderfully named Ryan Succop getting mobbed.

Joe D

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Poly Boys

The chaps of Sheffield Hallam University Rugby club have produced a 2007 nude fundraising calendar and sent me the above promo shots hoping you'll go buy it...

Continuing the rugby theme here's some Sevens players, Mark Robertson of Scotland, Nick Abendanon and Tom Croft of England, David Dillon of Australia, and Tom James and Rhodri McAteen (now there's mixed genetics) of Wales

Australia has lost one genetic mutant swimmer with a big nose, but there's always Grant Hackett.

Finally some models who model clothes like David Boner, Dan Cotten, and Adam Blake, or who model them by not wearing them like Michael Camilotos, Roger Morinco, and Josh Saunders.

TV Boys

Cute actors Dustin Milligan, Kristopher Turner even when he's wearing glasses, the now adult Tyler Kyte, and Eric Lively who looks like this when shirtless.

Scott Caan needs a hair cut (and an oil down).

English Rugby Sevens players (all twelve of them), David Strettle gets 'dacked', while Tom Croft shows off his trail and James Haskell gets pushy.

Footballers, Shay Given (yes that's his name) gets excited and ideas and a shirtless Marcell Jansen gets threatened with a mobile...behave or I'll Nokia you matey.

Finally some nudity (you have been warned) Scottish rugby player shows of his behind in and out of armour, and half and all of his bits.

Be it Boys

Kenneth has beef, be it Scottish in France (more of him tomorrow), be it named after a soap opera, or be it sounding like a porn star.

Scottish rugby player Mike Blair is shy in photo shoots staying in a T and shorts (nice legs) but also likes rolling around shirtless with other players like Chris Paterson.

It might be gravity, the wind, or a hyperspace vortex but something is doing odd things to English footballer John Terry's shorts. It's not caused by Yank over here Bobby Convey who though he likes to run around showing off his chest he's part of another team.

Finally South American volleyballer Gustavo Scholtis is cute.

Stroll Boy

Above (for the few who don't know) is a shirtless American actor Paul Walker.

Kiwi rugby boys modelling their new kits (too much fabric and not tight enough), Tamati Ellison, James Somerset who showed off some leg ('not only Dan Carter can do those underwear ads'), Stephen Brett, Richard Kahui, and the wonderfully named Sam Biddles. Oh and here's South African Francios Steyn has nice legs.

Footballers, shirtless Germans Rene Klingbeil and Marcell Jansen, and a dressed American Bobby Convey.

Finally British presenting fluff Kristian Digby trying not to wear his shirt but he's on BBC daytime TV so he can't strip.

Trimmer Boy

Above is a trimmed Stuart Manning who like Chris Fountain from yesterday is both in Hollyoaks and can't act. More of Stuart in tight black underwear here.

Any guesses why I like this picture of German gymnast Fabian Hambuchen?

Art has a minor obsession over English footballer Frank Lampard who seems to think he's an AFLer who gets on well, really well with fellow player John Terry. Nice behind too.

I've never really been a fan of Leonardo Di Caprio but here he is shirtless (and in prison).

Finally as I haven't done any (bah boom) for a while here are today's random cute chaps, one and two.

Boy Cub

Above is Chris Fountain from the UK teen soap Hollyoaks. Chris follows in the tradition of soap actors, looks cute can't act. And on that subject here's Al Santos tied up and bulging.

American college footballer Riley Skinner looks cute even with a silly beard (though that's not a reason to keep it Riley).

Thomas thinks that Dutch footballer Thomas Vermaelen is packing and offers this as proof. He's cute whatever is in his shorts.

Some French actors, the cutesome Thibault Vanlaer, and the hairy then shaved (longer hair no body hair, body hair short hair...why?) Guillaume Campa in his underwear.

And finally cross country skier Eldar Roenning [his site] shirtless and shirtless showing off some beans, who know why.

Uni Boys

Above are some of the 'months' of Emerson College's 2006 Hott (sic) Guys Calendar. I'm a fan of May, August, November, and definitely January.

This Australian apparently needed a good hard rescue.

Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer shirtless bulging and his package.

Re Inventor James Strawbridge got shirtless in front of some straw.

Finally some footballers the Italian Fabio Cannavaro shirtless twice and a mildly bulging Michael Delura.

Wesley B

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Play Boys

Art looked for modelling totty pretending to be things and found tired boxer boy, towel boy, changing in the car boy, half a swimmer boy, pool boy, less shy pool boy, and torso boy.

