Doing Blue

Great minds of our time Lee Ryan and Duncan James haven't much talent...well they can sing (a bit) and look pretty (in a thin oik kind of way).

In summary not great rocket scientists but they look pretty.

Another blue (see here's the link) is actor Callum who does pensive, worried, and US Customs.

Not as silly as Government propaganda...sorry information films

While the BBC scares us all about global warming, and the Government tells us what to do in disaster situations (like a New Labour victory in 2005) [cheers Jim].

Gerry Signorelli and his mates seem to like getting shirtless and writing on their bodies...must be an American thing.

Francesco Coco can fly.

Michael Phelps needs to replace the elastic on his swimming short thingys...poor lad gets so tired out...bit of a poser though.

Ryan Thomas of Corrie can't act but can strip.

This is the job I want...and David Cann. [baton caps (I think)]

James Lafferty of One Tree Hill can be my boytoy if he wants.

Hollyoaks gets naughty again as Matt Milburn and Max Brown get into their pants...well down to them. Max is leaving sadly. [Telespy caps]

Questions for those unable to sleep

If gay men are supposed to have good taste explain Will Young's dress sense.

As Michael Moore's films are worse than Fox News for accuracy why do people believe them?

Why do I find Matt from Busted attractive?

Why do people so often confuse the right of free speech with the right to say things unchallenged?

Is it sad to like Huey Lewis and the News?

Am I sad to think the chap on the Fanta ad is cute?

Are my cats the only ones who are whistled for (and do they think they're dogs)?

Is chocolate sauce or whipped cream better? And are you really sad if you use diet whipped cream?

Tempting fate (aka it's too hot to sleep)

If you know of any cute chaps in the [start dramatic music]'real world' [stop dramatic music] Email away or use the comments and we'll create a totty guide to the planet. I suspect this will go the way of every bit (bar Mr Jones' body hair) of interaction I add here but I'll keep trying...

Oxford:

Starbucks in Borders (in fact all over Borders).
Upstairs in WH Smiths.
Angel and Greyhound on St Clements (evening staff).
Gap.
Waterstones (second floor).
Blackwells Norrington Room (they're PC prats but some are cute).

High Wycombe (don't ask):

Safeways (I hope you get to see Matt) and the attached Bistro thingy.

Banbury:

Debenhams (especially the cute blond chap in see through shirts).

Kidlington:

Sainsburys.

Add away.

Look at me, look at me

To: Tony Blair.
From: Bill (and all straight women and bi and gay men)

Dear Git,

Please could you take a minute off sexing (in the wrong way) up reports and giving work to companies that donate to New Labour and enact a law urgently. The law is the Taking Off Shirt Act. It requires all attractive men to take of their shirts (shorts, pants too if they want) when they have the flimiest excuse and ugly men (and that really spotty oik that was walking down Hythe Bridge Street today...if I wanted to see a human body covered in acne I'd go to a Doctor Who convention) must cover up all of their bodies (and face too would be good).

Yours wishing you'd die painfully,

Bill

PS You know what your real crime is Phoney, it's that you make Michael Howard look like a decent man.

Felipe Matarazzo

Felipe has a fotoblog and allegedly a Brazilian model.

Not that that is of any importance...clothes are a nuisance
...ok a baseball hat's OK (but back to front?)...he likes just hanging around and looking hard.

Here's a montage of Felipe.

Let's get ready to fumble

Whilst the Democrats are picking John Kerry to lose against Bush so Hillary can run in '08, Corrie has a new hard nut Eastender called...er...Rupert Hill, Blazin Squader Kenzie (it's what he wants to be called...other want to call him other things like 'talentless' and 'oik') wears too big 'bling' for his scrawny body, gymnast Guard Young assumes the position, rugby player Josh Lewsey gets attacked by a bear, Kristian Digby and Tom Ashton take a moment off from my house work, here's Mark Pugh a model (and a fireman on Trumpton) and I ponder if 'he's a surfer' (well it's all I got on the Email the picture was attached to (OK it was better than 'a swimmer')) is enough to describe Ben Skinner.

A quick game of spot the fake.

Is it this one?

Or is it this one?

