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Outsports.com is being sued by a North Carolina man who said the website defamed him by running his picture in a photo gallery from the 2004 Los Angeles Marathon.

Prat.

PS

What Chris Harbinson who is the 'man' involved hasn't realised that googling 'Chris Harbinson' will bring up mostly gay sites.

So a not very clever prat.

It's all been Done

Now here's a master class in David DeCoteau film making.

Stage 1: Characterisation

Get some cute chaps and get them shirtless, then get some more and a Buffy clone, then get them to stand around shirtless.

Stage 2: The horror, the horror

Get some of the chaps to stand around in their pants with a few props that really say 'scary' put around the set. A few close ups of male flesh and chains. Now get two chaps only dressed in boxers to rub oil on a third similarly dressed chap, 'victim'. Scared yet? Bring out a chalice. Behind the sofa?

Stage 3: Scene setting.

In case viewers might still not 'get' your film add a few random shots to aid them. Good ones to use are shirtless with industrial background, Buffy clone and blond chap in be looking pensive, and the David DeCoteau classic 'chap half naked on (not in) bed' cf Voodoo Academy.

[Caps from Lost in the Attic]

Hurricanes, storms and other things caused by my bad cough

Ego surfing is apparently surfing for your name on the net. No the greatest thing if your name is John Smith I suppose, but I'm sure it diverts some people's attention. So do shiney things but let's not be cruel. A more constructive thing to surf for is seemingly disappeared totty like for example Jensen Ackles. Now Jensen left soapdom probably not to get typecast...as if pretty blond chaps get typecast...nahh. He went on through Dawson's Creek (no I'm not doing the him going through Dawson's Crack gag), Dark Angel and now Smallville. As Smallville went pants after season one I think I'll miss Jensen for even longer. Well he could turn up on my doorstep dressed only in a red bow but as I don't get to make laws (yet) I suspect not.

I'll just have to watch another AFLer can can. They be tired after playing on the pitch...oval...ground...bit of grass like Steven King and Peter Everitt.

Now for the blatant nudity. Stuart Fielden plays rugby...and here comes the nudity so if that upsets you , why?...wears boxers. How do I know that? Cherknob'll fall out.

Now we all know ice hockey is Croydon at throwing out time on ice but I'm now demanding that it's played nicely so not to damage, America's Rick Di Pietro, and Jeff Halpern, Finland's Janne Niinimaa, the Czech Republic's Martin 'you forgot the beard' Havlat, Kraut's Christoph Schubert (is it just me or are blonds with vacant stares really appealing?) and Canada's Jose Theodore (Jared Padalecki cuter cousin?).

That Bloom boy again.

Nick McCarthy of Franz Ferdinand...it does exactly what the filename says.

Some guy from Razorlight.

Reductio ad Absurdum

Old man looking silly, and the mad in New York and Athens.

Shockingly Alexandre Despatie promotes visits to the downs.

German Pop Idol winner Alexander Klaws tries to chat up a girl...as if we're fooled.

Spanish gym totty Gervasio Deferr gets naked...él i s la ley.

Roswell or SciFi Show that went naff after series two totty Brendan Fehr a tree, a evergreen tree, behr, an actor, a wheelchair using actor.

Ryan Taylor from arguably the naffiest band in the UK, VS.

Loving couples Craig Vie and Peter England and Bret Thornton and Ryan Houlihan.

Footballer's Tarts Peter Ash gets shirtless then naked.

The lastest Survivor Totty including John Kenney and again.

AFL totty Ben Haynes, Graham Polak, Ben Cousins and the West Coast do the usual after game can can.

Lord of the Ringer Jonathan Harding.

Eating Out's Scott Lunsford and Ryan Carnes relax and then get jiggy.

InMe's Joe Morgan.

And Ryan Gosling takes his shirt off.

Wet

Divers Alexandre Despatie and Troy Dumais.

A swimmer you might have heard of...Michael Phelps...he was on the cover of some magazine called Time.

Dancer Adrian Armas wet and gay.