Timothy Boham (aka Marcus Allen), done porn now might do time. Though sad for those involved the hours you an spend making up bad puns about it is amazing.

Some blond footballers, and one not so blond one, the shirtless Olof Mellberg and the equally shirtless Marcell Jansen followed by Ferran Corominas and Luis Garcia.

Finally some requests, Australian rugby player Jono West shirtless, Shaun Sipos shirtless, Eric Johnson shirtless in Scorn, and [nudity warning] a naked Ryan Carnes [/nudity warning]. So only Kirk Cameron shirtless left to do.

Borg Boy

Above is a naked English cricketer Kevin Pietersen doing his Terminator bit (thanks Art) which you can click to enlarge.

Re-inventor James Strawbridge (not berry) bulging and shirtless. He needs to get his kit off more.

All on his own shirtless Kiwi rugby player Lance Hohaia.

Some underwear models, packing in white and black or red, really packing in green and orange, not so much in grey, and quite packing in abstract. Not a job for the shy.

As far as I know Harry Potter star Stanislav Ianevski hasn't 'skinned' so the best one can do it post pictures of the beefy Bulgarian in a vest and some shorts.

Finally some shirtless footballers from the Melbourne Victory team.

Silly Boys

For $150 you can have a URL ending co.ck, what price silliness.

Gregory Mahe, formerly of the stripper rugby team meaning we get to see a lot of his flesh and allegedly all of his behind (cheers Mr O'rama), now is with/in Narbonne who are not against showing off a lot of flesh too, but this time on a Mediterranean beach. I do like their exercise programme. South African has its rugby players too like Gary Botha and Wynand Olivier.

English cricketer Andrew Freddie Flintoff looking according to the Australian press 'worried'.

The weather being warm means that some of the Sydney Swans like Craig Bolton, Jarrad McVeigh and Ben Matthew run shirtlessly.

Finally a footballer Edmond Kapllani.

Question of the Day

Now that Ian Thorpe has retired I hear horrid people are running books on how long until he comes out...

Question Boys

Is Burn Gorman becoming Torchwood's resident Mr Top Off, and is that a tough job for him?

Is Re-Inventors co host and son of main host (cf Dan Snow) the 'hairy' James Strawberry cute in an Orlando Bloom clone way?

Is American actor Marco Dapper really hiding anything? More of his fluffness here.

Can Swiss actor Pierre Chatagny here shirtless look more lovingly at a dildo?

Does Milo Ventiminglia look better minus the facial growth or is it just because he's shirtless?

Have I posted this shirtless picture of Roque Santa Cruz before and do you care? What is happening to German footballer Martin Demichelis here while he's shirtless?

Does playing rugby interfere with Australian players like Greg Inglis and Justin Hodges' beach life?

Did Australian cricketer Mitchell Johnson know he was being photographed while Freddie Flintoff not realise?

Rugger Boys

Above is English rugby player Will Matthews in the shower.

All the below are rugby players...ohh I spoil you )that like rugby players that is).

French players Remy Martin and his package, Alex Blangey shirtless, Aurelien Rougerie shirtless, Loic Jacquet, Frederic Michalak shirtless in a collage, and Fabrice Daumas shirtless.

From the colonies (well they were) South Africa's Pierre Spies, Kiwis Andy Ellis and Byron Kelleher obviously likes puns.

Finally the UK's Ben Cohen and a bulge, Morgan Williams, and Mark Jones.

Vote Boys

You can vote for the 2006 Dreamies here with such important categories as Favourite Skin Scene. Justin [cough] Hartley [cough] ok then [cough] Jared [cough] Jesse [cough]

From up Norse and Fred comes long pointy stick thrower Andreas Thorkildsen shirtless and in those athletic trouser thingys that show off your Shrivington or Cook Islands and him shirtless again of whom Oliver has more.

UK based actor, singer and dancer (don't you hate show offs) Paul Spicer [his site] thinks that lying on a bed in his pants and posing naked will help his career. Well it can't hurt.

Footballers, Manuel Friedrich and Ioannis Amanatidis shirtless, and Mark Gonzalez and Cristiano Ronaldo assume positions.

Models, Sam Saffman in a vest and shirtless in briefs of whom Kenneth has more, equally vested Dan Cotton, Jesse 'boy next door' Wood, and dancer, model, and apparently stripper Jason Beitel shirtless with what looks like a zip.


And finally as requested here's where you can download a copy of that Make Me a Supermodel final video.