Patrik Kristiansson og sig enkelt vidare till stavhoppsfinalen (twice)from Sweden and nadjas första seniormedalj which is very hard and involved lots of baby oil.

Random Totty of Today

Football totty Jonathan Spector kicking a ball, in his kit, and dribbling.

UK running totty Tim Benjamin runs with an odd expression.

Tennis player Juan Carlos Ferroro getting felt up.

Now in Charmed (or Buffy lite) Drew Fuller being felt up in a DeCocteau classic Voodoo Academy after he spent the might rubbing his chest, his pant line and finally his bits. Perhaps that's why he needed a bath later.

Doped up cyclist David Millar showing some of his chest and his cycling kit.

Angel totty Christian Kane shirtless in a hot tub, in a field, and in bed (what's his other hand doing).

AFLers Aaron Rogers and Ryan O'Keefe (excited chap).

Singer Gavin DeGraw gets shirtless.

A lot more useful than Home Office leaflets

From David DeCoteau's epic Brotherhood (more pictures) Matt Ebin wanders around in open shirts, can't work out collars, and gets accosted by a chap in PVC.

This is Will Young's twin Rupert...no really it is.

How I want to remember Paul Cattermole.

Aboriginal totty Andrew Clark Murray on the left.

A few presents for people. Kip Gamblin for Mrs G to search for when she gets back from her jolly, Chris Carmack for Val, and Tom Welling for all his fans.

Ex porn star now Hungarian Olympic wrestler Gergo Szabo (aka Sergio Foster).

Playing Alexander the Great's bit of totty Paul Telfer (nice legs).

UK jumping totty Chris Tomlinson looking silly.

PS the Stanford Swimmers Wallpaper will be deleted to free up tons of webspace so save them whilst you can.

It's totty

Prince's Bride's Luke Malby in rather flowing boxers which still lets him get excited.

Matthew Marsden all sweaty and Greek.

Auburn University's American football team practicing...what I leave to your imagination but there boys are buff.

Stanford's (yes again (well they like getting their kit off and I'm not going to complain)) Tony Azevedo. Tony was in the last Olympics but seemingly not this one.

Adam Rickitt with his kit off.

I was in 5ive you know.

His sexiness Trent Croad.

David Shannon is an actor or so I'm told.

Island at War's Sam Heughan was in a version of Alexander the Great's life and gets to dress up in armour (anyone know who that is with him?) and other costumes.

On TV totty

As I tend to post things after a programme has been on TV some miss the shows and then moan so here's a few things to watch.

Today on Channel 4 there is Extreme Archeology or perve Mike Weeks (8pm) and the truly dreadful (apart from the totty) Valentine (10pm), and on ITV there is Island at War with Sam (as above), Laurence 'I'm James Fox's son' Fox, and the German governor who keeps mentioning 'the invader in me'.

Tomorrow there is Dani in prison with Prisoner Cell Block H's The Freak (C5 at 6pm) and Aliens (C5 at 10pm) which imho is the best Alien film and has that waking up from sleeper pod scene (proof that Bill Paxton is cute).

Stocks and Shares

This blog is worth B$1,733.33

I wonder if it would be worth more if I had a Butler in the Buff.

Politics

I occasionally make political(ish) posts when things annoy me.

If you want to respond please feel free as long as you don't act liked a Liberal Democrat. If that sort of thing isn't for you scroll on to the totty.

If you really are into politics Campfire has a politics board as does Famousmales.

It is of course a requirement to be rude about the BNP.

A minor update

As shockingly people actually responded to 'Bed or Dead' here's another 'Bed' chappy David Paisley. I'll try and post more every so often. PS Alex have you seen Tom Lenk in 'The Boy Next Door'? If not have a lookie here.

Jesse Metcalfe again as I like people who say thank you (and I think I can bribe people with pictures lol).

For 'Ohh commenting is oh so scary' people here tennis totty Robby Ginepri, model/actor/did naughty things to James vann der Forehead Ian Somerhalder, and Theirry Pepin not showing his bits and [nudity caveat] showing them.

Why I hate the extreme left

A few days ago one of the leaders of the antiwar movement Lindsey German, said that 'There are more important things to the people of this country like the situation in Palestine...'.

What was more less important?

The imprisonment, torture, and murder of homosexuals.

