Testing Boy

Above is a Jobe Watson based test to see how dirty your mind is.

Trailing French model Cedric whose repertoire seems to rely heavily on showing off his armpits. He could also do with a tan, but in this weather so could we all.

I was sent a few pictures of this chap, sans name, so I'm going to guess he's a model slash actor and is in some bland family show.

And although his calendar was blander than My Family, and I prefer Scots, Ben Cohen still looks nice and hairy in the shower, or the locker room, thanks Kenneth.

Boy Rides

Today's clip is of English rugby player Olly Barkley doing his bit for naked calendar modeling. It's good to see that someone had a sense of humour, so let the innuendo run free. You can download the clip here or here, plus be nice here.

Not only is Aussie actor Craig Horner contractually obliged to have his top off in nearly every episode of Legend of a Seeker but also now he has to be tied up by leather clad women, or have a metal collar around his neck ('here fluffy, good fluffy'). And the show is aimed a teenagers...

It might be off the market but I still think Kevin Jonas' behind had promise.

And Scottish actor Sam Heughan has ditched the tragic hair and is lying around in white boxers in bed and then they go and spoil it all with a female.

Boys from Palm Beach

Australian soap Home and Away's latest bit of fluff Luke Mitchell is pretty and defined but very wooden (I'm thinking Benny Hill) needing judgment plus I have a sudden desire to be a surf board. Todd Lasance and Lincoln Lewis looking like they are tired after doing things to each other.

And as requested Scott Adkins being wooden, beefy and slightly hairy in his swimmers.

Boy Hair?

Does Disney 'actor' David Hendrie wear a wig or is there so much product being used that it just looks that way?

Irish Aussie Rules player Tom Walsh looks rather nice in his short shorts, but a bit adorkable when dressed more. Tom has very strokable legs.

And reality fluff Daniel Drinkwater might try to look studious but can't when dressed in some really naff underwear.

Boy Disinterested

Has One Life to Live's Mark Lawson never washed anyone in a shower before or did he mistake the woman for a car? And why are his eyes closed?

Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody's obsession with showing people his trail.

Simon Czaplinski aka Sean Cody's Harley is now going by the name Simon Dexter and really wants you to know he likes cars and things like that, bless. Via the modeltastic Definition of a Man.

Jak sent me his favourite picture of Canadian actor Ryan Kennedy wearing too many clothes, well he is.

And if you're in the UK tonight on Channel 4 at 11:40pm is the film Donkey Punch which features a fair bit of nudity from Julian Morris, Jay Taylor, Robert Boulter, and Tom Burke. If you want an idea about what's on offer here's a montage or you can download a clip of it here.

Doing it Boy

What he's in doesn't matter actor Scott Adkins doing beefy in his underwear rather well.

As requested defunct British boyband A1 which consisted of (L-R) Mark Read, Paul Marazzi, Christian Ingebrigtsen, and Ben Adams and did all the standard cheesy boyband poses.

As long as he keeps his mouth closed and his shirt off (and the tattoo removed) formerly of Hollyoaks Stuart Manning is rather humpworthy. Stuart in just his boxers and fellow jungle inmate Gino Di Campo made I'm a Celebrity, no really I am, really, Get Me Out of Here. Credits as per taggage.

And why do Home and Away's Conrad Colbey and Todd Lasance look so guilty?

Boy Lighting

Merlin's Bradley James chest hair is invisible in the right light. I wish they were brave enough to let Bradley use his west country accent (and baby oil).

A bedded nice and hairy Bradley Cooper showing his body off in the film The Hangover.

And some shirtless Aussie Rules players, Clayton Hinkley, Danny Stanley, Hayden Ballantyne, and Rhys Palmer gets chased by his teammates.

J Boys

British actor James Murray does pretty and butch at the same it's just a shame that he's removed his fur. There's a possible bulge too.

English footballer John Terry's passable looks are improved greatly by his nicely bulging shorts, addiction to being shirtless, and firm behind. And yes there are deeper puddles.

And American actor Jon Foster also seems to have an addiction to shirtlessness, and short wearing but less of a bulge. I even like the floppy hair.

Boy Covers

It may be obvious what Nick Youngquest has in his longjohns, and that he has a goodly ass, but I still fail to see the logic of the tattoos as he's letting his chest hair grow.

Australian actor Kain O'Keeffe (yes that's his real name) has been in what Aussie television after getting lots of barely dressed bits of young fluff calls it a show and now is doing sometimes badly lit shirtless modeling.

And Michael Phelps goes for the swimming redneck look.

Boys Darkly

Another day, another chance for me to continue my fascination with Michael Rady and his nudity with Omid Abtahi in another episode of Sleeper Cell. Why everything had to be so dark is anyone's guess. You can download the clip here (and be nice here).

Stuart Manning might not be the brightest Z lister in the jungle but I wasn't planning to discuss the finner points of Hegel with him. Stuart has a lot of things that need playing with. Credit as per taggage.