And over on some second rate forum the oddly shaved one, Stuart Manning, is 'whacking his big long rod' as is Louis Tamone.

Who am I?



Giles says : Although you're probably one of the funniest persons
I've ever met, you have a fragile heart and you don't trust that easily. But
when you do, it's for life. Your friends can rely on you, but your being very
kind may be taken advantage of. You're quite shy but you try to hide it behind a
broad smile and a supposedly self-confidence which doesn't fool us.
Which scooby are you ?

My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Renaissance Artist or Writer Are You?, is Nicolo Machiavelli (Wrote "The Prince")- Wrote "The Prince" which explores several aspects of rule with the undertone that the ends justify the means. Visit http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/source/prince-excerp.html

You're Augustus


Which Roman Emperor Are You?
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Morpheus


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Axis of Evil country are you?, is Iraq

Hacknshag

Spam?

As hackers allow us on Tony Blair's computer [Cheers Ged], some write their own reports (but not from Cambodia), the fat leader of a country where millions are dying of famine gets uppity (must want some attention now Darfur is in the headlines), and hypocrisy thy name is Kerry.

Pork?

Mike Vogel used to look all cute and Saved by the Bell and now he looks like this.

I still don't get it but here's Home and away's Ben Unwin shirtless and naked.

I must apologise some of my sex slaves got loose.

He may be called Barry but we'll forgive Mr Watson for that.

Magic trick, or a new position for Alexandre Despatie and Chris Kalec. Here's bulging Alexandre again and Chris too. [Cheers GFB]

German swimming totty Jens Thiele.

The German section of my sex slaves [Cheers Art]

But you get a nice view over the Styx

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


[Cheers Jake]

Let's get ready to ramble

By pressing the 'Next Blog' button on top of this blog I got to:

Kettle Bay Trading Post, who has Munch's Scream (the artist not the guy on Law and Order:SVU) on his wall...or so he/she claims. But anyone who has pictures of Hong Kong Phooey on their blog can't be too bad.

o meu pijama tem macacos who 'porque quem copia é fraco' which can't be legal in Alabama.

Kings Cross Times as in the one in Sydney not London.

Rants & Raves doesn't like the RIAA too.

Random by Jake from the Fourth Level of Hell!

The very odd Dreamteam...no not Kerry and Edwards...I think it has something to do with football or 'cocks'.

AnalPhilosopher, another over-educated rightwinger.

Peaston or warnings about bleach.

If you have a Blog worthy of inclusion in my links Email me and I might just include it.

Rampant Nudity

In former times...

The next time you hear 'back in my day'...

When people killed British women and children we used to lash to the muzzles of cannon and had a roundshot fired through their body.

This was a product of cultural exchange with the Moghuls in India.

Impeaching the real liar and making enemies .

The French liberated Paris in 1944 the same way they won the Battle for France in 1940.

OMG this site has shirtless men on it

Wylie chap in running around shirtless shocker [Cheers Val].

Russian popstars Sergey Lazarev and Vlad Topalov frolic shirtless and in silly clothes.

Greek gymnast Giorgios Tsiopoulos looking cutesome.

AFLers Jess Sinclair, Leigh Harding and Russell Robertson.

PS Telespy's caps of Dmytro Lysenko are worth a perv...look.

Into the great wide legs

Women's Rights

It pays not to be a sassy teen in Iran, but murder in court is fine.

Jacking up...a car

Microsoft of the football world Manchester United totty Alan Smith, Luke Steele, 70s haired Jon Spector, John O'Shag and Cristiano Ronaldo.

AFLer Luke Brennan goes and misses the ball.

Finlander athletics totty Jaakko Ojaniemi.

Australian running totty Adam Miller has a good front and behind.

Youth

I get requests which is fine and no I don't mind and time and bandwidth permitting I try and help (and put 'and' as many times as I can in a sentence).

I do not intentionally post a picture of anyone under 16 (the legal age in the UK).

I will not post pictures of under 16s so it's a tad pointless requesting them.