This is not an isolated incident. The mayor of London Ken Livingstone invited a man who calls homosexuality a depraved and abominable practice and suggesting that homosexuals be put to death to cleanse Islamic society of 'perverted elements' to London and then criticised those who were against his views.

Touching their concern for minorities...

commentary

As if the prove how useful commenting is (Tony I'm looking for yours) here from a 'bed' list comes Jason Behr being felt up in an Italian commercial. Sadly the source video was not that great and after playing (with the video) these are the best I got.

Our hero tries to go through passport control but they want him to take off his shirt.

Then off with his jeans.

Then a quick feel up.


Going lower.

Quick pash and off Jason goes.

They could have at least strip searched him.

PS sorry about the naff 'Billcaps' thing but people were nicking my caps and not giving me credit and claiming they did it...tw*ts).

Bed or Dead

It's a silly pub game but let's see if my hundreds of daily visitors will join in.

All you have to do is come up with two groups those you would like to bed (translation for BNP voters 'have sex with...no not you hand...what the rest of us that don't vote for racist apes have sex with...yes another human being...no your bed doesn't count') and those you would like to see dead (no this isn't a dead pool so don't panic).

Oh and the 'bed' section may point me at certain bits of totty I've missed...and no I'm not posting Aaron Carter or Clavin Goldspink so no Emails.

Grooch Twins

Australia's Grooch Twins, naked on rocks, naked on other rocks, naked on...you guessed it..another rock.

The blond one clothed and shirtless.

Today's Totty that is Random

Teenaged (but legal) US football (the one that you kick the ball in not that odd version of rugby they play in the colonies) Danny Szetela.

Model Kyle Black who has wait for it black hair.

US soap stars David Lago, the cutesome Jesse Metcalfe (more and more and more (oh and one more)), assorted Passions totty, and Justin 'we'll all be voting for' Hartley.

US actor Michael Trucco who is involved in some odd shirtless frolic in which he gets painted by the fat receptionist from ER.

Tom 'that Gay Show' Ashton in short trunks on a beach.

US college gymnast Adam Pummer legs open, excited, and frolicing with other gymnasts.

His hairiness Andrea again.

Alex Carter, Lee from Hollyoaks, not my type but some people's.

Not joking

Phoney has appointed Peter Mandelson as our next EU commissioner.

No I'm not joking. He's been that arrogant.

Selected silliness

and

Whichever way your partisan goes go see My Land (it is worth it).

His hairiness 2

Andrea Casiraghi as a present for someone's someone, and here's another.

Today's Totty

Following my desire for the novel here's Drew from US Big Brother yet again.

Not my type of totty but by request here's Kyal Marsh (blond) and Ben Nichols from the Australian soap Neighbours (who I am told are both over 17). Kyal hasn't realised that all the weights make his body far too big for his head.

Gary Lucy of Hollyoaks and Footballer's Tarts frolicing in bed.

Soon to lose their record contract pop band Pop! out on the town with Paul 'I really, really, really have let myself go' Cattermole.

Dark Angel's William Gregory Lee who has Benjamin Mackenzie's expression range, angry, pensive and smug...that's it (OK his range is one more than Ben's).

Bill's favourite bit of US gym totty Steve McCain, has a nice body, a very nice body, and welcoming.

Another request footballer Alan Smith him of the dye job. He's Alan shirtless twice.

South American model totty Jose Fidalgo.

Ex DeCocteau totty Sean Faris oddly could act and look cute too. Sean is very cute.

Untimely Meditations

Which philosopher are you?

I am Thomas Hobbes with added Friedrich Nietzsche.

Some things are timeless as circa 1670 Hobbes wrote 'Sometimes justice cannot be had without money'.

PS all that quote and date may be slightly off. Blame vodka.

Pure slander

I found this:

Faliraki was oozing with the best that tottyland had to offer.

I can assure my readers that (a) Faliraki is a tacky resort and (b) I can offer a lot better than that.

Oh and yes it is probably libel but slander sounds ruder (in my head anyway).

More evidence

Here's more visuals so you can determine if Steve Jones of T4 looks better with or without hair (or just to perve) and Steve is excited about it too.

Today's Totty

Britney testing her latest purchase.

