Chad C

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Release Him Boy

This blog demands the release of kidnapped British sailor Nathan Summers (it's not just because he's cute) and his fellow naval personnel.

Waterpoloers from places like Croatia, the USA (Jesse Smith), Canada (Noah Miller), and Croatia again (Damir Buric) are still throwing balls around in Melbourne. As is AFLer Andrew Browne but he has an excuse (and his punting it really).

British cyclist Bradley Wiggins salutes twice.

Footballers may be over payed and often a little dim but if they like Joey Barton show off their front, side, and smooth naked behind will it really be stimulating conversation you are after? Cristiano Ronaldo gets his top off and makes daydreams (and the fakers job) a lot easier. Victor Valdes should realise want to see his chest not his boots. As John Terry doesn't like getting booed of the pitch he should get tighter shorts and not let Owen Hargreaves wear support pants (or shorts (or top (he can wear baby oil))). To end here's Lukas Podsomethingendinginski squatting shirtless, no clue why.

Bay Boy

Above is applied logic test for a Stanford student, 'How does a naked chap get out of a cold San Francisco Bay without showing anything off with only a pair of rather useless friends to help'?

Eduard Gutknetcht is a German boxer who really needs a new haircut or then again he could go back to his old one.

Is this the Melbourne Demons ALF team or a smorgasbord?

The swimming thing in Melbourne ends soon, but before it does here are Brits Simon Burnett and Liam Tancock, Italians Luca Marin, and Filippo Magnini, American Ryan Lochte's crack, and one just one picture of Michael Phelps showing off a nipple.

A deal from Si, Canadian actor Eric Johnson shirtless in return for James Sutton who plays Hollyoaks' token gay stereotyped character.

Finally also by request British actor Aaron Johnson happy, shocked, and angry on the BBC's Baker Street Irregulars.

Linked Boys

To start the long overdue revision of my blogroll I'm adding Bust ya nut! who shares my obsession with Australians (but actually lives there), Simple Answers to Complex Questions (or 'hit the plasma induction coils until the jump gate works') who has the shortest blogroll I've seen, and The Beautiful Male which is rather self explanatory.

Outside Boy

Above is Australian pop idoler Anthony Callea [more pictures here] who has come out which isn't really a surprise. On a totally unrelated topic here's Ian Thorpe looking very happy next to a women.

On another related topic fluff that swims, a moody Markus Rogan has shaved (not just his face), and Michael Phelps shaves a totally different place, as does Ryan Lochte, and low slung Aaron Piersol. From Fred comes the oddly shy and possibly melting Norwegian swimmer Alexander Dale Oen. A grunting Aussie swimmer Ashley Callus.

Some members of the Australian water polo team in their kit, the Spanish team get really close, and Karl Neihaus...

Finally he can't act but when watching Orlando Bloom you not concentrating on the film's plot but what you can play with.

Earnest Boy

Above is his very keenness Bear Grylls on C4's Born Survivor doing some shirtless fishing. [Download link]

American swimmer Michael Phelps in his speedos from the back and front but as they are so small you wonder why he bothers to wear them. Limited speedos might be the reason they cut this photo of the French swimming team where they did, as with the Cook Island's Petero Okotai and why German Thomas Rupprath isn't allowed out of the pool.

Not being that inventive the photographers have stuck with a bare to above water ball in hand for waterpoloers Australians Pietro Figlioli and Thomas Whalan, Hungarian Zoltan Boros, and Kiwis Timothy Grace, and Nicholas Grieve.

To end some rugby boys Henry Trinder excited about being tackled, Isaia Toeava minus his top, and Zachary Guliford, and Sean Maitland in their vests.

Pass Boys

It may be as historically accurate as a David Irving book and have photoshoped muscles in it but above thanks to David is a trailer for the 300 with appropriate music.

Today two types of football one from the North and the other from the South.

'Proper' footballers, England players Frank Lampard who does look rather nice minus his top, junior player David Bentley who could celebrate winning something, and because people ask apeboy Wayne Rooney shirtless. Also here's Italian junior player Giuseppe Rossi.

Australian rules footballers, Matthew Priddis, Tyson Stenglein, Greg Bentley, and Mark Lecras with their legs spread; Dean Brogan twice, Kane Corne, and Jonathan Brown all shirtless; and Jacob Surjan.

A Bear of a Man

Above is ex SAS soldier, and now TV presenter (Edward Michael) Bear Grylls on C4's Born Survivor being hyperactive and shirtless on a beach in the Pacific. Even though the island you are on has coconuts a'plenty you need to eat sea urchins according to Bear. [Download link]

And then Bear went fishing (not very effectively but he does it with such gusto).

Kyle

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Handy Boy

Above is a clearly shy and modest wrestler, not.

James Strawbridge seemed to need to get shirtless and look at allotments on theBBC's It's Not Easy Being Green.

Aussie Rules players Andrew Embley thinks he's in the 50s, Jaymie Graham might be wearing a wig, and a well oiled Chad Fletcher.

More water fun in Melbourne with swimmers Australians Michael Klim, and Grant Hackett and Dutchman Pieter van den Hoogenband, waterpoloers Russian Egor Rastorguev and the US team.

With Z Boys

The movie tonight is the shower scene from homoerotic flick Beastly Boyz.

The US TV network here! is doing 'a gothic, refreshingly alternative adaptation' of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven directed by homoerotic horror director David DeCoteau (he 'directed' the above). I've read that poem (OK watched the Simpons version) a number of times and I never got that the Raven was a metaphor for a half naked bloke in tight underwear.

