Janus
It's New Year's Eve or New Year's Day in a line slowly moving round the planet.
For those celebrating New Year's Day in Australia here's a shirtless, bulging, and exploding Jesse Spencer.
Steve Sandvoss beckons you in siren like and then lies around on the beach shirtless.
Whatever you call a lot of shirtless gymnasts including Guard Young, Daniel Furney, Toddles, Sean Townsend, and the Hamm twins.
That's all this year.
Friday, December 31, 2004
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Joys impregnate
Blogging can be painful.
In another reality.
Please don't allow to breed.
The best view of Craig Doyle proving he was much better prancing around looking cute without trying to comment on sports.
The CSI episode Turning of the Screws is rather totty filled with Brad Hawkins (his site)who plays a cute but dumb gardener. Will Rothhaar (fan site) who plays an ancient Rome themed theme park staff member (hence the costume) (more 1, 2 and 3). J Barton (more pics) who is another theme park staff member.
Caps via Dreamcaps of Chris Carmack in that yoga video Tony found and I linked to before. Here Chris demonstrates certain moves:
The Vain
The Vacant Look
The Armpit Showing
Actor Ben Easter again.
Charlie Simpson.
Blogging can be painful.
In another reality.
Please don't allow to breed.
The best view of Craig Doyle proving he was much better prancing around looking cute without trying to comment on sports.
The CSI episode Turning of the Screws is rather totty filled with Brad Hawkins (his site)who plays a cute but dumb gardener. Will Rothhaar (fan site) who plays an ancient Rome themed theme park staff member (hence the costume) (more 1, 2 and 3). J Barton (more pics) who is another theme park staff member.
Caps via Dreamcaps of Chris Carmack in that yoga video Tony found and I linked to before. Here Chris demonstrates certain moves:
The Vain
The Vacant Look
The Armpit Showing
Actor Ben Easter again.
Charlie Simpson.
A little help
As the death toll rises in South East Asia I'm hoping that some of this blog's 1,500 daily visitors will spare a few pounds, dollars, euros, or whatever to help people suffering.
Where to donate:
UK
Australia
USA here and here.
Let's see if we can beat oh so generous France's £71,000 donation which is much less than the money raised by the 472,931 people of Tasmania.
[Via Tom comes the news France has upped their donation to 15 million Euros]
As the death toll rises in South East Asia I'm hoping that some of this blog's 1,500 daily visitors will spare a few pounds, dollars, euros, or whatever to help people suffering.
Where to donate:
UK
Australia
USA here and here.
Let's see if we can beat oh so generous France's £71,000 donation which is much less than the money raised by the 472,931 people of Tasmania.
[Via Tom comes the news France has upped their donation to 15 million Euros]
Friday, December 24, 2004
Merry Christmas
As this is the last post before Christmas and I'm being lazy (as was only intending to answer my emails and sign off but I'm in the post going out nothing to do stage and I really am not desperate enough to watch 'Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang' (not a good thing to say in certain parts of Bangkok)) here's some totty to imagine under your tree dressed only in a bow.
Random 'ironman' totty.
Punk music 'star' (well in South America) Shido Vicious (real name probably Derek) shirtless, collared, and naked.
Ethan Erikson shirtless 'borrowed' from Lost in the Attic.
Model Rodrigo Hilbert ready for action.
As this is the last post before Christmas and I'm being lazy (as was only intending to answer my emails and sign off but I'm in the post going out nothing to do stage and I really am not desperate enough to watch 'Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang' (not a good thing to say in certain parts of Bangkok)) here's some totty to imagine under your tree dressed only in a bow.
Random 'ironman' totty.
Punk music 'star' (well in South America) Shido Vicious (real name probably Derek) shirtless, collared, and naked.
Ethan Erikson shirtless 'borrowed' from Lost in the Attic.
Model Rodrigo Hilbert ready for action.
Thursday, December 23, 2004
Why is the Great Escape not on?
Bet you never knew that, in Washington State they have magically appearing ballots, but only Democrat ones, Michael Moore is not just an object of fun, and that J002E3 was not Earth's new moon but the third stage of the Apollo 12 Saturn V. I though never knew they spoke Elizabethan English in first century Judea.
Also worth pondering is why are there so many war films on this Christmas and Channel 4's programming is so pants. Hundreds of old Simpsons episodes and one episode of Shameless does not a Christmas make.
It's the Blue Peter crimbo play thingy today (2:15pm BBC1) and it's a Simon gets his kit off year (which he does every other year). You do though know it's Crimbo when T4 (which has interesting Nazi connotations) go off somewhere (but sadly never leave June Sarpong behind), the alleged 'blockbusters' of five years ago reach terrestrial TV, Channel 4 try to be as anti Christian as possible and Simon gets his kit off. Sadly though I suspect the scriptwriter has been busier house hunting in Manchester than imagining why Simon (and Matt too) have to be in covered in baby oil and only wearing speedos (it is kid's TV).
So what exactly are these Greek footballers doing and is it legal?
I suspect that Chris Carmack was just a struggling model when he had these photos taken of him prancing around shirtless, looking all athletic, praying (or he accidentally put superglue on his palms), or practicing for a night out with Adam Brody. Also he probably wasn't counting on my dirty mind when he said, 'it's given me the body I want'. Whose exactly? [Via Tony who is on a totty finding streak lately]
ALFlers Campbell Brown hairy and shirtless, and Adam McPhee who for some reason bowls shirtless.
Finally a hairy, muscled and shirtless Ryan Reynolds. I preferred him less bulked up but what do I know? Well who won the Battle of Lewes which is very helpful when you are chasing DHL up about packages they seem incapable of delivering. There is a river deep enough seemingly, the Cherwell.
Bet you never knew that, in Washington State they have magically appearing ballots, but only Democrat ones, Michael Moore is not just an object of fun, and that J002E3 was not Earth's new moon but the third stage of the Apollo 12 Saturn V. I though never knew they spoke Elizabethan English in first century Judea.
Also worth pondering is why are there so many war films on this Christmas and Channel 4's programming is so pants. Hundreds of old Simpsons episodes and one episode of Shameless does not a Christmas make.
It's the Blue Peter crimbo play thingy today (2:15pm BBC1) and it's a Simon gets his kit off year (which he does every other year). You do though know it's Crimbo when T4 (which has interesting Nazi connotations) go off somewhere (but sadly never leave June Sarpong behind), the alleged 'blockbusters' of five years ago reach terrestrial TV, Channel 4 try to be as anti Christian as possible and Simon gets his kit off. Sadly though I suspect the scriptwriter has been busier house hunting in Manchester than imagining why Simon (and Matt too) have to be in covered in baby oil and only wearing speedos (it is kid's TV).
So what exactly are these Greek footballers doing and is it legal?
I suspect that Chris Carmack was just a struggling model when he had these photos taken of him prancing around shirtless, looking all athletic, praying (or he accidentally put superglue on his palms), or practicing for a night out with Adam Brody. Also he probably wasn't counting on my dirty mind when he said, 'it's given me the body I want'. Whose exactly? [Via Tony who is on a totty finding streak lately]
ALFlers Campbell Brown hairy and shirtless, and Adam McPhee who for some reason bowls shirtless.
Finally a hairy, muscled and shirtless Ryan Reynolds. I preferred him less bulked up but what do I know? Well who won the Battle of Lewes which is very helpful when you are chasing DHL up about packages they seem incapable of delivering. There is a river deep enough seemingly, the Cherwell.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Solstice
Spot the error.
I'm not sure if the facts in Honeytom's post (1 December, 2004) about Eastenders Chris Parker, his sexuality and suicide attempt, but whatever is going on it's rather sad.
Jon if you are going to post pictures from here on Campfire use you own frelling webspace.
Naff boybands section:
Example one is The Noise Next Door, red dyed haired triplets Scott, Craig and Ed. I don't see the attraction myself.
Example two is Freefaller (no not what we wish would happen to Geri Halliwell) that features ex Byker Grover and ex Point Breaker Ollie Billcantbebotheredtolookuphissurmane. Freefaller aren't exactly talented...musically but with boybands when has that been an issue?
Example three is Kevin 'camp V'McDair from V who apparently looks like 'a rent boy'. I love informative Emails.
I'm not going to even comment on Third Wish *cough* fuglies *cough*
And finally here's a shirtless Heath Ledger for no apparent reason.
Spot the error.
I'm not sure if the facts in Honeytom's post (1 December, 2004) about Eastenders Chris Parker, his sexuality and suicide attempt, but whatever is going on it's rather sad.
Jon if you are going to post pictures from here on Campfire use you own frelling webspace.
Naff boybands section:
Example one is The Noise Next Door, red dyed haired triplets Scott, Craig and Ed. I don't see the attraction myself.
Example two is Freefaller (no not what we wish would happen to Geri Halliwell) that features ex Byker Grover and ex Point Breaker Ollie Billcantbebotheredtolookuphissurmane. Freefaller aren't exactly talented...musically but with boybands when has that been an issue?
Example three is Kevin 'camp V'McDair from V who apparently looks like 'a rent boy'. I love informative Emails.
I'm not going to even comment on Third Wish *cough* fuglies *cough*
And finally here's a shirtless Heath Ledger for no apparent reason.