Ben Unwin of Home and Away as he was with hair.

Avirl's band totty Evan Taubenfeld.

Matthew Marsden again.

Cricket totty Andrew Flintoff playing with his ball.

New Corrie and ex Family Affair's bit of rough Rupert Hill.

Actor Andreas Wilson...that's all I know...

US Big Brother totty Drew Daniel shirtless and as a cowboy.

Italian cyclist Filippo Pozzato appeals not just because he's blond and athletic...well it is just that.

Via Boy from Troy US college footballer Brandon Hance showing the value of a make over.

AFLers Blake Grima, Steven Armstrong and Scott Thompson who cute blond and tall, has a nice body (in a not too muscular way), has nice legs and likes kissing men.

Bartosz Kizierowski is a Polish swimmer with a talent for blowing and plastic wear.

Random Totty of Today

Big Brother US's Drew all hot and sweaty. Another 'reality' TV 'star' Kyle Brandt manages to shower but stay dry.

More Desmond Harrington of the Hole.

The US Olympic water polo team of the 70s?

Kiwi kid's TV star Lee Donoghue from the odd Atlantis High in which he got shirtless, wore odd but revealing clothes on his own and in a group.

Shirtless Phixx are now missing someone (well if the ugly one leaves is it a lose).

Australian Jake Wall, model, arm furniture, cute chap shirtless with writing on his chest. And he's not alone, alone at all.

Buffy and Dinotopia's Wentworth Miller.

Matthew Marsden got cocky and I tired him out.

Hairy beasty but naff actor Zen Gesner.

Cute Canadian actor Christopher Jacot.

Vote Justin

You vill all go to ze Soaphunks site unt vote for Justin Hartley.

Here's why.

The Hole

The Hole was on TV last night (and not a description of Eastenders). Here's three bits of totty from the film.

Laurence 'I'm a better actor than my dad but that's not hard' Fox and Desmond Harrington shirtless together.

Laurence Fox naked [usual nudity caveat] back and front [Cheers to Tony]

Desmond shirtless on his own.

Daniel Brocklebank shirtless and doing that scrunched up face he does in all his films.

Please feel free to add as many puns as you want involving 'hole', or 'holes' in the comments.

Random Totty of Today

Ian Bohen is a cute bit of fluff who has been in some minor TV fluff including Young Hercules.

Thundertotty are go. Here's Dominic Colenso, Lex Shrapnel, Philip Winchester and Ben Torgerson.

Via Tony comes Island at War's (or Island surrender to the Germans and be very stiff upper lipped about it) Sam Heughan looking very ancient Greek.

Luke Mably of Prince's something and 24 Hours Later shirtless.

Afrikaner running totty Louis Van Zyl looking all concentrating like.

Warning

Carved in dough himself Kane/Cain is going to be heavily featured in Home and away this week as he SPOILER get's Kip's bit of fluff...I forget her name...Danny? sent down SPOILER ENDS. So book the sick buckets.

Poor Sam...diet...get wig...visit dentist...face life (with crane)...

Give nudity a chance...Mike

Some people are strange, some say silly (and obviously wrong) things and some are left pondering the major questions in life (like we know John Kerry married for money but what did his wife marry for?).

While I'm pondering where my Mike Weeks caps are (500 visits a day and not one of you could cap Mike...ahhh Mike ahhh) and why someone is running searches like this one and most importantly how can I end this rambling post...I'm sober too...ok soberish.

The point of this post apart from the digs at Sir Elton, that Heinz woman and highlighting the odd searches is that I will be updating a few thing sin the morrow and if you want your site linked to this is your last chance.

I apologise in advance for the tragic innuendos that will appear when I post pictures about the cast of The Hole...oh come on it's so easy...a bit like a Clinton White House intern.

And finally and this is important due to usage levels the webspace that holds the pictures will go down for 12 odd hours if we go over their bandwidth limit. This at present hasn't led to account(s) being cancelled (and we all know Netscape are a wonderful company, make epic browsers and should really have taken AOL over if it hadn't been for Bill Gates) but it may. So please avoid borrowing my bandwidth.

