May not be to everyone's tastes

In my quest to post more than Justin Timberlake and whichever boyband has their kit off this week I'm posting Kyle Shewfelt a Canadian gymnast.

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And here

Stevie

To cheer you all up on a cold stormy night here's Steve Sandvoss in all his shirtless glory.

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Mr Gap ad

If you needed proof ballet dancers can be cute but not camp here's Will Kemp

Gym totty

Graham Ackerman

Blaine Wilson

Cody Moore and Daniel Furney

Jason Furr and Todd Thornton

Jason Gatson

Sean Townsend

Silly homoerotic drivel

To quote a review on Amazon 'David Decoteau makes bad horror films with the build quality of a Trabant, and the acting quality of Lower Muckwallop's village Christmas panto'. Not a bad description of his work.

One of his epic productions is Leeches which is pure pants on a filmic level but full of speedo clad chaps on a tottyic level.

Decoteau has gone back to what he is good at rather than trying to make real films and produced a film full of cute chaps to perve on.

You have Matt Twining and Mark Miller who were both shirtless and cute in that other epic The Frightening, Michael Lutz who is in almost all of Decoteau's films, Tony Carroccio (not the best picture of him) and Josh Henderson of failing at Popstars 'fame'. Along with this chap, and this one and also this one.

Why tell you all this?

Well apart from it being of vital national importance the Lost in the Stars site has capped a lot of the film, HERE.

As you can see the site owner has gone to a lot of effort to provide these caps so please (as has happened to him a great deal) don't reward all that effort by nicking his bandwidth by posting his caps on forums directly from his site. If you want to post them upload them onto your own webspace and give the site credit. This applies to all sites.

You get these pictures because of people's good will so don't screw it up for the rest of us by abusing it.

Here endeth the lesson.

Kip and Beau

Two of my favorite things from Australia are Kip Gamblin (yes him again) and Beau Brady.

Well here they are together:

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And Here.

Credit where credits due

My policy on credit for things is simple you cap, or scan it you get credit for it (if Bill can remember who you are). The only proof I have that you didn't 'borrow' the picture is if it's on your site or I know enough about you to make the assumption you are the capper/scanner.

If you want legitimate credit email me and you'll get it.

If I don't claim credit for a picture it is not my work and I do not present it as mine.

Snow

Simon and Garfunkel wrote 'The Sound of Silence' (or at least one of their songs) about the many passing 'meetings' we have with people for a few moments and then they are gone.

Well in honour of a very cute (tall, thin, floppy mousey blond hair with one of those 'I can grow facial hair, no really I can' beards) 20 year old ( his mates shouted that out) Canadian (flag on rucksack) called Matt (who said it is only the Americans who are loud?) I happened to see on Oxford Railway station here is another cute Canadian Hayden Christensen

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And Here.

Differing views of university

While I was freezing bits of my anatomy very important to me off huddled in the doorway of Queen's College (Merton has better totty IMHO) sheltering from the snow storm that brought the UK to a stand still (we managed to cope with snow in Canada and the South Island of New Zealand when we ran them in the 1900s but now in 2004 everything falls apart in southern England) I noticed the stdentry getting oh so excited about it all (well they don't live a mile away with buses doing impressions of Torvell and Dean).

It is though ironic that on the day of the Hutton Report the whole country gets whitewashed too (see this blog isn't only about pictures of people Bill wants to shag...well...).

Tonight on Hollyoaks yet again Matt Milburn and Andrew Newton Lee had their kit off. I'm not complaining but that doesn't happen at university.

It's a shame because university could look like,

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This
This
This
And this.

Mobile totty

Dedicated to a certain cute young chap from Mobile Alabama, another one Jason Guy of Big Brother US.

Here.

[I think the caps that form the collage are DaveID's]

You daily Phixx fix

An example of blatant showing flesh to get sales.

And if that doesn't work do it again.

Totty for the Day

Max Brown of Hollyoaks all shirtless and swimmers build (kinda).

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Andrew Newton Lee and Matt Milburn equally shirtless though a tad hairer (well Matt is).

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Phixx shirtless (again)

Their first single did reasonably well so obviously the great minds at their record company thought 'let's keep them shirtless' but with an added twist...make them vampires (I jest not).

The proof:

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And here.

I'm a little puzzled as to which market they are aiming this video at as the cute male vampire is usually supposed to be homoerotic which is hardly the main boyband market.

Happy Australia Day

To celebrate let's admire/perve the Gooch Twins

Here and Here.

Sadly there is really very little about them on the web.

Do It Again

By Stroke 9

You Instantly awakened my imagination
Old fashioned infatuation
I can be anything that you want me to be
And you can have me in every position that you dreamed
I know you've got a wild streak
You're a freak
You're alone in your bed with graphic images in your head

Let me do what I want to do with you
Let me tie you down pick you up and
Flip you all around
Let me tell you how sexy you are
As I'm going down on you in the car
If feeling this good is a sin
Let's do it all over again.

Just when I thought this might get boring
Wake me up in the morning by pouring
Honey on my body and licking it off
You're taking me to concerts and you're taking off your top
I know you've got a wild streak
You're a freak
Then you're back in our room with the bride and the groom

This is it
This is great
This is what I always wanted
Where do we go from here?
That's the question of the year
I think you're fine
I think you're hot
This is what I always dreamed of
The one thing I forgot
Was to get to know you

Bill thinks Luke Esterkyn (the best picture I could find :/) should do the above with Bill.

In case you are interested

Geri's site is back up. (sort of)

Totty of the day

Danny Roberts

('Borrowed' from FannsScans)

I should rob a bank and...

Claim the policeman that arrests me is too cute.

The Tallahasse Democrat (Democrats in Florida...never) reports 'Fort Lauderdale Detective Mike Nahum's handsome appearance lost him a criminal case, but there is a consolation prize. He may be the only guy in the world with a court order declaring he is a "very attractive man."

Nahum is so cute that a Broward Circuit Court judge threw out a criminal charge against a West Palm Beach man charged with selling drugs to Nahum during an undercover sting at a gay nightclub in Fort Lauderdale. Judge Susan Lebow ruled the defendant, Julio Blanco, was lured by the police officer into committing a crime in hopes he would be rewarded with sex.'

He should get let off just for coming up with that defence.

Homo on the plain

I'm so, so, so, so sorry but that's the best I could come up with (you could have got 'Ride him Jake' or 'Rawhide').

Well as Salon (or the failing news site for moaning lefties) reports 'Director Ang Lee is set to cast Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger in "Brokeback Mountain," a story of two cowboys in love.'

Jake Gyllenhaal as a cowboy (gay/straight/lonely with the herd) doesn't work IMHO.

Hear of Aaron Smolinski

Nor really have I but Aaron was in two of the Superman movies.

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