Bye Bye Boys

Whatever happened to the Brewer twins, Keith and Derek, them of the pretty blondness with occasionally nudity and suggestions of bonding? The pretties were once Daleyish in their ubiquitousness but have vanished, which is a shame.

Irish Boy

Formerly of Westlife Kian Egan looking pretty.

Brazilian modelling twins Marcio and Marcos Patriota write their names on their chests for identification purposes (can you determine which is which) and have varying levels of furriness. Here are the twins naked front and back.

And Aussie rugby player James O'Connor throws a ball.

West End Boy

Made in Chelsea's relatively normal Andy Jordan showing some flesh.

Furry British model Billy Harding took his bit of reality and ran (even is it meant being on a ladder in his pants) with it. Billy does like being photographed showing off his armpits.

And a montage of eight Aussie rugby players some with only their pants on.

Boy Shaggy

Ryan Patrick McGuffey is a mildly feral American actor here seen shirtless in the hot tub with more cheesiness.

For someone who is so happy to take his clothes off at the slightest excuse and wear little (and often see through) when not naked Canadian model Thierry Pepin is reticent about previous film work.

And X Factor reject Sam Callahan regrets he didn't check what type of photo shoot it was, possibly.

Boy on his Own

Kiwi soap actor Josh McKenzie has perfected the staring whilst playing with your jeans button pose.

 In tight shorts front and back Josh is a bit of a lefty when things get squirted on him and reminds me of the South Downs for some reason.

And Josh in bed with another bloke playing tonsil hockey.

Boy Down to the Woods

The Wanted's Max George is photographed half naked and from that to just underwear on a Chesterfield in the woods.

Kodi Baker is an American actor whose roles tend to focus on what he looks like (something I'd never do) rather than how good he is as an actor. Kodi does have rather dead eyes (covered by large sunglasses) which would make him perfect for zombie films.

And my quarterly moan that Aussie Dominic Green has stopped modelling.

Backing Boys

Jack Donnelly is pretty enough for the Atlantis directors not to need a background of half naked men but to be historically accurate they should be naked.

Weeds' Hunter Parrish always looks like he has something stuck up his behind and it nearly ruins a perfectly good bit of fluff. Perhaps it is what Hunter calls acting.

And to think that Jesse Spencer once looked like this.

Boy Butted In

Nathan McMullen gets surprised and shocked whilst naked on Misfits clearly having the clothes off clause in his contract.

An open mouthed and underwear clad Harry Treadaway looks to be a big boy based on the drop in his underwear. Furry Harry (who is going for a chest pyramid) has a lot of must be straight imagery in his cab.

And the top of Jack Donnelly's crack on Atlantis.

Danny Boys

Two Daniels, Australian soap fluff of the McPherson variety and the Keating British gymnastic variant.

Ginger Aussie Rules player Todd Banfield, here seen shirtless, likes to raise his arms up when playing or celebrating. Todd looks to be a brief chap when Chris Yarran savages him.

And Canadian actor Stephen Amell naked in Hung.

Boy on the Rise

Canadian actor Diego Klattenhoff has become famous enough to warrant one of those naked but with bits covered magazine shots.

Cody Christian is an American actor who is now featuring in a so unfunny other movie parody whose only saving grace is Cody sans shirt. No idea what the back thing is about.

And is the Misfits' Nathan McMullen open for business?

Boy Left Out

When Tom Daley came out I guess I wasn't the only one who was surprised that he wasn't doing Chris Mears. Probably just wishful thinking.

Boardwalk Empire's Charlie Cox getting his chest fur fondled by a lass who takes a telephone to bed with her. It might be the Prohibition version of phubbing.

And Gerrit Klein looking cute even in an East German uniform.

Flowery Boy

X Factorer Lloyd Daniels in his boxers (cunningly made out of some curtains).

American actor and I assume model judging by the posing (and the tragic hair) Levi Freeman has lovely eyes, a goodly torso, a jacket lifter, preppy, and a very nice behind.

And today's random cute chap with a ticklish navel.

Boy more Furry

The more rugged David Jones Roberts is a good counterpoint to how he looked on Home and Away.

Jason Gaffney is a boy next doorish American actor with a thing about getting photographed in his underwear front and back.

And Mrs Kevin Zegers is a lucky lass.

Spinky Boy

Calvin Goldspink wants to be known as Calvin Gold from now onwards, I prefer furry beasty.

Gerrit Klein [his site] is a German actor and model who likes looking at his leg, showing off his nipples, photographing (love the expression), and being photographed. Gerrit also likes to be ridden by blond chaps.

And there's a space next to British diver Chris Mears.

Mayfly Boy

Reality fluff Sam Callahan has his own chest oiler (or likes people throwing it onto him at random).

Luke Mitchell is yet another Australian soap actor now doing American television with his top off but unlike others he can actually act. Not that anyone is employing that body for that reason. I'm not a fan at the attempt at a goatie and fighting shirtless in an oddly clean industrial context is so 1990.

And today's random cute but I bet he doesn't know how much chap.

Boy Docked

British actor Tom Austen was sadly rarely out of his Beaver Falls basketball top (or others) in the similarly named series. Wonderfully Tom's eyebrows make him look predominately quizzical.

Although I still prefer Kevin (odd I know) Nick Jonas pulling himself up onto the dock in the upcoming Careful What You Wish For uses him to his full potential. Considering the roles co-star Graham Rogers has had things might be interesting.

And today's random cute decided to make a steers head out of my chest hair chap.

Time Boy

Above is True Blood's Robert Kazinsky stripping off (with a goodly number of crotch shots) to his boxers and then beyond to advertise bath foam (behave). You can view and download Robert showing some flesh here. No need to change your clocks.

Time obsessed X Factorer Matt Cardle will probably be as memorable as the rest of the winners so here's him getting a spray tan before a magazine shoot a few month's before he's working in his local Tescos.

And period rear nudity of the 1960s (Luke Evans) and 1970s (Chris Hemsworth).

Boy and the Elephants

Tom Mckay spent a lot of time pulling faces in his boxers (and a bra) in a stag party disrupted by dinosaurs (and the blond from S Club 7) in the UK version of Primeval a clip of which you can view and download Tom here.

Drawn on Canadian model, and actor (of various types) Thierry Pépin displays one and both cheeks in underwear and out of it.

And British meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker covers his best bits.

Boy with a Drink

Hollyoaks' Ayden Callaghan does his drinks making in a towel.

Pretty American actor Tyler Blackburn shirtless and damp in the bath in Ravenswood and shirtless and damp in the shower in Dirty Pretty Liars. No typecasting there.

And the Belgian runners the Borlée twins Jonathan and Kevin, and their older brother Dylan.

Boys and their Bulges

British cyclist Jason Kenny has a goodly bulge but it is difficult to work out what's what.

A less skinny Andrew Trischitta gets accosted by a women who tries her hardest not to look at the thing in his shorts and eventually fails.

And footballer John Terry and his shorts snake. It's a shame that he's such a smeghead.