Calling Mr Jones

Totty question of the day is do you prefer Steve Jones of T4 with or without chest hair (or do you think he's 'an ugly Welsh gimp' (I'm hoping they are using the male sex slave meaning rather than the incompetent, stupid' one))?

Climbing totty

Michael Weeks of Extreme Archaeology (not that this is becoming an obsession but if he can do that on a cliff in a bed...) is on TV tonight (hint...send me caps...hint). Well would you rather watch Where the Heart if than Mike...Mike...not obsessed...Mike...

Random Totty of Today

Boyband V are hip to hip...well if you mistake superglue for baby oil.. I have a thing for Kevin (though he is so camp (well not as much as Aaron but that would be impossible)) and Mark and not just because the two of them are the only ones who can sing or is that sin.

Texan singing totty Ryan Cabrera is rather cute even if he does have big hair.

AFLers David Teague and Anthony Koutoufides are very tactile with each other. Another cute AFLer is Daniel Cross
(more).

US athletic totty Paul Terek.

US soap star Marty West doing something interesting between another chaps legs.

Play spot the balls with Corrie's Ryan Thomas, Family Affairs' Sam Barriscale gets his kit off and ex Corrie's Chris Finch with his top off [Baton Caps].

Michael Phelps finds his shorts are coming off.

Druggie Dell boy Ben Curtis.

'Welsh' Simply The Best contestants Michael Press (L) and Matt Maclean (R) (who must be part of the Merthyr Tydfil Macleans) played games with Tim Vincent.

Maik

Scandinavian cute one Maik Roth is a model...and he models...naked. But they do that sort of thing in Scandinavia on fur rugs (wouldn't Jake be upset), covered in blankets, on bed, or just nude.

Jake

Hairy, Dunst dating, Donnie Darko starring Jake Gyllenhaal may be politically correct (in a nice way) but oddly that's not why Bill has an interest in him. Jake and I would make such pretty babies.

Random Totty of Today

Basketballer Luke Jackson who looks a bit like Tom Everett Scott but I think is cuter. He also looks a tad vacant which is good with active totty.

More of yesterday's totty Jaime Scott, and Jay K Johnson.

While Eric Balfour tries his hardest to look hard, Sean Faris gets his kit off, aspiring big jawed actor Eric Srenson could fit a lot in his mouth and Orlando Stone (AK Bloom)looks cute in ugly clothes and an ugly room.

Norwegian swimming totty Anders Wold shows off his birthday suit, front, back and front again.

Home and Away's multiple dumpee Mitch Firth, he may look like a gerbil but his body is a whole galaxy better than Kane/Cain.

Getting ready for a threesome swimmers Michael Phelps and Ian Crocker. [Via Outsports]

Blogger

The new Blogger system is so pants.

Random Totty of Today

As I ponder how cute that chap on the BBC Open Golf advert is here's today's totty.

Ben Frain was in the film Elizabeth where he nearly rammed it hard into Geoffrey Rush but then Geoffrey stuck it in him.

TV presenters can be cute as Steve Jones of T4, Dermott O'Leary of Big Brother's Little Brother's Aunt's cat (who frolics in a paddling pool) [DaveID caps], and Alistair Appleton.

Some chap called Kip Gamblin in bed with some woman.

I'm not a sports fan but I would share the showers with pole vaulters Josh Campbell from Canada and German Chiaraviglio of the Argentine (more and more) , UK divers Peter Waterfield and Leon Taylor (here's Leon again) and two unknown ones .

Singers Josh Groban from the US and Jamie Scott from the US.

Models Matt Paetz (again) from the US [via Val], a US model who needs a new agent, L'Enfant baby all grown up Stelios Havatsias shirtless and excited, and Will Chalker (with his cat) [via cute Welsh chap].

US gymnast Jason Gatson.

US actor Jay K Johnson with his kit off.


Well D'Oh

The BBC has found out that the British National Party are a load of racist thugs. Never.

The Tories are unlikely to win two formerly strong New Labour seats because the left of New Labour vote Lib Dem and the Lib Dems will  claim a victory and the end of the Tories. Never.

 

Random Totty of Today

Sporting totty in the guise of AFLer Amon Buchanan who has one of those cute round 'cheeky' faces and looks good without his shirt off, very good.

South African hurdler Wouter le Roux.