Monday, December 20, 2004
King Lear is not a suggestion your majesty
This makes men only wearing speedos scary.
Over on Soaphunks they are having an election, so why not go and vote, not that I am suggesting anyone to vote for...good hair though.
Mr Britney shirtless, you can see what's in it for him, but compare with Justin what's in it for her? They could love each other, and I could want Adam Lavorgna to take that towel off so I can see who makes it. Oddly I see a link between Kevin and 'Actor', 'model and money spender Oscar Humphries who is quite cute, possums. Being cute is not the reason.
Sander Foppele is actually someone's name a he's naked too.
Spanish footballer Fernando Torres is rather cute in a goofy way (and he tucks in his football shirt too...bless). He does though get shirtless (more than once) and wear skirts which make the fact that he's wearing underwear in this picture all the more disappointing.
Jeremy Bloom shirtless, again.
I finish with the Smash boys, Vlad Topalov and Sergey Lazarev about to box then cuddling.
This makes men only wearing speedos scary.
Over on Soaphunks they are having an election, so why not go and vote, not that I am suggesting anyone to vote for...good hair though.
Mr Britney shirtless, you can see what's in it for him, but compare with Justin what's in it for her? They could love each other, and I could want Adam Lavorgna to take that towel off so I can see who makes it. Oddly I see a link between Kevin and 'Actor', 'model and money spender Oscar Humphries who is quite cute, possums. Being cute is not the reason.
Sander Foppele is actually someone's name a he's naked too.
Spanish footballer Fernando Torres is rather cute in a goofy way (and he tucks in his football shirt too...bless). He does though get shirtless (more than once) and wear skirts which make the fact that he's wearing underwear in this picture all the more disappointing.
Jeremy Bloom shirtless, again.
I finish with the Smash boys, Vlad Topalov and Sergey Lazarev about to box then cuddling.
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Blowing up carol singers and other uses of explosive mince pies
As the year ends and the posts they lessen we give thanks to all those who have capped, and scanned, those who provide the webspace (and those who suggested them), and the totty.
Today you lot get famous, with and without inverted commas, totty and totty from that strange and totty from that mythical place 'the real word' this time with the inverted commas.
Famous, well in their locality, genre or like Twen2y4se7en in their minds (you can email them now (don't all rush)) totty includes a shirtless Lane Carlson [via Dreamcaps] which is not a rarity a bit like 'Kenzie' from Blazin Squad (captions on a postcard). For our American visitors Blazin Squad are a group of talentless idiots who think they are hard (a bit like how they find reading (grammatically correct or not I stand by that comment but slightly to the left).
We also have footballer John Terry [credit as per tag] and the very cute Elias McConnell (and old shirtless picture for luck).
Danny Ecker and Lars Boergeling won a German game show and has to be shirtless to do it. I would suggest that for the UK but their is a flaw in that plan. Talking about Germans here [via Mitch] is German actor Marc Lubosch naked with some female. I have no idea who Marc is as I missed 'Gruene Hochzeit' (something about a green wedding) but I like blonds and this looks fun(ish).
I want to do this to Ben Cohen but in a nicer way with his body covered in baby oil as I...I better quickly post a picture of Guy from 24/7 so I can recover....cough...Rattus rattus...cough.
Finally [via Jim who tells me he found them on some yahoo group that needs the moderators approval to join, as if I'm going to do that] comes some caps of Ward Horton shirtless on what I'm assuming by the filenames is Law and Order, special Victims Unit. Though I quite like Law and Order itself which is so much better than the rubbish on UK TV, I never really go into SVU, so I'm not sure why Ward is wandering around in a towel. I'm assuming from this picture (and 'The Big Book of TV Cliche') that the police came when Ward was in the shower and ran to the door in just his towel. Interestingly he also stopped to comb his hair back. They always miss the little things.
In the Real World twined with the Discworld, New Crobuzon, The Duchy of Grand Fenwick and democratic Arab states, we have a collection of models, Nik, Jim, Ryan (twice), Mike and Mr X.
Finally we have via Tony a threesome of Nordic totty Magnus, Patrik and Senad (Bill likes the middle one who he thinks looks a bit like Todd Thornton and is guessing is called Magnus) who frolic a lot and go on beach holidays. Patrik likes posing in tight shorts too.
Finally him from Troy is boasting about his guest bloggers...but no pictures.
Thursday, December 16, 2004
A little North of South
Car selling 101: 'Those amongst you suffering a lengthy history of non-violent mental illness are likely to find this vehicle appealing; or should I say appalling'.
Sportingly we have Eastern European football (the version that actually involves kicking a ball)Marat Izmailov and pretty in pink Paul Hamm.
CSI's Eric Szmanda shirtless [Via David et al].
As the Power Rangers franchise has moved to New Zealand they have borrowed some of the cast from the New Zealand TV epic the Tribe like James Napier (left). James plays a dumb jock and a Power Ranger, so the same character as of all Power Rangers. James hasn't got the blond hair he had on the Tribe which suits him better. The problem for James is he's far too good an actor for the shows he's in. That is not to say though he is a good actor.
Telespy was on a roll yesterday with these caps of Matt Milburn and Dan Cryer on Hollyoaks and a hairy Chris Carmack.
Another making of a shirtless calendar involves motorbikers frolicing around shirtless, suggestively with popping Champagne bottles and showing their behinds off. The hairy, hairier and smooth bikers carry around tires (at lot) and use them to cover things or just stand around.
The Karshner Triplets frolic shirtless again.
Mr and Mrs Travis Wolfe in bed (PGified).
Blond B movie totty Aaron Smolinski shirtless and frolicing.
Car selling 101: 'Those amongst you suffering a lengthy history of non-violent mental illness are likely to find this vehicle appealing; or should I say appalling'.
Sportingly we have Eastern European football (the version that actually involves kicking a ball)Marat Izmailov and pretty in pink Paul Hamm.
CSI's Eric Szmanda shirtless [Via David et al].
As the Power Rangers franchise has moved to New Zealand they have borrowed some of the cast from the New Zealand TV epic the Tribe like James Napier (left). James plays a dumb jock and a Power Ranger, so the same character as of all Power Rangers. James hasn't got the blond hair he had on the Tribe which suits him better. The problem for James is he's far too good an actor for the shows he's in. That is not to say though he is a good actor.
Telespy was on a roll yesterday with these caps of Matt Milburn and Dan Cryer on Hollyoaks and a hairy Chris Carmack.
Another making of a shirtless calendar involves motorbikers frolicing around shirtless, suggestively with popping Champagne bottles and showing their behinds off. The hairy, hairier and smooth bikers carry around tires (at lot) and use them to cover things or just stand around.
The Karshner Triplets frolic shirtless again.
Mr and Mrs Travis Wolfe in bed (PGified).
Blond B movie totty Aaron Smolinski shirtless and frolicing.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Banned in Saudi Arabia (allegedly)
'You leave government with your integrity intact and your achievements acknowledged by all' and there are WMDs in Iraq.
Another Australian swimwear manufacturer but not as good as Aussiebum.
Did you know that around 10% of visitors here use Firefox, more than Netscape and IE5 combined, and that up to 5% come here using a US government domain. I'm also told I'm banned in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia, but don't plan a visit to check it out. I wonder if the mass murdering, slave labour using, corrupt dictatorship in China has blocked me too.
Apparently having to wait to vote is undemocratic [see end].
Oh the innuendo of Rainbow [Via Clay]
More caps from En malas compañías, the young, the shirtless, the corrupted, and the new version of busted [Via Tony].
The ubiquitous AFL section with Ben Cousins, Brodie Holland and the Cloke brothers, Jason and Cameron.
After corrupting the male OC cast her plasticness moves on to one of the Lane Twins and Matt Abboud.
Via his Troyness the UCLA water polo team.
Ryan Reynolds and the danger of too much make up.
Finally some caps of the Take That 'porn' video of them rolling around naked in jelly showing their behinds off.
'You leave government with your integrity intact and your achievements acknowledged by all' and there are WMDs in Iraq.
Another Australian swimwear manufacturer but not as good as Aussiebum.
Did you know that around 10% of visitors here use Firefox, more than Netscape and IE5 combined, and that up to 5% come here using a US government domain. I'm also told I'm banned in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia, but don't plan a visit to check it out. I wonder if the mass murdering, slave labour using, corrupt dictatorship in China has blocked me too.
Apparently having to wait to vote is undemocratic [see end].
Oh the innuendo of Rainbow [Via Clay]
More caps from En malas compañías, the young, the shirtless, the corrupted, and the new version of busted [Via Tony].
The ubiquitous AFL section with Ben Cousins, Brodie Holland and the Cloke brothers, Jason and Cameron.
After corrupting the male OC cast her plasticness moves on to one of the Lane Twins and Matt Abboud.
Via his Troyness the UCLA water polo team.
Ryan Reynolds and the danger of too much make up.
Finally some caps of the Take That 'porn' video of them rolling around naked in jelly showing their behinds off.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Wobble, and its effect on long shore drift.
The leader of the BNP is racist, never. Sadly he's also gay, but hates gays so hates himself. Odd. Who said bigots were logical?