If your 'the same age as' them be a kid, have fun, have a childhood, go get a crush on a guy at your school...like Kyle who had the cutest butt you have ever seen and was in the school athletics team so would prance around in tight athletics gear, Roland who got drunk, fondled me and then pretended it never happened or Joe who Rowland got drunk, fondled and then pretended it hadn't happened too.

Oh and you saying he's over 16 won't stop me checking.

Guile

Ten facts about global warming

1. Britain is one degree Celsius cooler now than it was at the time of the Domesday book.
2. Greenland got its name from the verdant pastures that attracted the Norse settlers under Eric the Red in 986. They carried on their normal way of life (based on cattle, grain, hay and herring) for 300 years until the Little Ice Age, when they were driven off by the encroaching ice and the Inuit took over. The ice and the Inuit are still there.
3. Carbon dioxide is a minor greenhouse gas. In the atmosphere there is over a hundred times the concentration of water vapour, which is the dominant greenhouse gas.
4. Without the Greenhouse Effect there would be no life on Earth.
5. Temperature measurements by satellite, radio sonde balloons and well maintained rural surface stations in the West show no significant warming.
6. The only evidence of significant warming comes from mainly non-western stations that are probably ill maintained and are contaminated by the Urban Heat Island Effect.
7. Computer models of the climate are worthless, as they are based on many assumptions about interactions between climate factors that are still unknown to science. They are generally unstable and chaotic, giving a wide variety of answers depending on the input assumptions.
8. The Kyoto agreement would have a devastating effect on the world economy but, since carbon dioxide is a minor greenhouse gas, an undetectable effect on the climate.
9. The IPCC (the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) has been the main engine for promoting the global warming scare. It has become notorious for its corrupt practices of doctoring its reports and executive summaries, after they have been approved by the participating scientists, to conform to its political objectives
10. The really big lie about man-made global warming is that almost all scientists accept it. More than 4,000 scientists from 106 countries, including 72 Nobel prize winners, signed the Heidelberg Appeal (1992), calling for a rational scientific approach to environmental problems. Many senior scientists have also supported The Statement by Atmospheric Scientists on Greenhouse Warming (1992), The Leipzig Declaration (1997) and finally the Oregon Petition (1998) which received the signatures of over 19,000 scientists.


PS the above is to make you think not necessarily agree.

Subcultural Studies

Family squabbles

Theresa Kerry: 'I think the president behaved correctly in terms of being quiet amidst stunning news like that in a classroom of kids'.

John 'couldn't think for forty minutes' Kerry: 'Had I been reading to children and had my top aide whispered in my ear, 'America is under attack,' I would have told those kids very politely and nicely that the president of the United States had something that he needed to attend to...and I would have attended to it'.

Totty

British swimmer James Hickman fills his speedo well.

US athletics totty Paul Terek. [thanks Val]

Canadian gym totty Jared Wells.

Soon to be on CSI Miami Jonathan Togo.

'Bit of rough' footballer John Terry.

Chris Carmack refreshes himself, gets felt up and 'there are no limits to the imagination'.

German swimmers relax by a pool...not very inventive.

As if you hadn't guessed


How evil are you?

[Via Penwing]

Anyone know...

...how to change a 'video clip' file to a 'movie file (MPEG)' DivX codec or how to cap such a file?

My WinDVD 4 oddly switches off the Capture button when I run it.

Kip nude shocker...Novelist in London faints

Kip Gamblin of Home and Away fame used to be a ballet dancer (before you go stereotype on me he has two kids)which meant he has to wear odd costumes, get in odd positions, get naked and show off...you probably know where this is heading but still here's the usual nudity caveat, if nudity offends you take that mirror out of your bathroom...his bits.

Thanks to all seven (the most I've had in a day...which is nice) of you who Emailed the pictures and the two who sent me links to the various places they were posted. Credit to to whoever scanned them in the first place.

Slow Motion

Jake Campione...no idea who Jake is but he's cute.

Rain, wet shorts, clingy, Michael Owen.

German swimmer Thomas Rupprath has gone skinhead. Spot the Tottyland reader in this picture.

The oddly named but rather cute Croat swimmer Duje Draganja who I'm sure is just good friends with Gary Hall, though he can be just good friends with me as often as he wants.

The Empire strikes back with Matt Pinsent, Ed Coode, James Cracknell, and Steve Williams and if Ed and Steve aren't busy tonight... The US may have won more gold medals but we've never had a leader called Carter.

Another one of our bits of British medal winning totty David Davies and the not so successful James Gibson.

Rugby players in love? Nick Youngquest and Dean Young.

Swimmer Johan Kenkhuis who's gay.

Cameron Mooney does Brookes sports scientist.

My sex slaves Craig, Nick and Ryan Karshner help out when I have people over. If read stuff off the net they are either homophobic bigots or gay...how Michael Moore film of them.

Who said John Kerry had no sense of humour (or irony at least).

West Coast Totty

Unintentionally I have chosen all West Coasters for today's totty tasting.

There's Trojan swimmer Erik Vendt showing off his tattoos, both of them.

Then there's Austrian Stanfordian swimmer(can't escape the place (instead of balloons or fences they just have a cute chap in a too small speedo walk past you as you try and escape)) Markus Rogan who was a gold and silver medal winner all in one minute for the same race (no wonder he looks confused). Sadly after a quick game of guess the bird Persil or whatever he's called got reinstated. The judging at Athens is really naff.

Here's Maroom 5's Adam Levine who is very shaggable but I can't explain why.

Finally here's Craig Doyle who doesn't come from the west coast of anywhere but who really cares if I follow the theme of the post?

Good game, good game

Welcome to tonight's game of with or without. You challenge should you decide to accept it (and look past the use of Mission Improbable in a game show context) is to decide if you like three bits of totty with or without hair (on the chest that is).

We start with Andrew Levitas and after thanking the Gallery of Celebs for these caps compare them with him in North Shore sans hair capped by David of Id.

We then (if you haven't just clicked on the pictures and moved on in case I'm rude about John Kerry again) have Greg Vaughan of soap, Buffy and modeling 'fame' who if you have ever seen Poison Ivy has a good covering (guess who couldn't find the picture of it and had to use a glimpse through an open shirt) and smooth Greg as Lucky Spencer in General Hospital (resists urge to add in Diana joke).

Finally we have Matt Keeslar who was in the surprisingly good Dune miniseries minus hair.

PS while we are on a hair sort of topic if anyone has a cap of Richard 'white powder' Bacon in the bath from C5 last night Email it to me...you will...you will...you will...

The naked god

Only Italian swimmers could smolder when some 'clever' chap suggests they do a photo op in their suits and drizzle. The Stanford chaps get Californian sunshine (even though they are near 'The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in' San Francisco).

His father may be a drunk, the suntans fake and in these pictures he looks like he's made of wax but here is Callum Best.

Paul Hamm (or Harrm as they called him on the BBC (could be Dutch I suppose or one of those Bath (in case you are colonial or from up North its pronounced 'barth')type words). English the language we've confused the Americans with for ages. Oh and he's voice is wonderful too.

Alex Hay who plays for a British football club I really can't be bothered to look up...OK Rushden and something...happy now?

Brett McClure for all those who aren't as shallow as I am and don't notice the lack of hair.

Collingwood's Bret Thornton and Andrew Carrazzo.

Saint Kilda's Heath Black who gets into interesting positions and Nick Dal Santo.

He may have got a silver and silly hair but was a far better sportsman than the Chinese, here's Nathan Robertson.

I've always had a Jerry O'Connell thing (well a Charlie and Jerry threesome thing) and now I remember why.

Now before I go on if nudity, the male form and acting offend you go visit Betty, if they don't pray continue.

Here's Zac Taber in nowhere near a cinema gay erotic thriller Murder in Portland and he's NUDE.

Here's Zac ACTING at frolicking on a bed with another man.

Zac having his navel licked (as you do).

Zac finished.

Zac after his shower.

And a taster for tomorrow...

Hairy

I see Ian Thorpe has forgotten to shave this morning.