So you know

I post pictures of people because they are cute not because I'm implying that they are gay, unless of course they are then I'm not implying anything, or am I...my brain hurts.

All pictures here are assumed to be in the public domain and placed on my webspace to avoid bandwidth issues. If this is not the case I will happily remove any offending picture.

Jesse

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Runway Boys

Above is the 'swimsuit' section of the Make Me a Supermodel final which contrary to expectations Albert won instead of Luke. To celebrate Albert showed off his pits then the pair did a bit of bonding that sadly ended there. Sadly there will be no more shirtless bodies, fluff in pink pants, body shots ending in a lingering view of the crotch, and Albert's chest hair.

BJ Carter is an Australian basketballer not what would have made ER better, and so is Wally Szczerbiak but he's shirtless and comes from the US.

If it featured Justin Hartley dressed like this I might still be watching the BBC's Robin Hood.

A naked chap showing off his behind in the shower, you just know it's a rugby player doing a calander and in this case it's the Sheffield Hallam University rugby club beef.

Finally from Fred comes Norwegian Cross-country skiers Petter[sic] and Emil shirtless together and Petter alone.

Parody Boy

Above is a mostly shirtless Al Santos (Grosse Pointe and Jeepers Creepers 2) the soft porn video as pointed to by Alan.

As it's the last week of Make me a Supermodel so another excuse for posting shirtless pictures of the models to be. As you know of the remaining two Luke and Albert I want Albert, and that's not solely based on the fact that he has a better ass than Luke. I still miss Waz here with Luke (when he wasn't speaking). Hopefully Albert will get to model 'clothes' like your typical A&F boy or Brazilian.

Only one rugby player cute Kiwi Nick Evans training for something that perhaps I could help with.

What are we supposed to be thinking when a naked footballer Mark Gonzalez offers you milk, a similar thing to what Fernando Torres is offering? Oh and here's Pole (boom boom) Radoslav Matusiaka.

Finally from my Scandinavian correspondent Fred comes student model Per, professional model Dan shirtless and naked, and swimmer Alexander Dale.

Pod Boy

Above is iPod listening Nick Stabile shirtless on CSI Miami.

Which of the rather tactile tennis playing American Bryan brothers, Bob and Mike [their site] do you prefer? The thinner one?

German footballers, the possibly bulging Michael Delura shirtless [his site] and Michael Ballack practises.

A group bath of English rugby players running en masse shirtless, South Africans Jean de Villers and Ruan Pienaar train while Toby Flood plays.

Finally three triathletes American Andy Potts, Australia's Chris Allum, and Frenchman Tony Moulai.

Pants Design

Above is Mircosoft's Zune 'iPod killer', do you think the meant it to look like it was designed by a committee of East Germans circa 1975?

Craig, Ryan, and Nick Karshner are better known as the Karshner Triplets, I have no idea why.

What do you think Abercrombie and Finch are selling with this picture? It can't be clothes as none of them are wearing any.

The usual rugby kit isn't as good as the AFL one but it can still show things like with Rob Purdham and Ashley Gibson more so when the totty like Luke McAlsiter twice and Byron Kelleher once don't wear part of there's.

Ice skaters Drew Meekin knows a position, Scott Smith, and Evan Lysacek concentrates.

Finally German Canadian Noland Funk who has been in a lot of stuff.

Mystery Boys

Above is the trailer for the gay thriller Open Cam which has a number of reasons why you might like to watch it...

Kylie is well and back in concert, sadly the totty isn't as good as before, though there's always Jason Beitel (left).

Dean Geyer of Australian Pop Idol fame or is that infamy shirtless in what can only be described as a come and savage me pose. I'm happy to oblige Dean.

Geek chic American actor Hale Appleman looking cute.

American footballer (soccer to the colonials) Taylor Twellman may not have got shirtless in front of the camera (well that I've found) but he does have an advantage that I hope I don't have to explain.

Finally Australian swimmer Eamon Sullivan in (as much as swimmers are) his kit.

Wrestling Boys

Above are the Make me a Supermodel boys (and girls) play wrestling. As I won some money betting on the US Midterm results here's the chap that will win and the chap that should win (and the one most likely to be punched in the face for being an annoying prat (a pretty one (well not always) but still a prat)). They did a run off catwalk thingypoos almost wearing riding kit and the camera lingered on Waz's bits which you have to hope aren't as small as they look.

Rugby boys, Kiwis Ali Williams, and Byron Kellaher shirtless, and Frenchmen Yannick Jauzioni and Julien Bonnaire and Pacal Pape all shirtless.

From Art we have Frank Lampard in short shorts, Alistair Nicholson gets savaged, Albert Gilardino trains, and Fabio Cannavaro.

Finally American triathlete Andy Potts shirtless and naked while clothed.

Adam R

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Hairy Boys

A shirtless Hairy Judd (when I come up with a bad pun I stick with it) of the equally shirtless boyband McFly. It's him above too.

Hairy (spotted the theme yet?) Bryan Greenberg shirtless and practising for my next visit, perhaps.

Kiwi rugby players in a state of shirtlessness, Byron Kelleher and James Ryan.

Australian models the didn't do that well at AFL but very well at looking cute and buff Luke Speers, the cute Oscar Peppit, the hairy Daniel Valewink and the hairy in another way Brandon Davidson.

Very mildly hairy junior (he's sixteen) Brook O'Brien shirtless.

Mildly hairy footballer Xabi Alonso shirtless, and that's it.

