Climbing Boys

The Herndon Monument Climb involves a thousand naval cadets trying to climb a lard covered obelisk (no I'm not joking) at US Naval Academy in Annapolis. This site, which David pointed me too, has pictures of this year's phallic symbolism which included a bit of leg feeling, a quick shoulder rub, fingers getting near holes, head crushing, singing Auld Lang Syne, shirtless lawn mowing without the grass box on, lots of mutual feeling, and a bit of shyness.

Whoever designs Andy Roddick's billowing treasure trail showing tops that he plays in should get a medal, but the person who persuades Andy to play matches like this should get the amount dictators award themselves.

And finally Jan kindly sent me a shirtless picture of PSV Eindhoven footballer Jan Kromkamp and the odd billowings in his shorts.

Cold Boys

The weather's so crap in the UK now Al Gore must be in town.

If AFLer Jesse Smith is that cold why is he in speedos, or the seemingly cold sea, can Shannon Grant hear what he's listen for, what's Nick dal Santo covering up, and why is Joe Anderson sitting in such an odd way?

Jason Bigg's naked ass does look big not in this.

How to freeze your rugby players, the English put them in an ice bath wearing only their shorts whilst the Australians use the sea.

And blatantly borrowed from garageplay on Dreamcaps American actor Michael Angarano shirtless and hairy.

Ring Boys

Australian gymnasts Samuel Offord bulging in his whatever gymnasts wear on their bottom half and the nicely muscled Aaron Thanas.

Swimboys Ryan Lochte having a chat with an excited Erik Vendt, Robert Margalis in blue, Peter Vanderkaay in black, and Brit Simon Burnett with mates, from the pert behind, and naked.

Via Sam comes Kiwi rugby fluff Dan Carter in rather a revealing shot, and up and coming surf lifesaver Daniel Moodie in his uniform.

Finally occasionally naked (thanks Oliver) English former boybander and now rugby player Thom Evans has nice legs, discuss.

Repeated Boys

Above [nudity warning] is the first of two videos from yesterday which I hope will last a reasonable time before the YouTube deletion fairies arrive.

In last night's Supernatural Jared Padalecki got shirtless in bed with some female, not Dean. Excuse me while I imagine Jensen playing with Jared's body.

I've never been sure why people can't guess what David DeCoteau films are about.

Shirtless AFLers Chris Tarrant, Matthew Pavlich, Ryan Crowley, Adam Campbell, and Australian rugby players Cameron Smith, James Aubusson, and Anthony Quinn.

And finally Canadian actor Sage Brocklebank playing a cop (possibly a French one) in his underwear on Psych.

Jeremy

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Boys Lathered

It's Week 2 of Soaphunks' Adonis 2007 where you get to vote for your favourite bit of highly styled plastic.

As Veoh proved to be a pants YouTube clone here are contact sheets for two 'educational' videos about rugby boys and their balls which both warrant nudity warnings, video one's contact sheet and download link and video two's sheet and link.

Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer's shorts ride up.

New Zealand actor James Napier shirtless and blond on the Tribe and playing Tarzan in the usual costume.

Former boybander, and now actor, singer, and voice artist Josh Keaton playing the fluff in some children's show with his top mostly off but tragically dyed hair which looks better black.

Once a soap actor now going for the slightly rough look Danny Young.

And Australian gymnasts Samuel Simpson showing something, Thomas Pichler trying to keep his hidden, and Josh Jefferies getting played with.

Flicks

Rugby boys doing some naked modelling:



Religion gets interesting:

Gay short film 3 ( full story )
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Sport was fun in the past:

Ancient Greek Games
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The campness of Magnus Carlsson:



And imagine how much fun he'd be in bed:



With thanks to Dollar, David, and Richard.

Checking Boys

Online Videos by Veoh.com

Above are some rugby boys being shown how to check their balls, so you get a nudity warning.

Women like men in uniform, I quite like them out of it like these British squaddies showing off some flesh in the deserts of Afghanistan (though some might need to exercise more). I'm a little surprised that no clothing firm has used shots like these to advertise their wares or perhaps they wouldn't be acceptable to some. They still look good even tired out or on a tank.

For currency boy comes Danish footballer Daniel Lagger shirtless alone and with a friend, and Joe Cole scared of his shirt.

Finally Slovakian gymnasts staring Alexander Benko with his top off and the sadly clothed but cute Pavol Mikus.

Page Boy

Reminding me that Shark is on tonight Kenneth has Samuel Page (now there's an image).

No wishing to be at all shallow but what is it with Welsh rugby players and their hair? Either they go for the hedgehog look like James Hook or they go for the quiff from hell like Chris Czekaj.

The Australian gymnastics team can be rather hairy like Phillipe Rizzo and Josh Jeffries although the rather cute and architectural Tom Pichler and Sam Simpson do like it smooth but nicely all shirtless.

Finally blond fluff West Coast Eagles Adam Selwood, and Ashley Hansen, plus Matthew Spangher getting savaged.

Dean Boy

Above is James Franco got his kit of totally to play James Dean but all you get to see is his naked ass from a distance which is a bit of a let down. James does need to eat more though.

AFLers Jesse Smith and Andrew Swallow which is a name not an instruction.

Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer gets his chest covered in plaster as somebody wanted a copy of it while Matt Cooper stands around shirtless, and Jacob Lillyman assumes the position.

Boy with Two Names

Ricardo may not be the greatest name in the world but Kaka may have picked a worse one for a nickname. Fortunately the football playing bit of fluff looks so pretty even before the stylist took hold or when he pouts that he can get away with it, even if he does have Sylarite eyebrows.