I'm not making this up but there is a 'Gadhafi International Human Rights Prize' and Venezuelan Dictator/President Hugo Chavez won it this year. Mugabe for 2005?
Jon Jackson in Tuck Everlasting stripped off before going for a swim but not the greatest view.
Glenn from Steps v2, Pop! shirtless on a beach. Nice to see we've got to the not selling singles get shirtless stage. I give 24/7 a month before they're at this stage.
An erect Steve McCain, and Todd Thornton (ummm muscles).
British acting totty Ian Curtis. Apparently he got shirtless and tied to a bed in Cracker but I can't find a cap.
I think I know why AussieBum are successful but their speedos are rather loose and wide open.
From his Tonyness comes these caps from En Malas Compañías (extra link here) staring Israel Rodríguez (no not this one) as a school boy looking for a shag in amongst other places the toilets of the local shopping mall. It's not the greatest bit of cinema but the interesting method the English tutor gets him to study looks fun. First you practice the verbs, then the nouns, finishing with adjectives. The chap passed too.
Oh before someone complains they're acting not shagging.
I finish with a blatant borrow from the best Kevin Zegers site on the web, two pictures of young Kevin shirtless, one and two.
The leader of the BNP is racist, never. Sadly he's also gay, but hates gays so hates himself. Odd. Who said bigots were logical?
I'm not making this up but there is a 'Gadhafi International Human Rights Prize' and Venezuelan Dictator/President Hugo Chavez won it this year. Mugabe for 2005?
Jon Jackson in Tuck Everlasting stripped off before going for a swim but not the greatest view.
Glenn from Steps v2, Pop! shirtless on a beach. Nice to see we've got to the not selling singles get shirtless stage. I give 24/7 a month before they're at this stage.
An erect Steve McCain, and Todd Thornton (ummm muscles).
British acting totty Ian Curtis. Apparently he got shirtless and tied to a bed in Cracker but I can't find a cap.
I think I know why AussieBum are successful but their speedos are rather loose and wide open.
From his Tonyness comes these caps from En Malas Compañías (extra link here) staring Israel Rodríguez (no not this one) as a school boy looking for a shag in amongst other places the toilets of the local shopping mall. It's not the greatest bit of cinema but the interesting method the English tutor gets him to study looks fun. First you practice the verbs, then the nouns, finishing with adjectives. The chap passed too.
Oh before someone complains they're acting not shagging.
I finish with a blatant borrow from the best Kevin Zegers site on the web, two pictures of young Kevin shirtless, one and two.
The T shirt Eating Virus Strikes Again
Call me picky but the voice over to this War of the Worlds trailer is so naff it should be part of ITV's Christmas line up [cheers to Trent for the link].
The horror, the horror, the need for a shotgun. 'I certainly wouldn't say no' to glasses?
Find the murderer of your dreams. Scarily some of them aren't that unattractive [Via the person you should all be voting for].
Need to advertise something well just get loads and loads of men in speedos.
Anthony Callea came second in Pop Idol Australia so will have a long career while the winner will Hearsay quicker than David Sneddon. Anthony does have an odd need to tell everyone he's not gay. Might be hormonal or being on stage with the winner.
Stolen blatantly from his site are these pictures of Justin Hartley shirtless, over and over and over again. Good show that TV star.
Mackenzie Astin in a shower. Frosted glass is annoying. Should be banned.
I finish on a mix of sports totty, Andy Roddick showing off one of his talents, Thomas Rupparth's nipples defeat lycra, AFLer Brad Sewell (if you like them butch and vacant) and Polish swimmer Pawel Korzeniowski who oddly I can't find a picture of shirtless).
Sunday, December 12, 2004
Interesting Shadows
Wandering around Oxford you can see buildings only just older than the Simpsons and CSI episodes on UK TV. People who occupy them forget that showerrooms haven't always got frosted glass and there are Christmas shopping crowds.
Matt Leinart won the Heisman Trophy (apparently it's a big thing in the colonies).
Ohhh the publicity.
Go, go, naff kid's TV, staring Adam Tuominen whose cute, blond and gets shirtless.
Via Tony comes Chris Carmack reading. I have a sudden urge to help him with his studies.
More shirtless AFLers, Barry Hall, Campbell Brown, Tristan Walker and Darren Jolly, and T shirted AFLers Nic Fosdike and David Spriggs.
Via C, author totty Richard Mason.
Austrian swimming totty Markus Rogan looks like he won something, with that camera so near it must be best nipples.
Back to the AFL, Hawthorn Hawks, Trent Croad (I have a couple of reasons to like Trent), and Sam Mitchell who did their bit for charity by running around in wetsuits.
Wandering around Oxford you can see buildings only just older than the Simpsons and CSI episodes on UK TV. People who occupy them forget that showerrooms haven't always got frosted glass and there are Christmas shopping crowds.
Matt Leinart won the Heisman Trophy (apparently it's a big thing in the colonies).
Ohhh the publicity.
Go, go, naff kid's TV, staring Adam Tuominen whose cute, blond and gets shirtless.
Via Tony comes Chris Carmack reading. I have a sudden urge to help him with his studies.
More shirtless AFLers, Barry Hall, Campbell Brown, Tristan Walker and Darren Jolly, and T shirted AFLers Nic Fosdike and David Spriggs.
Via C, author totty Richard Mason.
Austrian swimming totty Markus Rogan looks like he won something, with that camera so near it must be best nipples.
Back to the AFL, Hawthorn Hawks, Trent Croad (I have a couple of reasons to like Trent), and Sam Mitchell who did their bit for charity by running around in wetsuits.
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Use of Weapons
Oh the wacky, wanting to be naked, students of Vermont.
'BNP members who mistakenly hired a black DJ for their Christmas party proved yesterday they were not just racist but STUPID'
British me got 88% can you Yanks do better? [Via Mick Hartley]
After hearing Blair's waffle about Irish peace, please, please, please make peace to shut the prat up. Another person who should shut up is Sam Newman who thinks gay men are 'mincing, lisping, parading people' and Victoria in Australia is 'infested with people we don't actually want' who have set up 'a new cottage industry - sphincter bleaching'. Not because he could be sent to prison for six months but because he has made himself look like a total prat.
Perhaps we could send him here [mind screwing caveat]
I start with random triathletes and Swan Lake dancers, for no other reason than I want to. As Gary Lucy looks for something he's missing, I continue with loads of USC boys from Troy via Boi from Troy (who you should all go and vote for HINT, HINT, HINT) in 2002 and 2004 while wondering why cute college gymnasts like Ralph Russo have so few good pictures, and David Furney practices for the night (oddly so many people do that or at least I can't come up with a better pun).
In my detailed search to bring you new totty aided by such heros as Kenton, Val, Tony, Joe and all the others who send me hints or pictures I bring you the Dutch boyband Di-rect get shirtless in showers and hot tubs. So in their honour here's some other Dutch totty Charly Luske, Michiel Huisman once, twice, and thrice, and Egbert Jan Weeber.
To finish off two blonds Toddles and who do you think this is?
Oh the wacky, wanting to be naked, students of Vermont.
'BNP members who mistakenly hired a black DJ for their Christmas party proved yesterday they were not just racist but STUPID'
British me got 88% can you Yanks do better? [Via Mick Hartley]
After hearing Blair's waffle about Irish peace, please, please, please make peace to shut the prat up. Another person who should shut up is Sam Newman who thinks gay men are 'mincing, lisping, parading people' and Victoria in Australia is 'infested with people we don't actually want' who have set up 'a new cottage industry - sphincter bleaching'. Not because he could be sent to prison for six months but because he has made himself look like a total prat.
Perhaps we could send him here [mind screwing caveat]
I start with random triathletes and Swan Lake dancers, for no other reason than I want to. As Gary Lucy looks for something he's missing, I continue with loads of USC boys from Troy via Boi from Troy (who you should all go and vote for HINT, HINT, HINT) in 2002 and 2004 while wondering why cute college gymnasts like Ralph Russo have so few good pictures, and David Furney practices for the night (oddly so many people do that or at least I can't come up with a better pun).
In my detailed search to bring you new totty aided by such heros as Kenton, Val, Tony, Joe and all the others who send me hints or pictures I bring you the Dutch boyband Di-rect get shirtless in showers and hot tubs. So in their honour here's some other Dutch totty Charly Luske, Michiel Huisman once, twice, and thrice, and Egbert Jan Weeber.
To finish off two blonds Toddles and who do you think this is?
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Back to Ryan
When we left young Ryan he was climbing out of a bathroom window naked showing off his behind.
Hanging by his towel Ryan tries to get down to the ground and after scaring an old woman he gets to the fire escape.
After a few butt shots Ryan is on the ground (still showing his butt). While he covers up his bits the wet dream of many FMers happens a young kid appears. Sadly for Ryan so does the kid's father and after a few embarrassed looks (turning to worried ones) Ryan runs off to avoid getting shot.
As Ryan got clothed again I switched channels but switched back later to find Ryan in bed with another chap. I'm not sure why this happened but it sort of fits Ryan well.
Later Ryan pranced around in panties. Not sure why.
When we left young Ryan he was climbing out of a bathroom window naked showing off his behind.