And Shaun Sipos is being allowed to let his chest hair grow a bit but not long enough to give a good hard stroking while your giving him a good hard poking.

Boys Steam

Michael Rady and Omid Abtahi bond in the gym, perve in the locker room, and then get naughty in the steam room in Sleeper Cell. You can download the clip here or here (and be nice here).

After a quick change (nice behind) in front of a redneck a belt wearing shirtless Keith Jordan frolics with Adamo Ruggiero in Make the Yuletide Gay.

And Nicolas Woodman's weekly shirtlessness in UK soap Doctors. Nicolas really has to stop scowling all the time.

Studied in Oxford Boy

I happened across an Oxford Brookes alumni magazine which featured student rower Mason Shoebridge (wonderful name) on the front cover.

As requested Kevin Sacre and 'that guy' aka Matt Milburn shirtless and in plastic on a late night Hollyoaks plus the armpits of Aussie actor Daniel Goddard when he's tied up being poked (sorry) in Beastmaster.

Former Blue Peter presenter Matt Baker goes on a BBC sponsored jolly and after a swim Matt does some wrestling in speedos and a silly hat (apparently it's traditional Mongolian dress).

And some Greenwich rugby boys a'showering.

Boys and Brackets

From the fluff in very little school of modeling (and what the frell is he wearing one too) comes a clearly overdressed (and overshaved) Craig Malozzi and following on from yesterday (sorry I have a thing for hairy blonds) Ellis McCreadie just about in his underwear pictures.

Plus Chase Armitage, no not the plotline to Spooks, but a British freerunner which seems to involve being well defined (if a bit veiny), having a painted on sash, shirtless camera work, and do odd poses in a castle.

Boy who Blands

Above is more nudity from Levi Johnston's shoot for Playgirl.

It's clear that American model Ellis McCreadie doesn't need that towel.

Another day, another excuse (surfing lessons this time) for Aussie soap Home and Away to show Luke Mitchell without a top on. I'm happy to see Luke assume the position.

Greg Vaughan needs to shave, his face not his lovely chest.

And Aussie model finds Todd Finlay he didn't really need to wear those pants.

Boys Box Together

The characters played Shane West with Adam Brody in Time and Again emerge in their boxers from a room in which they've shared the night together. You can download Adam and Shane in their boxers here or here (and be nice by renewing your Rapidshare here).

Kiwi actor Simon London really wants you to see his chest hair, more here.

Pretty Aussie Rules player with skinny legs Michael Rischitelli needs to get his top off which is something that Simon Black manages.

And Aussie rugby beef Nick Youngquest is modeling nothing much again.

Boy in the Curtain

Today's clip is of nice and hairy French rugby player Morgan Parra doing some naked, with bits covered, calendar modeling. You can download Morgan and his behind here and/or here (and be nice by renewing your Rapidshare here)

Some screencaps of Coronation Street's Kenny Doughty in a towel in a pub. I approve of Kenny's front and his behind but not of the dated tattoo. Credit to Baton.

And to finish another hairy rugby player (thus in a suit a few sizes too small) Ireland's Luke Fitzgerald who needs a good hard stroke (chest hair modeled on a twister) followed by a good hard...

Play with the Boy

I've tried to get a copy of Blood Creek aka Town Creek to do a clip of Henry Cavill's tied up hairiness but no luck so far. You'll just have to use your imaginations.

Oh the things you can read into what's going on with Nick Zano and Dan Byrd's characters in Cougar Town. The quick perve for Nick, then for Dan followed by an unfortunate pose just adds to the 'a chap spends rather a lot of time playing with his girlfriend's kid brother' vibe.

Luke Mitchell, nice body but has a habit of looking like something has just been inserted into his person.

There's something so very wrong about fluff letting a horse sniff their crotch when others are more than willing, naughty Joseph Sayers.

And I'm not sure if I've posted this shirtless picture of Irish rugby player Tommy Bowe.

A Boys

Aspiring model Eamon R is rather cute and has a fun habit of staring at his own bits.

Athletic Belgian twin sprinters the nice behinded Kevin and teasing Jon Borlee [their site] train with their tops off in Florida. Sadly (for them) the twins get out bulged by fellow sprinter Cedric Van Branteghem.

Aussie Rulers Brett Kirk plus Ben McGlynn with their tops off and a chance to look into David Hille's short shorts.

And as requested Aussie rugby player Billy Slater.

Woods Boy

Today's clip, thanks to Sam, is of Canadian actor Shawn Roberts and his rather defined behind which you can download here and/or here (and if you're renewing or getting Rapidshare).

Yet another show that has Cory Monteith with his top off and armpits on display, this time Hybrid.

Australian ball players rugby player Jarryd Hayne with his top off, and AFLer Grant Birchall for those who like feet (I was wondering if you could see anything up his shorts), and with his top off on television.

And Kelly Blatz shirtless and surrounded on the TV screen and when he was at college.