Jon who sent me this picture of a shirtless, wet, and hairy Mark Furze thinks the Australian soap actor looks a bit rough. I'm more puzzled as to why he needs a selection of keys and a razor blade on a chain around his neck.

This chap from the Syndol advert strips off nearly all his kit and lies down on a table dressed on in his boxers and all he gets is a painkiller and a glass of water. What makes it worse is he has to read the label.

Finally two mildly hairy but rather cute reality TV stars, from Australia (via South Africa) is Pop Idoler Dean Geyer [more of Dean here] minus his top and Cornwall and Make Me a Supermodel's Albert Mordue without his but with a towel.

Stretch Boy

Above (hopefully) is model slash trainer David Rich showing you how to do an 'awesome stretch'

Actors Peter Stickles, David Moretti and Jesse Cutlip in gay horror show The Lair.

Tom Wisdom in Mile High (just the name gives you a guide to its quality) stripping off his robe thingy until he is allegedly 'naked' although the camera annoyingly never goes South of his belly button and just when I thought I'd see Tom bits out.

Blond fluff American javilien thrower Breaux Greer needs to get his top off.

This apparently is the chest of Australian footballer Tim Cahill who should learn to take all the shirt off or he'll run into something. American Brian McBride managed it. It's any one's guess what's going on here.

Finally via Fred triathlete Peter Croes comes from Belgium and here he is minus his top.

Towelled Boy

Ex soap actor Justin 'Aquaman' Hartley got to play chap standing in door wearing only a towel on CSI New York last night (you can find a video of it here). This allowed Justin in his towel to go through the whole gamut of facial expressions from the chat up face, through the blond face, to the cross face, and Carmine Giovinazzo to admire his talents.

AFLer Luke Jericho training, for what I leave up to you.

Rugby boys without their shirts on, Matt Cooper in tight wet speedos, Mark Gasnier all ready to surf (inside), Sonny Bill Williams all wet, Reni Maitu decided to tattoo the non Sonny Bill arm, and some also shirtless though not that flattering pictures of Darren Lockyer and needing the sun Benji Marshall.

Tyler L

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Video Time

Paul Lemelin gets undressed (twice).



There are easier ways to get undressed.



Paul Telfer 'acting' beefy and hairy.



Bored chaps mime.



Underwear models.



With thanks to Dollar, Michael, Adam, and David.

Exercise Boy

Model slash fitness trainer David Rich has a new friend called James Ellis [his site] to play with and that's (hopefully) him above.

Nothing links American long distance swimmer Charles 'Chip' Peterson, and German rower Sebastian Schulte.

Australian rugby player, most requested person for this blog, and possibly Matt Dawson's long lost cousin Darren Lockyer shirtless, making me wish I was a physiotherapist, and in the pool with a few of his Queensland Maroons (kit colour not escaped slaves in Jamaica). Craig Frawley dispelling the myth that rugby players are cute but dim.

And some Aussie Rules players from Max, comes Max Rooke, and from me comes Trent Croad, Chris Schmidt, Shaun Hampson, and Jamie Charman showing a bit of sadly waxed flesh.

Covered Boys

We will soon see English rugby players like Mathew Tait, Mike Brown, David Strettle, Andy Titterrell, and Anthony Allen in their new strip which has some special feature. I wonder what excuse they'll use when they can't beat Australians like Matt Giteau, Drew Mitchell, and Josh Holmes in their not so 'advanced' kit.

From David comes Courtney Johns shirtless he still had very tragic hair whilst Bryce Gibbs show some leg and Aaron Hamill some leg and other AFLers their habit of playing with their mouths open (thanks Paul).

Again Boy

Above is a repeat of Matt Lanter shirtless and in part tied up and on a bed, playing the body of the day on last night's CSI TOS episode which I thought you might like to see him again with added screencaps.

It's week one of Soaphunks' Adonis 2007 competition which seems to have a voting system that makes Scotland's look simple, but do go and vote.

Ben kindly sent me these pictures of the rather cute ex boybander and now apparently burglar Stevie Scunthorpe. I'm not sure if Stevie had these photos taken when he was in the boyband Take 5 or to please his cellmate.

When the photographed English rugby player Harry Ellis in colour and black and white they picked an interesting pose, while French player Gregory Mahe looks good from both sides.

And AFLers Brett Voss and Matthew Leuenberger show some leg.

Boys of the Strip

Above are Manchester United players Cristiano Ronaldo and Alan Smith taking off their tops on the field of play. Alan will have to shower as he got too near a shirtless Wayne Rooney when he could have pressed flesh withTomasz Kuszczak or Edwin van der Sar.

Proof that the Princess Royal is human, thanks Christopher.

Courtney Johns, the perfect AFL player for those who like them beefy, shirtless, and blond. Courtney (yes it is a man's name too) also indulges in the Essendon team hobby of standing around in water shirtless.

And models smart and messy show some flesh.

Mailed Boys

In between the Emails telling me I've won lotteries all over the planet, with methods of increasing my breast size, and ones from the sons or daughters of various dictators and their cohorts asking me to help them transfer money I've been sent these shirtless pictures of some Aussie Rules players Nic dal Santo (red shorts...ohhh the rebel) and Nick Riewoldt by Andy. He missed other shirtless Saint Kilda fluff like Shane Briss, Jason Gram, and Michael Rix. In Essendon Tom Hislop gets played with. Clothed AFLers Bachar Houli tries to look hard, and Luke Blackwell doesn't care.

I'm so pretty, so pretty, I'm Sonny Bill Williams.

Finally some models in only their (well some designer's) underwear be they blond, showing off, posing, adding volume, or needing a haircut.