Back to the Stanford Swimming Team and their size too small speedos.

[Via dreamcaps]

TV totty in the form of Chris 'OC' Carmack, Freddie V Jason/Smallville/Dark Angel's Jesse Hutch, Smallville's Sean Faris and Eastenders (ak No smile Square) Spencer Moon, Cavegirl's TJ Sorrell, Christopher Parker (Spot the extra tyre).

Found this!!

We're being watched.

Random Totty of Today

In the sporting totty collection we have:

Australian runner Matt Davies, UK runner Richard Buck, and US pole vaulter Toby Stevenson.

South African rugby boys Schalk Burger and Joe van Niekerk

Stanford University swimming team who are slowly becoming adopted by this blog in a group and solo.

In the soap totty collection we have:

Australia is represented by Home and Away's Beau Brady.

The UK is represented by Family Affairs (and soon Corrie)'s Rupert Hill and Hollyoaks' Kevin Sacre.

From the US we have Passions' Justin Hartley, Ryan McPartlin, and Seth Hall.

Days' Kyle Brandt (who was shirtless on MTV Real World), Kyle Lowder (and his body), Eric Winter and Jason Cook who looks cute even looking silly.

Guiding Light's Marty West (during and after shots...possibly).

And finally Heath Ledger shows us his [nudity alert] bits, twice.

Stanford Swimming Totty

I culled some wallpaper size pictures off a screensaver the Stanford Swimming Team (they are at a top US university but haven't worked out that Speedos don't go on your head) but with their Speedos not fitting that well (it mustn't been an issue as their Speedo shorts don't either) a frontal view is good. After a long hard...swim you get to use the hot tub.

My favourite photo is this one. I have no idea why.

[Credit to whoever took the very professional photos]

Random Totty of Today

Comic and DJ Alex Zane looking cute.

US swimmer Ben Michaelson filling his Speedo suit thingy.

Charlie Simpson...ahhhh Charlie ahhhh with a feeble attempt at a beard.

Ian Thorpe looking hairy and tired.

French rugby players Julian Hans and Morgan Souply lieing around nude, and you get the occasional view of their bits.

Extreme Archaeology (and this time it was extreme)'s Mike Weeks shirtless (but in the distance).

Sean Patrick Flannery shirtless.

Michael Phelps getting felt up and showing his package.

UK runner Tim Benjamin has an odd nose but those thighs...

Ex US soap star Don Jeffcoat seems to have sadly fallen of the totty registry which is a shame.

US soap star Ryan 'I was in LA7' McPartlin.

Big Brother US totty Drew and there's two of him.

Scoody Doo's Matthew Lillard gets tied up, as Northshore's Corey Servier looks camp, as South American 'star' Eduardo Renta has big hair, and McFly decide to chain.

Josh Groban may be a bit of a geek but a hairy one.

My private sex slave Kip Gamblin is getting a tad podgy and is shaving but tosses his hair seductively and I keep him up all night.

Random Totty of Today

While I await Mike Weeks going deep into a hole here's today's various examples of totty.

Guy Burnett shirtless and looking doped up (or perhaps I was too tough on the poor chap last night).

UK olympic swimming totty James Gibson may have a big nose (well it's a prerequisite for swimmers)but I still want to get close and then closer to his body.

While Bill is imagining James and Michael Phelps in a threesome with him (well look what those new Speedo bodysuits can show up (love the audience too)) here's cute Australian swimmer Matt Welsh and an unnamed US college swimmer (anyone know who he is...I think he's from the University of Kansas) too.

Keeping on with the Swimming kick here's the Delta State swimming team (wherever that is) and a blond Stanford swimmer. [Both via Outsports]

The cutest human being on this planet, Trent Croad.

Nearly as cute is Tadhg Kennelly who Bill prefers with more hair but isn't that fussed.


AFLer Adam Hunter shirtless and in AFLs fetishlike kit...and before you think I'm odd (don't all shout 'too late') I get requests for AFLers IN their kit not out of it.

Ryan Kwanten in his latest show Summerland so Mrs G and her posse can discuss his 'acting'. [From (and more at) Gallery of Celebrities]

50,000

This blog has had 50,000 visitors and about ten commenters.