Hanging by his towel Ryan tries to get down to the ground and after scaring an old woman he gets to the fire escape.
After a few butt shots Ryan is on the ground (still showing his butt). While he covers up his bits the wet dream of many FMers happens a young kid appears. Sadly for Ryan so does the kid's father and after a few embarrassed looks (turning to worried ones) Ryan runs off to avoid getting shot.
As Ryan got clothed again I switched channels but switched back later to find Ryan in bed with another chap. I'm not sure why this happened but it sort of fits Ryan well.
Later Ryan pranced around in panties. Not sure why.
Covering all the holes
Nick, Ryan and Craig Karshner stand in lakes, sit on boats, hold things down in case they blow up, try and look cool, sit on a boat again, sit on rocks, and try and look cool.
Fortunately the do all that shirtless.
The also pose in various sleeveless T shirts.
[From their site via Bletchley Park]
Nick, Ryan and Craig Karshner stand in lakes, sit on boats, hold things down in case they blow up, try and look cool, sit on a boat again, sit on rocks, and try and look cool.
Fortunately the do all that shirtless.
The also pose in various sleeveless T shirts.
[From their site via Bletchley Park]
44 divided by 2 times the number of needles that can go through an eye of a camel
It's an odd world where Karate Kid becomes a musical.
Funky trunks are swimming apparel and here they are modeled by famous Australians so you'll recognise none of them. Look familiar?
Know Daniel Fitzhenry? Matt Helm? Jeremy Cotter?
Well the designer (centre) Duncan McLean is cute.
Via comes Towleroad three shirtless Abercrombie and Finch models.
Via Muchy comes the Carlson Twins playing with each other shirtless.
Mr Belgium Michel Rinaldi shirtless and in a wet T shirt.
The musical Tyler Hilton is no relation to that Hilton, but is cute.
It's an odd world where Karate Kid becomes a musical.
Funky trunks are swimming apparel and here they are modeled by famous Australians so you'll recognise none of them. Look familiar?
Know Daniel Fitzhenry? Matt Helm? Jeremy Cotter?
Well the designer (centre) Duncan McLean is cute.
Via comes Towleroad three shirtless Abercrombie and Finch models.
Via Muchy comes the Carlson Twins playing with each other shirtless.
Mr Belgium Michel Rinaldi shirtless and in a wet T shirt.
The musical Tyler Hilton is no relation to that Hilton, but is cute.
The Ryan Reynolds Post
Buying the Cow is a 'romantic comedy' not someone in Somerset getting a date. It stars Jerry O'Connell playing the same part he does in every movie, the very underrated Ron Livingston and Ryan Reynolds the subject of this post (the title kind of gives it away).
I caught the film part way through (when Ryan was in a bathroom with no clothes on to be exact) so am not totally sure why he was talking to a mirror but as he had only a towel (it comes off later) on who cares? He wanted to know where Snow White was?
As far as I can make out Ryan has woken up next to a chap and runs to the bathroom without his clothes to find a way out. He prances around looking for a way out (the window being right there). More prancing shirtless and in towel.
Then he finds the window (six feet away and he took him minutes to find it).
OK so young Ryan has a decision to make. Does he go back into the bedroom and shag the chap senseless (or politely gather his clothes and leave) or go out the window wearing only a towel. Yes he goes out the window.
Then the towel falls off.
To be continued...
Buying the Cow is a 'romantic comedy' not someone in Somerset getting a date. It stars Jerry O'Connell playing the same part he does in every movie, the very underrated Ron Livingston and Ryan Reynolds the subject of this post (the title kind of gives it away).
I caught the film part way through (when Ryan was in a bathroom with no clothes on to be exact) so am not totally sure why he was talking to a mirror but as he had only a towel (it comes off later) on who cares? He wanted to know where Snow White was?
As far as I can make out Ryan has woken up next to a chap and runs to the bathroom without his clothes to find a way out. He prances around looking for a way out (the window being right there). More prancing shirtless and in towel.
Then he finds the window (six feet away and he took him minutes to find it).
OK so young Ryan has a decision to make. Does he go back into the bedroom and shag the chap senseless (or politely gather his clothes and leave) or go out the window wearing only a towel. Yes he goes out the window.
Then the towel falls off.
To be continued...
Not the Ryan Reynolds Post
The most requested person is by a long shot Aaron Carter so here is a clothed Aaron looking his age, yet mildly cute. Now I'm going to get 'You posted Aaron Carter ner ner' and 'He looks far too old' emails. While I'm covering the late teens here's Drake Bell and if you complain I'll post pictures of the fat chap he's always with (see chaps do it too).
Via Cistofotos comes the Brazilian model Allan Marcelo who you can admire more here. I found Alan looking for the equally cute Mexican singer Erick Elias (his site).
The real model on Manhunt Kevin Peake who even though he looks good in tight swimming trunks shouldn't have got further than Matt or Bret. They fixed the vote I think I'll go off and make a documentary full of not very good propaganda about it.
The Lane Twins aren't as cute as the Brewers or the Carlsons but they get shirtless a lot (their site).
The most requested person is by a long shot Aaron Carter so here is a clothed Aaron looking his age, yet mildly cute. Now I'm going to get 'You posted Aaron Carter ner ner' and 'He looks far too old' emails. While I'm covering the late teens here's Drake Bell and if you complain I'll post pictures of the fat chap he's always with (see chaps do it too).
Via Cistofotos comes the Brazilian model Allan Marcelo who you can admire more here. I found Alan looking for the equally cute Mexican singer Erick Elias (his site).
The real model on Manhunt Kevin Peake who even though he looks good in tight swimming trunks shouldn't have got further than Matt or Bret. They fixed the vote I think I'll go off and make a documentary full of not very good propaganda about it.
The Lane Twins aren't as cute as the Brewers or the Carlsons but they get shirtless a lot (their site).
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Best Imitation of Myself
I hate when things are postponed. I'm needy like that.
Just bought my Crimbo cards so if you know me you are getting one of 'A Barrow Full of Snow' by WL Stevenson (for the non Christians), 'The Annunciation' by Auguste Pichon, or 'An Angel' Sir Edward Burne-Jones. They may not be the greatest choice but it beats some Oxford college covered in snow which many people from Oxford send. I did once get a lot of Cambridge in Snow to confuse people, and it worked. 'Where's that in Oxford?' they asked and I grinned.
Random buff chap (his fotoblog).
If one wanders over to the Karsner Triplets site you can find long and thrilling discussions on which sex the sleep with but few shirtless pictures, like this one, of the threesome.
Wayne Rooney's night out.
On Hollyoaks a few days ago Ellie 'my husband was a serial killer' Hunter-Mills-Hunter asked Darren 'slimey oik' Osbourne to drop charges against Dan 'Hollyoaks one' Hunter. Now if this was Home and Away beating the crap out of someone would be a cry for help unless you are called Duncan and spoilt which makes you evil. Sadly Darren who is played by Ashley Taylor Dawson refuses (in that really badly acted way Ashley does so well) so Dan should go off to Australia where raping your wife's sister is something to forgive and forget.
There is so much rubbish on Sky including The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island which starred Seth Bernard who unfairly was shirtless just as I channel surfed past and for a lot more of the film. Fortunately the film was so bad even with the mute on I couldn't cope with more than a few scenes, shirtless Seth or not.
I hate when things are postponed. I'm needy like that.
Just bought my Crimbo cards so if you know me you are getting one of 'A Barrow Full of Snow' by WL Stevenson (for the non Christians), 'The Annunciation' by Auguste Pichon, or 'An Angel' Sir Edward Burne-Jones. They may not be the greatest choice but it beats some Oxford college covered in snow which many people from Oxford send. I did once get a lot of Cambridge in Snow to confuse people, and it worked. 'Where's that in Oxford?' they asked and I grinned.
Random buff chap (his fotoblog).
If one wanders over to the Karsner Triplets site you can find long and thrilling discussions on which sex the sleep with but few shirtless pictures, like this one, of the threesome.
Wayne Rooney's night out.
On Hollyoaks a few days ago Ellie 'my husband was a serial killer' Hunter-Mills-Hunter asked Darren 'slimey oik' Osbourne to drop charges against Dan 'Hollyoaks one' Hunter. Now if this was Home and Away beating the crap out of someone would be a cry for help unless you are called Duncan and spoilt which makes you evil. Sadly Darren who is played by Ashley Taylor Dawson refuses (in that really badly acted way Ashley does so well) so Dan should go off to Australia where raping your wife's sister is something to forgive and forget.
There is so much rubbish on Sky including The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island which starred Seth Bernard who unfairly was shirtless just as I channel surfed past and for a lot more of the film. Fortunately the film was so bad even with the mute on I couldn't cope with more than a few scenes, shirtless Seth or not.
Saturday, December 04, 2004
When AOL do a holiday
An alien arriving on our planet could walk down a high street in the UK and think we were celebrating the festival of spruce trees (or naff lights). As we are removing the whole basis to Christmas from Christmas why bother having it? This might be the product of PCness and its proponents (who I suggest we send to Iran to discuss how all those Muslim symbols really offend the Christian minority and should be taken down, and expecting people not to eat during daylight for a month is just not acceptable in a multicultural environment). I just find it sad that we're letting our culture and heritage disappear into a slough of dross.