I do hate it when photographers attempt to be clever with the lighting and spoil a perfectly good shirtless picture of Kiwi rugby player Benji Marshall, or over lighting the subject (and a visit from Captain Photoshop) like with Simon Mannering. Fellow New Zealander Sonny Bill Williams solves the problem by practicing for the night on a beach away from lighting rigs.

Call me a size queen but if you are modelling underwear you have to fill it just a bit or it looks rather limp (even close up). Overfilling it does concentrate attention on the filling not the packaging (easily solved by hideous sunglasses), but isn't that the point of underwear? The perfect underwear makes the best of anything that fills it and doesn't make it look odd.

And to end footballers with odd names (at least to the Anglo-Saxon ear) Gonzalo Higuain being probed while shirtless and Szabolcs Huszti about to throw his shirt away.

Locker Room Boys

Above is a lot of half naked chaps on Paul DeBoy's comedy series Locker Room. It seems that they are similarly undressed in Brazil too.

It's the XII FINA World Championships in Australia which means water poloers Jesse Smith, Pietro Figlioli with Thomas Whalen, the Canadian team (ohh I like the middle chappy), and the scared John Love, swimmers Eamon Sullivan in flowery speedos, divers Jorge Beancourt, Magnus Frick, and Christopher Sacchin, and long distance swimmers Ky Hurst and Vladimir Dyatchin.

And some footballers, a shirtless and hairy Frank Lampard gets felt up, Australia's Dean Bouzanis, a shirtless Robin van Persie, and from Henry a shirtless Roberto Muzzi.

Farm Boy

Above is American actor Brad Beyer gets shirtless, hairy, and medical attention on 'the next Lost' Jericho.

College wrestlers and what's in their uniforms featuring Gregor Gillespie, Chris Weidman, Paul Donahoe, and Coleman Scott. I still don't think any of them match the talent of former college wrestler Tommy Rowland.

As Jonny aka Gay Pimp McGovern latest song 'Somethin' For The Fellas' was found by the deletion fairies, thanks to Dean, here's a new link to it.

Fitness coach and model David Rich who you can buy (so to speak) here thinks showing off some flesh is a good marketing technique.

Finally does anyone know what happened to the cute and hairy former American soap star Don Jeffcoat, apart from bit parts in things like Bones that is?

Pulled Boy

The plot might be as stereotyped and cliched as your average soap but as I was channel surfing I came across this sequence of scenes on Mile High (yes the name does say it all).

The plot is that gay cabin steward Will O'Brien played by Adam Sinclair seduces and then beds chap on his stag night, Rob played by Matthew Leitch. Things start with Will finding an almost naked Rob tied to a lamp post with only a pig covering his modesty (not that big one sadly).



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The seduction continues.



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The seduction works.



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And the morning after where a confused Rob finds out that stereotyped gays only do one night stands.



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Rowing Boys

Above are shirtless members of the Cambridge University rowing team do some shirtless grimacing training on the BBC's Countryfile. I wonder what this is supposed to train you in.

Swimming boys, from Australia Simon Cowley, Eamon Sullivan, and Ashley Callus, while from Greece comes Spyridon Gianniotis.

Some more boybands who got their tops off and still disappeared faster than . The Dum Dums, Allstar Sam Bloom, Upside Down, and Ireland's OTT that even got naked but are probably all still doing panto.

And to end today's random cute chap having a feel.

Chris W

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Team Pimp video
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Above, thanks to William, is the video to Jonny aka Gay Pimp McGovern latest song 'Somethin' For The Fellas'. Considering it's full of half naked men frolicking with each other I'm thinking it's not somethin' for the straight fellas.

Boys in Bands

Above is former British boyband V which had its gay one and its pretend to be gay one, filmed videos full of flesh (and rain), but still they failed.



Above is Anglo Swedish boyband named after a main road A1 which featured Ben, Christian (from Sveeden ), Mark, and the ugly one. They got shirtless, then naked, then theirUB40s.



Above is ex Welsh boyband 3SL (three brothers called Scott Lee) who did the tight tops and shirtless bit but were about as popular as Piers Morgan.



Above is past English boyband Code Red who thought looking like painters would make them popular, it didn't.

To end 'big in Germany' American boyband Natural who were so popular I couldn't even find one of their videos online. Michael was cute though.

Posing Boys

Above is a 'posing for naked calender scene' most soaps have once every couple of years, but this time on the Australian soap opera Home and Away. Also on Home and Away was Ben Unwin shirtless and hairy as desired by Ian.

With footballers I don't know if I prefer Alan Smith shirtless with long and short hair, also shirtless is Michael Dawson, a small Manuel Neuer, and Sebastian Kehl.

AFLer in black speedos, Anthony Koutoufides.

English rugby beef training, Mathew Tait, Hairy 'concentrating on something other than the ball' Ellis, Shane Geraghty, and James Haskell.

Finally Australian hockey players David Guest (not that one) and Eddie Ockenden closer up and Eddie alone.

Boys of the Beach

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Above, thanks to Tobey, is a detailed study of the fauna on Waikiki Beach in Hawaii.

The Australian Tingle twins, Tom and James, (I have no idea which is which) [nudity warning] showing off their mutual assets [/nudity warning].

Footballers Michael Delura shirtless and showing off a good angle, Alan Smith minus his shirt, as is Steven Gerrard, Tim Borowski is cut but dressed, and why when I see Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney shirtless do I think beauty and the ape.

As requested Jesse Spencer doing his striptease when he was on Neighbours, and Sydney Swan Jarred McVeigh in his speedos.

Finally how very cute can look silly with Jensen Ackles.