You do the maths.

The two Johnnys

As I can't sleep...room must be too hot or cold or something...I went on a web wander (as you do) and visited Instapundit and was a tad surprised to see posts about the love between John Kerry and John Edwards (well if you were married to Mrs Ketchup by marriage you'd stray too) and that people are talking about it.

If the Democrats had searched and searched they couldn't have found two men so open to parody.

Hollyoaks bondage

In case you missed Hollyoaks late night thing and thus never got to see Matt Milburn naked in a launderette with Kevin Sacre keeping his eyes up, and Kevin and Matt going to an S&M club, getting undressed and then getting kitted up as master and slave (they said that on the show...as if I'd know about those things) and getting down to it.

Bad Lad's Army or a bit at rough at boot camp

Caveat: Nudity alert in some pictures.

As if nude with skateboard was a sign of hardness this sad attempt to use minor thrills like male behinds over and over again, then a chest shot, oh what is he fiddling with there...oh then they get naked...well at least the one on the right is vaguely attractive...well vaguely...and he's naked...and now getting felt up...naked again...then the great minds cover up...a clever lot eh?

Random Totty of Today

US swimming totty Michael Phelps looking all lickable and wearing tight shorts.

Ryan Cartwright looking silly.

A present via Email US gymnast Jon Horton.

Five oiks and one showing their crack.

Flames, links, requests and accidental empires

When in 1603 James VI of Scotland came to take over his southern colonies he was attacked with the snide remark 'Rex fuit Elizabeth, nunc est regina Jacobus'('Elizabeth was King, now James is Queen' though I may have got the tense wrong). I have had some less intelligent nasty emails. Just to be fair Emails are traceable and if you send nasty ones, modest sex gods (like me) will use the header to get an IP address and then report you to your ISP and won't your probation officer be upset when you get chucked off AOL (at least use a good ISP). Oh calling me a 'faggot' or 'unnartel' [sic] really hurts...oh but it does...I might cry...I want my mummy... You do know you can't undermine something you don't understand.

I have a few links to add but if there are any you'd like added (even if it's just so your parents/wife doesn't see it in your 'Favorites' [sic]) Email me.

To the greedy person who wanted more and more and more and then more pictures of Kenzie from Blazin Squad (why?)here you are. I'm not really a requests personage as this is really for current pictures but before I clear up my hard disk I might just be nice.

On a blog where only a few, a happy few, a band of brothers (and Mrs G and Laura) use the comments here I go suggesting people contribute to things. Well here goes. If you are looking for places to get to know people with similar interests (no not Tunbridge Wear ('cheap as chips')) you could go visit Dreamcaps if you are in the colonies or Fibre Optic if you are in septred Isles. Seriously things change when you realise you are not alone.

And finally (if you have bothered to read this far) I saw Kevin Sacre and Matt Milburn in vinyl pants tonight...more to follow.

Random Totty of Today

Will Kemp making me wonder where's the nearest bed.

Jared Padalecki looking cutesome.

Tony from V looking ready, willing and able for my visit, while the other band members simply look silly.

Now you'll be shocked but here's Ryan Kwanten again. Here's he in Home and Away and naked today.

Essex and England cricketer James Foster is rather cute and corruptible but I can't at present think of a cricket/sex pun.

Leandro Becker, nude, ohh you can see his pubes (what's he doing with his hands?)and looking shagged out. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (it'll make you go blind). All bow down to Tony for those...

After I've savaged Will Young he recovers well, tries to look hard, and his chest needs a licking.

Andrea

His nudeness of Monaco Andrea Casiraghi was all cutesome and smooth but has now become a rather hairy chappy. Andrea is at least for me one of those chaps that is very cute looks far too feminine. Well he seems to like girls who don't like shirts so I'll never have to deal with that issue.

Shane Crawford

AFLer Shane Crawford doesn't seem to like shirts or pants, and to be just plain naked (or even sitting naked on a cooler).

[Geri's caps]

Random Totty of Today

Jake Gyllenhaal proving the value of wet T-shirts.

South American model Alejandro Chaban.

British Olympic swimming totty Ian Edmond looks much better with longer hair, so does his colleague Todd Cooper, well OK with a new hairstyle. Or do you prefer James Cracknell?