Piratical as I am I've been advert surfing on Visit4info and found an Archer's ad which features someone who looks a lot like Dan Wells of Lost and Boy meets failed British presenter. So is this Dan in shirtless Baywatch mode or just someone cute who we can admire anyway?
His royal behind Andrea Casiraghi.
[request section]
Sean Townsend's armpits.
The shirtless guy on the programme starting in half an hour on Sky Channel...
'Any more Dan Carter'
[/request section]
Steve McCain doing the Timewarp.
The probably overcapped scene from Not Another Teen Movie in which Chris Evans (not that one) enters dressed only in whipped cream and fruit, front and back. This leaves a lot of opportunity to make getting behind and is that a banana up your ass or whatever. Oh the hilarity.
Ex US survivor personage Silas Gaither shirtless. The second picture is from Dewey's Silas site.
An alien arriving on our planet could walk down a high street in the UK and think we were celebrating the festival of spruce trees (or naff lights). As we are removing the whole basis to Christmas from Christmas why bother having it? This might be the product of PCness and its proponents (who I suggest we send to Iran to discuss how all those Muslim symbols really offend the Christian minority and should be taken down, and expecting people not to eat during daylight for a month is just not acceptable in a multicultural environment). I just find it sad that we're letting our culture and heritage disappear into a slough of dross.
Piratical as I am I've been advert surfing on Visit4info and found an Archer's ad which features someone who looks a lot like Dan Wells of Lost and Boy meets failed British presenter. So is this Dan in shirtless Baywatch mode or just someone cute who we can admire anyway?
His royal behind Andrea Casiraghi.
[request section]
Sean Townsend's armpits.
The shirtless guy on the programme starting in half an hour on Sky Channel...
'Any more Dan Carter'
[/request section]
Steve McCain doing the Timewarp.
The probably overcapped scene from Not Another Teen Movie in which Chris Evans (not that one) enters dressed only in whipped cream and fruit, front and back. This leaves a lot of opportunity to make getting behind and is that a banana up your ass or whatever. Oh the hilarity.
Ex US survivor personage Silas Gaither shirtless. The second picture is from Dewey's Silas site.
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Shirtless for the Family
Chris Olivero was in By Dawn's Early Light which also starred the late Richard Crenna and not much else.
Fortunately then he got shirtless, over and over and over an over again in what is described as a 'family film'.
The film is not that bad for its genre if a little predictable.
Chris Olivero was in By Dawn's Early Light which also starred the late Richard Crenna and not much else.
Fortunately then he got shirtless, over and over and over an over again in what is described as a 'family film'.
The film is not that bad for its genre if a little predictable.
Bill's Original Tottellany
After Nicholas Brendon went plump we still had Charlie Weber shirtless on Buffy.
New Zealand rugby Richie McCaw shirtless with a large cup.
Model and actor Ward Horton (his site) is blond and cute so you'll not need clues as to why he's on here.
US college footballer Chris Simms bulging.
Naill and Thom of 24/7 before Thom met Yoko.
Today's random cute guy whose name is Johnny Weir.
Lots of shirtless AFLers running. Now I might have liked sport at school if it had involved this.
And finally Swedish tennis player Joachim Johansson shirtless.
After Nicholas Brendon went plump we still had Charlie Weber shirtless on Buffy.
New Zealand rugby Richie McCaw shirtless with a large cup.
Model and actor Ward Horton (his site) is blond and cute so you'll not need clues as to why he's on here.
US college footballer Chris Simms bulging.
Naill and Thom of 24/7 before Thom met Yoko.
Today's random cute guy whose name is Johnny Weir.
Lots of shirtless AFLers running. Now I might have liked sport at school if it had involved this.
And finally Swedish tennis player Joachim Johansson shirtless.
Sydney Swans
You'll never guess in a million years but this post is about the totty in the Sydney Swans AFL team.
There's Jude Bolton who the ladies like a lot for some reason but I don't, so you can make up your own minds.
Jude's brother/cousin/someone with same surname Craig Bolton who I'm equally umm about, but here's another shirtless picture of him.
For Val (and I quite like him too) here's David Springs (front) running.
Darren Jolly looking not as cute as usual, and what's that mouse doing on his chest?
Jason Saddington, and Nic Fosdike run.
And finally Tadhg 'I make Bill moist' Kennelly.
Other cute Swans are Amon Buchanan, Jarrad McVeigh, Ryan O'Keefe, and Mark Powell.
You'll never guess in a million years but this post is about the totty in the Sydney Swans AFL team.
There's Jude Bolton who the ladies like a lot for some reason but I don't, so you can make up your own minds.
Jude's brother/cousin/someone with same surname Craig Bolton who I'm equally umm about, but here's another shirtless picture of him.
For Val (and I quite like him too) here's David Springs (front) running.
Darren Jolly looking not as cute as usual, and what's that mouse doing on his chest?
Jason Saddington, and Nic Fosdike run.
And finally Tadhg 'I make Bill moist' Kennelly.
Other cute Swans are Amon Buchanan, Jarrad McVeigh, Ryan O'Keefe, and Mark Powell.
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
And after the spanking, the oral sex
And people ask why I have issues with FM. Sixteen and older here, as the law says.
Some shirtess US reality 'stars' from the front and back of a calendar. Not the best selection but still...
Via Joe comes the martial arts performance group like thingy Sideswipe, (more and more) featuring Matt Mullins.
Some caps from UK adverts, the overly hyper Welsh chap on the AOL advert, or 'We're a crap ISP whose software frells up your PC' advert and the Lynx advert with the chap all hot and shirtless on a bed who then gets covered in water.
And finally today's random cute chap [via mike].
And people ask why I have issues with FM. Sixteen and older here, as the law says.
Some shirtess US reality 'stars' from the front and back of a calendar. Not the best selection but still...
Via Joe comes the martial arts performance group like thingy Sideswipe, (more and more) featuring Matt Mullins.
Some caps from UK adverts, the overly hyper Welsh chap on the AOL advert, or 'We're a crap ISP whose software frells up your PC' advert and the Lynx advert with the chap all hot and shirtless on a bed who then gets covered in water.
And finally today's random cute chap [via mike].
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Linkage
A US TV show with a lot of cute chaps set in an educational environment staring Charlie Hunnam. Young Americans.
A US TV show with a lot of cute chaps set in an educational environment staring Charlie Hunnam. Undeclared.
See a pattern? OK one that does not involve posting, loads, and loads, and loads, and loads, of shirtless pictures, that's shirtless pictures, of Charlie.
Do you care?
Anyway here's Timm Sharp who Bill thinks is also cute.
A US TV show with a lot of cute chaps set in an educational environment staring Charlie Hunnam. Young Americans.
A US TV show with a lot of cute chaps set in an educational environment staring Charlie Hunnam. Undeclared.
See a pattern? OK one that does not involve posting, loads, and loads, and loads, and loads, of shirtless pictures, that's shirtless pictures, of Charlie.
Do you care?
Anyway here's Timm Sharp who Bill thinks is also cute.
Two, four, six, eight, who knew squaddies could count
A new excuse. Well I was carrying my banana in its case and I...umm...slipped. Well I was filming a Brylcreem ad.
College gymnasts Graham Ackerman practicing, for what I leave up to you, and Blaine Wilson shirtless in leather pants.
Cute fluff in the form of ex T4er Marc Crumpton and was in an episode of the the OC Brett Harrison.
Via Boi who doesn't answer his Emails from Troy comes an interesting caption opportunity.
AFLer (that's Australian Footballer for those from our North American colonies) Cameron Bruce shirtless and in flimsy shorts.
A new excuse. Well I was carrying my banana in its case and I...umm...slipped. Well I was filming a Brylcreem ad.
College gymnasts Graham Ackerman practicing, for what I leave up to you, and Blaine Wilson shirtless in leather pants.
Cute fluff in the form of ex T4er Marc Crumpton and was in an episode of the the OC Brett Harrison.
Via Boi who doesn't answer his Emails from Troy comes an interesting caption opportunity.
AFLer (that's Australian Footballer for those from our North American colonies) Cameron Bruce shirtless and in flimsy shorts.
Monday, November 29, 2004
Do Welsh Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
It's amazing what you can get at Target.
I am having difficulty finding a good review of Alexander (the Oliver Stone version, not the better (and cheaper) one with that chap from Island at War, the blond one...yes it would have probably been quicker to look his name up on IMDB...Sam Heughan...happy now?) probably because it Hollywoods a plot where the 'villain' was a much better person than the 'hero'. Spongebob is beating it at the box office and Bob isn't having his sexuality hidden.
OK I hear the webspace is working when it wants to and not when you want it to. The answer to this is either new free webspace or new paid for webspace. I have had some kind offers to pay for the webspace but it's not really fair to let the hundreds of other users each day leech of them. I added the adverts from Google hoping it would generate an income enough to pay for webspace but only five people (out of circa a thousand) bother to click on them each day.
So what to do?
I'm going to try some other webspaces and mix them in with Netscape to see if they work better. Any suggestions of free webspace that allows linking would be appreciated.
Now the totty.