Mixed Boys

Okay most of my posts don't really have a theme to them (bar cute chaps hopefully minus clothing) but this one has less of one than usual.

Sports features heavily be it American gymnast Todd Thornton (or Toddles as I call him for no reason really), American swimmer Michael Phelps who will insist on wearing those short thingys, David Lee who is a British 'Ultimate' fighter [his profile] not an American basketballer of the same name who looks like his mother still cuts his hair who gets to do this in public and not get arrested, Chris Jones is an English (yes an English Jones (yes I checked)) rugby play if his build and face hadn't given it away, English cricketer Stuart Broad is practicing for something I'm just not sure it's cricket, I can think of more enjoyable ways to test footballer Marco Streller's fitness than this, or Royal Navy sponsored boxing fluff George Grove.

And all on it's lonesome a non sports picture, British boyband McFly shirtless though I'd be happy with just Harry (left)...

Posed Boys

The Make Me a Supermodel (for about 10 days after the show ends) boys pose shirtless with the girls (again). Albert is growing on me possibly because he doesn't look as boyband when compared with the other two smooth boys, though I wouldn't say no to all three, or just Waz (as long as he keeps his mouth shut).

A bit of footie (again) the fluffy blondness of Tobias Sippel, and the Canadian Englishness of Owen Hargreaves cops a feel.

Things to ponder, what do you think English cricketer Freddie Flintoff is practising this way for? Has Oliver Chris from the Green Wing and Tripping Over got the same hair style he had when he was nine?

Finally hairy English boxer Kevin Mitchell seems to have won something.

Nude Boys

Above is Chris Brain and Crawford Anderson from the second series of Shipwrecked (or how to make a fool of yourself on a desert island).

While Aussie Rules player David Mundy has a threesome both Justin Sherman and Ryan O'Keefe are shirtless.



Above is Lee Ryan, ex of boyband Blue.

Gareth David-Lloyd and John Barrowman have fun in Torchwood.



Above is actor Jody Latham best known for being Lip in Shameless.

What is in David Beckham and Milan Baros' shorts?



Above is pap star (in his own mind at least) Andy Scott-Lee who acts as Andrew Scott.

Australian cricketer Michael Clarke shirtless.



Above is James Toseland who rides a bike for a living, hence it's in the photo.

All the 'aboves' are from here where you can find more nude C listers.

Warriors

Borrowed from here where you can buy the above and others.

Ball Game Boys

Rugby beef starting with English players his hairiness Ben Cohen seems to be packing, and Jamie Noon kissing someone's ball, Scottish player Chris Cusiter in an interesting position with Jonny Wilkinson, Welsh beef James Hook, and a group of shirtless Australian players who really deserve a collective noun.

Speaking of collective nouns here's a leotard of gymnasts.

Football metrosexuals, bowing to a number of requests David Beckham shirtless, Nelson Valdez slowly raises his shirt, while Alessandro del Piero doesn't bother with one at all.

Voting Boy

I'm a finalist in the 2006 GLBT Verve Weblog Awards for Best GLBT Eye Candy Blog. Thanks to whoever nominated me.

Speed skater Anton Hahn wears black in the wrong place and from the more stereotype inducing version of skating is Johnny Weir. While on the topic of stereotypes what country other than Australia could have a sport that involves running and diving on a beach in speedos and a tight top?

German footballer Marco Russ shirtless (without trail) twice (with trail (the things people shave)), how helpful of him.

Thanks to Mark we get to examine the natural wonders of South Africa with Pop Idoler Colin Moss [his site], Big Brotherer Stefan Ludik [his site] shirtless, TV presenter Marius Robers, and Brendan Pollecutt first seen in some pants adventure mini series and now as an erotic dancer in a leather waistcoat...

Finally some Welsh rugby players and me being lazy and featuring Mr Church, Gavin Henson in his shorts.

Wesley B

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Table Boy

Above is Luke from Make Me A Supermodel.

Helpfully YouTube have deleted my account so here's new links for:

Tim Draxl in speedos, Jesse Spencer in speedos, and again, Noah Fleiss, Aaron Carter looking silly, Aaron and Nick Carter have a fight, Tory Belleci shirtless, and the Make me a supermodel boys in their underwear.

It's good that they have started taking better pictures of American tennis player Robby Ginepri and not ones like this one. Fellow tennis player Paul Henri Mathieu shirtless.

Musically totty Greg Gillis of Girl Talk shirtless and Matt Safer looking pouty.

Borrowed from Dreamcaps Quarterback Brady Quin shirtless.

Thanks to Fred Norwegian cross country skiiers John Anders and Tord Asle dance shirtless in the shower while Oystein Pettersen gets nude for losing a bet.

Australian cricketer Glenn McGareth shirtless.

Finally Mike the Modest, sorry Miz tries to look all scary for his wrestling.

Myth Boy

Above is Tory (Salvatore) Belleci shirtless in only his underwear on MythBusters and for those who prefer the rear to the front here is his behind in his rather naff taste in underwear. This is as near as you get to see his tackle. You can download the above here.

Some sports totty, as the video sandwich filling covering footballers like Spase Dilevski shirtless Michael Thurk shirtless, and Szabolcs Husztien half shirtless, Cricketers Graeme Smith and Andre Nell have fun, and English rugby fluff Anthony Allen in his kit.

And to end here's the trailer for the Eating Out sequel Sloppy Seconds whose poster really doesn't look like a porn film cover...no never: