Not as I Thought Boy

Billy George or Jacques has good ideas and keeps bumping into or performing with shirtless chaps which the acrobat and model has the body for. Billy would fit in perfectly in a Thomas Hardy or Tarzan adaptation on the BBC.

Spanish actor Ruben de Eguia spends much of the time in the film El virus del miedo in speedos (feel free to pun away) and when bulgy is not he is naked showing most things. The woman Ruben is with doesn't give the most flattering of reactions.

And ex ruggerer Ben Cohen (L) and boybander Harry Judd in rugby kit, let the imagination fly.

Boy to Focus On

Above is Henry Cavill who if he stays like that in the new Superman film might just stop me being annoyed at the presence of Ben Affleck.

Rugby giant from Scotland who spends a lot of time in the swimming pool not swimming Richie Gray (and serendipitous random cute guy) knows where eyes are and how to get his chest on camera.

Forgetful, short shorted, and wrong flagging Welsh (in the born and brought up in England way) decathlete Ben Gregory must stop using a strimmer on his chest hair (odd bulger could do the Ben Adams' look) and keep up the nudity.

And a collection of Aussie Rules players in the hot tub together with another about to join. The things they could do.

Beasty Boy

American actor Emile Hirsch just about fits into the small, furry, and acted as a kid class. Fluffy boy showed off his mushroom cloud of body hair and did some difficult to make out nudity in Twice Born.

Joss Whedon regular Fran Kranz furs up (with an added bulge of sorts) a kitchen in the Living. I like him more as the geek with definition under his shirt than anything too deep and meaningful (and topless) that just clashes.

And today's random cute out for a paddle amongst the pond lilies guy, thanks Jake.

Rhythmic Boy

Above (possibly) is Dutch athlete Ingmar Vos and his continuing quest to prove the many benefits of tight lycra. There's a lot more on his Instagram.

The modelling of underwear by British divers gives us Chris Mears bulging in all directions and wearing 1970's camouflage ones. I'm not sure what this is trying to sell unless it's Chris.

Canadian actor Connor Widdows has bulked himself up a lot, I'm not sure if it suits him.

And we can only hope that Dave Franco keeps wearing such tight clothes and that he bends forward suddenly.

Texan Boy

Cayden Boyd has all growed up and muscled (well if you don't have a phone book) to play a bushy bit of holiday fluff, day and night, in the series Awkward.

Kiwi actor Josh McKenzie gives us a view of his cheeks and Shiloh Fernandez possibly something better in the film Queen of Carthage. He doesn't look happy about it.

Probably attention seeking Italian athlete Gianmarco Tamberi has an odd half beardy thing (doesn't do it all over) which diverts attention.

And it may upset the purists but there is a lot more flesh in the BBC's latest War and Peace?

Boy Varies

General Hospital's Bryan Craig jumps around from smooth, to furry, then to more trimmed with a tide line but has maintained one look and the background for when he's furrier. Craig also does the soap standard of being shirtless behind arguing females.

Still not having fully lost his underlying dork AFLer Andrew Gaff walks off the pitch with an excited Jack Darling on the left.

Matt Cardle, here seen topless in black and white and colour, seems to be just about escaping the curse of Cowell and still performing (after welcomingly posing shirtless then overdressed in a shower). Matt even is doing some stage acting, again with his top off.

Picture Boy

Andre Hamann is a boringly posed (or his armpits need airing) and varyingly furry German model with too many tattoos but a good bulge. Startled looking multicoloured Andre improves a beach.

Tobi Jasicki joined Jordan Davies showing off their cheeks (and his lower forestry which cover everything) on their reality show and in print. Posing in a whole host of different pairs of pants Tobi is never subtle.

And today's random cute chap sitting in a hot tub being attacked by triangles and with a whole host of mixed messages chaps.

Boy Similarity

Aussie rugby player Michael Hooper, who is no relation to French athlete Kevin Mayer, really wants his team mates to notice his speedo clad frame.

Magaluf Weekender Jordan Davies is never employed for his intelligence (not helped by standing him next to equally confused looking beef) for the way he pulls off cheeky chappie and his shorts cling to his round cheeks when damp. Jordan'll never be great conversation but velcro the headboard and the weekend is sorted.

Matt Wilson is shirtless again on Neighbours this time skimming the pool. Good to see they're getting their money's worth from Matt.

And it's a shame that swimwear survived rower Jonny Walton's training or British diver Jack Laugher's iPhone.

Take Off Boys

Matt Wilson (R)'s character on Aussie soap Neighbours is teaching Harley Bonner (L)'s to be a stripper in hen night hats apparently successfully.

German athlete Rico Freimuth is both lycra filling and happy to celebrate flag wavingly (might want to be a kite) with his top off. Rico often bonds closely with fellow Germans Pascal Behrenbruch and Michael Schräder. For bulge contrast here is the Dutch Ingmar Vos and Jacob Fincham-Dukes.

And today's random cute guy sheepishly exiting a shed with a blow up ball.

Boy Drips

If you are a Canadian actor like Sebastian Pigott being topless in a scifi show goes with the territory. Sebastian does his furrily (depending on the light) in the series Ascension.