Brian J Smith was in a film and looks cute. It does help to give slightly more details is you send people pictures, but I still found him.
Gymnasts running around shirtless, more running and practicing for the night.
US swimmer Nick Brunelli.
MTVer, wrestler and egotist Mike Mizanin shirtless.
Final Destination 2's David Paetkau shirtless in his character's kitchen before Death comes a'knocking. If he'd cooked with a shirt on it might have been safer. [Extra images on other webspace 1,2,3,4, and 5]
Time Team's Jim Mower who I like so you can all go and watch Alexander.
The BBC's Dick and Dick, no Dom shirtless in swimming trunks being annoying and acting like they are twelve when they're really probably 25.
It's amazing what you can get at Target.
I am having difficulty finding a good review of Alexander (the Oliver Stone version, not the better (and cheaper) one with that chap from Island at War, the blond one...yes it would have probably been quicker to look his name up on IMDB...Sam Heughan...happy now?) probably because it Hollywoods a plot where the 'villain' was a much better person than the 'hero'. Spongebob is beating it at the box office and Bob isn't having his sexuality hidden.
OK I hear the webspace is working when it wants to and not when you want it to. The answer to this is either new free webspace or new paid for webspace. I have had some kind offers to pay for the webspace but it's not really fair to let the hundreds of other users each day leech of them. I added the adverts from Google hoping it would generate an income enough to pay for webspace but only five people (out of circa a thousand) bother to click on them each day.
So what to do?
I'm going to try some other webspaces and mix them in with Netscape to see if they work better. Any suggestions of free webspace that allows linking would be appreciated.
Now the totty.
Brian J Smith was in a film and looks cute. It does help to give slightly more details is you send people pictures, but I still found him.
Gymnasts running around shirtless, more running and practicing for the night.
US swimmer Nick Brunelli.
MTVer, wrestler and egotist Mike Mizanin shirtless.
Final Destination 2's David Paetkau shirtless in his character's kitchen before Death comes a'knocking. If he'd cooked with a shirt on it might have been safer. [Extra images on other webspace 1,2,3,4, and 5]
Time Team's Jim Mower who I like so you can all go and watch Alexander.
The BBC's Dick and Dick, no Dom shirtless in swimming trunks being annoying and acting like they are twelve when they're really probably 25.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
Oxymoron: the best of Blue
Being the channel surfer I am Sky is fun and occasionally you happen upon some interesting stuff like the moving but troubling Bang, Bang, You're Dead and Discovery Channel's Roland Osborne, martial artist who prances around in a sensai way.
If you like that sort of thing here's McFly's Tom.
Hang Time (whatever that is)'s David Hanson.
Australian cricketer Brett Lee who ironically has his own clothing line yet seems to get shirtless a lot and wear only speedos.
Finally two bits of blond fluff rugby boys Wayne Godwin (not wearing appropriate kit) and Nick Youngquest.
Being the channel surfer I am Sky is fun and occasionally you happen upon some interesting stuff like the moving but troubling Bang, Bang, You're Dead and Discovery Channel's Roland Osborne, martial artist who prances around in a sensai way.
If you like that sort of thing here's McFly's Tom.
Hang Time (whatever that is)'s David Hanson.
Australian cricketer Brett Lee who ironically has his own clothing line yet seems to get shirtless a lot and wear only speedos.
Finally two bits of blond fluff rugby boys Wayne Godwin (not wearing appropriate kit) and Nick Youngquest.
Friday, November 26, 2004
A very clever and witty title
To test a new webspace provider here's Ben Gerrard shirtless on Hollyoaks, speciously he was showering midday for no apparent reason.
A shirtless and hairy polysport Jeremy Bloom.
Austrian racing driver Christian Klein, sadly very clothed.
US gymnast Todd Thornton and his large breasts.
Dutch sporting brothers Dominique and Gregoor van Dijk naked.
To test a new webspace provider here's Ben Gerrard shirtless on Hollyoaks, speciously he was showering midday for no apparent reason.
A shirtless and hairy polysport Jeremy Bloom.
Austrian racing driver Christian Klein, sadly very clothed.
US gymnast Todd Thornton and his large breasts.
Dutch sporting brothers Dominique and Gregoor van Dijk naked.
Thursday, November 25, 2004
'Captain we're being probed'
'Last Saturday the boys from Twen2y 4 Se7en took lucky prize winner Holly and her friend Anna on a date at BolwPlex in Oxford. They all enjoyed a game of bowling (won by Guy hands down) followed by a meal at their in-house restaurant. A great time was had by all'
I must have missed the crowds of fans.
Not a moment too soon the liar. And he's getting rid of the Black Watch too.
Why red shorts show more than black [via Kenton].
Ex Hollyoaker Stefan Booth, shirtless and hairy.
Models Tyler Denk and Domri von Linten.
I do love the filenames of pictures I get sent, like this one of T4's Steve Jones admiring a crack.
'Last Saturday the boys from Twen2y 4 Se7en took lucky prize winner Holly and her friend Anna on a date at BolwPlex in Oxford. They all enjoyed a game of bowling (won by Guy hands down) followed by a meal at their in-house restaurant. A great time was had by all'
I must have missed the crowds of fans.
Not a moment too soon the liar. And he's getting rid of the Black Watch too.
Why red shorts show more than black [via Kenton].
Ex Hollyoaker Stefan Booth, shirtless and hairy.
Models Tyler Denk and Domri von Linten.
I do love the filenames of pictures I get sent, like this one of T4's Steve Jones admiring a crack.
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Quantum Patterning
Oddly unattractive, yet worth $315.
Anyone spot a pattern below?
Battlestar Galactica's (the new one) Tahmoh Penikett, shirtless.
The 4400's Patrick Flueger, shirtless.
Ex AFLer Luke Speers, shirtless.
His cuteness Steve Sandvoss, shirtless.
Professional party guest Lincoln Pilcher, shirtless.
College gymnast Justin Spring, shirtless.
David Rich, shirtless, well trouserless.
random fitness models one and two [Via Wet Dreaming].
Oddly unattractive, yet worth $315.
Anyone spot a pattern below?
Battlestar Galactica's (the new one) Tahmoh Penikett, shirtless.
The 4400's Patrick Flueger, shirtless.
Ex AFLer Luke Speers, shirtless.
His cuteness Steve Sandvoss, shirtless.
Professional party guest Lincoln Pilcher, shirtless.
College gymnast Justin Spring, shirtless.
David Rich, shirtless, well trouserless.
random fitness models one and two [Via Wet Dreaming].
Monday, November 22, 2004
My other planet has a ring system
A younger version of Manhunt's homophobic gay stripper Hunter Daniel. From another hunter (tenuous link alert) comes Landy Cannon from the Relic Hunter episode 'The Reel Thing' who played an actor in some Indiana Jones clone film in which he was advised to take his shirt off and get sweaty. Sounds like a good plan. Sadly this is as far as this scene went. The advice on shirts and not wearing them seems to have been taken up on Australian Big Brother where the blond fluff Kaneand Wesley.
Model Brad Kroenig has a surfboard to cover his nakedness and yet fails dismally.
AFLers of today, but now with loose shorts Karl Norman and Andrew Walker. Also in Australia do you remember when Neighbours had good totty like Stephen Hunt?
The new beau of Mrs G, Jonas Armstrong. Can't see the attraction myself.
Sean Faris looking very cute.
Finally if you are in the UK, on Channel 4 tomorrow is 'Presque Rien'. Enjoy.
A younger version of Manhunt's homophobic gay stripper Hunter Daniel. From another hunter (tenuous link alert) comes Landy Cannon from the Relic Hunter episode 'The Reel Thing' who played an actor in some Indiana Jones clone film in which he was advised to take his shirt off and get sweaty. Sounds like a good plan. Sadly this is as far as this scene went. The advice on shirts and not wearing them seems to have been taken up on Australian Big Brother where the blond fluff Kaneand Wesley.
Model Brad Kroenig has a surfboard to cover his nakedness and yet fails dismally.
AFLers of today, but now with loose shorts Karl Norman and Andrew Walker. Also in Australia do you remember when Neighbours had good totty like Stephen Hunt?
The new beau of Mrs G, Jonas Armstrong. Can't see the attraction myself.
Sean Faris looking very cute.
Finally if you are in the UK, on Channel 4 tomorrow is 'Presque Rien'. Enjoy.
Sunday, November 21, 2004
Picture, little Commentary
AFLers Tim Walsh.
It's odd how good people can look from the mouth down but not the mouth up or what a difference time can make if you are Jonathan Dutton.
Rufus Wainwright shirtless.
A rippled and shirtless Blaine Wilson.
Shirtless Westlifers Kian Egan and Nicky Bryne.
Manhunt mole/spy/attempt to make the show interesting Kevin Peake shirtless and in speedos.
Peter Facinelli shirtless.
Quills actors Daniel Ainsleigh and Toby Sawyer roll around in the hay together with some woman in what one can only assume is some sort of cultural thing that the UN would sponsor.
AFLers Tim Walsh.
It's odd how good people can look from the mouth down but not the mouth up or what a difference time can make if you are Jonathan Dutton.
Rufus Wainwright shirtless.
A rippled and shirtless Blaine Wilson.