Mr Britney Kevin Federline isn't up to Jason Alexander's standard.

Greedy Mrs Gamblin's bit on the side the very, very smoothFrank Lampard. Well at least Ryan Kwanten is safe...yeah right.

American footballer Eric Crouch.

German TV totty Oliver Pocher and German 'I look like someone but Bill can't remember who' Model Jens.

Steve 'I never do pictures with my shirt on' Sandvoss and he also wears curtains, well if you run out of clothes...as you do.

American model Christopher has these three portfolio thingys 1 2 3.

Telespy's caps of Hollyoaks' Guy Burnet looking all wet and shirtless.

Eric

Eric Martsolf is an American soap actor probably not chosen for his acting ability, but ability to look cute while doing macho and leather.

Random Totty of Today

Britney's new bit of totty Kevin Federline.

British rower Matt Langridge.

Hollyoaks totty Marcus Patrick and Guy Burnet.

Hayden Christensen in the shower.

Charlie Simpson of Busted frolicing in and out of the pool all shirtless and that. We can get *tragic pun alert* behind him.

Footballer Giuseppe Rossi, new Man U playing totty.

Ian Thorpe for Coppertone.

Model Billy Martin who hasn't given his child a silly name just looked cute.

Ex Home and Away totty Ryan Kwanten.

Actor Paul Telfer looking cute as a rebellious slave.

A bit of culture

Retarded Disfigured Clown by Justin Furstenfeld

Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes, lessons learned and gradually surfacing, letting go, striping naked to scream. I am not perfect nor do I strive to be. I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns. I am retarded disfigured clown dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall. I am an equal being of no race or colour, a hallucination if you will sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better.

Random Totty of Today

AFLers Matt Carr nearly losing his shorts, Jordan Lewis, and Aaron Henneman.

Andy Roddick learns positions.

Hairy beasties Ian Thorpe (not camp at all), and Ben Cohen [Telespy cap].

Actors Hayden Christiansen, and Tom Ward.

Gymnast Clay Strother practicing shirtless.

Ioan Gruffud nearly showing off everything.

Shane Filan and Jenson Button

As I deleted them here's Shane on the beach looking whalelike and Jenson looking 12.

Random Totty for Today

Boxer Fred Bachman in that trying to look hard but looking silly pose boxers take.

The Karshner Threesome looking all shirtless and Karshner cutesome.

Cristian 'what's a shirt?' Ronaldo oddly (for him) wearing a shirt but hopefully not pants. Oh back to shirtless.

Erik Von Detten uber aryan blond totty enjoying a bit of multiracial looking silly.

AFLers John Hays and Ray Hall.

From Die Mommie Die there is Chris McDaniel and Ron Hughes showing how delivery guys should dress. From the same film there's Stark Sands (yes that is a name) sitting in a corner nude (as one does).

Rock, paper, sissors

Iraqi style

Gangbang

Trent Croad, Brendon Goddard, and Heath Black get down to it.

A day in the life of Ian Thorpe

You're young, desperately denying you are gay, and have started your own clothing line.

So you have to promote it. Nobody pays you attention even though you are sitting under a large shirtless picture of you... You get bored...Put on a leather jacket which is far too small for you... The models hired for you are pasty... but...at least one has a good(ish) bulge (not of course that you are interested in that, not at all, never).

James Kristian

As If's Little Al, James Kristian can look remarkably cute, oddly geeky, as the schoolboy he plays, and hot.

Random Totty of Today

New Manchester United signing Gerard Pique.

US college gymnast Mitch Griffin showing us that standing to attention is not always a good thing for a gymnast.

Andrei Kravtsov is Australian, naked and a gymnast.

Water poloist Jamie Smyth.

Andrew Hayden Smith showing us how to wear a T shirt two sizes to small for him.

The Road Rulers show us how to paint nudes or paint nude.

We are cashing in...

Remember Jarrod Batchelor aka Mr Gay UK aka Lee Ryan clone 498 is going into what can loosely be called the music business and launching a single. Jarrod can sing almost and it's not too bad a song but it reminds me of all those soap star records that went in the 50p bin faster than David Sneddon CDs.

You can go and listen to it here and make your mind up.