Bearded British rower Alan Sinclair, here seen shirtless from multiple angles, has one obvious advantage over his competitors but not his team mates as he carries an extra oar. Credits as per taggage.

When Aussie Rules players Isaac Heeney and Brandon Jack hug where to put your hand (and possibly something lower) becomes an issue.

And will I get as much pleasure from wearing that brand of underwear as Billy Reilich looks to be?

Them R Boys

Above are boybanders Riker, Rocky and Ross Lynch taking a naked in the shower together, must be doing their bit to save water. 

Hollyoaks' Ayden Callaghan fulfils his obligations to be topless on the soap plus pulls silly faces as he gets naked (with legs and foam covering up the best bits). Ayden also likes to air his armpits.

Some diver called Tom Daley (never heard of him either) has done a bulge forward ('you're focusing on my face right?') and little on (poor chap is usually so shy) calendar which got some chap got sent into the corner.

And what is bulging in British athlete Ben Gregory's lycra might need some interpretation.

Boy of various Beards

Matthew Dellavedova is a jazz handed Australian basketball (they do have pants trophies in that sport) player who benefits from a goodly bit of chap down the streetness or on the beachness and a treasure motorway with off ramps.

Formerly of Home and Away, Aussie actor Mark Furze moved into doing proper drama that had him on a bed in just silky boxers and cowboy boots giving a hint of things underneath. Overacting Mark will just have to find a version of Hamlet set somewhere he'll need his top off. You can download or watch Mark's scenes here.

And still on the soap is the wonderfully wooden and nicely presented Kyle Pryor doing topless bow tied waitering.

Never Tops Boys

You just couldn't understand the plot if Aussie in America Nathaniel Buzolic didn't have his top off regularly on Significant Mother.

Jacob Grubb is a well toothed American actor gets interviewed (his character does to be exact) with his top off on Chicago PD. Things either end badly or really well for Jacob's character.

And blond fluff Aussie Rules player Jono O'Rourke has his top off as does the dark and furrier James Frawley.

Boy Droid

British actor (and I'm guessing model) Jack Derges, formerly known for looking all dark and plastic armoured in scifi filler, played a habitually topless robot in Humans. I don't know if it is much of a compliment to say Jack was good in the part but he was.

I do approve of the quality and costume choices of background fluff on Game of Thrones.

Still just about a diver who models Chris Mears has his scar highlighted then hidden though the photographer clearly thought Tom Daley was coming. I hope Chris uses all that the changing rooms have to offer.

And today's random cute putting a lot of effort into his flexing guy and getting some toast dressed in boxers and a medal.

Whipping Boy

Something is wiggling around getting affected by inertia in Zac Efron's leather trousers shown above.

Alex Cairns is an American model who the word 'solid' was devised for covering all departments (and Alex might be a grower then need stronger underwear).

One of the nice things about laving an Aussie beach is that the visuals often continue that being Aussie Rules player Roarke Smith, who likes an indistinct bulge, not stopped even by rocks. Cute friended Roarke proves the need to ban zinc and wetsuits (ones that aren't tight).

And American actor, chef, and farmer (multiple uses of denim)  Blake Bashoff is at least inventive in his choice of tattoos.

Wavy Boy

British gymnast (Gaius) Jay Thompson has a habit at being slightly off vertical even when upside down. The hairwave would be banned if I rule the world as Jay looks better without it.

Home and Away's Tai Hara does soap cliché number 6 (as here in Hollyoaks (Tom Turner) and Neighbours(Chris Milligan)), get male cast members to be topless with food or drink wearing a bow tie.

In the series Dark Matter Canadian actor Marc Bendavid is not just standing around showing off his body he's now doing it sitting and lying down. The underwear is a good change too.

And to please some people here's the well forested Mounds of (Ryan ) Pinkston, which are near the less verdant Pits of (Tim) Tebow.

Bounding Boy

British hurdler Lawrence Clarke is carrying quite a package, not too excited about his results, doesn't understand how a dingy works, and should jump not climb.

Jake Robbins is an American actor who strips naked and shows off everything front and back (where did I put my change?) in the short Home from the Gym. It is very polite of Jake to put a towel down on the chair before sitting on it, less so considering where it has been.

Following an earlier post of Ryan Pinkston showering sort of in the show Clipped a request for Mike Castle was made so here he is with Lenny Citrano and Ryan amongst others.

And Aussie actor Hugh Sheridan is turning into quite the beefy furball whilst in the US.

Boys to Bend

A flexibility of lined up British gymnasts in the pool (Jay Thompson and Nile Wilson amongst them) and on the beach with Max Whitlock foremost.

Yet another Aussie in America (what will London pubs do now?) Nathaniel Buzolic (and his eyebrows) is in his underwear (those are women's legs not Josh Zuckerman's sadly as he is the dressed counterpoint) for most of his scenes in Dallas, sorry Significant Mother.

Centralist and position assuming American model Ellis McCreadie has a clever way of diverting attention from his new hairhack.

And speedo filling and sleepy British diver Freddie Woodward has a novel way of pointing at his friend.