Shirtless Westlifers Kian Egan and Nicky Bryne.
Manhunt mole/spy/attempt to make the show interesting Kevin Peake shirtless and in speedos.
Peter Facinelli shirtless.
Quills actors Daniel Ainsleigh and Toby Sawyer roll around in the hay together with some woman in what one can only assume is some sort of cultural thing that the UN would sponsor.
Saturday, November 20, 2004
Vote for me
Thanks to the person who nominated me for 'Best LGBT Blog', so like the Boi from Troy might I suggest other categories.
All those AFLers so Best Sports Blog, I live in the UK so Best UK Blog, we have photos so Best Photo Blog or any other category you like, but they don't have Best Blog I only visit to look at pictures on and never comment, sorry.
Thanks to the person who nominated me for 'Best LGBT Blog', so like the Boi from Troy might I suggest other categories.
All those AFLers so Best Sports Blog, I live in the UK so Best UK Blog, we have photos so Best Photo Blog or any other category you like, but they don't have Best Blog I only visit to look at pictures on and never comment, sorry.
Friday, November 19, 2004
Collective Noun of Naked Rugby Players
Frederic Deltour naked and again naked, but it doesn't stop, naked chaps frolicing, Romain Bellion is doing it too, as is Alexis Driollet, guy needing his towel removed, Lionel Gautherie naked, Julian Hans, showing his behind, naked guys frolicing, frolicing with Gregory Mahe and lying down naked with him.
Frederic Deltour naked and again naked, but it doesn't stop, naked chaps frolicing, Romain Bellion is doing it too, as is Alexis Driollet, guy needing his towel removed, Lionel Gautherie naked, Julian Hans, showing his behind, naked guys frolicing, frolicing with Gregory Mahe and lying down naked with him.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
A Big One
I had the, what I thought would be, massive misfortune of channel surfing onto a Cheeky Girls song. As the sky started to darken and rivers ran with blood I noticed this 'song' was called 'Boys and Girls' and featured Andrew Newton Lee who was for a time on Hollyoaks. In between prancing on a stage 'singing' in the Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady style Andrew and some extras dressed only in swimming trunks (one who looks a tad like Alistair Appleton and another who looks oddly familiar) frolic in a pool and finally in a gay music lovers fantasy dunks the Cheeky Girls, holding their heads under water and after holding them under for a bit they turn into chaps.
I must warn you this is a truly dreadful song so mute the sound.
Dan Corsi shirtless with a half naked women, oh how horrific for him.
College basketballer David Lee has a certain something and has worked out how to sit with shorts on the angry boy.
US in Germany boybander John Sutherland showing of some hair and not on his head.
When your boyband frolics are not going so well it is often necessary to resort to getting shirtless and that is just what boyband Natural is doing. Bill's favourite Michael Johnson isn't that shy, seems to be getting his kit off more.
New AFLER Jesse Smith does a photoshoot in which he frolics in the pool and never gets his shirt on, though he does use a towel. The number of pictures of him on Getty Images shirtless with water dripping off his body are even more than I'm showing here. An interested photographer?
For no obvious reason I quite like English rugby player Matt Dawson and when I saw Matt and Ben Kay doing this I took a double take. Positioning is wrong sadly.
James Franco tied to a bed and ball gagged. You leave totty lying around and people go and write on them.
I had the, what I thought would be, massive misfortune of channel surfing onto a Cheeky Girls song. As the sky started to darken and rivers ran with blood I noticed this 'song' was called 'Boys and Girls' and featured Andrew Newton Lee who was for a time on Hollyoaks. In between prancing on a stage 'singing' in the Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady style Andrew and some extras dressed only in swimming trunks (one who looks a tad like Alistair Appleton and another who looks oddly familiar) frolic in a pool and finally in a gay music lovers fantasy dunks the Cheeky Girls, holding their heads under water and after holding them under for a bit they turn into chaps.
I must warn you this is a truly dreadful song so mute the sound.
Dan Corsi shirtless with a half naked women, oh how horrific for him.
College basketballer David Lee has a certain something and has worked out how to sit with shorts on the angry boy.
US in Germany boybander John Sutherland showing of some hair and not on his head.
When your boyband frolics are not going so well it is often necessary to resort to getting shirtless and that is just what boyband Natural is doing. Bill's favourite Michael Johnson isn't that shy, seems to be getting his kit off more.
New AFLER Jesse Smith does a photoshoot in which he frolics in the pool and never gets his shirt on, though he does use a towel. The number of pictures of him on Getty Images shirtless with water dripping off his body are even more than I'm showing here. An interested photographer?
For no obvious reason I quite like English rugby player Matt Dawson and when I saw Matt and Ben Kay doing this I took a double take. Positioning is wrong sadly.
James Franco tied to a bed and ball gagged. You leave totty lying around and people go and write on them.
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
New Lands and New Civilisations
On the web people make up countries and everything that goes with them leaving me to ponder their lack of lives. You could alter some Eighteenth Century bit of paper and get a new president.
In the more of section we have Manchester Uni boy Dominic Willcock who we hope will, and Alex Despatie and his bulge.
In the 'I paid for a professional photographer and got these section' is Mike the Miz aka Mike Mizanin seems to sleep in reed beds.
Old QAF US moment to be viewed while Busted's 'What I go to school for' is playing.
Razorlight's Johnny Borrell shirtless.
Ian Somerhalder shirtless on Lost [Via I think David]
On the web people make up countries and everything that goes with them leaving me to ponder their lack of lives. You could alter some Eighteenth Century bit of paper and get a new president.
In the more of section we have Manchester Uni boy Dominic Willcock who we hope will, and Alex Despatie and his bulge.
In the 'I paid for a professional photographer and got these section' is Mike the Miz aka Mike Mizanin seems to sleep in reed beds.
Old QAF US moment to be viewed while Busted's 'What I go to school for' is playing.
Razorlight's Johnny Borrell shirtless.
Ian Somerhalder shirtless on Lost [Via I think David]
Sunday, November 14, 2004
Boooo
Random cute guys tonight and all from Face the Jury which has nothing to do with Scott Peterson at all (how will we know there is no real news when the media has lost the Peterson trial to fill the void?).
They picked these names not me so here is,
The active kinetic_nrg (his page)
The modest PerfectBrian (his page) and Cuteguy2003 (his page).
The cap happy kAyLoN (his page)
The sounds odd PopLockinPat (his page)
And finally my favourite Duckworth (his page).
I also like Jeremy and Phillie.
Adelaide Crows players Brent Reilly, Tyson Stenglein, and Luke Jericho.
One Tree Hill's Bryan Greenberg in and out and in (with Chaddles) and out and out again of his basketball kit [from here].
Caption time.
Random cute guys tonight and all from Face the Jury which has nothing to do with Scott Peterson at all (how will we know there is no real news when the media has lost the Peterson trial to fill the void?).
They picked these names not me so here is,
The active kinetic_nrg (his page)
The modest PerfectBrian (his page) and Cuteguy2003 (his page).
The cap happy kAyLoN (his page)
The sounds odd PopLockinPat (his page)
And finally my favourite Duckworth (his page).
I also like Jeremy and Phillie.
Adelaide Crows players Brent Reilly, Tyson Stenglein, and Luke Jericho.
One Tree Hill's Bryan Greenberg in and out and in (with Chaddles) and out and out again of his basketball kit [from here].
Caption time.
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Calendar Boys
With that title you can guess where all the below totty comes from (and no shouting Peru to try and be clever).
From Manchester University we have arbitrarily rated by Bill,
6 and 7:
Henry Monsell
Travis Jay
Matt Hood
Matt Irwin
Pete Candler
Pete Beardmore
8 and 9:
Steve Burton
Jack Barnett
George Machin
Tony Mansour
10:
Dominic Willcock
And from Portsmouth Cathedral choir (the older members this isn't FM) we have these three:
Splashy
Sprawled Outy
Bill wants to be sinful with(y)
Do feel free to buy the Portsmouth one because it's for charity. Oh go on.
With that title you can guess where all the below totty comes from (and no shouting Peru to try and be clever).
From Manchester University we have arbitrarily rated by Bill,
6 and 7:
Henry Monsell
Travis Jay
Matt Hood
Matt Irwin
Pete Candler
Pete Beardmore
8 and 9:
Steve Burton
Jack Barnett
George Machin
Tony Mansour
10:
Dominic Willcock
And from Portsmouth Cathedral choir (the older members this isn't FM) we have these three:
Splashy
Sprawled Outy
Bill wants to be sinful with(y)
Do feel free to buy the Portsmouth one because it's for charity. Oh go on.
Friday, November 12, 2004
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Wobble
Quality US education.
If you work in the Tescos in Amersham and look a bit like Corbin Allred please keep wearing those tight trousers.
South American model (or maybe he just likes taking his top off) Rodrigo Calazans wearing small pants, in two colours.
Someone help basketballer Josh Sankes read.
Footballer Tamir Cohen about to get handy.
Flying bulge.
Rufus Wainwright with the mother of all quiffs.
Quality US education.
If you work in the Tescos in Amersham and look a bit like Corbin Allred please keep wearing those tight trousers.
South American model (or maybe he just likes taking his top off) Rodrigo Calazans wearing small pants, in two colours.
Someone help basketballer Josh Sankes read.
Footballer Tamir Cohen about to get handy.
Flying bulge.
Rufus Wainwright with the mother of all quiffs.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
You Raised Me Up
'Colonel, is anything worn under the kilt?'
'No, Ma'am everything's as good as new!'
'If that report isn't in by 5 I'll spank you'
Type in the words you want to search and we'll charge you hundreds of pounds, crash your computer and come up with the wrong answer.
If only this were true about V, I would read more into what Anthony and Kevin are doing rather than the word stupid coming to mind.
As requested an excited shirtless Canadian gymnast Branden McNeill. Not my type but each to their own brand of baby oil. I can't really comment as I find Jason Mraz cute. I don't understand why these two off the Bill are classed as cute either but see the pun potential.
Tom Welling shirtless (well kind of) and not from Smallville.
Ohhhh Harry Judd, like JC and Kevin Richardson giving me a reason to watch derivative pop videos.
From New Zealand come rugby totty Dan Carter and 'actor' Jay Bunyan.
'Colonel, is anything worn under the kilt?'
'No, Ma'am everything's as good as new!'
'If that report isn't in by 5 I'll spank you'
Type in the words you want to search and we'll charge you hundreds of pounds, crash your computer and come up with the wrong answer.
If only this were true about V, I would read more into what Anthony and Kevin are doing rather than the word stupid coming to mind.
As requested an excited shirtless Canadian gymnast Branden McNeill. Not my type but each to their own brand of baby oil. I can't really comment as I find Jason Mraz cute. I don't understand why these two off the Bill are classed as cute either but see the pun potential.
Tom Welling shirtless (well kind of) and not from Smallville.
Ohhhh Harry Judd, like JC and Kevin Richardson giving me a reason to watch derivative pop videos.
From New Zealand come rugby totty Dan Carter and 'actor' Jay Bunyan.
Quicker than a Michael Moore DVD went in the Bargain Bin on November 3
Last year's Big Brother US 'star' Nathan Marlow isn't apparently a great fan of men liking men so let's really annoy him by imaging him in naughty positions. Nathan is of course not trying in any way to look attractive to other men and is shirtless for...ummm...some reason...Tyler Chase Harper likes it?
Matthew Albrecht was/is a Canadian gymnast. I don't know much more than that so here's some more pictures.
Smallville and Jamie (whatever that is, yes I know it's a name) star Micah Alberti (no that's not a paint colour) going as shirtless as I can find.
DWI boy in odd speedo underwater action.
All because Bill likes blond totty, here is Telespy's caps of Hollyoaks' Dan Cryer again but now in only a towel.
Last year's Big Brother US 'star' Nathan Marlow isn't apparently a great fan of men liking men so let's really annoy him by imaging him in naughty positions. Nathan is of course not trying in any way to look attractive to other men and is shirtless for...ummm...some reason...Tyler Chase Harper likes it?
Matthew Albrecht was/is a Canadian gymnast. I don't know much more than that so here's some more pictures.
Smallville and Jamie (whatever that is, yes I know it's a name) star Micah Alberti (no that's not a paint colour) going as shirtless as I can find.
DWI boy in odd speedo underwater action.
All because Bill likes blond totty, here is Telespy's caps of Hollyoaks' Dan Cryer again but now in only a towel.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Sad Sixteen
If Tyler Chase Harper of San Diego thinks freedom of speech lets him wear a T shirt saying 'Homosexuality is shameful', I want to say Tyler get laid, please. Oh and I would be more ashamed to a 16 be a prat who sues schools that don't let him be a bigot than sleep with men. Actually Tyler it's fun, you should try it. Of course I can't see many people of either sex finding a bigot that attractive...
Bill recommends (and has just finished reading) Scar by China Mieville, and Night's Dawn Trilogy by Peter F Hamilton.
Big Brother US's Drew Daniel does lots of things shirtless.
Go have a look at Twen2y4se7en's 'big news' which is as Muchy said that Thom 'the reason for watching their videos Evans has left and been replaced with a Guy Morgan who likes 'Chicken (any type)'...off to Famous Males you go. What makes this even funnier in a schadenfreude (if that's how you spell it) way is how badly they've Stalinist airbrushed him onto the site.
If you know of any other naff boybands I haven't taken the p*ss...promoted do tell me.
When I left Dan Corsi ready for tonight little did I suspect some woman would play with him. Another example of the shirtless totty tied up meme that is so common at present is Tom Welling on Smallville. For someone who can bend steel Clark does get tied up a lot.
Will Estes shower seems to use baby oil instead of water.
From Art comes Brandy boy Remy Martin who goes for the one size too small top thing. On tight clothing here's triathlete (if that's the right word) Craig Mottram in absolutely nothing to the imagination outfits they wear.
Chris Evans shirtless, again.
A swimming orgy of DWI Phelps, Aaron Persil (as if that joke hasn't been done hundreds of times before) and Markus Rogan.
Finally someone has capped James O'Shea shirtless [Zany's caps].
If Tyler Chase Harper of San Diego thinks freedom of speech lets him wear a T shirt saying 'Homosexuality is shameful', I want to say Tyler get laid, please. Oh and I would be more ashamed to a 16 be a prat who sues schools that don't let him be a bigot than sleep with men. Actually Tyler it's fun, you should try it. Of course I can't see many people of either sex finding a bigot that attractive...
Bill recommends (and has just finished reading) Scar by China Mieville, and Night's Dawn Trilogy by Peter F Hamilton.
Big Brother US's Drew Daniel does lots of things shirtless.
Go have a look at Twen2y4se7en's 'big news' which is as Muchy said that Thom 'the reason for watching their videos Evans has left and been replaced with a Guy Morgan who likes 'Chicken (any type)'...off to Famous Males you go. What makes this even funnier in a schadenfreude (if that's how you spell it) way is how badly they've Stalinist airbrushed him onto the site.
If you know of any other naff boybands I haven't taken the p*ss...promoted do tell me.
When I left Dan Corsi ready for tonight little did I suspect some woman would play with him. Another example of the shirtless totty tied up meme that is so common at present is Tom Welling on Smallville. For someone who can bend steel Clark does get tied up a lot.
Will Estes shower seems to use baby oil instead of water.
From Art comes Brandy boy Remy Martin who goes for the one size too small top thing. On tight clothing here's triathlete (if that's the right word) Craig Mottram in absolutely nothing to the imagination outfits they wear.
Chris Evans shirtless, again.
A swimming orgy of DWI Phelps, Aaron Persil (as if that joke hasn't been done hundreds of times before) and Markus Rogan.
Finally someone has capped James O'Shea shirtless [Zany's caps].
Saturday, November 06, 2004
'There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences'
See if you know, can work out or Google this quote. Congrats to the two people who got the last one (which was William Blake) and the one who got 'Run mad with too much Happiness'.
'Kerry won, no really he did and I'll make up a very convoluted reason why he didn't really but all you Lefties like being lied to so who cares?'
Read a book, get oral sex...the library is that way.
After destroying pensions, paying doctors to prescribe the cheapest drugs possible and generally acting like a South American dictatorship we have another New Labour success.
MTV Undressed totty Elias Saikaly seems to sit around shirtless a great deal. Another case of unimaginative photographer disease?
Republiek van Suid-Afrika's Schalk Burger who is blond so obviously of not attraction to me at all.
Kyle Lowder helps Bryan Dattilo play with his pole.
Via his Telespyness comes Dan Cryer who has replaced Kristian by looking almost the same and wearing almost the same shorts.
The Phixx boys now they have ditched the ugly one will soon probably be getting shirtless and covering some songs (badly). Phixx aren't that bad and Chris and Andrew have that less obvious tottiness than the other two.
The Pop Poll was won by Mark of V closely followed by Thom of Twen2y 4 Se7en (see my promotion works) and in last place came Ben Jelen (no taste you lot).
Want another poll or has the idea died faster than an aged terrorist?
See if you know, can work out or Google this quote. Congrats to the two people who got the last one (which was William Blake) and the one who got 'Run mad with too much Happiness'.
'Kerry won, no really he did and I'll make up a very convoluted reason why he didn't really but all you Lefties like being lied to so who cares?'
Read a book, get oral sex...the library is that way.
After destroying pensions, paying doctors to prescribe the cheapest drugs possible and generally acting like a South American dictatorship we have another New Labour success.
MTV Undressed totty Elias Saikaly seems to sit around shirtless a great deal. Another case of unimaginative photographer disease?
Republiek van Suid-Afrika's Schalk Burger who is blond so obviously of not attraction to me at all.
Kyle Lowder helps Bryan Dattilo play with his pole.
Via his Telespyness comes Dan Cryer who has replaced Kristian by looking almost the same and wearing almost the same shorts.
The Phixx boys now they have ditched the ugly one will soon probably be getting shirtless and covering some songs (badly). Phixx aren't that bad and Chris and Andrew have that less obvious tottiness than the other two.
The Pop Poll was won by Mark of V closely followed by Thom of Twen2y 4 Se7en (see my promotion works) and in last place came Ben Jelen (no taste you lot).
Want another poll or has the idea died faster than an aged terrorist?
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